Chapter 226: Good brother! Happy New Year! Happy for a lifetime!

This figure that appeared abruptly and only made a sound when it was close to this degree was hard to distinguish by gender, but from the eye details exposed, Lin Li thought it should be a female.

The other party's gaze first looked at the "Homelander" and "masturbating" zombies on the side, and only then locked onto Lin Li, who was holding the beautiful head.

From the exposed eyes, one could see that the shock the other party felt now was no less than Lin Li's.

And the next moment, the other party raised her hand, and the thing in her hand was aimed at Lin Li.

Run.

Lin Li let go, the beautiful head fell to the ground, white light flashed, and he returned to the modern bathroom.

"Hoo—"

Lin Li took a deep breath.

The thing the other party had just aimed at him looked a bit like a gun barrel.

Although it was only "a bit," Lin Li didn't intend to gamble.

In this kind of doomsday world, human nature is the least able to withstand scrutiny. Who knew if she would attack him in the next moment?

He only had one resurrection armor. He didn't know when he would get the next one; it would be too much of a loss to waste it here.

Lin Li was already rejoicing that this person hadn't ambushed him from afar.

After calming down, Lin Li looked at the spare phone on the washing machine.

The stopwatch software on it was still timing.

"0.01.03.77"

One hour... no, wait, Lin Li's eyes widened. How could it have only been one minute and three seconds?

Taking the phone out of his chest, he checked the time. Because he had set it to connect to the internet, it would automatically calibrate the time. At this moment, the time displayed on the phone had also changed to 10:42 PM.

It was indeed Monday night.

But he had indeed stayed in that world for about three hours.

The time flow rate of the two worlds was different? One minute in reality, several hours in that world?

But this time, a whole week had passed in reality since the last time he went. According to this ratio, shouldn't the doomsday world have seen "seas change into mulberry fields"? At least it should have been a year or two, right?

But his two arrivals, except for the beautiful lady moving, other scenes hadn't changed much.

It couldn't be that the beautiful lady had been waiting for him for a year or two.

Temporarily suppressing his doubts about time, Lin Li started to check himself.

There was a mirror in the bathroom, and Lin Li could see very clearly. His clothes and backpack now were far less dirty than just now.

The traces left by the blood and rotten flesh had almost completely disappeared, leaving only some ground dust he had picked up while crawling.

Especially his hands; this situation was the most obvious.

"Did I not bring back anything related to zombies? Did they disappear silently like the ant?"

"No, they should have stayed in the original world and couldn't be brought over."

Lin Li squatted down and found the ant from the bathroom floor; it was still alive.

That is to say, when he crossed, he brought the small box around it, but he didn't bring the ant inside it.

Lin Li put the backpack on the floor of the shower room and checked the pocket on the side of the schoolbag first.

The gold bracelet he had cut was displayed intact inside.

And the slight flesh and blood that had been stuck to it also disappeared.

It seemed to be about the same as he had expected: he couldn't bring things related to zombies back to reality; they stayed in the original world.

But this was absolutely not a bad thing; this was the part Lin Li was most worried about.

Lin Li's movements immediately became much more casual. He took off the layers of protection and started to wash these protective gears.

The fruit knife without flesh and blood traces looked brand new.

Because he had placed the steel rod on the ground when he kissed the beautiful head, he didn't bring it back. He had just bought it for 108 yuan, and it was gone just like that. He hoped that the person who was suspected to be a sister, or possibly a brother, wouldn't steal it.

Bracelet, oh bracelet, you had better be pure gold, otherwise he would be angry.

First, he sprayed it with the disinfectant he had prepared in advance, and after finally checking that there was indeed no flesh and blood residue, Lin Li threw the clothes into the washing machine.

Time to masturbate, wash up, and sleep.

After washing up, Lin Li returned to the sofa in the living room and sat down. His right hand entered a paralyzed state to accumulate 【Power Accumulation】 counts, while his left hand played with and rubbed the bracelet.

It hadn't faded yet.

Then he picked up his phone and started watching the video he had recorded.

They were all still there, and the images were recorded very clearly. If posted to the foreign internet, they would be considered top-tier CG produced by big shots—it wouldn't pass the censorship in China.

Clicking on the video's more information, the shooting time showed that it was shot tomorrow, and the location was unknown.

Speaking of which, could uploading this kind of video to the internet generate traffic and earn money?

Forget it, don't let unnecessary existences notice him.

Better to honestly be a smuggler and earn money.

This bracelet wasn't thick, but if it was pure gold, at the current price, it would be worth about seven or eight thousand. Even if there was depreciation during recycling, five or six thousand was certain.

"Before returning from that world next time, I must adjust the equipment to airplane mode and leave a timing device there to facilitate the formal confirmation of the time flow rate between the two sides when I go there next time." Lin Li muttered to himself.

Opening the system, like before, the third button lit up.

No text, don't click.

Yawning, Lin Li only felt tired now. It was time to rest.

Although he didn't do too much, keeping his spirit tight for several hours and keeping 【Ear Divine Ability】 on for several hours made Lin Li both mentally and physically exhausted.

Tuesday.

"According to unofficial history, Zhou Yu was not angered to death by Zhuge Liang at all. He wasn't that fragile. After being crushed in intelligence by Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu felt his heartbeat was irregular. The first time his body had a problem, he invited the famous doctor Hua Tuo to treat him."

"Hua Tuo checked him and said, 'It's not a big problem, just anger attacking the heart. Take the medicine today, and you will recover by dawn tomorrow.'"

"Zhou Yu nodded and followed the doctor's orders. The next day, Zhou Yu died from urinating too much."

"After the people of Wu discovered this, they felt that it was more dignified for Zhou Yu to be angered to death, so later generations had to record it like that."

Bai Bufan's voice arrived late but arrived.

Damn, where did Bai Bufan get so many unofficial Three Kingdoms histories? How could he never finish talking about them?

Returning to his seat, distributing breakfast.

"Why are you so happy?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan, who was chuckling.

"Nothing." Bai Bufan started slurping rice noodles, a smile he couldn't suppress on his face, and even asked with a smile: "Lin Li, why do you look so depressed?"

Lin Li chuckled helplessly. You would be depressed too if you were kissing and hugging a beautiful lady last night.

But Bai Bufan's happiness was a bit wrong. His normal state today should be crying for his father and mother. But under Lin Li's repeated questioning, Bai Bufan just denied it.

Hiding things even from his brother, Bai Bufan was also asking to be "pegged."

"Baowei, what is Bufan happy about?" Lin Li had to ask Baowei, his roommate.

"I don't know. I'm also puzzled. It's inexplicable." Zhou Baowei shook his head.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at each other and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, Shang Yang can be divisible by five. Do you want to be divisible by two?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

As a famous political thinker in the Warring States period who proposed "Legalism," Shang Yang was a rare existence that could be divisible by five, except for integers ending in 5 and 0.

"Cough, cough, don't move yet. I'll say it, I'll say it." Seeing that he was about to be dismembered, Bai Bufan coughed a few times and then lowered his voice to explain:

"I just heard a theory—"

"Every Monday when school starts, you should write happiness on your face, making the people around you confused, thinking that your life has made some progress again, making others feel pressure invisibly, and even giving up on themselves. This way, you can win at the starting line."

"It's like flipping through the test paper ten minutes early during an exam."

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "?"

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"Bufan, farting with your ass is just for fun; if you really want to fart, you have to look at your mouth." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

"No, it's useful. Look, didn't you two just get anxious?" Bai Bufan argued strongly.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei narrowed their eyes upon hearing this.

"What are you guys laughing at?"

"What exactly are you guys happy about?"

"No, speak up, you three! Why are you just laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, your mother?"

Looking at Wang Ze, who was gradually getting anxious.

Bai, Lin, and Zhou were laughing even more happily.

"What are you laughing at? Why are you all so happy?"

"No, what are you four idiots doing?"

Many diseases are contagious.

The Chinese class representative stood on the stage, preparing for morning reading. When she saw that half of the boys in the class had weird smiles on their faces, she was scared.

Damn, Class 4, Grade 1 is haunted.

"The honor roll has been changed."

When they came back from running exercises, everyone saw that the honor roll had changed color.

When Lin Li noticed this, he immediately looked at Bai Bufan.

The two immediately hooked shoulders and backs.

"Let's go, let everyone see our sincere brotherhood." Lin Li was full of sincerity.

"Good!" Bai Bufan also nodded heavily.

The two came under the list.

Because Lin Li had the largest progress margin, he ranked first on the progress list.

"Lin Li: Bai Bufan is right."

Lin Li smiled.

This was the "message" he modified without involving yellow, gambling, or drugs.

In this way, he could pair it with Bai Bufan's "Without Lin Li, I wouldn't have achieved such progress" to achieve a subtle backstab.

No way, Xue Jian, who was more aggressive, wouldn't agree.

"You backstabbed me?" Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's collar in a flash.

"I, I didn't... I don't know what happened... maybe Old Jian changed it himself," Lin Li stammered.

"It's fine, it's changed quite well." Bai Bufan let go of his hand immediately and smiled.

Lin Li's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly looked for Bai Bufan on the honor roll.

Found him!

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li is a pearl in front on the progress list. I don't know what to say, but my progress is indeed partly due to him, so let me recite a poem called 'Friendship'."

I think of my old friends of yesteryear, and realize how long and enduring our friendship has been. We enjoyed the springs and forests together, our bond remaining long-lasting; standing in the world, we support each other, our righteousness filling the heavens. Father's grace and son's respect are not just this thought; the closeness of friends can stand shoulder to shoulder with it.

Lin Li: "?"

How did Bai Bufan's change too?

Wait.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes.

As a master of acrostic poems, Lin Li saw at a glance that this kid's broken doggerel was also hiding the head!!

I, am, Lin, Li's, father.

The situation reversed, so Bai Bufan's collar was lifted by Lin Li in a flash.

And Bai Bufan was still smiling. He looked at Lin Li and said word by word: "Bai Bufan is right, thank you."

Lin Li: "..."

No, what about the honor roll review? What about Xue Jian's review? What are they all doing! How could they believe that poetry could come out of Bai Bufan's mouth? There must be a scam!

This was good. It did achieve a subtle backstab, but the problem was that this backstab was Bai Bufan backstabbing him.

Damn it, this guy found a hidden way to attack him!

"When did you tell Xue Jian?" Lin Li roared in disbelief.

"Half a minute after you left the office." Bai Bufan showed an innocent smile.

Lin Li: "..."

What else could he say?

Lin Li: "Good! Bro! Ther!"

Bai Bufan: "For! Life!"

Wish everyone a Happy New Year! Happy Year of the Snake! Good! Bro! Ther! For! Life!

It's the end of the month. If you have monthly tickets on hand, you can vote. I will try my best to ensure no breaks during the New Year.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 227 =====