Chapter 258

"This base needs to be filled with water first, I'm going to the bathroom." Lin Li put away the parasol that had already been opened and said to everyone.

This kind of mobile parasol naturally couldn't be fixed to the ground with screws, but the base was too heavy, and the cost-performance ratio was low and not suitable for moving, so it was usually hollow and could be filled with water to increase the counterweight.

"Is this thing so serious about water injection? Then the merchant who rented it to us really deserves to die." Bai Bufan commented sharply when he heard this.

Lin Li laughed: "Bufan, don't buy big bottles of mineral water in the future, big bottles are also serious about water injection."

"Thanks for the reminder." Bai Bufan listened.

So Lin Li carried the base and headed to the playground bathroom behind the rostrum.

"You, came."

Just as Lin Li walked into the bathroom, he heard a heavy male voice say to him from a cubicle.

What kind of call of destiny?

Was he finally not the child left behind?

Although a bit inexplicable, Lin Li still responded while walking towards the sink: "I, came."

"What are you here for?"

It wasn't Gu Long's lines either, Lin Li turned on the faucet and told the truth: "Get water."

"When are you leaving?"

"I'll leave when it's full." Although the other party was familiar, Lin Li was also a social phobic—a social terrorist, someone who made others fear in society.

After all, as the saying goes, more friends mean more paths, girls have a future, boys have a back road.

"Don't leave, come to me." The other party said with a smile.

"Not brother, you're taking a shit, right? What am I going over there for?" Lin Li frowned and his voice got louder.

"Forget it, I'll call you later, there seems to be someone next to me." The male voice first continued to speak in a low voice, then his voice got louder, facing the inside of the bathroom: "Hello? Was someone talking just now? Was it talking to me?"

Lin Li: "(; ゜o゜)?"

Haha, so embarrassing, this place is not suitable for staying long, Lin Li carried the base full of water and left quickly.

The parasol was set up, and the tables and chairs were soon arranged.

Zhou Baowei came here at this time, carrying a mention of mineral water and a box of snacks to replenish energy, and put the water and food on the ground.

These were bought with class fees, and during the sports meet, they were provided to the participating athletes in the class who needed them.

Of course, those who didn't participate could also drink, the priority was just lower, as long as Zhou Baowei was willing to leave them for them.

"Didn't steal any, Baowei?" The cook doesn't steal, the five grains don't harvest, Lin Li questioned.

"Lin Li, I didn't even open the packaging, don't you understand yet." Zhou Baowei, who was wronged, pointed to the complete food and water and laughed and scolded.

"Understood," Lin Li nodded first, then pointed angrily at Zhou Baowei: "You stole a whole box! And stole 24 bottles of water!"

Zhou Baowei: "???"

Your mom.

If you want to add a crime, why worry about no words.

Zhou Baowei was convinced, Lin Li was clearly treating himself as a black man stealing chocolate.

"Lin Li, you can't treat yourself as a sun-avoiding thing just because you're standing under a parasol, right?" Zhou Baowei said with contempt.

"Hahaha—" Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then looked up at his sun-avoiding thing, and couldn't help laughing.

Baowei's attack power also kept up.

"I can eat so much in the time it takes to go back and forth, do you treat me as a meal?"

"What is a meal?" Lin Li was puzzled.

"I don't know how to read Taotie."

"Oh oh, reasonable."

After everything was arranged, Lin Li went to the auditorium to see the position allocated to the class.

Not bad, close to the finish line, a little bit over, but fortunately the position was high, the vision was good, as long as you stood up, the vision could cross the crowd standing around the finish line.

Afterwards, the group walked to the dormitory.

It was already past ten o'clock, Lin Li needed to remove his makeup and change into normal clothes, and Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan also needed to prepare for the afternoon competition.

Chen Yuying gave him the makeup remover in the morning, it was in his school bag that he left in Bai Bufan's dorm.

Back to the dorm, remove makeup.

Lin Li's makeup now was much thicker than the Great Qing's number one killer, so by the time it was completely removed, it was already past eleven o'clock.

"When are you going to the cafeteria?" Lin Li poked his head into the dorm.

The two who were playing games didn't even raise their heads.

"Order takeout, not going to the cafeteria."

"Yes, takeout, eh, Bufan, how did you handle the real-name authentication, is it your family's ID card?" Zhou Baowei also nodded, then kicked the upper bunk and asked.

"No, you search for lost ID cards on Douyin, it's full of fresh ID card information, just take it and use it, I also used their information to register for the gay website."

"It really is." Zhou Baowei learned new knowledge.

"No, you two stop talking about ID cards, the cafeteria is less than 100 meters away, and you're ordering takeout for this?" Lin Li interrupted the two.

"Eating takeout in the closed dormitory of high school, this feeling of moral taboo, just thinking about it makes me obsessed and excited, Lin Li, you, a day student, won't understand." Bai Bufan answered.

"... Lin Li, you, a day student, won't understand." Zhou Baowei was an echo, suspected to be an Onmyoji player.

"Like moral taboos so much? Bufan, then do you like mother-daughter bowls?" So after a moment of silence, Lin Li asked.

"How do you know this is the tag I often search for when reading manga, you know, I've never had any morals, Jinman has harmed me for a long time."

When it came to this topic, he had to raise his head, Bai Bufan left the game interface and looked at Lin Li.

"Do you have any recommended license plate numbers? Please, this is really important to me."

"What's the point of manga, do you want to play in reality? I have channels." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Want." Bai Bufan nodded.

Although he knew that Lin Li's answer might be a pile of shit, he had to taste the saltiness.

The King of Red Stone should have such awareness.

"You go back to your hometown and find a hen, and when she lays an egg, you reach out and push it back." Lin Li gave the answer, "Of course, you can not use your hands, but I don't recommend it."

Bai Bufan: "?"

No?

You?

Bai Bufan admitted that he was prepared, but the preparation was indeed less.

"You... awesome... fuck." Bai Bufan thought about the picture, then laughed out loud.

No matter from what angle, it was very immoral.

"I've decided, I'll order mother-daughter rice bowl for takeout later." Bai Bufan was moved.

Rice + fried chicken + egg, perfect.

"Fine, order takeout if you want, where should the address be sent, it won't be the school gate, right? Then I might as well go to the cafeteria if I go to the gate." Lin Li didn't care, and was too lazy to go to the cafeteria alone, so he asked.

"No, you just write it to be sent to the iron gate of the dormitory building, you can go get it as soon as you go downstairs." Bai Bufan explained, "I'll send you the specific description on WeChat."

"Okay."

"Are you really eating that rice bowl? Or should the three of us order something else together?" Lin Li asked again.

"Let me see after I finish this game." Bai Bufan's hands didn't stop.

"Bai Bufan, can't you pause the game and eat first?" Lin Li suddenly shouted.

"Who are you pretending to be?" Bai Bufan didn't raise his head: "And calling me by my full name, Lin Li, you're really living."

Then Bai Bufan asked happily: "Lin Li, do you think the nursing home forty years later will become an e-sports room, and there will often be grandsons who lose games and kneel at the door of the nursing home, shouting 'Please ancestor come out of the mountain'!"

"Hehe, forget it, actually, you won't even be able to press the keyboard by then, the only thing you do every day is raise your hand and say to the caregiver 'Caregiver, I pooped on the machine again', and then be spun like a top by the red-warmed caregiver." Lin Li sneered.

Bai Bufan: "..."

The sense of picture was very strong, and he had already been spun away.

"Okay, okay, just put it behind the railing, I'll go get it later."

Bai Bufan's phone rang first, then he got up and stretched, and walked off the bed.

"Bufan, look at this." Lin Li was brushing short videos, saw the fun, laughed from ear to ear, and signaled Bai Bufan who came down to come over and see first.

"Coming."

"Finished watching, where's the funny point?" Bai Bufan was a bit puzzled.

"Didn't understand, look at it again later and you'll know, pay attention to the subtitles." Lin Li explained, holding back his laughter.

After being pulled by Lin Li to watch for a long time, and still not thinking about where it was interesting, Bai Bufan suddenly realized something was wrong, got up and pointed at Lin Li in horror:

"Are you delaying time?"

And Lin Li stopped smiling at this time, switched out of the background, looked at the message that the rider was 50 meters away from you, and hooked his mouth again.

"Bufan, remember to help me get the takeout by the way later, you should be there just right when you go down."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mom, all the tricks are used on himself.

"Fine." Bai Bufan sighed.

Zhou Baowei on the side poked his head out and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, Bufan, I have a video here that is also very good..."

"Baowei, I wish you a bright future." Bai Bufan just left this sentence and turned and left.

"What does it mean? Are you scolding me?" Zhou Baowei couldn't understand.

"Many years later, Zhou Baowei buried his head in the smelly toilet, and before ending his life by drowning, he realized that 'bright future' meant goodbye, so he said, my toilet, I wish you a bright future."

Lin Li added appropriate narration at this time.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"So it's such a bright future? Bai Bufan is pretending to be literary, your mom."

"Is this what you're refuting?" Lin Li was a bit surprised.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Wrong!

"It seems that many people have the same idea as us, the railing is full of takeout." Bai Bufan, who came back, said after handing Lin Li's takeout to him.

As a result, Bai Bufan, who was sitting in his seat unpacking the takeout, suddenly screamed.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head in confusion.

"Bitten by the takeout." Bai Bufan showed a small blood bead on his thumb. It was pricked by a stapler when unpacking the bag.

It was harmless.

Fortunately, Bai Bufan wasn't an idol trainee, otherwise he would have to call an ambulance now.

"Lin Li, after being bitten by the takeout, I now feel my senses are enhanced, and a figure in a yellow vest riding an electric scooter appears in my brain calling me to merge with him, am I going to become a superhero takeout hero?"

Bai Bufan closed his eyes and said in a trance.

Lin Li: "..."

Sick.

But if Bai Bufan wasn't sick, Lin Li wouldn't play with him.

"Your wound is more serious than I thought, I'm afraid it has already endangered your brain." So Lin Li hurriedly searched around the dorm, and finally, he used his finger to pick off a piece of rust from the edge of the bed in the corner and handed it to Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, hurry up and apply this to the wound, it's especially effective for your situation."

Bai Bufan: "?"

!

"Are you treating me like SpongeBob who had a thorn in his thumb?"

After the bell for the end of the lunch break was replaced by "Athlete's March," the few people in the dorm got up and prepared to go downstairs.

The weather was indeed good.

Although it was noon, only sparse sunlight could pass through the clouds and sprinkle on the playground, and the breeze blew, bringing a trace of coolness.

The playground had changed a bit.

High jump venue, starting smoke screen, starting blocks, the finish line... and other things needed for the competition were all configured in the remaining time of the morning.

Lin Li walked towards Class 4's parasol, to see who was acting as a sun-avoiding thing.

After approaching, he saw Chen Yuying.

Pfft pfft pfft, the previous thinking was withdrawn.

The hair that was originally draped casually was changed into a high ponytail, and the black long hair shone with a faint luster in the sun.

A high ponytail is really a hairstyle with a strong sense of youth.

Leaving the campus scene, Lin Li found that he hadn't really seen this hairstyle anywhere else, and didn't know why.

She was wearing a black jacket, and inside was a white sports vest, which outlined her good curves just right, her shoulder and neck lines were smooth, and her collarbone was looming.

Her long, straight legs protruded from under the light gray sports shorts, and her skin looked fair and shiny in the sun.

Seeing Chen Yuying smile at him after approaching, Lin Li didn't wait for her to speak, and rubbed his stomach and asked:

"So full, Class Monitor, do you have any digestive tablets."

"No, anyway you don't have a competition today, just walk around more later, what did you eat at noon, are you still full now?" Chen Yuying asked with some concern and confusion when she heard this.

"Beautiful scenery." Lin Li pointed his ten fingers at Chen Yuying, palms facing the sky.

"Eh?"

"Pfft—" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "So earthy."

"Then why are you blushing." Lin Li wasn't hurt, walked swaggeringly under the parasol, and said at the same time.

Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.

You don't have to say it out loud even if you notice this kind of thing.

Not satisfied with the glare, she kicked Lin Li's shoe lightly again.

Ding Sihan, who had also changed into sportswear, walked over, bent down, and in Lin Li's envious eyes, touched Chen Yuying's thighs and calves, then teased and looked at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, where did you look at Yingbao at first glance, tell the truth."

"Of course it's the eyes, the windows of the soul, otherwise where else could I look, could it be that my gaze swept over the fair legs, fair arms, fair collarbone, and even scanned the chest a few times, how is it possible, I'm a gentleman, I can't do such things."

Lin Li sneered, stating his brightness and openness.

Ding Sihan laughed with satisfaction.

Chen Yuying silently zipped up her jacket, smiling and helpless, her hands crossed in front of her chest.

The pervert is starting again.

But Lin Li was actually a bit wronged this time.

Looking at a girl, you have to look at her eyes first, if you find she's not looking at you, then you can look at her legs.

Ding Sihan suddenly stopped laughing while laughing, and kicked Lin Li angrily.

Lin Li: "?"

"I need an explanation." Lin Li asked seriously with a cold face.

"I was so happy, why didn't I upgrade my cup! You need an explanation, who should I ask for my explanation?" Ding Sihan kicked again, her face was colder.

Lin Li: "..."

"You kick, being hit by this boomerang is what I deserve." Lin Li stuck out his butt, feeling that he really deserved it.

"Good opportunity!!!"

"Who the fuck let you have a good opportunity!" Lin Li, who heard Wang Ze's voice from behind, felt his heart skip a beat, and hurriedly retracted his stuck-out butt.

"Wang Ze, good luck in the competition later." Turning around, Lin Li signaled to Wang Ze.

"Do you finally know what event I participated in?" Wang Ze was a bit moved.

Knowing mistakes and correcting them is still a good brother.

"It's written here on the small whiteboard." Lin Li pointed to a whiteboard under the parasol, on which the events and times of all participating athletes this afternoon were written in black.

Wang Ze participated in the 400-meter run, the preliminaries were this afternoon, which could be considered the first event.

Wang Ze: "..."

Why have expectations for Lin Li.

"Please athletes participating in the men's 400 meters go to the check-in office to check in, please participate..." The broadcaster also played the notice at this time.

"Expedition!"

Taking out his number plate from his pocket, Wang Ze laughed confidently, and walked to the check-in office at the same time.

Grade 1 was the first to run, and Wang Ze was in lane one.

Lin Li brought the "three dogs" to the inside of the playground to cheer for Wang Ze.

"Don't pull, Wang Ze, still the same sentence, this position of Class 4 athlete, if you don't sit, there are plenty of people who will." Lin Li laughed.

"Don't worry, qualifying is like playing, I'm a settled athlete." Wang Ze was very relaxed and not nervous at all.

"The old general on the stage." Lin Li laughed.

"Wang Ze said this last time, worked hard all night and didn't qualify and dropped a segment.

That night, starting from three o'clock, no matter what we said, he chose to be silent, just spitting out four words coldly after losing every time: 'Open another one'."

Bai Bufan's voice also came faintly.

Wang Ze, who had already bent down and started to get used to the starting blocks, and whose back was still considered dashing, stumbled and almost knelt on the ground, turned his head fiercely, and said angrily: "These two qualifications are different!"

"Lane one, Class 4 of Grade 1, Wang Ze, lane two, Class 6 of Grade 1..." The referee began the final "roll call".

The athletes in this group went to the track one after another, except for Wang Ze, who was also using starting blocks, the rest of the athletes basically just bent over and moved their center of gravity forward, which was considered ready to start.

After all, people who don't know how to use starting blocks, if they force it, it's easy to have a negative impact on their performance.

The referee holding the starting gun also stood on the starting platform.

"Lin Li, do you think it would be better if the starting gun was aimed at the athletes." Bai Bufan asked.

"Which athlete are you referring to?"

"Other classes'."

"That would be."

The referee on the side was listening, and really wanted to aim the muzzle at Bai Bufan's head.

"Ready—get set—" The referee had already raised his hand high, and the very characteristic ready sound came out, "Bang!"

The starting gun rang, and Wang Ze rushed out like a wild dog off the leash.

400 meters, for athletes, this thing is no different from 100 meters, it's all full sprint.

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

The shouts mixed with the names of athletes came one after another.

400 meters, even if you cross the playground in a straight line, you might not be able to keep up, so Lin Li and others waited at the finish line, which was also the starting line.

But Wang Ze was indeed very stable.

When he started the final straight sprint, behind him, except for the other suspected athlete in lane four who also used starting blocks, the rest of the people were actually dozens of meters away.

Running only 400 meters and pulling dozens of meters, the gap was very large.

Wang Ze crossed the line, firmly in first place in the group.

"Awesome Wang Ze, 400 meters pulled at least 50 meters from the third place." Bai Bufan praised.

"I told you." After finishing the slow run, Wang Ze, who was walking towards Lin Li and Bai Bufan, patted his chest proudly.

"But lane four is not bad, also an athlete?" Lin Li asked.

"Hmm, I know him, but it's not a big problem, he was slower than me and another brother in previous training, I guess he'll get a bronze medal." Wang Ze nodded, "My goal is the same as Lin Li's, keep silver and take gold."

"So you athletes have already divided the rankings of the school sports meet internally?" Bai Bufan clicked his tongue.

"There aren't many perverts like Lin Li, how can there be so many masters in the folk, it's embarrassing to lose." Wang Ze felt it was a matter of course.

"Then we are really participating in the participation." Bai Bufan nodded, and there was nothing to refute.

"I have a plan, which can make the Han Dynasty dark and bright, and even give creatures like you, Bai Bufan, a chance to compete with Wang Ze."

Lin Li opened his mouth unfathomably at this time.

"Oh? Explain in detail." Bai Bufan and Wang Ze both asked curiously.

"It's very simple, after the starting gun, give everyone a question, whoever writes the correct answer on the track first can run first." Lin Li smiled wisely, "This will be a passionate cooperation between brain and body, a dual contest of intelligence and physical strength!"

Bai Bufan, Wang Ze: "?"

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze looked at each other, their pupils earthquake.

I don't know if the Han Dynasty of cultural students can be restored, but Wang Ze felt that the Wei State of athletes should also be finished with the Han Dynasty in this situation.

Cultural students got up after finishing the questions, their brains were not supplied with enough blood, and their eyes went black.

Athletes got up after finishing the questions, their brains were supplied with enough blood, but it was dark.

(End of chapter)