Chapter 250: Lin Li is a bastard, and Bai Bufan is also a bastard

The high-speed rail arrived. Because they bought tickets in pairs, the four separated.

According to the tickets, the two came to their seats.

There was another person in the seat, with a woman next to him, but this time there were no black silk stockings.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other: A repeat performance?

"Hello, Uncle."

"Go in, go in. Coming so slowly when sitting in A, no quality." The man, who was wearing Bluetooth earphones and watching short videos, looked up and glanced at Lin Li impatiently, took off one earphone, and stood up to say.

"No, Uncle, did you sit in the wrong seat?" Lin Li asked.

"What?" The man frowned upon hearing this, then pulled up the ticket interface, confirmed it several times with the seat information next to him, and showed it to Lin Li, his tone even more impatient: "07b is correct! You guys are the ones who found the wrong seat! Are you blind? Annoying, go, go, go."

He immediately sat back down.

He muttered a few words in a dialect. Although it wasn't Nansang dialect, judging by the tone, it wasn't anything good.

In the ticket information just shown, the seat was indeed 07b.

"But—" Lin Li continued to speak, but was interrupted before he could finish.

"Get lost, get lost, what 'but', don't annoy me." The man continued to scroll through his phone without even looking at Lin Li.

"Sorry, sorry." Seventeen is the age when one can take the most grievances. Lin Li, who had been given a cold shoulder, apologized sincerely and then pulled Bai Bufan away.

"Did we really get it wrong? Carriage 06, 07a, 07b..." After walking far away, Bai Bufan was suspicious and unconfident. He took out his phone and looked at it several times. After all, it was his first time taking a high-speed rail today, so it was understandable to look wrong.

"No need to look, the seat is correct." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Ah? Then why is that uncle's seat also 07b? Selling one seat twice?" Bai Bufan was confused.

"No, I just saw the train number on that b ticket. It's not this train, it's the one opposite. He got on the wrong train." Lin Li smiled.

"Then why are we leaving our seats?"

"You... wait. Wait!"

Bai Bufan's words stopped abruptly. He looked at Lin Li, blinked, and then his face gradually turned into a suppressed smile: "Animal, you animal, damn, hahaha Lin Li, you really are an animal."

"If his attitude had been better, I would have explained it to him."

Lin Li chuckled.

"Support. He started with swearing as soon as he came up. I hate these idiots who are full of dirty words and have no quality the most." Bai Bufan agreed, then rubbed his hands expectantly: "But let's remind him when we get off. Otherwise, I'll feel uncomfortable if I don't see his look of being anxious and annoyed."

Although Lin Li is an animal, fortunately, Bai Bufan is not a good thing either.

"Sure." Lin Li nodded. He had the same intention, "And it's best when the train is about to start for the second time."

"Lin Li, you are still thoughtful." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, "For that moment, it's worth standing for half an hour."

"No need. I did some research before coming. The indicator light next to the high-speed rail seat has meaning. Red means someone is there for the whole journey, green means the seat hasn't been sold, and yellow means it hasn't been sold until the next stop. Although there may be a delay, as long as we wait for the train to start, find a green or yellow seat to sit in, it will definitely work.

Although we can't find seats together, it doesn't matter."

Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan's eyes lit up. He really didn't know about this.

"That's even more perfect!"

So the two, waiting for the train to start before looking for seats, looked at 07b expectantly at the entrance of the carriage, fearing that the man would get up and leave, making them miss the fun.

However, seeing Bai Bufan's strange standing posture, Lin Li asked suspiciously:

"What are you doing? You look like you're desperate to pee."

"Because I really want to pee a little now." Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

"No? Then go pee. It's not like there are no toilets on the high-speed rail. To be precise, it's in this carriage." Lin Li looked surprised and pointed to the toilet in the back to signal.

"Now is not the time." Bai Bufan shook his head, "I hope I can contribute to the country's construction."

Lin Li: "?"

"Speak human language, damn it."

"Lin Li, have you ever heard of a project that benefits the country and the people, South-to-North Peeing?" When Bai Bufan said this, there was light in his eyes, full of the youthful enthusiasm of serving the motherland:

"I drank frantically in the Yushun District in the south, just to bring the water to Nansang in the north to pee."

"In order to solve the problem of uneven water resources in our country."

"For the country, for the people of Nansang, I, suffer a little, hold it a little, it's nothing!"

Lin Li was moved to tears by Bai Bufan's spirit of self-sacrifice upon hearing this:

"Tears, where did this idiot come from."

The high-speed rail arrived.

"Chen Yuying: Why haven't you two come out yet? @Lin Li @Bai Bufan."

"Lin Li: Wait for us, we're timing it."

"Chen Yuying:?"

When the prompt sound that the high-speed rail door was about to close rang, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, smiled, and came to the uncle's side.

"Why is it you two again!" His shoulder was patted, he was disturbed again, and seeing that it was the same person who disturbed him last time, the man was so angry he wanted to do something.

"Hello, Uncle, I just discovered one thing, you got on the wrong train." Lin Li bowed and greeted politely.

"Uncle, shouldn't you be taking the high-speed rail to Qiaocheng? But this train is heading to Anmen." Bai Bufan followed and greeted politely, "Oh my, you really seem to have gotten on the wrong train."

—With the train number Lin Li remembered, it was easy to check where the man's original train was going.

Man: "?"

When they saw the man stunned, the two immediately left.

—No time to see the reaction, if they didn't leave, the door would close.

But fortunately, the window is the eye of the soul.

When the two got off the train, found the window next to the man, and saw that the man had already stood up and looked panicked, but the door had already closed and even started to move slowly, Lin Li and Bai Bufan both smiled very happily.

And the man also noticed Lin Li and Bai Bufan outside the window. Having completely realized what had happened, he began to beat the window angrily, pointing at Lin Li and Bai Bufan and talking.

The high-speed rail window is soundproof, so it couldn't be heard clearly.

"What is he saying, Lin Li." Bai Bufan asked with a smile.

"Hey, nano-rescue, kid." Lin Li answered with a smile.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally come out, walked over.

Before they could ask what happened, they saw the two turn into aircraft carrier deck crew, tacitly making a 'go' gesture at the high-speed rail, and then changed into a mocking ghost face.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

The two's confusion was eliminated after understanding the cause and effect.

"Ah ah ah too cheap, you two, too cheap." Ding Sihan laughed until her speech was intermittent, "Why didn't you call me over to see that uncle's expression! Damn, eating alone!"

"Indeed very bad." Chen Yuying also nodded with a smile.

"First of all, Bai Bufan is a eunuch, I am not a eunuch." Lin Li explained to the two with a smile upon hearing this, "Secondly, I don't think it's bad at all. That uncle provoked me first. Returning evil with good, how can one return good?"

"I wasn't saying you were bad just now. That uncle is bad, you are good." Chen Yuying nodded at Lin Li with a light smile upon hearing this.

"What? So that's how it is! Blue Sky Big Grandma!" Lin Li, whose grievances were cleared, began to sing moved: "There is a Chen Qingtian in Xiling~ Iron-faced and selfless to distinguish loyalty from treachery~"

Chen Yuying: "..."

"What a broken name! Lin Li, retract it! You are not good, you are also bad, you are also treacherous." Chen Yuying, who couldn't stand this name, immediately modified the judgment.

Look at these bulging cheeks, it must be fun to pinch them.

"Why the hell did you suddenly pinch my butt?" Bai Bufan, who was attacked, turned his head sharply and questioned Lin Li.

"You don't understand my regrets." Lin Li's eyes were deep, hiding a melancholy sigh: "Life, one can only retreat step by step, retreat, and finally retreat... to seek the inferior."

Bai Bufan: "?"

What are you sad about here? Where did this lunatic come from.

"Do you really not need me to let my dad take you two home?" After walking out of the station, Chen Yuying stopped at the door and turned to ask.

There was no other itinerary for the rest of the day, and it was time for everyone to go home, so she asked this.

—The one who came to pick her up tonight was not the family driver, but Chen Zhongping. "No need, Class Monitor. If it were your family driver, I would have agreed. If it's Uncle, I'd better take the bus back with Bufan." Lin Li said with a smile.

Lin Li's bicycle is still at the school gate, so he is indeed going back to school with Bai Bufan first.

Not coming to send them in the morning, but coming to pick them up at night, Old Chen doesn't know what he is worried about.

It couldn't be that he is worried that he will feel that today's play is not enough and will ask them if they want to continue playing until home urges them, and by the way, find an opportunity to see if he can pinch the class monitor's cheeks.

"Okay, then you guys say something in the group when you arrive at school and at home. Next time I definitely won't let him come." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile and didn't force it.

After all, with her dad there, it might make them uncomfortable instead.

The four went to the bus stop together first, then the two girls had to continue walking to the parking lot, so they parted:

"See you tomorrow then."

"Counting it, it's basically seeing each other every day." Lin Li waved with a smile.

School on Friday, appointment on Saturday, and evening self-study on Sunday night.

"Isn't that quite good, bye~" Chen Yuying also waved with a smile.

At this time, there were quite a few people waiting for the bus at the station, no longer the emptiness of eight or nine in the morning.

!

It turns out there are so many people taking the bus.

Lin Li really had no concept of this.

After waiting for a few minutes, the corresponding bus arrived, and everyone lined up to get on.

"Lin Li, the class monitor is calling you." Bai Bufan said to Lin Li, who was walking into the bus after paying the fare.

"Ah? She hasn't left yet?" Lin Li turned his head in confusion upon hearing this, only to see Bai Bufan passing by him quickly.

Lin Li's heart skipped a beat, and he turned to look at Bai Bufan.

The bus in the county is not big, there are only a dozen seats in a bus, and now, the last seat in the bus was taken by Bai Bufan.

Lin Li: "..."

"Bai Bufan, the coin you just threw fell on the ground, pick it up." Lin Li said with a gentle smile.

Really not a thing, all the dirty tricks were used on his own people.

"Just standing for twenty minutes, now you can't even stand for twenty minutes, what will you do when you become a security guard and have to stand all day?" Bai Bufan said with disdain upon hearing this.

This sentence sounds familiar, it seems like the format he used to mock Bai Bufan for delivering food in the future, the boomerang also hit his own head.

Deserved it.

It didn't matter much, just twenty minutes or so. Lin Li walked to Bai Bufan's side and stood, looking at the other passengers in the bus.

Lin Li found that they were the only young people. Apart from them, there were either elderly people or exhausted middle-aged people, some of whom almost had the word "corporate slave" written on their faces.

They didn't meet this batch of people in the morning, simply because it wasn't the time for work.

Even though today is Saturday.

"Bufan, let me test you. Do you know what kind of character is set to be more and more invincible, and will gradually improve with version updates, but when you look at the record, it is killed by various plots and used as a stepping stone, a very funny and clownish character?" Lin Li leaned over and asked Bai Bufan.

"Vegeta? Crushed by Frieza in the Frieza arc, helped Cell in the Cell arc..." Bai Bufan thought for a while and said.

"No, it's the Labor Law." Lin Li's map of Yan is very short.

Bai Bufan: "?"

After Bai Bufan froze for a moment, he looked at the scene in the bus and understood why Lin Li suddenly asked this. He gave Lin Li the middle finger and laughed and scolded: "Lin Li, don't you dare make me unable to take the bus."

"If I become a boss in the future, I will definitely not tolerate this kind of overtime behavior. Damn, if my employees dare to work overtime illegally, I will definitely confiscate their illegal gains." Lin Li became more and more angry as he thought about it, so he made a great wish.

I, a capitalist, establish life for the people, establish the heart for heaven and earth, continue the lost learning for the past sages, and open peace for all generations.

Bai Bufan: "?"

What did Lin Li just say?

Is it Chinese?

Such a niche language.

"You were born to be a boss." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, then sighed deeply:

"How many women have become buses in order not to take the bus, and how many men have taken the bus every day in order to have a bus of their own?"

"Life, hurried, hurried."

Philosopher Bai Bufan and capitalist Lin Li looked at each other in mutual sympathy.

The bus gradually became crowded, and more people were standing.

"Young people nowadays have very little virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, sigh." An aunt who had just gotten on looked around and found no seat, chose to stand next to Bai Bufan, and talked to herself, "Sigh, my waist, I'm old, it's uncomfortable to stand."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Damn.

Auntie, what do you mean by using Mandarin specifically? Are you afraid I'm not a local and can't understand the dialect?

Damn.

Lin Li, who had been squeezed to the side, gloated.

"Sigh—"

"Sigh—"

"If only there were a kind young person willing to give up their seat to an old person like me."

The aunt began to sigh frantically, beating her old waist.

This can't even be called a hint; it can be called a clear instruction.

But actually, it was almost the stop.

So Bai Bufan stood up.

"Oh, young man, you are so polite, thank you." The aunt couldn't wait to step forward and sit down as soon as Bai Bufan stood up.

Bai Bufan limped on one leg, grabbed the surrounding handrail, hopped away from the seat, turned his head upon hearing this, pointed at his seat to the aunt, and nodded, signaling the aunt to sit.

Lin Li, Aunt: "?"

"Young man... you, your leg has a problem?" The aunt's sitting posture hung in mid-air, looking at Bai Bufan, asking with a guilty conscience.

Bai Bufan waved his hand and moved toward Lin Li with difficulty on one leg.

"Eh, young man, don't go, come back, come back, you sit in this seat." Now the aunt was anxious instead, only feeling that the seat below was extremely hot, and beckoned to Bai Bufan.

"Eh! Don't go! Don't go!"

Bai Bufan shook his head and opened his mouth: "Aba Aba."

Then his face was a bit anxious, pointing at Lin Li, pointing at the aunt, and pointing at his own mouth: "Aba! Aba! Aba!"

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

After a brief question mark, Lin Li's animal thinking occupied the high ground of his brain.

—Flash! Of! Inspiration!

He immediately stepped forward to support Bai Bufan and apologized to the aunt: "Auntie, Bao Wei is a mute, he can't speak. He means to let you sit, he doesn't need it, he is a young man, no problem."

There was light in Bai Bufan's eyes!

Lin Li not only understood his meaning and cooperated exquisitely, but even helped him cover up his name!

Bro! Ther!

"Aba Aba!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up to Lin Li, then continued to use body language and Aba Aba to signal the aunt to sit down.

"What am I sitting for, hurry up and let him come over to sit, come come come you sit, what young man, disabled people first!" The aunt didn't dare to sit in this seat for even a second now, especially after feeling the gazes of other passengers around, her voice became anxious.

"No need, no need, we are almost there, it's the next stop, you sit." Lin Li waved his hand hurriedly.

Of the two people's words, only this sentence was not a lie. The bus was about to arrive at the station near Nansang Middle School, which was the destination.

So Lin Li and Bai Bufan, two disabled people, got off the bus limping but supporting each other.

Leaving the aunt in the bus, who refused to sit even though there was a seat next to her, watched the two leave, looked at their desolate backs, and had a similarly miserable expression.

She fell into deep confusion.

What did she do?

"Animal! Bai Bufan! You really are a pure animal!" Turning back to confirm that the bus had gone far, Lin Li kicked the good leg of the cripple hard and laughed and scolded, "The aunt had no malice, she just wanted a seat, you were so vicious!"

"Each to their own, haha." Bai Bufan laughed loudly, "Didn't I give her my seat."

Then Bai Bufan said regretfully:

"I can't take the bus in the short term, otherwise it would be terrible if it was exposed next time."

"Alright, then I'm going home too."

Arriving at the school gate, Lin Li opened the bicycle lock, got on the bike, and said to Bai Bufan.

"Ok ok, my flight is about to take off too, so I won't keep you for dinner." Bai Bufan nodded and waved goodbye to Lin Li.

Today's failure in shooting a pistol was very painful, but the stupid bird flies first, and diligence makes up for clumsiness. Bai Bufan believes that as long as he is willing to work hard, there will definitely be a day when he can surpass Lin Li before he has kidney deficiency.

"Damn, if you kept me for dinner, I wouldn't even dare to think about what I would be eating." Lin Li laughed and scolded as he went away.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 251 =====