Chapter 257

"Fuck, Lin Li, you've got something."

Bai Bufan looked at the students from several classes who were being scolded by the Grade 1 director and the head teacher, and felt a sense of escaping death.

After all, in the first few rounds, the culprits who led the applause were Lin Li and himself.

But when the principal started his fourth speech, he originally wanted to continue applauding, but was stopped by Lin Li.

——"Listen to your brother's advice, if you keep playing, you'll get scolded, the rhythm is already up, someone will take our place to lead, let's play something more meaningful now."

Lin Li leaned forward, puffed out his stomach, put his hands behind his back, and gave the order: "The second floor must be built on top of the first floor."

This deafening content!

"General! General! General!" The body's instinct made Bai Bufan enter loyalty mode, and he cried out excitedly.

"Wrong, it's the principal! The principal! The principal!"

Then things evolved into what they were now.

The grade director came down to maintain order, the people who led the applause just now were scolded bloody, and the real culprit, Lin Li, was hidden deep in merit and fame.

"That's nonsense," Lin Li heard Bai Bufan's praise, turned his head slightly proudly, and hooked his mouth into a Nike: "You're just born less now, when you're born more in the future, you'll have a keen sixth sense like me."

Bai Bufan felt a sense of sorrow and lamented:

"Lin Li, it must be sad for a pure person born in the same era as you."

"Those who respect and admire you look up to the high mountains and can only watch for a lifetime. Those who envy and hate you are out of reach, and those who hate and are hostile to you are heartbroken."

Lin Li: "?"

It seems like he's praising himself, not sure, let's listen again.

"Are you 'Jian Lai'-ing here?"

Lin Li suddenly realized that this was praising Cao Ci in "Jian Lai," so he immediately entered the play and looked at Bai Bufan:

"Although your foundation in the three realms of birth is still quite different from mine before, I think you, Bai Bufan, have hope of following behind me."

Xue Jian: "That's a very high evaluation."

After finishing the lines, the three looked at each other and laughed, finally finding enough fun in this boring speech session.

"Hahaha—"

"Hahaha—"

"Ha."

Wait o. o?

Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly stopped laughing and looked at each other.

——Why the fuck are there three people.

"So boring." Ding Sihan held the head of the white bear mascot in front of her, blocked a little sunlight in front of her eyes with her palm, looked at the teachers chattering on the stage, and said to Chen Yuying.

"There's nothing to be done, just wait." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

At the back of the class team, familiar laughter came, and Chen Yuying turned her head to look subconsciously.

"What are those two laughing at again?" Ding Sihan also turned her head, and after seeing clearly, she sighed: "If I had known, I would have gone to the back row to find them to play, listening to them talk about crosstalk must be more fun than standing here being punished, even Xue Jian is laughing, it must be very interesting."

"Eh? Xue Jian?"

When Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped laughing, the smiles shifted to the faces of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.

Then the two saw Lin Li walking towards them.

Is it that if you keep thinking about it, there will be an echo?

"What's wrong?" After approaching, Chen Yuying asked curiously.

"Class Monitor, do you know the theory of risk diversification?" Lin Li heard this, pulled the collar of his Joker suit, and spoke slightly proudly:

"By dispersing important people in different locations or vehicles, avoid collective losses caused by a single event, and ensure that in extreme situations, the leadership of organizations, enterprises, or even countries will not be wiped out, and can maintain normal operation."

"To give a very classic example, it is said that only three people know the formula for Coca-Cola, and these three never take the same plane. The example is not guaranteed to be true, but it should help you understand."

"And Teacher Xue is well-versed in this principle. He just realized that I and Bai Bufan, two people so important to Class 4, actually appeared at the end of the class team at the same time during the sports meet, where it's fishy and mixed, and terrorists might mix into Nansang Middle School if not careful.

Think about it, if a plane suddenly treated us as the Twin Towers and attacked the back row of the Class 4 team, then I and Bai Bufan would both have an accident at the same time.

Thinking about it is terrifying, once it happens, this will be a '10.23' incident that shocks China and the world, just thinking about this picture makes me tremble all over, and I'm still afraid.

So, in order to prevent Class 4 from being unable to operate without me and Bai Bufan, Teacher Xue asked me to roll to the front of the class team and stay away from Bai Bufan."

Lin Li carefully and seriously explained the pros and cons to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, using both hands and mouth, sincerely, for fear that the two wouldn't understand.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

After being stunned for a while, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan both lowered their heads and laughed.

This guy is at it again!

Why can he describe such things like this!

If this were a sentence-shortening question in Chinese, the answer would probably be "Teacher Xue asked me to roll to the front," it's just that simple, right?

Forget it, after all, it's Lin Li, it's normal.

"Keep moving forward, go to the very front." Xue Jian said with a dark face, urging from behind.

"Teacher, can I just stand here." Lin Li stayed by Chen Yuying's side and looked at Xue Jian to ask for permission.

The sun was so cold today, Xue Jian's smile was so warm.

It was so warm that Lin Li shivered, and could only give them a look that said it was really a pity for you two, before rolling forward happily.

"It seems that in Xue Jian's eyes, you are water, Bufan is sodium, and the two of you together is an explosion."

The toad Wang Ze, who was holding the class sign at the very front, heard Lin Li's description of the event after he suddenly appeared behind him to support him, and evaluated it with a smile.

"Whatever, Gana."

Lin Li first spoke like a machine, then frowned and corrected a very important thing: "How can I be water? Bufan must be water, I must be sodium."

"How so? Bufan has a lot of water? You've tried it? Fuck, eating alone!" Wang Ze teased when he heard this.

"What kind of creature is Bai Bufan, who is a waste even after being opened, if not water?" Lin Li asked back in surprise.

He was different, the result of him being opened was now... no, not opened means not opened, he hadn't been opened yet.

Wang Ze: "..."

"Well scolded, I'll help you pass it on." Wang Ze laughed.

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and moon move like a shuttle.

Finally, sincere applause rang out again, all the teachers finished speaking, and a student wearing a school uniform appeared on stage.

"I solemnly swear on behalf of all athletes: At this sports meet, we will strictly abide by the competition rules, obey the referee's judgment, respect opponents, respect the audience..."

"I solemnly swear on behalf of all referees..."

After the oath, the microphone returned to Principal Wang's hand.

"I announce, the 51st Campus Track and Field Sports Meet of Nansang Middle School, officially begins!"

Two colored smoke bombs shot up from both sides of the rostrum, and then more than a dozen peace doves representing beautiful expectations appeared from somewhere unknown and circled in the sky.

"Good looking." Wang Ze took off his headgear to appreciate it.

"I hope these pigeons weren't full before they were let out of the cage." Lin Li was slightly worried.

"Thank you, it's not good looking all of a sudden." The deterrent of the angel made Wang Ze silently put the headgear back on, turned his head and said with bad luck.

"I want to go to the pier to get some fries at noon."

"That's a seagull, damn it, but Lin Li, do you know that pigeons die after mating." Wang Ze said.

"This isn't cold knowledge, it's wild knowledge, who told you that, pigeons have to take turns hatching eggs." Lin Li questioned casually.

"But the ones I used all died." Wang Ze said innocently.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

So it was mating with you?

Then it really deserved to die.

Of course, Lin Li didn't say the pigeon deserved to die.

Statistical charm moment.

The performance ended, the teams of various classes loosened up, scattered in different directions, and made final preparations.

"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, you two come over for a moment." Xue Jian waved towards the front and back of the class team.

"What's wrong, teacher." Lin Li and Bai Bufan ran over, then asked.

"Wait." Xue Jian pressed with his hand, then shouted towards the class:

"Are there any other boys willing to take the initiative to help the class move the parasols and tables and chairs?"

During the sports meet, Nansang Middle School would allocate a small area as a 'base' for each class in the auditorium and the area outside the track, so that during the sports meet, every student and athlete in each class would have a foothold.

The parasols and tables and chairs needed to be handled by the class itself, but it was also very convenient, not to mention the tables and chairs, they didn't even need to go back to the classroom, just go to the activity room on the first floor to move them, and return them when the time came.

The parasols didn't need money at all, you could go directly to the school gate to borrow them from merchants, for those parasols that were full of advertisements, many merchants were willing to lend them for free.

Class 4 had already borrowed one, it was in the classroom.

Hearing the content of Xue Jian's call clearly, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.

What does "return" mean?

"Teacher, have we already agreed to participate in moving?" Although he felt that he deserved it, Lin Li still wanted to ask.

Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li: "Usually, whether it's taking out the trash or moving textbooks, aren't you two the most active?"

Lin Li blinked: "Because that's class time."

Xue Jian looked at his watch: "Isn't it class time now too."

Lin Li: "?"

It really is.

Reasonable, now I have to move. "You two must have never cared about the area allocated to our class, and you won't know where to put it when the time comes, let's help too, we can also help carry chairs." Chen Yuying brought Ding Sihan up and said with a smile.

"I care very much about our class, this is malicious slander, Class Monitor, apologize." Lin Li retorted when he heard this.

"That's right, slander, apologize." Bai Bufan used his power to bully others.

"Then tell me, where is our area." Chen Yuying tapped her cheek lightly with the side of her phone, tilted her head, and asked with a smile.

"In the playground." Lin Li answered confidently.

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Be more specific."

"In the playground of Nansang Middle School."

Specific, but the specific direction was wrong.

"See." Chen Yuying spread her hands with a smile.

"Then Yuying, you also work hard to get the umbrella and tables and chairs." With Chen Yuying in charge, Xue Jian was relieved.

!

Chen Yuying: "Okay, teacher."

Lin Li: "Walk slowly, teacher."

Xue Jian, who hadn't even turned around yet: "..."

"I can also come to help." At this time, Wang Yuezhi, who was already prepared to go back to remove his makeup, walked over and volunteered.

"Great, Wang Yuezhi, do you know the location allocated to the class?" Chen Yuying asked when she heard this.

"I know, auditorium A4 middle and playground west 7, I saved and remembered the schematic diagram you sent to the class group!" Wang Yuezhi nodded, and looked at Lin Li provocatively.

Details determine success or failure.

Countless details will weave a large net that is difficult to escape, this is Wang Yuezhi's love rule!

win!

"Great, Sihan, and Wang Ze, you guys take off the costumes on your bodies first, and let Wang Yuezhi put them in our class area, you can't wear them to move things." Chen Yuying said happily.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

"Arigato Wang Yuezhi-san, to be honest, this frog prince is a bit hot when worn for a long time in mid-October." Wang Ze said, immediately drilled out of the leather case, and decisively buckled the toad headgear onto Wang Yuezhi's head.

It was buckled a bit crooked, rubbing off Wang Yuezhi's red nose.

Ding Sihan, who also came up to deliver her leather case, saw this, picked it up, handed it to Wang Yuezhi along with the leather case, and said gently: "Your Joker nose fell off, Wang Yuezhi."

Wang Yuezhi: "tat"

Looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees, just to keep the tears from flowing down: "O-okay."

Wang Yuezhi hugged the clothes and headgear, nodded stiffly, and turned to head to Class 4's area.

The back was slightly desolate.

In the classroom on the first floor of the art building, many people were stealing chairs here.

Remember, things done by scholars cannot be called stealing.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who had just arrived, narrowed their eyes.

They saw an acquaintance.

"Chen Tianming, why are you moving things here." Lin Li grabbed Chen Tianming, who was trying to pretend nothing happened and leave with a table when he passed by the two, and said coldly.

"Moving tables." Chen Tianming laughed and answered.

"Who are you moving it for?"

"Class 17."

"Which class are you in?"

"Class 17... Class 4, two floors down."

"Then do you know what area Class 4, two floors down from Class 17, was allocated for the sports meet?"

"Playground."

"Be more specific?"

"The playground of Nansang Middle School."

"Then what area was Class 17 allocated for the sports meet?"

"Auditorium B7 and the area 20 meters north of the long jump sand pit on the playground."

Wang Ze and Bai Bufan on the side:?

Lin Li sighed: "Is this another order from Yao Qiaoqiao?"

"What order, don't say it so ugly, it's Qiaoqiao's commission, commission, understand? Have you done commissions in Genshin? It's a request, it's hope, it's salvation!" Chen Tianming retorted.

"You'll be played around by Yao Qiaoqiao sooner or later." Lin Li looked at Chen Tianming with pity and shook his head.

"Say it again, I'm not being played around by her, spinning in circles is my personal hobby, I actually have my own plans." Chen Tianming frowned and retorted.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

Is it a personal hobby, then that's great.

Lin Li recognized it.

"I'm going to move things first, talk later." So Chen Tianming left with the table.

"Has Chen Tianming reached this point? So fun, I want to raise one too." Ding Sihan, who didn't dare to speak, said gossip excitedly at this time.

"Someone who has abandoned Bai Bufan is planning to raise Chen Tianming, can you raise him clearly, I won't agree." Lin Li sneered.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Your mom.

"But don't worry about it," Bai Bufan sighed, "According to our dorm night chats, Tianming is also a bit of a 'one willing to beat and one willing to suffer', he's considered sober, but sober is also unlikely, how to say, he's a bit happy in it himself, after all, he didn't lose anything, and even felt he got emotional value, let him be."

"Amazing." Ding Sihan clicked her tongue.

"This world even has creatures like Lin Li, what else counts as amazing." Bai Bufan scolded back.

Unfortunately, it had no attack power.

"I'll go get the parasol."

When Lin Li went back to the classroom and took the borrowed parasol down, everyone had already taken the things they wanted to move and were ready to return to the playground.

"You two just take one chair each, take two, don't lose your strength later, there's still a competition in the afternoon." Seeing Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying each carrying a chair with both hands, Lin Li turned into a super warm man.

"It's not that fragile." Chen Yuying said, lifting the chair back and forth twice.

"It's okay, give me one." The parasol was bundled up, Lin Li could easily carry it with one hand, and took a chair from Chen Yuying's hand with the other.

Chen Yuying didn't be polite, nodded: "Since you don't have an event today, then I'll give it to you."

"I have one here too, since the words are out, you can't just warm Yingbao, right?" Ding Sihan was even less polite, put down a chair, and signaled that it had nothing to do with her anymore.

Lin Li had a plan, picked up the chair, and buckled it onto the table Wang Ze was moving.

Wang Ze: "?"

Bai Bufan was fine.

The main reason was that Lin Li was kinder, the secondary reason was that Bai Bufan saw Lin Li appear, immediately moved the table and ran away, and was now ten meters away from the people in the class.

Wang Ze sighed: "Lin Li, why don't you guess when my event is?"

"What event did you participate in?" Lin Li asked when he heard this.

Wang Ze: "?"

So he didn't even care about the event at all?

Reasonable.

Wang Ze walked for a while.

Suddenly turned his head: "Class Monitor, do you know what event I participated in?"

Chen Yuying smiles so beautifully.

But why is she only smiling.

So you only remembered Lin Li's event time, right?

Wang Ze was relieved.

This is just adultery and fornication, male theft and female prostitution.

Bai Bufan arrived at the class position first, it was easy to recognize, because there was a Joker standing there alone.

"Wang Yuezhi, go wash your face, it's not good for your face to have paint on it for too long." Chen Yuying said to Wang Yuezhi when she walked over carrying a chair.

Eh?

Wang Yuezhi stood at attention as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

This is concern, right? This is concern without dispute?!

"O-okay! Thanks for the concern, I'll go remove it now!" Wang Yuezhi nodded fiercely and walked to the dormitory.

Joker? Go to your mom's Joker, Grandpa won't be a Joker anymore!

Whoever dares to say he's a Joker again, he'll beat him into a dog!

"Then do I have to remove my makeup too, my pretty face can't be hurt." Lin Li, who was squatting and setting up the parasol, looked up and asked with a smile.

"Don't worry, I used primer very seriously when I did your makeup, and the makeup on your face is all very good, don't worry too much." Chen Yuying shook her head.

"Then I'm relieved, because you know—"

"Shut up, don't be narcissistic." Ding Sihan immediately interrupted Lin Li's spell.

"Damn it."

In a direction no one cared about.

Wang Yuezhi silently took out the Joker nose from his pocket that didn't know why it often fell off at the right time, stuck it on his nose, and gave himself a light slap:

"Woof woof."

(End of chapter)