Chapter 215: Food safety brooks no delay

Bai Bufan held a "man-extinguisher" and chased Lin Li around the room—the fire extinguisher sign in the homestay was a bit aged, and the two dots of the fire were missing, becoming "man."

But this could also be considered making the best use of everything.

"Bad doggy! Bufan, you bad doggy! Don't chase anymore, sit down! Sit down!"

Lin Li cursed like he was acting cute, but the insulting nature was extremely strong.

The two chasing and fleeing were noisy. Facing this kind of vicious pet attack, the three girls present had no empathy and laughed happier than anyone.

Who the fuck said that women are born with the ability to love people?

Love them for a bit!

"Hoo—" Lin Li came down from the stairs and sat back on the floor mat, letting out a long breath.

Only Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were left on the first floor; Chen Yu should have gone upstairs to take a shower.

"Where's Bai Bufan?" Ding Sihan asked.

Lin Li sighed: "I accidentally got caught by this guy just now. He gave me two choices: death or letting him touch my butt."

Qu Wanqiu had already started laughing: "Then what did you choose, Lin Li."

"Death, of course." Lin Li said as a matter of course.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's laughter was very noisy.

"Anyway, he went to play games. Aren't you guys going upstairs to rest? Don't tell me you want to see me naked?"

Everyone was tired from walking tonight. Although it was only nine o'clock and not too late, they weren't planning to play anything together anymore. Lin Li came downstairs to take a shower and shook the clothes in his hand after speaking.

"Yingbao is already taking a shower. Sigh, my hair hasn't been washed for several days. I have to wash my hair tonight, and I'm a bit envious of Tang Seng." Ding Sihan sighed upon hearing this and sighed.

"Why envy Tang Seng?" Qu Wanqiu on the side didn't understand.

"Because Tang Seng never has to take a shower himself. Every time he is caught, a group of little ones has to listen to the Great King and wash him clean. I don't know how many times he has bathed in the eighty-one difficulties?" Lin Li gave a speculation upon hearing this.

I don't know if any monster was curious enough to poke Tang Seng.

Anyway, Bai Bufan definitely couldn't help it.

"That's right, when I was a child and felt that taking a shower was very troublesome, I was envious every time I saw it." Ding Sihan snapped her fingers and affirmed Lin Li.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Can this be considered a shower? Isn't this food safety?

"Now that you mention it, no wonder Tang Seng is tender and the Queen of the Daughter Kingdom likes him. Everyone else is dusty along the way, but only he takes a shower every day. It's indeed too conspicuous." Qu Wanqiu evaluated after her thinking drifted.

"If the Queen of the Daughter Kingdom could fall in love at first sight with other creatures in the scripture-taking team, she would also be a character." Lin Li frowned, looking at Qu Wanqiu's sharp comment.

Qu Wanqiu: "..."

It seems there's no problem.

"Tang Seng is also a heartless man. I feel that he was clearly moved, but he couldn't be brave and just take the Queen away?"

Qu Wanqiu evaluated again. Girls' thinking about this kind of thing is always a bit different from boys'.

If Lin Li were Tang Seng, he would have had five children cleanly long ago.

Hearing Qu Wanqiu say this, Lin Li frowned deeply, unable to believe how she could come up with this idea:

"Little Qiuqiu, the place they are going to take scriptures is Tianzhu, it's India, it's a place where even the White Dragon Horse would be poked. You want Tang Seng to take the Queen of the Daughter Kingdom there? Are you serious? I, a pure love warrior, can't stand cuckolding."

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

Qu Wanqiu lowered her head and began to laugh suppressively: "... Sorry."

Lin Li's "even the White Dragon Horse would be poked" really made her unable to hold it back.

The funniest thing is that this is indeed something Tianzhu would do, not slander.

"Sihan, I'm done washing." At this time, Chen Yu's voice came down from the third floor.

Skincare doesn't have to be done in the bathroom, so just talking about taking a shower without washing hair, the girls' speed isn't particularly slow.

"Monitor, is the bathwater still there?" Lin Li answered preemptively.

No response.

Lin Li speculated that the monitor should have whispered "pervert," but the voice was too small for him to hear.

I don't know if the prefix was good or bad.

"What kind of look are you two giving? What? Haven't you learned in elementary school how to use water resources? Rice-washing water can be used to water vegetables, laundry water can be used to flush the toilet, and bathwater can be used to quench thirst. Aren't these all basic common sense?"

The two gazes on the side made Lin Li unable to stand it, so he retorted.

Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Did some strange common sense get mixed in? Where is this common sense?

This guy is still playing stably.

Qu Wanqiu: "Which elementary school? Tell me so I can avoid it."

Lin Li felt he was misunderstood. Boys who hadn't used a showerhead to spray water into their mouths when taking a shower as a child had very good self-control.

Besides, what's wrong with paying tribute to Durant?

"Sigh, going to take a shower." Ding Sihan got up and stretched.

Then she took a look, and Lin Li, who let out a pitiful sigh, was hit hard on the head by a pillow.

Ding Sihan hugged her chest and looked at Lin Li with extreme disgust: "Lin Li, I'm a bit hungry. Make me a midnight snack, and I won't brush my teeth first. I'll eat it when I come out of the shower."

Bossy, Master Ding is arrogant.

"I want to eat too!" Qu Wanqiu, who had only heard of but never seen Lin Li, the hidden God of Cooking, was also very interested.

"It's a pity, although I really want to serve you, I used up the ingredients in the refrigerator when I made breakfast for myself this morning. I can't make it." It could be seen that Lin Li was really sorry; the corners of his mouth were sorry like Nike.

After all, although Lin Li had mastered cooking, he didn't feel that cooking was very interesting.

Just after trying to make breakfast for himself in the morning, he felt that ordering takeout was more convenient.

"Then I can only order takeout." Ding Sihan said regretfully after looking at the refrigerator and finding that Lin Li really didn't lie to her.

"Sigh, what a pity." Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu went upstairs, and Lin Li also started to take a shower.

"Lin Li, the takeout is here, get it!" When Lin Li came out after taking a shower, Ding Sihan shouted from the third floor.

The essence of the lazy dog was also understood by them.

Let's see what they ordered; if it's delicious, he'll secretly eat some.

Three minutes later.

Lin Li walked to the third floor with a cold face, holding the takeout in his hand, his face gloomy, and questioned Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, come, come, come, tell your father, what kind of takeout did you order?"

"Ingredients, there should be enough for three or four people. You can have the extra as breakfast for yourself tomorrow morning."

Sitting in front of the dressing mirror, Ding Sihan, who was blowing her wet hair with Chen Yu, each holding a hairdryer, said righteously like a rich wife squeezing a beautiful maid.

Lin Li: "..."

You the fuck said ordering takeout meant ordering this takeout?

"Why not order ready-made midnight snacks directly." Lin Li questioned.

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"You want to serve us too much; I can't let you down." Ding Sihan replied.

Lin Li: "..."

"Little Ding Ding, do you know what you have to do before grabbing a woman's stomach?" After a moment of silence, Lin Li asked.

"What?"

"You have to clamp the proximal and distal blood vessels first, otherwise the blood will ooze out." Lin Li smiled.

Ding Sihan: "..."

So it's physical stomach-grabbing?

"Yingbao can eat too; you are not allowed to poison it." Feeling some danger, Ding Sihan took out a straw for help.

Only the middle finger could express Lin Li's mood.

But it didn't matter too much.

Lin Li, who was ready to go downstairs, ran to the bathroom door again, pretended to look inside, turned back, and asked: "Monitor, not a drop left?"

Chen Yu picked up the hairdryer to block her face and blew it toward Lin Li.

"... Pervert, ptooey."

This time he heard it.

Ding Sihan: "Mine is left, do you want it?"

Ding Sihan: "Lin Li, you turn back and respond to this sentence before going downstairs!"

Ding Sihan: "Why are you running!"

Cooking is a thing where the workload for one person and five people is honestly not much different, so Lin Li brought everyone to eat another midnight snack.

Inheriting the one yuan to Qu Wanqiu's face, the person who "cleaned it up himself" became her.

Lin Li returned to the second floor.

After a burp, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, it's still early tonight, let's play games."

"Not playing." Lin Li refused.

"Not just me, Wang Ze, Haoyang, and the others are also there. The few of us combined are still very powerful." Bai Bufan continued to persuade.

"The person you support isn't them."

"Then you support me."

"That's a more desperate thing than a giant's head appearing on the city wall."

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Lin Li, we're going home tomorrow. We came out to play together, but we haven't played together. Don't you think this is very unreasonable? And it's only past ten o'clock. Even if you have good work and rest, it's not too late to play until twelve o'clock and go to sleep." Bai Bufan said with evidence and earnestness.

Lin Li sighed and began to chant:

"Bufan, remember, it's not that we don't play, but we play slowly, play with order, play with adjustment, play from high quantity to high quality, strive to realize playing with playing, and realize playing together.

However, you are only playing with high quantity now. You have to play with high quality, and then you can lead me to play."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Did taking the monthly exam really make you stupid? You even said such things." Bai Bufan had a black face.

"What do you mean? What do you mean by 'you even said such things'? What do you want to express? Who let you into my room? I don't know you! Get out!" Lin Li retreated in horror on the floor mat, pointing at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "..."

If you want to add a crime, there is no worry about no words.

Seeing that Bai Bufan still wanted to persuade, Lin Li suddenly squinted and asked suspiciously: "Is something burnt?"

Hearing this, Bai Bufan tried hard to sniff.

Lin Li suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out I farted."

Bai Bufan, whose nose was still sniffing and whose smell had already entered: "?"

"You the fuck!" Bai Bufan widened his eyes.

Is the person who says something is burnt after farting really a sword grave?

"Just treat it as your request to me during that Monopoly game." Lin Li looked innocent, "Now it's your turn."

"How is it my turn! How can I let it out now!" Bai Bufan covered his nose and roared, "And that time it wasn't smelly at least. What did you eat, you bastard, why is it so smelly!"

"It's already very kind of me to let you smell it, and you still want the recipe? Little greedy cat, so greedy." Seeing Bai Bufan coveting his trade secret, Lin Li became vigilant immediately.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan quickly fled the crime scene, leaving only his angry curses in the air:

"I'm greedy for your 'beep' cat! This is a 'beep' recipe!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 216 =====