Chapter 214: I said it, I never put it aside

Taking Chen Yu, Lin Li met up with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.

Practice proved that Lin Li's head was harder.

"Where did Bai Bufan go?" Rubbing their heads that were bumped and hurt, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu also asked the same question.

"How would I know?" Lin Li, who had quietly left Bai Bufan at the bathroom entrance and ran away without caring about his life, said so.

No psychological burden. If such a big person with a mobile phone and electricity could get lost in the zoo, then Bai Bufan's life was already doomed.

It could be considered as canceling the account for the Bai family in advance.

"Didn't he send you a private message either?" Ding Sihan looked at the group; Bai Bufan indeed hadn't spoken in the group, so she asked.

"He sent it, I pretended not to see it." Lin Li nodded.

"..."

"Reading but not replying is the most hateful; cold violence, tsk tsk." Ding Sihan laughed first, then said with disdain.

"I didn't open it on purpose; I didn't want to see it either." Lin Li argued.

Ding Sihan: "..."

That actually makes sense.

"Little friend Lin Li, little friend Lin Li! Please listen to the broadcast and find the nearest staff member to let him take you to the zoo's broadcast station. Your family is looking for you; they are very worried about you."

"Little friend Lin Li, little friend Lin Li! Listen to the broadcast..."

At this time, the broadcast resounded throughout the zoo, causing tourists to stop. After hearing that it had nothing to do with them, they went back to doing their own things.

But Lin Li: "?"

He opened his mouth wide and was stunned.

Don't be noisy, I'm barbecuing.

And the other three girls were also stunned at first, but then, looking at Lin Li's dumbfounded expression, suppressed laughter flowed out from their tightly closed mouths.

Lin Li took a deep breath and smiled: "The name Lin Li is quite common; maybe it's just a child with the same name as me who got lost. No need to pay attention."

He took out his phone.

Ignoring Bai Bufan's pile of messages.

"Lin Li: Haha, you sent me so much? I just fainted from masturbating, just woke up. Where are you?"

"Bai Bufan: At the broadcast station looking for my son."

"Fuck!"

It really was this b!

Wasting public resources, this beast Bai Bufan really deserves to die!

The degree of "birth" of this behavior is comparable to when he said he was a monkey when entering the zoo.

The Tao of Heaven has reincarnation; who does Heaven spare?

"Let's go! Go pick him up!" Lin Li said with a dark face, gritting his teeth.

The girls followed behind, laughing.

Bai Bufan at the broadcast station looked at the arrival of little friend Lin Li with a sneer.

"Who are you? Do you need our help?" Seeing the arrival of Lin Li's group, the broadcast station staff asked.

"Hello, I am little friend Lin Li." Lin Li smiled.

The staff member looked up at Lin Li, who was at least a head taller than him: "?"

"Sister, actually I'm only eight years old." Lin Li continued to smile.

Wu Min dared to say she was twenty-eight outside; what was wrong with him saying he was eight?

Staff member: "..."

Let the bullets fly into reality.

However, afterwards, Bai Bufan and little friend Lin Li were lectured by the broadcast station staff together.

The two apologized solemnly and said they wouldn't do it again next time.

After all, they really caused trouble for the zoo officials.

Fortunately, Bai Bufan knew what he was doing and explained in advance that he wasn't very anxious, so the broadcast station didn't notify all staff to help search. Although Lin Li and Bai Bufan caused trouble for the zoo, it wasn't too troublesome.

As for why Lin Li also had to be scolded, naturally, it was because Bai Bufan wouldn't let him leave.

"Just playing a hide-and-seek game to revisit childhood, you guy really have no patience." After being scolded, when the group left the broadcast station, Lin Li said with disdain.

"Still have the face to bark? You look like the kind of person who, when playing hide-and-seek with friends as a child, would just go home regardless of whether you were catching or looking." Bai Bufan looked resentful.

Lin Li was somewhat shocked upon hearing this: "You saw me when you were a child? How do you know so clearly? So we were childhood sweethearts?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Sweetheart your horse! You the fuck actually did that? When you were born, your family must have forgotten to invite a master."

"Invited, he died the next day."

"Reasonable."

After everyone was together, the five continued to look at the animal species in the zoo that they hadn't seen yet.

The zoo's area wasn't large; even if they walked very slowly, they could finish watching it in at most three hours.

After watching an animal performance, the girls decided to leave.

As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Should we watch another one?" Lin Li was still not satisfied.

"I support it." Bai Bufan nodded, "This performance is really white and long."

Ding Sihan was speechless: "I'm too lazy to expose what you two want to see."

The staff members cooperating with the animal performance were a few young ladies with good looks.

No wonder there were so many fathers here for the animal performance.

It was indeed good-looking.

"Behind the animal performance is cruel training. In order to boycott animal performance, I firmly don't look at animals. What did I do wrong? I am helping animals!" Lin Li felt he was wronged and said righteously.

Then he got one approving gaze and three disdainful gazes.

Qu Wanqiu suddenly wanted to laugh: "What is the concept of Lin Li's help?

When someone falls into a well, Lin Li will be the first to come and help. With Lin Li's help, that person adapted to life in the well."

Bai Bufan touched his chin upon hearing this and nodded: "That's really it, the summary is really in place; it's something Lin Li would do."

Lin Li: "?"

Slander.

He would clearly suddenly want to eat iced watermelon and start throwing watermelons into the well. By the way, he wouldn't throw the light ones.

Zoo exit.

Lin Li's advance notice seemed to have an effect. Bai Bufan wasn't checked for his identity when leaving the zoo, and no property dispute occurred.

"Hello, may I ask what your evaluation of Shanting Zoo is? Whether it's shortcomings or advantages, or any suggestions, you are welcome to tell us." Several staff members were holding tablets and asking every tourist who left.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other and immediately walked to the nearest staff member: "There are, brother, there are."

Staff member: "?"

"May I ask what they are?" He asked.

"Shortcomings and suggestions, we have both."

"Okay, you say it, I'm listening." The staff member entered listening mode immediately upon hearing this.

"Shanting Zoo is actually not bad, not as unbearable as people say on the internet. However, I have a suggestion: you can launch an 'All-You-Can-Eat Wagyu' activity to enhance attractiveness." Lin Li said enthusiastically.

Staff member: "... But we are a zoo, not a restaurant."

"No, you misunderstood. I mean, anyway, your cows are quite docile, so why not let tourists spend a little money to enter the cow area and eat grass with the cows? Grass is supplied in unlimited quantities anyway, and there's no cost, and the gimmick is very sufficient. What do you think?"

Staff member: "?" Is Wagyu a noun or a conjunction plus object?

"This gimmick seems really possible... In the era where traffic is king, it might really trigger a wave of attention. I will summarize it and report it." The staff member considered it seriously upon hearing this.

Teachability.

"Me, me, I have a suggestion too. Why don't you find a dragon? I guarantee the passenger flow will explode." Bai Bufan didn't want to fall behind and said immediately.

"Dragon? We can't get something that doesn't exist..." The staff member smiled awkwardly.

"There are dragons in this world. I stay in my room for ten minutes at home, and my mom asks if I'm a dragon. I can't even hear her when she asks me to hang clothes. From this, we can conclude that staying at home for ten minutes gives you a chance to evolve into a dragon. You follow my thinking, cultivate one, and keep it."

Bai Bufan waved his finger in front of him and then told the staff member about this shocking discovery that might shake biology.

Staff member: "..."

"Thank you for your suggestions. The exit is here, please walk slowly." The staff member maintained a kind smile, pointed to the exit, and was polite and sincere.

However, the two forcibly hooked shoulders with him, obviously still having a lot to say:

"The suggestions are finished, there are still shortcomings that I hope you will improve."

"The exit is here, please walk slowly."

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"Your scalper doesn't understand the language; I want to buy second-hand tickets, but he won't sell them."

"The exit is here, please walk quickly."

"By the way, by the way, your keeper won't let me touch the tiger's balls. I really want to touch them. Can I make a suggestion?"

"I beg you, walk quickly."

The staff member sighed.

He forgot to check the calendar when going out today.

After torturing the staff member, the five of them had dinner nearby.

Then they went to Shanting city center and bought some things that could be considered local specialties, things rarely seen in Xiling.

"Today is the end, tomorrow we go home, the day after tomorrow we go to school. Life, hurried, hurried, why did my National Day holiday pass so quickly?" Ding Sihan said mournfully.

"Indeed, I still want to play with everyone." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

It was already the 5th today, and there was an evening self-study on the night of the 7th. It wasn't realistic to send everyone home on the 7th. Moreover, Bai Bufan's National Day homework hadn't moved yet; even if he copied it, it wasn't an amount that could be copied in one evening self-study.

As everyone knows, English is a subject where you don't understand the answers even after copying them, and Chinese is a subject where you don't want to copy the answers after seeing them.

So playing for four days was indeed the limit.

"There is no banquet that doesn't end, but if you treat, I can accompany you to eat for a while longer." Lin Li said upon hearing this.

"Lin Li, the focus of the sentence 'I still want to play with everyone' is 'play,' not 'everyone,' especially you, Lin Li, get out of the way." Qu Wanqiu turned back with a smile.

"Not bad, the aggressiveness has increased, teachability." Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, without any feeling of being offended.

"Next time, for a long holiday where we can go far, there's only the winter vacation and New Year left. So far." Qu Wanqiu sighed after saying the words that were against her heart.

Going out with this group of people was really fun.

Especially with these two crosstalk actors added.

"It's okay, it's less than four months until Andy Lau is unfrozen. It's fast. On New Year's Eve, I'll find you guys to set off fireworks together." Lin Li said in a relaxed tone upon hearing this; he didn't have so many sentimental emotions.

"You three are all Xiling people, so it's convenient to play then. Bai Bufan and I are too far away from you." Qu Wanqiu sighed upon hearing this, "We can't let Yingbao send a car to pick us up every time, right? How troublesome."

"It's no problem, just driving a car." Chen Yu, who was originally going to say this after hearing the first half, added.

"Leave it to me then," Lin Li patted his chest and said loudly: "If nothing goes wrong, at that time, I should be able to take and get my driver's license, and during the holidays, my mom will also be home. At that time, I'll steal my mom's car, perfect."

"Really?" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up upon hearing this; he had no burden to enslave Lin Li.

Even at two or three in the morning, he dared to ask Lin Li to send him home first and then roll back to Xiling alone.

"Can you pass it?" Bai Bufan asked suspiciously again.

"For the best in the grade 51, it's better to have basic respect for the 272 in the grade. At least use honorifics when speaking, right? Not everyone is a waste like you who can only progress this much with effort."

Lin Li straightened his collar upon hearing this and said in a high-and-mighty tone.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"You're finished if you can't pass it then." Bai Bufan cursed.

"Support." Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan also nodded.

"Only peers in the car is the best. I also want to sit in the car you drive more. Come on, you must pass it then." Chen Yu also cheered Lin Li on.

"I won't let you down." Lin Li nodded confidently.

With something to look forward to next time, the group's steps became a bit lighter.

Accidentally, the girls went shopping for another two hours before returning to the homestay with bags and bags of things.

They were exhausted; after all, they had walked for a whole afternoon in the zoo, and they were still walking at night.

Even cultivators were a bit tired, let alone them?

Bai Bufan went to the bathroom first.

Walked out.

Lin Li: "Clap clap clap clap!! Bufan! Amazing!! The baby is so great!"

Ding Sihan: "Bai Bufan! Congratulations!"

Qu Wanqiu: "Actually knowing how to go to the toilet at a designated spot! So amazing."

Chen Yu: "So great! Very amazing."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"No, what are you guys doing?" Bai Bufan's Adam's apple moved, and he stayed at the bathroom door, not daring to move.

The girls looked at Lin Li.

Found the culprit in one second.

Facing Bai Bufan's questioning gaze, Lin Li shrugged: "Satisfying your little wish."

"What little wish—wait." Bai Bufan squinted; he seemed to remember.

"Putting aside the insulting nature, being a dog is quite good, carefree. Even pooping at a designated spot in the toilet can be praised as 'the baby is so great.' I'm envious."

This was the original sentence he said to Lin Li in the zoo this afternoon.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Fuck.

Bai Bufan gradually realized everything.

This guy told the girls this while he was in the bathroom and let them cooperate with him?

Bai Bufan found it hard to evaluate and didn't know what to say.

Lin Li remembered such a sentence in detail, which was warm, but the problem was that the way to help him realize his wish seemed to have gone wrong.

What he envied was getting praise simply! Pooping was just an example!

"Thank you, but you don't need to do this next time." Lin Li's starting point was good, but next time, don't start. Bai Bufan had to swallow all the dirty words.

Wait.

Lin Li at that time... did he say he couldn't put aside the insulting nature?

Bai Bufan raised his head and squinted: "Wait a minute, let me withdraw the 'thank you' first."

"Lin Li, I have to confirm, did you mean to insult me just now?"

"Otherwise?" Lin Li looked puzzled; how could Bai Bufan ask such a question?

Then he turned over to dodge the slipper.

"So the starting point was also bad!"

"Fuck!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 215 =====