Chapter 256

"The entrance ceremony is about to start, go to the playground and line up."

Holding the class sign and wearing a mascot costume, Wang Ze walked over at this time and greeted everyone in Class 4.

The entrance ceremony followed the order from Grade 1 to Grade 3, and there were only three classes and the honor guard with the national flag and school sign in front of Class 4, so Class 4 just needed to wait on the track.

When Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi, the two Jokers, heard this, they immediately brought their performance props and walked to the front of the line, second only to Wang Ze.

"Yo yo, Lin Li, this face is very handsome, whose credit is it."

When passing a white bear, Ding Sihan's voice came out from inside, teasing.

Wang Yuezhi was surprised, whose credit, it was Lin Li's own, who else could it be.

And Lin Li smiled calmly: "Isn't being handsome inevitable? There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating, one is like me, and the other is like me."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Can you be any more disgusting?" Ding Sihan took off her headgear, because she had to let Lin Li see her twitching mouth and the expression of sudden disgust.

"I can, sister, I can."

When she saw Lin Li's expression of "Since you asked for it, I won't be polite," Ding Sihan's heart skipped a beat.

NO!!

Quick, cover, your, ears——

It was too late.

"There are two kinds of handsome guys, one has a bad memory, and the other I forgot."

"There used to be two handsome guys in my village back home, but after I came to Xiling to study, there were no handsome guys, because I count as two."

"Sorry, I'm not very good at saying charming things, but fortunately, the charming me is speaking, der!"

"..."

Lin Li clicked his tongue after finishing each sentence, while shaking his head vigorously, letting the green wig fly everywhere, occasionally covering his left face, occasionally covering his right face, anyway, he only used one eye to see the world.

Even a non-mainstream kid has a spring.

"Ugh—"

"Ugh—"

Talking about rogue faces in the rice flower fragrance, listening to the sound of vomiting.

The toad prince Wang Ze even dropped the class sign directly, and unable to bear it any longer, he ran over and gave him a Leo flying kick.

"Leo flying kick!"

Unfortunately, the mascot costume limited his range of motion, and a flying kick was ten centimeters off the ground, not even as high as his dick.

"Wait for Leo, as long as that adult's plan succeeds, all of you Ultramen will be eliminated." Lin Li sneered at Wang Ze.

"Thank you, Lin Li, the breakfast you bought today was a bit too much, I was a bit stuffed in the morning, and now I feel much better after throwing it up." Ding Sihan patted Lin Li on the shoulder, put the headgear back on, and sighed.

"Hehe, this kind of talk has no attack power at all, little sister, are you flirting with me." Lin Li smiled disdainfully.

"Wanqiu! Come over and help!"

Ding Sihan heard this and asked for help from the class line.

Qu Wanqiu used one word to let Lin Li know what attack power was.

"Hey!"

The kick had a lot of attack power.

"Hmm—"

In the school broadcast, there was a classic long, tedious ringing sound.

Then the music of "Athlete's March" began to fade, and the broadcaster's voice appeared:

"Respected leaders, teachers, and dear students, hello everyone!

On this sunny and passionate day, we welcome the 51st Campus Track and Field Sports Meet of Nansang Middle School!

The opening ceremony begins now! Please have all class teams in position, ready to enter!"

All classes were already in position or lining up.

"... At this moment, the national flag team is stepping with firm steps, entering solemnly, let us welcome their arrival with the warmest applause!

The national flag is the symbol of the motherland, the pride of the nation..."

Accompanied by the broadcaster's voice, the entrance officially began.

Wang Yuezhi was slightly nervous, got on his unicycle, and began the final process confirmation.

Lin Li had learned how to ride a unicycle in two days, but because there were no shops near the school that rented them, he just let it go.

The two of them could just perform their own things, there wasn't much chemistry anyway.

"It's our turn."

Only Class 2 had a short performance among the first three classes, so it was soon Class 4's turn.

"Now walking towards us is Class 4 of Grade 1, they are stepping to the beat of youth, holding class signs filled with stars, showing the unique vigor and sharpness of young boys and girls!

Their slogan is—Class 4 Class 4! Class 4, Class 4, eh? Class 4 Class 4? Class 4 Class 4..."

Eight "Class 4s" were read out by the broadcaster with four kinds of emotions.

Xue Jian, who was holding a camera by the rostrum waiting to take photos and videos of the classes, while thinking about where to go to smoke a cigarette later: "(; o_o)?"

What kind of shitty slogan just ran into his ears?

Whose class?

Class 4?

"Class 4 Class 4!" When approaching the rostrum, Wang Ze started loudly.

"Class 4 Class 4, Class 4 Class 4! Class 4 Class 4, Class 4 Class 4!"

The people in Class 4 used passionate words to tell Nansang Middle School, and also told Xue Jian, that this was not the broadcaster's problem.

Their class slogan was just like that.

Xue Jian: "..."

Turning his head, he happened to meet Principal Wang, who was looking at him with an expression that wanted to laugh but felt he shouldn't.

Xue Jian took a deep breath and looked up at the sky.

Lin Li!!

Bai Bufan!!

After the broadcaster finished reading the slogan, there was a brief and rare moment of silence, and then he became passionate again:

"Ah, this, this is... this is a declaration of courage that breaks the rules! Every seemingly repetitive 'Class 4' hides different emotions, the first sound is like a war drum beating, the second sound is like thunder breaking through the sky! The third sound is like a gale sweeping through the formation, the fourth sound is the sound of triumph!

This seemingly repetitive shouting is actually Class 4 of Grade 1 declaring to the whole school: they will use pure passion to superimpose infinite possibilities!

Let us respond to this 'rebellious' cohesion with applause!"

The students and teachers suddenly realized.

So that was the meaning.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

Although this broadcaster was not serious—it was obvious that he hadn't read the press release in advance, otherwise he wouldn't have been so confused when reading it just now, but he was indeed capable, actually being able to translate Class 4's slogan into a meaning they hadn't even thought of.

In the broadcast room, the sweating broadcaster wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Fuck, finally bluffed through it.

Class 4 of Grade 1, I hate you guys.

Then he immediately picked up the press release for Class 5 and began to carefully confirm whether any of the subsequent classes also didn't like to speak human language.

Class 4's performance effect was not bad.

As the opening entrance ceremony proceeded, the position of the playground in front of the rostrum would rotate for the classes watching, and when Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi performed with other classmates, they heard a lot of cheers and applause, and no performance accidents occurred.

The scheduled performance ended, and Class 4 lined up to continue walking past the rostrum.

When walking into the playground, the team immediately loosened up, and everyone started talking and laughing.

Xue Jian had been waiting here for a long time.

He let out a long sigh, went directly to the class's Joker, and questioned: "Lin Li, what's going on with our class slogan?"

Lin Li: "?"

Why didn't he ask Wang Ze or Wang Yuezhi, but came up and only asked him?

Got it, Xue Jian discriminates against people surnamed Wang.

Teacher ethics are worrying.

But hearing Xue Jian's question, Lin Li asked expectantly:

"Teacher, what do you think of this slogan? Isn't it very memorable and novel? Compared to those overused slogans from other classes like 'breaking through thorns' or 'striving for first place'... is it much better than those?"

"Who thought of this slogan?" Xue Jian wanted to confirm this now.

"I thought of the first eight characters, Bai Bufan thought of the last eight characters, it was the result of our joint efforts.

However, if it's published, I have to be the first author, Bai Bufan is at most the second author, his contribution isn't as big as mine, I get the first-class merit." Lin Li's tone was humble, but the content was proud.

Xue Jian smiled.

Speaking of which, is an accident that has no accidents still an accident?

You kid are still publishing papers here, you even said first author and second author.

First-class merit? First-class headache!

"Teacher, what's wrong." Chen Yuying saw Xue Jian questioning Lin Li, so she walked up quickly to ask.

"Nothing, just asking about the class slogan." Xue Jian responded.

The tone seemed completely different, Lin Li wasn't sure, let's listen again.

"So... why did you kid let the class use such a slogan?" Xue Jian looked at Lin Li again.

Now Lin Li was sure, the tone was indeed different.

Facing the questioning, Lin Li smiled slightly, looked at Xue Jian with firm eyes, his tone calm but full of confidence:

"Teacher, the strong don't need fancy decorations, their name is the strongest golden signboard.

Just like when Jordan makes a move, he is the god of basketball; when Li Bai speaks, he is the eternal poet immortal, when Lin Li speaks, he is the dream of thousands of young girls...

Our Class 4 doesn't need flowery language, just the two words 'Class 4' are enough to make opponents feel awe! Teacher, you must know that we won three first places in the fun events.

Teacher, you can ask anyone in the school, who doesn't know now that Nansang Middle School has a Class 4 of Grade 1, and no matter the past, present, or future, there will only be one Class 4 of Grade 1!?"

Lin Li was high-spirited, his words were sonorous and powerful, the momentum was huge, and there was light in his eyes.

If the youth are strong, the country is strong; if Lin Li is strong, the young girls will lean against the wall!

Xue Jian: "?"

No?

What kind of shitty talk.

You asked yourself to find someone outside the school to ask, they should also know that Nansang Middle School has one and only one Class 4 of Grade 1!

If the school had two Class 4s of Grade 1, the Education Bureau would have sent someone to call Principal Wang to ask if he was sick! But Xue Jian had to admit one thing.

The name of the strong is indeed the best golden signboard.

Now whenever someone mentions the name Lin Li, he feels his heart skip a beat, and he starts to subconsciously calculate his retirement time, feeling fear and wanting to escape.

It does have a deterrent effect.

Hearing this reason, Xue Jian was slightly helpless, then looked at Chen Yuying, and sighed: "So our class decided on this slogan?"

Chen Yuying nodded: "Class vote, the minority obeys the majority, everyone felt it was acceptable, so they chose this."

Xue Jian: "..."

Xue Jian never participated in these links, one was because he wasn't interested at his age, and the other was to give Class 4 autonomy, so he really didn't know.

So it wasn't the two-person effort of Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but more than half the class agreed to use this slogan?

His own class...

Xue Jian looked up at the sky.

Looking forward to the class division next year.

!

Lin Li and Bai Bufan, the teacher is really willing to let you leave.

After feeling sorry for himself for a while, Xue Jian came back to his senses, nodded to Chen Yuying, and said with a slightly apologetic tone: "Yuying, thank you for helping the teacher lead this class."

"No, it's nothing."

Chen Yuying responded softly when she heard this.

She also lowered her head, guiltily grinding the lawn inside the playground with the tip of her canvas shoes.

But teacher, I... I also voted in favor.

To be precise, Chen Yuying's entire dorm voted in favor of choosing this title.

Noticing the teasing smirk of Lin Li next to her, it was obvious that he also realized this.

So Chen Yuying used her toe, which was stained with a little green, to leave a mark on the side of Lin Li's shoe without a sound.

It's not my fault.

Don't laugh.

But Xue Jian had to admit.

When the entrance ceremony ended, after he had listened to the slogans of all sixty classes, in the end, he really only remembered the slogan of Class 4.

If Lin Li and Bai Bufan used this cleverness in their studies and games, and not in not being human, it would be fine, sigh.

"Raise the flag, play the song, salute the flag!"

"..."

"Salute finished."

Although high school students basically just watch, many people still keep the habit of saluting, so when the word "salute finished" appeared, the sound of uniform hand-clapping against clothes would still ring out on the playground.

After the national anthem, it was the school leader's speech session.

"Next, let's invite Director Ji Xiaofei of the Political and Educational Department to give us a speech."

"Respected teachers, dear students, the autumn breeze is refreshing, the sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant, in this golden October full of harvest and hope..."

Naturally, he was still saying those useless words that had to be said.

"Why do they think that after banning mobile phones, we will listen to these speeches, boring." Bai Bufan was idle, bored to the point of picking his fingers, while asking Lin Li beside him.

Although mobile phones were allowed during the sports meet, the school forbade playing with them when leaders were speaking on the opening ceremony stage.

There would be many teachers patrolling back and forth on the playground below.

And Lin Li, who had returned to the back row of the class team, shrugged when he heard this: "You can play secretly, anyway, there are many people on the playground today, it's not easy to catch you."

Usually, Grade 3 is in an independent campus, and their morning meetings and morning exercises are also carried out on the basketball court of that campus, so under normal circumstances, the playground only has Grade 1 and Grade 2, but today there were half as many people.

"Forget it, I can still distinguish between what's important and what's not."

Bai Bufan looked around when he heard this and said dejectedly.

If a teacher catches you playing with a mobile phone, the good ones will just lecture and warn you, and the strict ones will confiscate it for the rest of the week.

If caught by the Grade 1 director, the mobile phone might not be returned until the end of the semester.

Bai Bufan raised his head and forced himself to listen for a while, then finally found a bit of fun, and looked at Lin Li in surprise:

"Lin Li, I discovered that talking in official jargon during meetings is actually quite erotic."

Lin Li: "?"

This can be erotic too?

"Explain in detail."

"Think about it, when having a meeting, don't they love to say—

Don't, don't, don't! Want, want, want!

Vigorously promote...! Go deeper...! Want more, want more, want more!

Hold high, speed up, promote... persist, grasp with both hands, be hard... grasp fiercely, strive, forge ahead...

Finally, it's slap slap!"

Bai Bufan excitedly began to describe, his tone was very strange, students from other classes heard the sound and looked over several times.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

Who said Bai Bufan isn't a genius?

When Bai's father and Bai's mother had meetings, would they have thought that his inadvertent explosion would lead to the birth of a demon child?

The movies starring Bai Bufan might also be in the billions.

"Awesome." Lin Li could only say this.

"... In the end, I wish all athletes to compete for level and style! I wish this sports meet a complete success! Thank you everyone!"

The director of the Political and Educational Department finally finished speaking, and as Bai Bufan expected, everyone started to applaud in groups.

They had applauded so many times, but only this time was it sincere.

"Okay, next, let's invite the vice principal to give a speech." The broadcaster took over.

The applause stopped abruptly.

"Everyone, please applaud and welcome!"

The applause resumed, but it was rustling and weak.

Lin Li looked up, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Your mom, there are five teachers on stage, won't everyone have to speak a round?"

Bai Bufan stood on tiptoe to have Lin Li's perspective, and after seeing clearly, he was also pale.

"Fuck! No wonder there were no events in the morning! I was wondering what to do with the remaining time, so it was all calculated by them!"

"Sad!"

Time flies like an arrow, but it's not over yet.

Time moves like a shuttle, but it's not over yet.

The white horse passes the crevice, another teacher changed to speak, but it's not over yet.

Even Lin Li was a bit bored.

"Bufan, how about some fun?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and approached Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and moved away from Lin Li.

Are you serious about taking half a step back, such a small action but such a big hurt.

"I won't harm you this time." Lin Li had to add.

"Then tell me."

"It's very simple, just slap slap."

Lin Li laughed, and then suddenly started to applaud.

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, then his eyes lit up, he immediately understood, and started to applaud too.

The applause of the two was very abrupt when only the people above were speaking, so students around, not only from their own class but also from other classes, looked over.

Everyone didn't understand for a while, and then some people understood and started to applaud along.

So it was passed on, the applause gradually became thunderous, and it was more sincere than before.

Principal Wang on stage: "?"

He looked down at the content he had just spoken.

"The weather is very good today".

Eh?

Is there anything worth applauding here?

After the applause subsided, Principal Wang continued to speak: "We gather in the name of sports—"

"Slap slap slap slap!!!"

Principal Wang: "?"

"Together for the 51st—"

"Slap slap slap slap!!"

The applause was already mixed with laughter, and Principal Wang had already reacted, the students were doing it on purpose.

Principal Wang narrowed his eyes, he didn't call a stop, but continued to speak, but was actually staring at the bottom.

You little brats, I've wanted to scold you two for a long time, but I never had the chance, today I must catch you.

Therefore, when the applause rang again.

Principal Wang's sharp eyes narrowed, searched below, found it!!

The source of the applause, it was indeed Class 4 of Grade 1... eh? Why wasn't it Class 4?

It was Class 12 and Class 13 that started applauding first.

What about Class 4? What is Class 4 doing?

Principal Wang looked at the line where Class 4 was, and found the back row.

Then he fell silent.

He saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

These two guys weren't the leaders at all, and weren't even applauding.

They were just... spreading their palms and raising them on both sides of their heads, their necks slightly tilted forward, their expressions jumping up and down happily on the spot as if they were crying.

Principal Wang: "..."

I treat you two as unfilial students, and you two treat me as the sun to dry?

(End of chapter)