Chapter 263: Did I get something wrong about being reincarnated as an umbrella (seeking monthly tickets at the beginning of the month

Xiaojing, although I don't know when you will be released from prison, don't call me after you are released, I'm afraid the class monitor will misunderstand.

Lin Li suddenly clutched his chest and knelt on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Chen Yuying, whose face was originally full of smiles, immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.

"Sorry, I just forgot to breathe." Lin Li looked up, his Adam's apple rolling in the sunlight, and said with a smile.

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Idiot." Chen Yuying was helpless and amused. She, who was looking down from above, curled her fingertips, and finally turned into a light tap on the top of Lin Li's head.

"Only one tap?" After waiting for a while without a follow-up, Lin Li looked up in confusion, "Class monitor, I think the first watch in the middle of the night is too early, right? Ding Sihan and the others are probably not asleep yet, why not tap two more times? I'll sneak into your dormitory to study with you in the middle of the night."

"That's not the hint at all!" Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment, then tapped her own forehead with the back of her hand, saying with a headache.

Got it.

The class monitor will take the initiative to come to him to study at the second watch tonight, no need for him to go find her.

Then look forward to it.

By the way, is this looking up considered a death angle? It actually still looks so good.

Why do these legs feel longer than his own? Is it because of the proportions?

Playable for a year.

"Lin Li, how are you Sun Wukong? How could the Great Sage be as lewd as you? You can only be Bajie." Glancing at someone's gaze blatantly wandering along her leg line, she smiled and took two steps back, her heels clicking crisply on the ground: "Alright, Lin Li, you hurry up and go check in first."

Lin Li stood up, stretched, and before leaving the class base, said to Chen Yuying:

"Class monitor, do you really think my Monkey Brother didn't do anything after fixing the Seven Fairies?"

"Friendly reminder, Monkey Brother jumped out of a stone, there are seven fairies, and there are seven Calabash Brothers, and the Calabash Brothers can turn into a stone mountain."

"I won't say much about the rest, those who understand understand, those who don't won't understand even if I say it, class monitor, don't ask, the interests involved are too big, it won't do you any good to know, I can only say the water is very deep, the information on the internet has been deleted, so I can only say those who understand understand, those who don't can't help it."

Zhihu expert insider Lin Li finished speaking and left dashingly.

Chen Yuying: "?"

Then Chen Yuying couldn't help but worry, spreading such lewd rumors, could Lin Li's head withstand the beating of a 13,500-jin heavy stick?

But there was still a problem that might need to be solved, Chen Yuying said with a smile:

"Lin Li, where are you walking? The check-in office is not there! You're walking in the wrong direction! You didn't look at the location map again, did you?"

Lin Li naturally wouldn't admit it: "The earth is round, this is field verification of the earth's curvature."

"Tsk—"

"Really leaving, you must cheer for me later, by the way, class monitor, it's a cheer with a wavy line, come on~, do you understand?" While taking out his phone to confirm the location, Lin Li winked at Chen Yuying.

"Don't want to~"

When Lin Li arrived at the check-in office, Wang Yuezhi was already there.

The people working here at the check-in office were basically student union members and volunteer students. As for teachers, there was only one sitting in charge to provide a bottom line and handle problems that students couldn't solve.

"Wang Yuezhi, what should we do now?" Lin Li walked over and patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder, asking.

The very nervous Wang Yuezhi didn't notice Lin Li's approach, so he shook after being patted, and said somewhat annoyed:

"Go over and show the staff your student ID and number book, and then draw the order."

Lin Li found the table with the Grade 1 group sign.

"Hello classmate, show your student ID." The check-in clerk said politely after seeing Lin Li.

"Here."

"Grade 1 Class 4 Lin Li... found it, the registered number is 1009, where is your number plate? Did you bring it?" The check-in clerk asked after checking the roll book in front of him.

"Yes." Lin Li took off his jacket to show it.

"Good figure."

"Thanks."

After confirming that the number book and Lin Li's body had no prohibited equipment, the check-in clerk recorded it in the roll book, and then handed over a phone: "Click it."

It was a number generator.

17.

"17, which means when I take you all to the track later, you will be in the 17th position." The check-in clerk explained the meaning of this number.

When checking in for other events, they draw lots to divide the lanes, but the 3000-meter run doesn't apply. It's impossible to run only eight people at a time, so everyone goes up at once, and the order on the starting line is arranged in advance, which can avoid possible friction, such as everyone crowding into the inner circle.

"Wang Yuezhi, what number are you?" After checking in, you have to wait for the check-in clerk to take everyone to the starting line, so you can't leave at will, so Lin Li walked to Wang Yuezhi and asked.

"8." Wang Yuezhi's eyes were unfocused.

"Don't be so nervous." Lin Li comforted.

"Easier said than done." Wang Yuezhi glanced at Lin Li and said bitterly.

After all, he wasn't Lin Li, and he didn't have to suffer this torture.

"I have a way to relieve anxiety, do you want to hear it?" Lin Li laughed.

"Speak."

"If you know how to smoke, smoke a cigarette now to calm down. If you don't know how to smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then smoke a cigarette now to calm down." Lin Li gave his little life tip.

Wang Yuezhi: "..."

Your mother.

Is this cigarette absolutely necessary to smoke?

"With time to joke with me, you might as well think about how to get a good ranking later. I'm here to make up the numbers, you're not, don't end up only getting the same points as me, disappointing people!" Wang Yuezhi said with disgust.

"Don't worry, I won't have any problems. By the way, Wang Yuezhi, I plan to use the rabbit tactic later, don't let me drag you down." Lin Li said confidently upon hearing this.

The rabbit tactic refers to running fast at the beginning of a long-distance race to disrupt the rhythm of other opponents and consume their physical strength, thereby creating an advantage for teammates or oneself.

The rabbit tactic has high requirements for the user, and in reality, the turtle tactic is used more often.

——That is, deliberately running slowly when running, until falling behind by a whole lap, and then mixing in, pretending not to have fallen behind by this lap.

Before Lin Li got the system, he and Bai Bufan often used this trick.

"Got it." Wang Yuezhi nodded.

Seeing that Wang Yuezhi had no desire to chat, Lin Li sat on the ground playing with his phone, waiting for time to pass.

Until a voice sounded in front of him: "Are you Lin Li?"

Lin Li looked up, it was a male student, quite tall, but he didn't recognize him.

It wasn't Chen Yuying in front of him, Lin Li didn't want to talk to others from a low position, so he stood up and patted his butt. The other party was still shorter than him.

Then he said: "Yeah, it's me, Lin Li, what's up?"

"Hehe, when running the 3000 meters later, just eat my dust behind me." The other party sneered and gave Lin Li a thumbs-down.

Lin Li: "?"

"No, brother? Do we know each other?" Lin Li stared at the other party's face with a surprised look, thought for a long time in his mind, and confirmed that he really didn't know this person.

If he didn't know him, where did this inexplicable malice come from?

"The strong should ruthlessly humiliate the weak. In sports competition, being weak is the original sin. As for the rest, I don't want to say more to a future loser."

However, the other party just left this sentence, turned his thumb down, and walked to the side to sit down and play with his phone.

Lin Li: "?"

This person is like Kuang Heng when he was a child, purely a wall-scraping brat!

Is he a sissy? Otherwise, why does he like to pretend to be cool so much? Or the kind that pretends to be hard without a B.

Although it was inexplicable, Lin Li didn't go up to get his face back.

However, the other party successfully caught Lin Li's attention.

He went to the check-in office and looked, this brother's name is Du Hansi, from Grade 1 Class 14.

Class 14, Lin Li began to think, have I provoked anyone from Class 14?

Still no impression, he had never had any conflict with this person or the class.

Is it a legacy problem left over from the last monthly exam—for example, is it Feng Kai or a classmate of the brother he reported, now helping the brother find his place?

Or did they lose the tug-of-war before, and now they are anxious?

You can't guess without asking the person himself, but it doesn't matter.

Seventeen is the age when you can't take any grievances.

Lin Li has plenty of ways to deal with this guy.

"Wang Yuezhi, I won't use the rabbit tactic later, I decided to use the shit tactic, you can just follow the main force normally." Lin Li gave Wang Yuezhi a heads-up.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

What kind of B tactic did you just say?

"The competition is about to start, all men's 3000-meter athletes in the Grade 1 group, line up, follow me!" When the competition time approached, the previous check-in clerk shouted with a loudspeaker at the check-in office.

The twenty classes didn't have forty people full, after all, not many people were willing to make up the numbers for this kind of project, and there weren't many classes like Class 4 that filled the quota, with a total of only 28 participating athletes.

A group of people followed to the playground.

Chen Yuying and Bai Bufan were already waiting at the starting line. When Lin Li approached, they said: "Lin Li, come on~"

It was a cheer with a wavy line that satisfied Lin Li's wish.

Sounds good.

Lin Li joined his index and middle fingers and swiped lightly on his temple, nodding with a smile: "Received."

Then he took off his jacket and handed it to Chen Yuying.

"If you need to drink water during the run, you can say so when you pass by me." Chen Yuying hung Lin Li's jacket on her arm and shook the two bottles of water in her hand.

"Okay," Lin Li nodded with a smile, "But more importantly than water, remember to keep cheering for me."

"Of course." Chen Yuying knocked the two bottles of mineral water in her hand together like cheerleading sticks, and the corners of her lips hooked into an arc.

"The oil price rose today, Lin Li." And just when Lin Li took off his clothes, Bai Bufan, who had his hands behind his back, said at this time.

"Then add yesterday's for me."

"Please Grade 1 men's 3000-meter athletes go to the track, the competition is about to start."

"The autumn wind cheers for you, the sunshine applauds for you! The 3000-meter track is the stage for you to sweat; the 3000-meter journey is the challenge for you to surpass yourself! No matter what the result is, every step you take is our pride! Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi, come on! ——Presented by all students of Grade 1 Class 4."

The cheering manuscript sent by the class for the two sounded on the broadcast. "You come on too." At the last moment, Lin Li patted Wang Yuezhi on the shoulder, walked onto the track, stood in the back position, looking relaxed.

"On your marks—get set—bang!"

The starting gun sounded.

Lin Li pressed the timing on his watch. To control the points accurately, he must run according to the previous time distribution.

Lin Li didn't start fast, even considered the slowest batch.

He originally planned to be ahead of everyone, but because the tactics were modified, it was not needed for the time being.

He spotted Du Hansi in the crowd in front, Lin Li accelerated to keep up, and at the same time revealed a dark smile.

The other party dared to say harsh words to him, and he really had some skills, because he soon ran to the first place among everyone.

And Lin Li, who followed behind, became second.

Du Hansi adjusted his breathing and ran with big strides.

!

"... Du... Han... Si... Du... Han... Si..." A voice came from behind.

Du Hansi: "?"

This voice made Du Hansi a little confused. He turned his head and found that it was Lin Li who was following him closely.

Lin Li was actually able to look at him with a smile while running with big strides.

"What's wrong?" The run had just started, Du Hansi also had energy, and asked in surprise.

"I was born to admire the strong, your domineering declaration just now was too handsome, I'm starting to like you, brother." Lin Li explained with a smile, his face slightly red.

Du Hansi: "?"

No?

Why are you blushing, you bubble teapot!

Wait.

No time to ask questions, is there something touching his butt now?

Du Hansi looked down in horror, it really was Lin Li's hand!

"Damn, there's a gay!"

Pupils shook, Du Hansi took a deep breath and accelerated again. In the first lap, he ran at the speed of many people sprinting.

Although distributing physical strength like this would affect the results, if he didn't affect the results now, it would affect his innocence.

"... Du... Han... Si..."

Du Hansi: "?"

When this voice appeared again like a ghost, Du Hansi swallowed a mouthful of saliva that already had a metallic taste and turned his head.

It was the smile of Mona Lisa.

"Hansi, will you be good to me?" Lin Li said shyly, sadly recounting the past:

"I hadn't seen my ex-boyfriend for more than a month before, he said he missed me very much, so I paid out of my own pocket to find him, I also booked a hotel and a restaurant seat, but he couldn't even bear to buy a bottle of lubricant, and wiped a handful of snot on my back. I originally wanted to scold him, but thinking it wasn't easy to see each other once, I endured it, but later I always touched the scene when I saw others wiping snot, so he became my ex-boyfriend.

Hansi, will you be good to me?" Lin Li asked again, but this time there was no sadness, only longing for a beautiful life with Du Hansi in the future.

Du Hansi: "???"

Du Hansi felt in a trance that something was strengthening his ears.

Lin Li should pay him for listening to these words, is this damn Chinese?

No time to be in a trance, because Du Hansi found that the hand started to strengthen his butt again.

Run!

"Hansi~~ There is a scar on the inside of my thigh, do you want to see it? It has nothing to do with my obscure past, fragmented memories, and no one bullied me, it's just a trace of time, changing with the seasons, so I call it a seasonal scar."

That voice was haunting.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Du Hansi used all his strength to run forward, he ran so hard for a man for the first time.

Who the hell knew that running a school sports meeting would encounter sexual harassment!!

Lin Li's voice seemed to have disappeared.

But Du Hansi didn't dare to look back, and didn't dare to slack off.

He looked straight ahead and ran hard, fearing that if he relaxed, he would be caught up by Lin Li.

From the corner of his eye, he noticed that on the inside of the playground, several girls were looking at him expectantly, including a particularly good-looking girl with a high ponytail.

A porcelain-white wrist swayed into a phantom in the sunlight, and the folds of her sports shorts when she stood on tiptoe were full of the unique arc of youth.

Just looking at it a few times, he felt that his soul had been disgusted and defiled by Lin Li, and it had become much clearer.

Du Hansi quickly closed his mouth, which was panting heavily due to the sudden acceleration, and adjusted his image.

Now is fantasy time, do I also have a little fan girl...

"Come on! Come on——" Seeing his arrival, the girl also smiled very happily, waving her arms at Du Hansi, porcelain white that made people unable to move their eyes.

Du Hansi almost fell in love, if the other party hadn't called his name wrong.

"——Lin Li! Come on! Lin Li! Come on~~"

Not only did he not fall in love, Du Hansi's face turned a bit ugly in an instant.

Because she was looking at him and shouting Lin Li, what does this mean?

Feeling like he was playing a horror game, Du Hansi turned his head slowly.

It was Mona Lisa's bright laugh.

No? Why doesn't this person even have footsteps?

Du Hansi looked down and found that this guy's running frequency was surprisingly consistent with his own, which led to him not even noticing that there was someone sticking behind him!

It's just that Lin Li, who was following him, finally looked like a person at this time, not touching his butt, but waving back at the girl.

Seeming to notice Du Hansi's gaze, Lin Li looked at him again: "What's wrong, Hansi?"

Hansi didn't speak, just turned his head and continued to accelerate.

"Hansi, I really want to be reincarnated as an umbrella, so you can hold my handle openly,

Or reincarnated as a playground, which can be set up in your elementary school, Hansi~ Oh~ Hansi~ My Hansi."

However, some things can't be thrown away, Lin Li's moving voice continued to call his lover's name from behind, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

This is Lin Li's shit tactic—disgusting the first place to death, and the second place becomes the first place.

Du Hansi finally understood, Lin Li didn't stop because he planned to be a human, just because he was about to pass by acquaintances, and he also had to maintain his image.

Du Hansi was desperate, unable to accept this torture anymore, he chose to tell the truth:

"Lin Li, brother, don't torture me, the harsh words, it, it was Wang Ze who told me to say them, he asked me to stimulate, you a bit, to see if I could make, you run faster.

Brother, forgive me, if you continue like this, I, I'm going to quit the race, I damn, just came to the school sports meeting to play, didn't, didn't plan to have psychological problems!!"

Because he was still running, plus fatigue, Du Hansi's voice sounded a bit intermittent.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

Ah?

"Th, that's how it is, haha." The doubt in Lin Li's heart was solved, and he was suddenly a bit embarrassed.

This brother can run so fast, he really looks like a sports student, it's normal for Wang Ze to know him but he doesn't.

And this kind of thing is indeed something Wang Ze, this B, can do.

So it was a misunderstanding.

"Sorry sorry, the flood washed the Dragon King Temple, isn't it." Lin Li laughed.

It can be considered Wang Ze's painstaking effort.

"It's okay, it's okay, as long as you don't disgust me, brother, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." The person Du Hansi hates most now is not Lin Li, but Wang Ze.

Your damn classmate has this physical fitness, and you let me come to provoke him?

Following him all the way, he can still run without slowing down, and talk smoothly and naturally, without looking tired at all!

This kind of person, he should be the one provoking him, right?

Wang Ze, I'm really Tian Wenjing to you!

"I'm sorry to you too." Lin Li looked at the timing on his watch and apologized by the way.

"No no, I'm sorry to you, I shouldn't have provoked you."

"No no no no, I'm sorry to you... brother, I'm talking again, I'm, I'm going to get out of breath, let's not, not continue." Du Hansi begged.

"Okay, then come on, I won't be behind you, I'm going to accelerate." Lin Li nodded.

Du Hansi's tears of gratitude were about to flow down at this moment.

He never wanted Lin Li to appear behind him again in his life.

The place where his butt was touched by Lin Li's big hand was still numb as if it had been electrocuted, if he was touched again, Du Hansi was afraid that his Dao heart would not be stable.

Could it be...

"Then you come on too!" Du Hansi's physical distribution had been completely disrupted by himself, it was absolutely impossible to break the record by following him, and the current pace was already slower than expected, so according to the time on the watch, Lin Li began to accelerate.

Don't forget to encourage when passing by.

"Damn, awesome, Lin Li ran to first place! Surpassed my brother? Can't he take first place? Heaven-defying... how did he do it?"

At this time, Wang Ze, who was waiting for Lin Li to approach and cheer in the playground, noticed this scene, widened his eyes, patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder beside him, and said in shock.

Coach, I think I really have to go to culture.

"If you ask him, he will only answer you one sentence, he did it by quitting lust." Bai Bufan knew Lin Li very well.

"Lin Li! Come on! Keep it up! Take first place! Steady!" After Lin Li ran close, Wang Ze, Bai Bufan and others cheered loudly.

Lin Li nodded at them.

"Waving at the girls' side, only nodding at our side, I don't want to say much about the situation." Wang Ze felt the differential treatment and sighed.

"It should just be that he has no strength left, how could Lin Li be so forgetful of righteousness because of beauty, if he were forgetful of righteousness because of beauty, I would be willing to drive a luxury car and live in a villa in my next life." Bai Bufan spread his hands with a smile.

Bai Bufan turned his head and continued to follow Lin Li's figure, while Wang Ze waited for the arrival of the second place.

After nearly half a minute, Du Hansi finally arrived at his position.

"Hansi, you come on too, I saw you ran very fast in the first lap, I thought you were going to explode, why are you pulling now? You wouldn't be unable to do it already, right?"

Seeing Du Hansi somewhat exhausted, and his breathing obviously a bit out of control, Wang Ze mocked.

Du Hansi heard this, even colder than Lin Li, maintained a strange calmness, didn't even nod, but kept staring at Wang Ze until he reached the limit of looking back while running.

Wang Ze: "?"

Wang Ze swallowed a mouthful of saliva, is... is it an illusion?

Why... did he perceive killing intent in Du Hansi's eyes? ——

At the beginning of the month, there is a monthly ticket lottery, asking for March monthly tickets~

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 264 =====