Chapter 249: The art of language is to make people feel comfortable as soon as you open your mouth

The coach blinked and gave a thumbs up: "Smart!"

"It's not that I'm saying this, Lin Li, if this is really your first live-fire shooting, and you can have such results, I think you are definitely a good seedling for being a soldier. You might even become a generation of soldier kings, with great potential and prospects."

Coach Shi also felt a love for talent and said sincerely.

Lin Li: "..."

"I'm only in the first year of high school, Coach." Lin Li declined.

This is not his true talent.

And what about the daily tasks of Genshin Impact if he becomes a soldier?

Lin Li considers himself not very capable of enduring hardship. He could be exhausted and barking for half a day after just a few days of military training, let alone being a soldier.

"Aren't you going to be an adult soon? What grade you are in is not a problem." But Coach Shi felt it was no big deal.

"What?! Coach, how do you know what grade I'm in? Also, can we be soldiers if we are gay?" Lin Li said in horror.

Coach Shi: "?"

You damn...

"I was just mentioning it casually, no need for that." Coach Shi waved his hand with a smile. In the East, this stuff is indeed respected based on personal wishes.

Leaving Coach Shi inside to clean up the shell casings, Lin Li left the shooting station.

Just as he walked out, Bai Bufan earnestly stepped forward, grabbed Lin Li's hand, and said sincerely:

"Lin Li, promise me, if we ever go wild and meet a brown bear, we will absolutely not point our muzzles at each other's knees, okay?"

Although Bai Bufan was standing outside, he could clearly see Lin Li's record through the glass.

Damn it, how can we play like this?

Bai Bufan felt that when the time came, one second he would see the brown bear, and the next second he would see the dripping blood of his own knees and Lin Li's retreating back.

Lin Li smiled upon hearing this: "Don't worry, it won't happen."

"Good brother." Bai Bufan was moved.

"—The risk of hitting the knee is still too great. If you are desperate and want to die together, what should I do if you hold a gun and shoot at me while I'm running away?

It's not safe, so I will definitely aim at your eyes. That way, even if you are just blinded and not dead, you definitely won't be able to hit me again, and you won't be able to escape. The brown bear will definitely stare at you first." Lin Li finished his sentence.

Bai Bufan: "..."

You damn...

Even more ruthless than hitting the knee, truly leaving no way out.

"Lin Li, I don't know what you are pretending to be, really," seeing that Lin Li was determined to put him to death, Bai Bufan sneered, "I gave you some face, but you're pushing your luck. Pfft—, let's just say this, I can do this result with my hands."

"Oh—" Lin Li drew out his tone and nodded.

"Just wait!"

Bai Bufan pushed the door open and walked in. Seeing Coach Shi preparing to adjust the target distance and switch back to the 10-meter target, he raised his hand to signal it wasn't necessary:

"No need, Coach. With my strength, I can just start from the 30-meter target. You know, some people's upper limit is just some people's casual lower limit." Bai Bufan said lightly.

Coach Shi: "?"

But Coach Shi didn't say much this time.

He could see that although these two kids were a bit stupid, they were stupid with some strength; one shouldn't judge by appearances.

Just from their looks, Bai Bufan looked more retarded, like a child who couldn't take care of himself.

Then... maybe this guy is an existence even more powerful than Lin Li.

Believe it first!

"Hold the gun with both hands, arms straight, body leaning slightly forward..." So Coach Shi re-instructed the shooting posture.

"I, am ready!"

"Bang!"

Bai Bufan was taken down.

—After Bai Bufan fired this shot, he subconsciously tried to bypass the safety rope to blow away the gunpowder smoke from the muzzle. In reality, he couldn't do it under the restriction of the safety rope, but because the muzzle had a tendency to lift, he was taken down.

But this couldn't be blamed on Coach Shi; it was actually a performance of the other party's responsibility. Bai Bufan took the initiative to apologize instead.

The 30-meter target distance was still a bit far. After apologizing, Bai Bufan looked at the screen next to him.

The scene in the picture was peaceful, with only the three bullet holes left by Lin Li on the target paper.

Bai Bufan tilted his head and looked at Coach Shi.

"Coach, the internet seems to be lagging." Bai Bufan pointed at the screen and said.

Coach Shi: "..."

"Kid, is there a possibility that you missed the target?" Coach Shi said politely.

Bai Bufan's posture just now wasn't standard, and since it was his first time experiencing it, and he was using a pistol, it was normal to miss the 30-meter target.

"No, it's just that the internet is lagging." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Coach Shi smiled. He pressed the target switch, and the target on the screen descended in real-time.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Coach, is there a possibility that I shot too accurately, perfectly fitting into the bullet hole of Lin Li's 10th ring just now, so it looks like I missed?" Bai Bufan had a new excuse.

Coach Shi: "..."

"You can fool your brother, just don't fool yourself. It really doesn't matter if my brother is fooled by you, just laugh it off. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after saying this, don't let tears fall on the pistol barrel.

It won't hurt my brother to believe you once, but don't make yourself believe it too. It really doesn't matter if my brother is fooled by you, my brother will just laugh it off. It's really not that my brother wants to break your defense, you wipe your tears and think about it, besides my brother, who else would believe these words of yours?"

Lin Li's faint voice came muffled from outside the glass door.

"Damn!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it anymore.

"Accident, accident, let's do it again!"

He raised his hand and aimed again. This time, he waited a bit longer for the gunshot.

"3rd ring, not bad." This time it hit, and there were no other extra movements. Coach Shi looked at the screen and said.

The third shot was a 2nd ring.

"Alright, Coach, I've completely mastered the 30-meter target. There's no challenge in continuing to shoot. I personally look forward to the 10-meter target more now; it is the opponent worthy of my respect." Bai Bufan said.

Damn it, if I continue to shoot the 30-meter target, who knows if the total score of five shots will be as high as Lin Li's one shot!

Coach Shi: "... Okay."

The mouth is quite hard.

After switching to the 10-meter target, the results were naturally much better, with the first shot being a 7th ring and the second shot being an 8th ring.

After five shots were finished, it was now Bai Bufan's most feared segment—leaving this room to face Lin Li.

And watching Bai Bufan walk out of the room, Lin Li, who had been waiting for a long time, smiled.

"Bufan, do you know what is useful about 'Heaven has created me'?"

"Wait—"

"It must be for a purpose!"

"Bufan, do you know what to look for when drinking tea?"

"Shut up!"

"Look for tea sets yourself."

"Bufan, do you know the periodic table of elements?"

"Damn!"

"Arsenic is not lead, Erbium, Cerium, Rhodium, Tellurium, Niobium still need to be refined."

"Bufan, compared to the beach in Shanting, I prefer the beach in Sanya. Do you know why?"

"Because there are no stone grains, only sand!"

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn.

You damn...

"Alright, alright, alright, brother, that's enough, I was wrong, I was wrong." Seeing that Lin Li still intended to output, Bai Bufan covered his ears in despair.

If he had known, he wouldn't have mocked Lin Li so much during the stone-skipping segment on National Day. Now it's good, the victim is himself.

"It's mainly because I haven't played for too long, so I'm a bit rusty." Seeing that Lin Li finally stopped, or maybe he temporarily ran out of material, Bai Bufan felt he could do it again, so he made up for it.

"Are you playing billiards here? You even came up with a cosmic-level disclaimer." Lin Li sneered.

Whether it's playing basketball or billiards, there's always someone who must say this before starting.

If you win, it's because your strength is too strong; if you lose, it's because there's a reason.

"I'm not fake, Lin Li. When was the last time you shot a pistol?" Bai Bufan immediately questioned.

"The day before yesterday."

"I went home a week ago! I'm naturally rustier than you. And let's look at the results: you are 10, 10, 10, 8, 9, which is a spiral decline, while I am 0, 3, 2, 7, 8, a spiral ascent. Isn't it clear what this means?

From a dialectical long-term perspective, my future is promising, while you have no future!" Bai Bufan argued with reason.

Lin Li didn't refute, just looked at Bai Bufan with a mocking gaze as if looking at a fool, smiling.

"Damn!!"

This look is so damn hurtful.

"How about it, are you still shooting?"

The afternoon time drifted away in the sound of gunshots. After three rounds of firearms, the four returned to the club's inner hall to sit and rest, and Lin Li asked the other three.

"Boring, I'd rather play with a pistol with you than play with a pistol with you." Bai Bufan said dully.

After three rounds, Bai Bufan's target shooting results were abused by Lin Li, and even after switching to a rifle that was harder to control, this guy could still guarantee results under the premise of rapid fire, as if he had become a bit more proficient. In fact, it was indeed so; 【Mimicry】 of 【Mimicry】 of 【Mimicry】 was fully responsible.

"Let's not shoot anymore, we've played enough. I want to use the scenery here to take some photos later." Ding Sihan also shook her head.

"Hmm, I've experienced it, that's enough." Chen Yuying also echoed.

"Okay, then let's not continue." Lin Li leaned lazily on the sofa and nodded. After all, his original purpose for experiencing live-fire shooting was to get close to and use guns, to prepare for possible situations in the apocalypse, and now 【Mimicry】 had over-fulfilled this task.

If he really encounters this situation in the apocalypse, the effect of using this ability will be quite good.

"And the gun is so heavy, much heavier than I imagined, and it makes my shoulders and chest hurt from the vibration." Chen Yuying gently rubbed her knitted cardigan and complained.

Instinctively controlling the big head, Lin Li took a look.

Chen Yuying's curves are indeed excellent. Although it's not yet big, the curves are very obvious. You know, apart from those with natural talent like Yu Yu, not many people at this age have it—of course, it also has to do with the fact that no one wears push-up bras at this age.

Especially with her height, which is considered tall among the girls in the class, it's already very impressive to have the initial scale.

As the saying goes, girls change at eighteen, the future is promising, maybe it's still a case of small branches hanging with big fruits.

Then this rifle is damn, the gun is bad, the chest is good.

!

"It hurts? Class monitor, do you need a massage?" Lin Li was no longer lazy, sat up straight, and asked.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Eww~~~" Ding Sihan immediately hugged her chest and started to boo loudly upon hearing this.

"Lin~ Li~ When shooting just now~~ my hemorrhoids were also shaken so painfully~~" Bai Bufan, who feared no chaos, also shouted from the side with a pinched voice.

"No need, pervert." Chen Yuying's little face was flushed red, her legs were pressed together and lifted until her knees touched her chest, her eyes lowered, shrinking into the corner of the sofa, as if she wanted to hide herself.

"What are you guys doing, what are you doing? I said massage the shoulders! Shoulders!" Lin Li laughed and defended himself at this time, "Can you guys not have such obscene minds?"

"You'd better be." Ding Sihan said with disdain.

Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

"What does this look mean again?" Feeling the undisguised 'wringing of wrists, sorrowful and pitiful' gaze locked on her hands covering her chest, Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes and said.

"Little Ding Ding, be happier in the future, happiness is good for you." Lin Li advised sincerely.

"Why?" Ding Sihan was still very vigilant.

"Because girls who love to laugh don't have bad figures; happiness increases the cup size." Lin Li explained.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Who the hell told you that happiness increases this cup size! Lin Li, order me another magazine of bullets now, I have an urgent need, hurry!" Ding Sihan threw the cushion or pillow on the sofa next to her at Lin Li, and while shouting angrily, she reached out to beg.

"No, you refused it yourself before." Lin Li shook his head with a smile.

What is this urgent need for? Could Lin Li not know?

"Then lend me some money, I'll pay you back immediately." The irritated Ding Sihan was still reaching out.

"To pay me back with bullets to my forehead, right? Not giving, pfft." Lin Li refused happily.

After speaking, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, who was giggling on the side, and shook his head solemnly: "Class monitor, don't laugh either. In my personal opinion, you are just right now, but if you insist on increasing it... that's fine too."

Long live big breasts! Banzai! Loyalty!

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Pervert! Not allowed to say it anymore!" The red glow that had just faded away came back in a *whoosh*.

Sofa cushion +1 next to Lin Li.

"Me, me." Seeing this, Bai Bufan felt it was his turn to be attacked and then counterattack, so he raised his hand excitedly, while holding a cushion in his other hand, waiting to throw it at Lin Li's head in the next second.

"Do you want to have a pillow fight with me?" Lin Li sneered upon hearing this, pointing at the pile of cushions around him, showing off his ammunition depot.

Bai Bufan blinked; he seemed to have only one pillow.

Damn, Lin Li doesn't counterattack them, but he will counterattack himself.

So Bai Bufan decided to negotiate: "Lin Li, do you know what pillow fights and black people have in common?"

"The harder you hit, the more cotton there is?" Lin Li thought and answered.

"That's right, considering these pillows aren't ours, let's call a truce." Bai Bufan nodded and put the pillow down, "It wouldn't be good if we broke them."

"Sure."

Coach Shi, who came over with the bill and receipt and happened to hear this sentence: "..."

You two are happy talking.

Then who the hell is going to make up for the merit I lost?

At the club, after the four took some more photos and bought some souvenirs to keep as memories, they planned to return the same way.

"Lost again, where exactly did I lose?"

On the subway, Bai Bufan looked at a couple opposite him, a combination of an ugly man and a beautiful woman, and wrung his wrists in sigh.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li, whose hearing had exceeded that of a normal person, hesitated for a while after capturing the keyword: "Bufan, have you ever thought that they are from the same dormitory?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan listened carefully and found that the 'beautiful woman' actually had a male voice!

Song Luping once said that although some technicians have poor massage techniques, they can make people feel very comfortable as soon as they open their mouths.

The 'beautiful woman' in front of him, although very good-looking, makes people feel uncomfortable as soon as she opens her mouth.

As for whether it feels comfortable when opening the mouth, that is yet to be known.

"So you lost because Bao Wei refuses to be a trap." Lin Li concluded.

"Why is it Bao Wei! Can't Tianming and Zeyu do it! I can't accept a feminized Bao Wei at all!! Isn't that still Bo Gang!" Because they were on the subway, Bai Bufan hissed in a low voice.

"Both are fine."

"Damn, men are becoming women, women are becoming children, children are becoming black, blacks are becoming cotton-pickers. What is wrong with this world?"

However, Bai Bufan, who knew the truth, didn't feel any better; he sighed even more and made such a comment.

Lin Li also sighed upon hearing this.

Because Coach Shi couldn't hear this sentence, Lin Li felt it was a pity.

Dinner was still eaten at that restaurant. They ordered the two dishes the four liked most at noon and other dishes they couldn't experience at noon due to their appetite. The experience was still quite good.

And the faucet in the men's restroom was fixed. It is said that it was the result of two customers complaining anonymously one after another at noon. The efficiency was still quite good.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up to those two customers and also to the shop.

Because the high-speed rail tickets had been bought in advance, the four didn't linger in Pingjiang and headed to the station, preparing to return to Xiling.

"I hope Lin the Big Sucker will continue to work hard. I want to go to Disneyland next week, preferably abroad, thank you." Arriving at the departure level and waiting for the high-speed rail, Ding Sihan said with a smile.

"You still want to go to Disneyland? Little Ding Ding, do you want to see if I look like Disneyland?" Lin Li retorted upon hearing this.

This is Wu Min's most proficient move.

Master of Mimicry!

When Lin Li asked her for something when he was a child, she would look like whatever it was.

—"You want a summoner that can summon Tyrannosaurus? Lin Li, do you see if your mom looks like a Tyrannosaurus?"

—"You want to eat Gatanozoa crab? Lin Li, do you see if your mom looks like this whatever-crab?"

Lin Li would usually answer, "No, you look like an incompetent mother who abuses children."

Then Lin Li would beat the feather duster hard with his butt, letting it know the power of his butt.

Ding Sihan looked at it seriously upon hearing this, and the answer was completely different from what Lin Li imagined:

"Eh, Lin Li, you really look like it when you say that, otherwise where would the prince come from?"

Lin Li: "?"

?

"Hahaha damn, Ding Sihan, you really can say anything just to get a free ride." Seeing that Ding Sihan didn't have a twist and was purely praising him, Lin Li couldn't hold it anymore.

What kind of state was the child forced into to say such things?

"What kind of words are these, they are all sincere." Ding Sihan said sincerely.

Lin Li said moved: "But I have no money."

Ding Sihan also said moved: "Poor ghost, get lost."

Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan and smiled.

"As for later, try your best. Actually... in short, I'll call you when there's an activity."

Lin Li touched his chin. He was ready to speak, but after hesitating for a while, he still didn't say what he originally wanted to say.

Inviting the "three dogs" to go for a physical examination together next week... would it seem like he's sick?

This sickness is not only mental, but it will even make them feel that they are physically sick.

Damn, everyone is a high school student, are we going to do an ultrasound together?

Lin Li felt that on that day, when he helped Bai Bufan line up at the door of the ultrasound clinic, everyone would definitely look at him with strange eyes, right?

"Bufan, are you interested in going to the hospital?" But Lin Li still asked tentatively.

"What are you going to the hospital for?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise.

"I heard there's an ultrasound." After Lin Li said it, he couldn't hold it himself, "Damn."

Wait, damn, this damn seems to have made his words even more damn.

"... Pregnant woman?" Bai Bufan asked, forcing a serious face.

"That works too." Lin Li accepted the adjustment and nodded with a straight face.

"Hahahahaha damn! You animal!!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 250 =====