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Chapter 224: So you're also a

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No, wait.

Lin Li rubbed his eyes, then closed them, and then opened them wide.

Three times like this.

He didn't see wrong.

Lin Li: "..."

Damned system, do you want to take a look at what kind of tasks you've issued?!!

What do you mean the beautiful lady is so excited she can't speak? If she really spoke, you wouldn't be happy! Heating up? Which eye did you see our relationship heating up with? Your anus?

And is this a task? Aren't these four tasks?

Four tasks and only one reward? I think you want to hang on a lamppost too!

System! Turn on the mic for your daddy! Speak!

After the "grass mud horses" (alpacas) ran wildly in his heart, Lin Li started taking deep breaths to calm himself down.

He had cursed enough. Now that the task was issued, what he needed to do was think about how to complete it.

To be honest, although the system asked him to have bed-sport with the beautiful lady in the last small task, Lin Li didn't think it would be very difficult to complete.

He had no problem just holding the beautiful lady's hand to watch the sunrise, so doing intense squats while holding the beautiful lady on the bed should also count as bed-sport.

So there was still a possibility of completion; he could try it.

Lin Li's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

"Damn!"

Lin Li suddenly crawled to the south wall.

The beautiful lady was a bit confused now. He still had to kiss her forehead!

"Where's the head? Where did I kick the head?"

Lin Li opened his eyes wide and started searching.

Fortunately, after the morning, the vision was much clearer. Plus, Lin Li's level was as bad as the national football team, so he quickly found it. The beautiful lady's head was only about four or five meters away from her body.

As long as he could find it, it was fine.

However, the problem was now placed in front of Lin Li again.

The road he came from was no longer the way it was.

The zombies in this world obviously weren't afraid of sunlight; the sun's rays couldn't make them retreat.

And now, whether it was the lady's body or her head, there were several zombies walking or standing still gathered around.

Although as time passed, some zombies who had lost their targets had slowly moved to other places, there were still a few guys left who refused to move.

They seemed like shut-ins before they died, not liking to move.

Especially the head; she was under the feet of a slowly moving zombie, moving along with the other party's footsteps.

Isn't this a kind of "NTR" (netorare)?

Stop your feet, you bastard!

He had the beautiful lady in his arms, and this jerk was standing there kicking her?

If he didn't think of a solution, it would be even more troublesome if he kicked her two miles away.

And Lin Li felt that what he needed was probably more than just the head.

In the "shopping while holding hands" task, he was also required to give the beautiful lady a brand-new outfit.

An outfit, theoretically, was the whole body, which meant he also needed the body leaning against the wall.

Even more of a headache.

Lin Li frowned. An even more fatal point was that Lin Li had been in this world for more than two hours. Now the effect of 【Soul of Close Combat】 had also disappeared; he was no longer the "Steel Rod Expert," and his combat power was greatly reduced, making things worse.

Since things had come to this, let's look at the rewards first.

Lin Li checked the system's rewards.

【You have obtained the passive ability "Blood-Spattered."】

【Blood-Spattered: You will be more sensitive to blood, and at the same time, blood will make you feel excited. As more blood is seen in your field of vision and comes into contact with your skin, your abilities will be comprehensively increased, up to 20%.】

【You have obtained "Historical Product Purchase Opportunity"*1】

【Historical Product Purchase Opportunity: After use, designate any product that has been refreshed in the 【Mall】. You obtain one chance to purchase it at 1.5 times the price, with the price rounded up to the tens digit (i. e., an original price of fifty requires eighty system currency).】

If it was a comprehensive increase, it was still a useful passive ability.

As for the "Historical Product Purchase Opportunity," it was a bit of a chicken rib. If he had to say what he felt he bought too little of, it would probably be the "Ability Amplifier," but it wasn't even an original price purchase, meaning buying an "Ability Amplifier" would cost 150 system currency, which felt a bit of a loss.

Lin Li looked at the 【Mall】.

The cumulative system currency obtained had reached 2150, unlocking the fourth product slot.

【Random Quality Spirit Stone...】

【...】

【Repair Crystal: 50 system currency (limited to 1 per day)】

【Unlock refreshable product slot 5, requires cumulative 2800 system currency. (2150/2800)】 【Repair Crystal: Used on any mecha, stick it to the mecha to be automatically absorbed. Depending on the mecha's quality, it repairs 50~100% of its damage within three seconds.】

It seemed it couldn't solve the current situation.

But he would buy one anyway, so that if he bought a combat mecha one day, whether it was out of power or damaged, he would have a solution.

After checking the harvest, Lin Li continued to study the current predicament.

Considering his current combat power, rushing up to hug the body and head and running away wasn't a good method.

Fighting wasn't an option either.

Not to mention that 【Soul of Close Combat】 had expired, even if it were still effective, there must be many more zombies outside his field of vision than when he first arrived. By the time he cleared the few rivals around the lady, more rivals would come to harass him.

"Probing Bag" had a distance limit.

Although his strength had increased quite a bit now, the distance should have increased, but even if it were enough, the volume of things the "Probing Bag" could bring back was limited.

He could only get the beautiful lady (fragments of fragments).

Lin Li crawled down, picked up a piece of gravel from the roof, and then threw it high toward the ground.

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"Pat."

The sound successfully attracted the attention of the zombies on the ground. They all looked at the position where the stone fell.

The nearest ones walked toward the source of the sound, and then started looking around.

"Ugh..."

And it was a nearly 360-degree look around. If Lin Li hadn't retracted his head quickly, he would have almost made eye contact with one of them.

This method was also very dangerous.

Recalling that the beautiful lady had accurately turned her head when he attacked her, Lin Li didn't throw any more.

He hadn't reached the end of his rope yet.

Let's look at the cultivator's means first. Lin Li took out the "Duck Blood Bottle."

Lin Li hadn't tested whether zombies could be affected by the "Duck Blood Bottle" yet.

He had specifically prepared the emotions inside for today's adventure, but when he fought the beautiful lady, he killed her in one move, so he didn't have a chance to use it at all.

With the refining of the "Duck Blood Bottle," its casting distance was now fifteen meters, which was enough for Lin Li to use at this height.

The bottle only contained fear and desire.

Then, fear, go!

Feeling the decrease of emotions in the bottle, Lin Li raised his eyebrows; it worked.

It seemed that zombies were classified as human cultivators or shapeshifting spirit beasts.

And the zombie that was instilled with fear by Lin Li instantly let out a much higher roar, then trembled and ran forward.

The effect was immediate.

And it seemed that its actions attracted the attention of other zombies. Several other zombies that hadn't been affected actively chased in the direction the first one ran away—an unexpected joy.

Lin Li immediately continued to distribute the fear in the bottle to the zombies on the scene.

"Ahhh—"

"Ugh ah—"

Roars sounded one after another. Because of fear, the zombies started fleeing everywhere.

The fear was used up.

After all, there was only one-third stored originally. These zombies were also a bit brainless; once afraid, they only knew how to run forward, which led to several zombies not running out of the beautiful lady's vicinity after being afraid.

Once the fear disappeared, the zombies wouldn't doubt their emotions, but they would stop moving.

Now the only emotion left in the bottle was "desire."

Lin Li was quite curious about the effect.

Guide desire into the body.

The next second.

Lin Li's pupils shook, o. o became 0.0.

—This damned zombie started masturbating!

"Baby, don't look." Lin Li immediately covered the beautiful lady's elbow.

The zombie was masturbating.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 225 =====

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