Chapter 225: Lin Li and all the beautiful ladies wish everyone a Happy New Year

Besides "heaven-defying," Lin Li didn't know how to describe the current scene.

Masturbating directly on the street, this zombie was also a bit shameless.

The posture was quite classic: the body leaned back slightly, the lower body tilted forward, the loose head tilted up to look at the sky,

It had the beauty of Homelander looking at the sky.

But logically speaking, after being in heat, shouldn't this male zombie attack the nearby female zombies?

Why was he so self-reliant, solving it by himself?

Bastard, you self-righteous guy! Even if you're a boy, sometimes you can rely on others! Don't take everything on yourself!!

Lin Li teared up for the "Ji Shuai" (men).

Of course, it was even more unbearable because they were zombies, and most of their bodies were actually rotten, so it seemed they didn't have this ability, which resulted in the zombie's loosely gripped fist actually only grabbing a lump of rotten flesh.

Lin Li: "..."

This was really a bit unsuitable for children.

Fortunately, the beautiful lady should have been an adult. With her company, he could watch it legally and compliantly.

Not only watching, Lin Li even secretly took out his phone to record the scene in front of him.

If posted to a small website, it would have to be in the "bizarre" section, sitting at the same table as Sister Yu's "control."

The zombie nearest to him was looking at that "Homelander" zombie. With an emotionless face, one couldn't tell anything. Lin Li continued to guide desire into his body.

This was a female zombie.

Because her actions after being in heat were obviously different from that guy next to her. She sat down on the spot, and after spreading her legs, her hand directly pierced through her own body.

The playful mood ended quickly, and Lin Li's brows furrowed.

In the current situation, it would be better if the zombies were in heat and attacked other opposite-sex zombies; that way, at least they would leave their original positions.

Now, he could only try to produce fear himself and then instill it to drive away other zombies.

In this environment, it wasn't difficult to produce fear.

To be honest, if it weren't for the "Jade-Faced Buddha of Substitution" providing the greatest guarantee, just letting Lin Li stay on the roof in this situation would be enough to produce a lot of fear.

But now, because he had a "resurrection armor," the threshold for fear had increased, so he needed to dance on a tightrope and take risks.

After all, fear and risk are inversely proportional.

Actively looking for appropriate danger was the most suitable method Lin Li thought of at the moment.

Once he figured it out, he did it. Lin Li moved to go downstairs.

Noticing the system interface out of the corner of his eye and remembering something, his body paused slightly, and he tried to change his title, switching the 【Blood Crow Killer】 title he usually wore (except when cultivating) to 【Demon's Breath】.

【Demon's Breath: After wearing, greatly enhances the perception of surrounding demons and monsters, and reduces the malice of demons and monsters toward you, even treating you as a companion.】

Only then did Lin Li go downstairs.

Lin Li walked carefully to the first floor, then stopped, his eyes somewhat incredulous.

Because Lin Li found that he could perceive the zombies outside the door.

The effective range of this title was very short; the "surroundings" were only a few meters. When he was on the roof, the distance was too far, but now that the distance was close, Lin Li immediately had a perception.

He could judge the approximate position of the zombies behind this wall, and even their approximate movements.

But Lin Li was a bit puzzled.

He didn't actually expect this title to be useful; he just came here, so he had to try it.

The "Duck Blood Bottle" had already made a judgment: the zombies belonged to human cultivators, and the "Duck Blood Bottle" couldn't affect those insect-like demons.

That is to say, it couldn't be effective against demons.

So the situation now was that zombies were both regarded as human cultivators and regarded as demons?

Can zombies be played without a nerf?

However, it was good news for him now. Since this title was effective, did these guys have greatly reduced malice toward him now?

Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, somewhat expectant.

He had to test it.

It just so happened that he also needed fear.

Therefore, Lin Li carefully came to the broken doorway of the building. Outside the door stood a zombie that he hadn't seen at all on the roof because of the limited field of vision.

Aiming the "Duck Blood Bottle" at himself and keeping the limit distance where 【Demon's Breath】 could be effective, Lin Li poked his head out of the doorway and deliberately knocked on the wall to make a sound.

The other party noticed it immediately, turned around, and turned their head. Four eyes met.

Because the tension and fear were absorbed, Lin Li was very calm at this moment.

Reduced malice didn't mean none, and it didn't even mean it was inevitable. Once this zombie had the intention to attack him, Lin Li, who was holding a steel rod inside the door, would immediately run away and counterattack.

The zombie withdrew its gaze and continued to be dazed.

He was really treated as a fellow!

Lin Li opened his eyes wide.

Damn, it turns out they could be fellows after all. Then he felt a bit sorry for the beautiful lady. Originally, they could have held hands and watched the sunrise together normally, without having to split up.

Pay attention next life.

At this time, in Lin Li's field of vision, including the nearest one, there were only four zombies left on the street.

So Lin Li walked out, reached out and hooked the zombie's shoulder, looked sincerely at the zombie who looked at him again, and after seeing that it didn't move, slowly brought it into the building.

By the time he reached the beautiful lady's head and body, this zombie had left the effective range of 【Demon's Breath】. Now was not the time to experiment with how the zombie would act in this situation.

If it attacked him then, it would be very troublesome.

Subsequently, Lin Li output all the emotions he had just absorbed from himself to the zombie farthest away, and watched it tremble and flee because of fear and terror. Under repeated guidance, he successfully made it leave his field of vision.

Very good. Now this street only had him, the "Homelander" male zombie, the "masturbating" female zombie, and the beautiful lady who was having an infant-like sleep. Lin Li started to approach carefully.

"Are you focused when you masturbate?" Lin Li's original caution became a bit bolder after he discovered that he had slipped on a pebble and made a noise, but the couple didn't look at him.

Sure enough, they were both very focused.

Very good, Lin Li approved of this attitude toward masturbation.

You two are the well-deserved "Masturbation Kings."

When the distance shortened to the range affected by the title, Lin Li's tight heart completely relaxed.

Wait.

After walking closer, Lin Li keenly observed that there was a gold bracelet on the left wrist of the "masturbating" female zombie!

"Hello, I'm a student. Can you give it to me?" Lin Li stepped forward to ask.

No refusal.

(Read every word of the content without missing any!)

That meant she was giving it.

Good person.

Usually, it's very difficult to take off a bracelet after putting it on, but Lin Li knew a little life hack: just rub some soapy water on the forearm, and then cut off the palm directly, and the bracelet would be very easy to take off. It would slide right off. If you don't believe it, you can go try it.

However, Lin Li didn't do that because he was worried that after he attacked the other party, she would no longer treat him as a harmless fellow.

Battle must be avoided, so Lin Li took out a mini-plier from the tactical backpack behind him.

It also happened to test whether this bracelet was really gold.

After all, gold has a soft texture and is easy to cut.

"Click."

Not only was it easy to cut, but looking at the cut interface, the inside and outside colors were consistent; it didn't look like a gold-plated bracelet.

And the "masturbating" female zombie seemed completely indifferent to the small episode beside her. She was focused on masturbating, but the speed of her hand had slowed down; it was estimated that her desire was slowly decreasing.

He also needed to hurry up.

He threw the bracelet he had cut into the side pocket of his schoolbag, threw the beautiful hand he had hung around his neck and held in his hand next to the beautiful body, and Lin Li jogged to bring back the beautiful head not far away.

Start falling in love!

"Before I met you, I never thought about getting married; after I met you, I never thought about anyone else when I got married."

Lin Li looked at the beautiful face tenderly and started telling love words.

"I have been a firm materialist all my life; only for you, I hope there is a next life..."

The pile of famous quotes he memorized for the Chinese exam before the monthly exam came in handy at this time.

Before his memory was improved, Lin Li's favorite famous person was "Wozji Shuode" (I said it myself). He said many famous quotes that perfectly matched Lin Li's essays and was Lin Li's soulmate.

"..."

"Even if you are a black person, I am willing to be your tampon."

Lin Li, who was a bit carried away, was already saying love words fiercely, passionately, and desperately.

It is well known that to determine if a black woman is pregnant, you don't need a pregnancy test stick at all; you only need to check if the cotton on the tampon is still there.

So a tampon is a very dangerous position, which is also the touching part of this love word, making people unable to help but laugh.

"..."

After consuming all his love word reserves, Lin Li felt that he should satisfy the system's "some" requirements.

Next, was it time to kiss?

"Gulp."

Lin Li's Adam's apple moved.

Looking at the beautiful head, even though Lin Li was wearing a protective suit and a mask now, it was a bit hard to open his mouth—as for taking off the mask and protective suit, Lin Li would absolutely not do that. At worst, he would just let this task fail.

Holding the beautiful head, Lin Li somewhat understood Lao Ba.

If it weren't for life, who would be willing to eat shit?

Do it, brothers!

Lin Li leaned over and touched it for a fleeting moment.

【Give the beautiful lady a deep kiss on the forehead... (1/4)】

Fortunately, the system was still human.

Lin Li, who was in shallow joy, suddenly heard faint footsteps behind him.

Wait, 【Demon's Breath】 didn't react.

It wasn't the two zombies dealing with desire!

Thinking of this, Lin Li turned around.

Thus, with his mouth still "stuck" on the beautiful forehead, he made eye contact with a masked humanoid figure.

"..."

"Hello, I'm not a pervert."

Holding the head in his arms tightly, Lin Li said so.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 226 =====