Chapter 261

Bai Bufan's face was extremely gloomy, Lin Li's gaze followed, the three of them ordered separately, and he only held two bags of takeout in his hand.

After walking over and putting the takeout on the table, Bai Bufan said coldly:

"Don't know which bastard didn't have money to buy offerings for his parents in heaven, and stole our takeout to offer."

"Today it seems I must be a Nuwa, and go to create his mom fiercely."

Lin Li nodded, it seems the task is not pointing to the little glutton Zhou Baowei in the toilet, but the takeout.

Lin Li immediately ran to the dorm balcony and looked downstairs through the window, but from this dorm balcony, he couldn't see the place where everyone defaults to taking and placing takeout.

"Is there surveillance?" So Lin Li turned back and asked.

"No." Bai Bufan shook his head, "I've checked, there's no surveillance at the iron fence at all."

"What's wrong? What happened?" Zhou Baowei, who finished eating lemons, also came out of the toilet, and while dispersing the smell on the balcony without entering, asked.

Lin Li, who was originally on the balcony, entered the dorm at light speed.

Damn, it stinks.

"Takeout was stolen." Bai Bufan responded.

"Was it really stolen? Could it be that it wasn't found?" Zhou Baowei seems to still have a lot of kindness for this world.

"Impossible, there are only a dozen or so takeouts in that area, I've flipped through them one by one twice, and I'm sure I didn't find it." Bai Bufan shook his head firmly.

"Could it be cats or dogs..."

"It was just stolen by someone." Lin Li also agreed.

There are no stray cats or dogs on the Nansang campus, and the task has already explained that it is the situation of sect disciples, so it must be a student who stole it.

Grades and quality are not absolutely linked, even in top schools like Tsinghua and Peking University, there will still be people who steal takeout.

"Damn, stealing takeout? This is too stupid, can't afford a meal? Is the money earned from selling outside not used for him? Was it all burned for his real dad, or did he take it to find those wild dads of his?"

Zhou Baowei, as a foodie, hates this behavior deeply.

Moreover, although he has heard of it, it is the first time in his life that it has happened around him.

Indeed, the amount involved in stealing takeout is not large, but it is easy to make people break their defenses, especially after waiting for half a day, being very hungry, and after receiving the call, going to get the takeout happily and preparing to eat, only to find it stolen when arriving.

At this time, there is nothing left in the cafeteria, and ordering another takeout will take at least half an hour of being very hungry.

What is true despair.

Many times, having twenty yuan of takeout stolen is more depressing than losing fifty yuan in cash.

"Can only say it's disgusting, a bastard thing." Bai Bufan kicked the bed frame, visibly annoyed, "This beast doesn't know yet, he released a real demon."

"No surveillance and no witnesses, this kind of thing is probably hard to catch." Zhou Baowei thought for a while and shook his head.

"In this situation, you can only admit you're unlucky. Even if you call the police, at most you'll file a case, it's impossible to really make a big fuss to check this, and precisely because of this, some people dare to steal." Bai Bufan was also very frustrated.

"Forget it, calm down, order another takeout, I'll treat you to the one that was lost, you eat a little of mine and Lin Li's to pad your stomach first." Zhou Baowei comforted.

Lin Li naturally didn't mind.

Once a buddy, always a buddy.

Moreover, Bai Bufan was originally raised by them, this is a responsibility and an obligation.

"No need, eat your own, admit you're unlucky, bringing negative emotions to buddies is not very good." Bai Bufan smiled gratefully first, but still shook his head and took out his phone, as if preparing to order new takeout.

It seems that the blow to Bai Bufan was really great, making this child look like a human.

"It's okay, the amount I ordered is very large, it's definitely enough to eat! We're all buddies, really don't be polite!" Looking at Lin Li, Zhou Baowei said sincerely.

"But the stolen one was yours." Bai Bufan heard this, and kicked the wall hard again to vent his anger, cursing angrily.

"I said it doesn't matter—"

Zhou Baowei: "(; o_o)?"

Wait.

No.

Zhou Baowei ran to the two takeouts on the table in horror, his steps heavy and full of vibration.

He checked the receipt tremblingly.

Mr. Bai.

Mr. Lin.

Your mom! What about Mr. Zhou's? Where is my fucking Mr. Zhou's? Where did it go?

Silence.

The tears of the one who knows the truth flow out.

"Take! Out! Thief! I! Fuck! Your! Mom!" Zhou Baowei was now like a king descending from heaven, angry and ferocious.

"No need, eat your own, admit you're unlucky, bringing negative emotions to buddies is not very good."

At this time, Bai Bufan's words just now also became clear all of a sudden.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

I felt quite sorry for Bai Bufan when I heard it just now, but now, the mood of this sentence seems... a bit different?

So Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, smiling without laughing: "Bufan, this time your virtual mom must also be like the takeout thief's real mom, suffering a lot."

Under Lin Li's suggestion, the three of them came to the iron fence downstairs again and searched again.

It was indeed stolen, and there was indeed no surveillance.

The nearest camera's angle is aimed at the bottom of the dormitory, not involving the fence side at all, so it is very simple to stay in the blind spot of vision throughout.

"Damn, the rich steal my life, the poor steal my takeout, good things don't come to me, why do bad things come to me." Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.

Bai Bufan also gritted his teeth: "Envy bad things."

Zhou Baowei: "?"

"Jay Chou has met Kobe, why don't you envy Jay?" Lin Li, who was frowning and thinking, said with a laugh.

Bai Bufan: "Then envy Jay."

Recognized.

"No way to find." Looking around again, Lin Li regretfully confirmed this.

The little superpower he had on hand couldn't be used in this situation.

Even if you use the exhaustive method and start knocking on doors one by one, even if other students cooperate, there are too many dormitories, time is too late, and it is easy to alert the enemy.

"Sigh, although the stolen one wasn't mine, it's still frustrating, Baowei, you eat mine and Lin Li's first." Bai Bufan kicked a stone away, cursed in a low voice, and patted Zhou Baowei's shoulder to comfort him.

The resentment just now was not acting.

As for eating your own, it was naturally a joke.

"Actually, takeout is not expensive, and I still have food in my dorm, but it's still so uncomfortable, especially thinking about how satisfied that bastard is, I'm even more uncomfortable." Zhou Baowei spat on the ground.

Anyway, there is no surveillance.

It's a pity Chen Tianming is not here, no one to drink.

"Can only hope he steals again tomorrow, please, must persist in stealing." Lin Li put his hands together and prayed sincerely to the sky.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li upon hearing this: "What do you mean?"

"Don't you want to catch him?" Lin Li turned his head to look at the two.

"Want to! Of course I want to! The one who dares to steal my Zhou Baowei's food is the first one, I now wish I could drop a Mount Tai Meteorite on him." Zhou Baowei nodded, with killing intent in his words.

"I have also become a demon, Lin Li, you have to know, if I become a Buddha, there are no demons in the world, if I become a demon, ten wives!

No matter if that guy is a man or a woman, I have decided that ta will be my first wife, I want to send ta to study in the UK, let ta fall in love with the feeling of the British police!" Bai Bufan also nodded, with grass intent in his words.

"Then hope he doesn't let us down, or another takeout thief comes to bear our anger." Lin Li nodded, "I will prepare the equipment needed to catch the takeout thief when I go back tonight, if he dares to steal tomorrow, he will definitely be caught."

Completing the task requires not only deterrence but also catching, Lin Li hopes he is sensible.

A-Zu, don't stop, there is no Jackie Chan outside.

Moreover, nothing is more deterrent to others than catching a takeout thief.

The task doesn't seem to specify that he must catch the one who just stole, but it would be best if he could catch him.

"Okay, catch!" Hearing Lin Li say this, Bai Bufan had expectation in his eyes.

It can vent anger and is fun.

"Let's go, go back and make do with something to eat first, we're all buddies, don't be polite." After confirming the policy, there is no point in staying here, Lin Li and Bai Bufan hugged Zhou Baowei's shoulders and returned to the dorm.

Three minutes later.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan stared at Zhou Baowei.

"Why don't you be polite, damn it? Who the fuck is your buddy?" Lin Li sneered.

"If you ask me, that takeout thief should have stolen yours too, takeout has already been ordered for you, and you still eat it? All good things are occupied by you? Baowei, eat shit!" Bai Bufan sneered.

Zhou Baowei, who was scolded, didn't speak, just blindly attacked Lin Li and Bai Bufan's takeout.

It is suspected that the food in front of him is no longer ordinary food, but the ashes of the takeout thief's mom mixed with rice, must strike hard with the mouth.

After dinner, the three went to the classroom.

There were rarely any boys in the corridor, and when they walked into the classroom, sure enough, everyone was playing with their phones.

The class computer was still playing songs, which would absolutely not be allowed on weekdays.

However, in the afternoon of Nansang campus, after dinner, there is a dozen minutes of broadcast time, usually playing a song every day.

"Oi! Kid! Give me a power source!" After hearing the sound of the back door opening, Zhang Haoyang turned his head and saw that it was the three of Lin Li, so he raised his hand to signal.

"Hello, I am a clerk at the Grade 10 Class 4 store, may I ask what you need?" Lin Li immediately stepped forward and bowed to ask the guest.

"Hello, I need a power source that can be plugged in." Zhang Haoyang rubbed his chin and looked at Lin Li obscenely.

"Sorry, our Nansang Middle School is a regular school and does not provide such services." Lin Li shook his head regretfully, "Come find me after school."

"Hahaha grass, Lin Li, you are still as sick as ever, quick, quick, quick, do you have a power bank, my machine is about to run out of power, first aid!" After Zhang Haoyang laughed and scolded, he waved his phone for help. Lin Li raised his head, sure enough, the sockets with electricity in the class were all charging power banks or simply charging phones, even the sockets above the blackboard could not be free.

Lin Li took out the power bank in his drawer and gave it to Zhang Haoyang: "Deposit two hundred, three yuan an hour."

"My Ant Credit is a full eight hundred, and you still want a two-hundred deposit from me?" Zhang Haoyang took it without ceremony and started charging. As a credit king, he asked back after hearing Lin Li's words.

"Then the deposit is eight hundred."

Zhang Haoyang: "?"

This, this is not right, right?

"I'm asking you to believe in my credit!"

"Then you set one up now."

"Get lost."

"What kind of popular song list is this, old-fashioned, following the trend." Back at his seat, Lin Li looked at the songs displayed on the projection and sneered.

"Then little-known songs, what do you usually listen to?" Bai Bufan asked with a smile upon hearing this.

!

"《The World in the Horse's Eye》、《The World in the Horse's Eye Remix Version》、《The World in the Horse's Eye 0.8x Speed Down-tuned Ultimate Lyrical Ma Jiaqi Version》..." Lin Li listed them like a family treasure.

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up upon hearing this and recognized it very much: "Can't spray, this is indeed little-known."

Generally speaking, at the age of Grade 10 where the mind is not yet mature, every class has some pretentious brothers who like to use multimedia to show off.

Some will play their little-known songs to show their unique musical taste and hope for others' recognition, some play a DJ song and then put on a hat and stand on the podium to repeatedly adjust the multimedia volume thinking they are the DJ Jiahao of the next class, or release stock charts and start talking nonsense with friends on stage thinking they are a stock god...

But although Grade 10 Class 4 has many births, many dogs, and many clowns, it really doesn't have these monsters.

At most, Qin Zeyu likes to use multimedia to play Minesweeper.

"Cough cough."

While Lin Li and Bai Bufan were discussing whether the world in Ma Jiaqi's eyes is a bicycle handlebar or a bicycle wheel, Wang Ze came to the back row from the position of the right protector and coughed twice.

No one paid attention.

"Cough cough cough cough." So he coughed twice with increased volume.

"Bufan, get me a mask." Lin Li reached out to Bai Bufan while covering his mouth and opening the window for ventilation.

Wang Ze: "..."

"Your mom."

"Lin Li, Bufan, did you see the confession wall today?" Wang Ze sat directly on Bai Bufan's lap, patted the table, and said in a flat tone.

"Didn't see." Lin Li shook his head.

"You can pay more attention and look more, I feel this platform is still quite necessary to pay attention to, it can give everyone a channel for communication, how good, you know, I even saw your clown scene photo on the confession wall, don't you care about this." Wang Ze said seriously.

"Did you get on the confession wall again?" Lin Li frowned and asked.

"Grass? Ah? Has this matter spread so widely? You two already know? Sigh, just like that, nothing to say, the fifth picture of the post on the Nansang campus confession wall on October 23rd at 14:56, it is indeed naming me, Wang Ze, for a confession.

But it's not important, everyone doesn't need to remember, I have already become a bit blurry myself, after all, they are all small things, if you didn't say it, I would have forgotten.

Although you also got on, Lin Li, that's because you wore a clown skin, unlike me, I am the original skin, sigh, I really envy you, having a skin."

Wang Ze scratched his head and said modestly.

It can be seen that being so popular, he is quite troubled.

Lin Li heard this and turned his head to look at Bai Bufan behind Wang Ze.

Wang Ze?

Bai Bufan nodded.

Lin Li looked again.

I am also voted by you?

Bai Bufan shook his head.

OK.

Lin Li then looked at Wang Ze again, his expression suddenly a bit compassionate.

Look at how this bastard child is coaxed.

"Sigh, to be honest, being charming is indeed a bit of a headache," Wang Ze continued proudly, "It's not very good to be too charming, it made these two girls shy, I have posted my contact information below for so long, they are still preparing mentally, and have been unwilling to add me.

But I don't hate it, I actually like this shy personality, I just hope they can be taller and thinner."

Wang Ze laughed foolishly, already starting to do multiple-choice questions.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.

One is 186 claiming to be 184, one is 181 claiming to be 179, hmm, both are very tall.

And Lin Li and Bai Bufan are both thin—Lin Li used to be a pure bamboo pole, now he is lean, with meat when undressed and thin when dressed, which is also the most perfect figure Lin Li thinks.

A muscular man like Zhai Kai is completely not in Lin Li's aesthetic.

Then Wang Ze is satisfied.

Perfectly satisfies his xp.

"It should be realized, Wang Ze." So Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded, "Maybe even taller than you, you really found it, lucky guy."

"Taller than me, forget it, when kissing, the boy stands on tiptoe, this is too strange, buddy, one meter six to near one meter seven is the most suitable." Wang Ze waved his hand firmly upon hearing this.

"Who the fuck wants to kiss you?" Lin Li's facial features wrinkled because of some chill upon hearing this.

"What?" Wang Ze was confused.

"Nothing, you continue to fantasize." Lin Li waved his hand, "Now is—fantasy time."

"Oh, right, I'm looking for you guys mainly not to share this, Lin Li, recommend some more novels to me, the kind of group portrait text where people die one by one is better not to.

I've already seen enough of the Dragon Overlord text where men kill and women collect, are there any Gay Overlord texts where women kill and men collect, I love watching these."

Wang Ze temporarily put away his fantasy saliva, he didn't know what to do in self-study tonight, so he asked about business.

"Gay Overlord text, want to watch this, Wang Ze, are you still human?" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in upon hearing this.

"Bufan, I think your malice toward gays is too great, we shouldn't hate gays, we should even thank gays, they not only left us a lot of women but also took away a lot of men.

What we should resist is lace, no, Bufan! They are the real evil!" Wang Ze said with a heartbroken heart upon hearing this.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Seems... a bit reasonable, then... thank gays?" Bai Bufan listens to persuasion.

"Too good, just right, I am, then Bufan, are you willing to thank me with your butt?" Wang Ze was already sitting on Bai Bufan's lap, and as he spoke, he started touching the thigh under his butt, his voice becoming enchanting.

"Is the map of Yan State so short? Get lost, I grass—" Bai Bufan laughed and scolded, pushing Wang Ze away.

"Is there any? Lin Li, I'm counting on using novels to pass the self-study time." Wang Ze stood up with a smile and looked at Lin Li.

"Water Margin." Lin Li pointed out a clear path.

Brother, brother, I will go up the mountain with you, brother, won't sister-in-law be angry?

Perfectly satisfies Wang Ze again.

Wang Ze: "..."

"A bit reasonable, I'll watch this one tonight." Wang Ze returned with recognition.

Not long after Wang Ze left, Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, patted Lin Li.

"What's wrong?"

"The Class Monitor is really popular, Lin Li, your super big crisis is coming."

"What is it?" Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan upon hearing this and took his phone directly.

Bai Bufan was still looking at the post on the Nansang Middle School confession wall, and the phone interface stayed here.

And the post he was looking at, seven pictures, three of which are photos of Chen Yuying from different angles, some sitting in the auditorium, some standing on the playground, the other four pictures are chat logs, and the people who posted on the wall are generally "fishing".

It's not just boys who confess, but also girls, but it can be seen that it's not admiration, but purely appreciation and the desire to expand the list to get to know her.

——At least on the surface.

Obviously, this post was specially made by the confession wall when it noticed that some people were confessing to the same object at the same time, and it didn't form a nine-square grid with others.

"Not just this one, there is also one in the previous posts, it should also be the Class Monitor, the confession wall posted nearly a few dozen posts today, I haven't flipped through them much, maybe I can find others."

Bai Bufan stretched and said:

"She is definitely a wild fan, not Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows upon hearing this.

These people's photography skills are really bad, can you take pictures if you don't understand?

"Suddenly" being popular is normal, after all, Chen Yuying didn't have the opportunity to "appear in public" before, and everyone didn't have mobile phones, so they couldn't post even if they wanted to, and now, it counts as "standing in front of the stage" to some extent, plus everyone has mobile phones.

Looking at it, I don't feel anything.

Fingers pulled, Lin Li slid down the comment section.

"Riding an old lady across the road: Confess to p3! Good looking! +1!"

"Zou Weilun: It's our Grade 10 Class 4 Class Monitor, Chen Yuying."

Just you kid have a lot of things.

Zou Weilun is also in Class 4, in the same dorm as Wang Yuezhi, Lin Li is not familiar with him.

"Ding Sihan: No need to fish and no need to add, it won't pass."

Little Ding Ding, I, Lin Li, have thought you were good since I was a child.

After thinking about it, he returned the phone to Bai Bufan, Lin Li took out his own phone and left a comment.

"Old Fu Li Ji: Indeed, no need to fish and no need to add, heard that she already has someone she likes, seems to be called something like Old Fu Li Ji."

(End of chapter)