Chapter 272

Thousands of words finally gathered into a sentence "show me your pussy".

Bai Bufan, Zhou Bao, and Lin Li's morality and sense of humor were fighting.

Sense of humor won completely, morality was killed in seconds.

It must be that the sense of humor is too strong, not that morality is too weak, definitely.

Therefore, the three looked at each other, just one look, and it was a deafening burst of laughter.

"Wang Ze! Awesome! You fucker started at zero frames!"

"Good news, you have a real fan girl, bad news, you probably don't have one now."

People's joys and sorrows are not connected, Wang Ze only felt they were a bit noisy, some people are alive, but actually already dead.

Wang Ze walked toward the fence step by step and raised his left leg.

"Don't! Don't think about it!" Lin Li's hair stood on end when he saw this, and he immediately rushed up in three steps.

"Don't jump!"

After grabbing his phone back, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief after surviving the disaster.

Slightly calming down, Lin Li asked his phone with concern: "Phone, are you okay? It's my fault, I shouldn't have handed you to someone else, almost let you commit suicide with someone else."

Wang Ze, who was still maintaining the leg-raising posture: "..."

Your mother.

Lin Li, this animal.

"Lin Li, I heard that eating poisonous mushrooms by mistake will kill you, then what if I eat them on purpose? Will I not die?" Wang Ze retracted his foot, decided to change a way to die, and said expectantly: "Come, come, get me some raw mushrooms, I must eat them happily today!"

What a desperate atmosphere.

Looking at this scene, the three took a step forward and patted Wang Ze's shoulder: "Condolences."

"People always have to die, either lighter than a feather, or lighter than a feather." Bai Bufan also said sorrowfully.

"Fuck, Bai Bufan, you fucker are the most damnable, still laughing at me here! What should I do! Fuck! Ah ah ah! You fucker give me back my pure love! My senior sister! Senior sister! No, not just senior sister, my life at Nansang Middle School is also completely ruined!"

Wang Ze knelt on the ground, beating the ground in pain, wailing miserably.

"No, hurry up and explain, still barking like a dog here." Lin Li kicked Wang Ze's butt, "If barking like a dog was useful, Bufan wouldn't be a piece of trash long ago."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Right, right!" Wang Ze heard this and took out his phone fiercely. After operating for a few seconds, he covered his face with both hands again: "Finished... she not only deleted me, but also blocked me."

"Then give me the QQ number, I'll go add her and help you explain." Lin Li said upon hearing this.

"Okay, okay, okay!" Wang Ze heard this and hurriedly copied the QQ number and sent it to Lin Li.

The mission to save Private Wang Ze is imminent.

The other party neatly passed Lin Li's friend application, and then Lin Li explained the reason why Wang Ze did this in text and voice, and forwarded the chat record between Wang Ze and Little Bear Gummy to this senior sister to see as evidence.

Under the joint explanation of the four, the senior sister also knew the truth. Not only did she unblock and re-add Wang Ze, but she also contacted the confession wall and asked them to delete the post that had already been published.

Because Lin Li saw it just after it was published, the post actually hadn't been published for long, and there weren't many likes, so it shouldn't make Wang Ze a famous figure.

Still can live.

"Saved—" Looking at the disappearance of the post, Wang Ze leaned weakly on Zhou Bao, tiredly, "Great."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows: Did you save it?

Bai Bufan nodded and raised his head again: Saved, what about you?

Lin Li nodded: Also saved.

Silent messages were passed, and the two smiled at each other.

Zhou Bao looked at this scene and patted Wang Ze's shoulder comfortingly. This child was happy too early.

"Wang Ze, hurry up and strike while the iron is hot, say that to express your apology for this misunderstanding, invite her to dinner or milk tea to develop, this time it's a real senior sister, not Bai Bufan." Not in a hurry to use the screenshot, Lin Li poked Wang Ze and suggested: "Do you still want to pour trash into the river?"

"Eh?! Oh right right!" Wang Ze, who survived the disaster, sat up in shock from his dying illness, took his phone and started typing.

"She said she was also embarrassed, didn't ask much and deleted it, said she should invite me, what should I say now, should I insist on inviting her? Brothers, give some advice." Half a minute later, Wang Ze looked up at the three and sought advice.

Bai Bufan: "This senior sister is actually willing to spend money on you? Flirting with men, down-to-earth, she doesn't suit you, Wang Ze, I'll say a motherly word, it's most appropriate for you to delete her."

Zhou Bao: "What are you eating, can you take me?"

"Who stipulated that you can only date once? Then you can say that you both owe each other a meal or milk tea, and invite each other once. You can agree to let her invite you this time, so the initiative for the second time is in your hands, and you can play freely." Lin Li answered after thinking.

"If you like her, invite her seriously, if she's not your cup of tea, just go through the motions."

Wang Ze widened his eyes, kicked away the two useless pieces of trash, Bai Bufan and Zhou Bao, walked to Lin Li, rubbed his eyes and looked at him repeatedly several times.

Like meeting for the first time.

"Fuck, Lin Li, you can still do this? So you are actually a hidden rotten crotch? Not a virgin since birth at all?" Wang Ze asked in surprise.

"Isn't this basic EQ, idiot." Lin Li sneered.

"Military advisor, father-in-law! Please bestow "Chu Shi Biao" upon Ze'er! Ze'er guarantees to follow it absolutely like Adou!" Wang Ze approved.

"If you have Liu Chan's attitude, it's not impossible to teach you everything." Lin Li stroked his non-existent beard.

"What does that mean?" Over there, the exchange started, Zhou Bao asked Bai Bufan beside him.

"Liu Chan respects and listens to Zhuge Liang very much, and regards the "Chu Shi Biao" left by Zhuge Liang as a golden rule. You say he is not smart, he used everyone on the "Chu Shi Biao", you say he is smart, he only uses people on the "Chu Shi Biao".

Jiang Wei: Minister has a plan.

Liu Chan: Wait, let me see, hmm, "Chu Shi Biao" doesn't have you, take the plan back.

That's probably the concept, but Liu Chan is also quite awesome, he didn't destroy the country until he used up everyone on the "Chu Shi Biao". Because of the idiom "happy and not thinking of Shu", thinking he is purely trash is not the case. If Yue Fei had Liu Chan as his monarch, he would have killed happily."

Bai Bufan, a little expert on the Three Kingdoms, explained to Zhou Bao upon hearing this.

"Oh oh." Zhou Bao nodded.

A few seconds later, Zhou Bao looked at Bai Bufan again and raised a question: "I also memorized "Chu Shi Biao", I remember the first sentence mentioned the late emperor, why didn't Liu Chan reuse the late emperor?"

Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

Is, is this question correct?

"I fucker must see what exactly is in your head!" Bai Bufan rolled up his sleeves and prepared to do it, "Treating Liu Chan as a necromancer? That's too over the top!"

After promising to escort the low-EQ Wang Ze when he had time, the three Lin Li walked into the classroom.

"Why did Old Jian call you away?" Just after entering the classroom, Chen Tianming, who was sitting by the back door, asked curiously.

"Rounding it up, it can be considered as filming a detective series." Bai Bufan answered.

Chen Tianming: "?"

Let's speak Chinese.

"Actually, we just punished the takeout thief..."

There was no need to hide anything anymore, so Lin Li generously told what happened today.

It's even better if it spreads.

Returning to his seat to look at his phone, continuing to flip through the confession wall to search for possible enemies, Lin Li unexpectedly found that he was also quite valuable, and actually put together a whole post about himself on the confession wall.

System, you did a good job.

The post was published after six o'clock in the evening, and there were quite a few comments below. Apart from some praise and recognition from strangers, there were also a few acquaintances.

"Qin Zeyu: He's my buddy, pretty girls can add me first to send photos, I'll review them and push them to you."

Qin Zeyu even sucks the blood of his buddies in the back row, making war money, he's really not a human, right.

"Little Bear Gummy: Indeed, no need to fish or add, heard he already has someone he likes, seems to be called Little Bear Gummy."

"Are you sick? Copying this too?" Seeing this ID, Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and laughed and scolded.

Lin Li wanted to see this text, but it would be even better if it wasn't posted by Little Bear Gummy.

And Bai Bufan turned his head to look at Lin Li, with teasing on his face: "Lin Li, I just posted this, but guess, in the two minutes after I posted this comment, who visited my space?"

Lin Li took the phone directly.

"Ying"

"19.44 visited your space."

Seems like someone was patrolling this post that had been posted for more than an hour.

Lin Li smiled, returned the phone to Bai Bufan, and replied to Little Bear Gummy with "Love you baby~".

A few minutes later, a message popped up in the "Three People and One Dog" group chat.

"Ding Sihan: "Picture", @Lin Li, who is this, who is this, who is this? Your friend?"

"Lin Li: Not a friend, it's the dog I raised."

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, your mother is a bitch."

"Chen Yuying: "Little Bear pokes head"."

The next day, Friday.

On the last day of the sports meet, Class 4 didn't have many events left to participate in.

Either the events had already achieved good results and ended, or they didn't advance to today's finals.

Lin Li's events today were basically the last events for Class 4, the relay race preliminaries in the morning and the relay race finals in the afternoon—the latter if there was one.

But it should be no problem. After all, Class 4 has himself and Wang Ze, and Chen Tianming and Qin Zeyu don't run slowly either.

Arriving at the class base, Wang Ze was focused on looking at his phone.

"Chatting so devotedly?" Taking a look, sure enough, he was still chatting with the senior sister.

"I think this senior sister is quite good." Wang Ze raised his eyes and said embarrassedly.

"Good where?"

"Good that she is really a woman."

Lin Li: "..." It can be seen that the psychological shadow Bai Bufan caused Wang Ze is really not small.

"There are no photos in her posts either." Lin Li has this senior sister's QQ, so he is clear about it, "How dare you assume her gender? Be careful if you are not satisfied after meeting."

"We'll see if I'm not satisfied, enjoy this emotional value for now." Wang Ze said indifferently, "I've already let go, it doesn't matter."

"Very good, it seems you won't become the second Chen Tianming in our class." Lin Li expressed approval.

There was still a while before the relay race started, so Lin Li sat on the side and looked at his phone to kill time.

"Excuse me, are you classmate Lin Li?"

Hearing the voice, Lin Li looked up, it was a girl he didn't know.

"It's me, is there anything?"

After the girl looked at Lin Li, she retracted her gaze, lowered her head and said shyly: "Lin Li, I like you..."

"Such a coincidence?" Lin Li was a bit excited upon hearing this.

And the girl's eyes brightened even more, her words even trembling a bit: "So you also like..."

!

"Right, I also like myself," Lin Li gave a thumbs up, "You have a really good eye."

Wang Ze was choked by his own saliva and coughed crazily.

Chen Yuying, who was chatting with Ding Sihan with her back to the class base not far away, also started to tremble.

Girl: "... Thanks."

Is he sick.

It's okay, he's handsome, being sick is also acceptable.

Remember, being handsome and sick is a crazy beauty, being ugly and sick is a plague goblin.

"Then, can you give me your contact information so we can develop?" The girl continued.

Lin Li: "Sorry, maybe not."

"Why?"

Lin Li: "Do you want to hear low EQ or high EQ."

The girl who had already anticipated the ending still hoped to hear a comfortable way of rejection: "... High EQ."

"I'm gay."

Wang Ze's breath that he had just smoothed out couldn't come down again, and Chen Yuying's shoulders were no better.

"... Sorry to bother you." The other party also understood Lin Li's meaning, apologized, and left disappointedly.

"Sorry." Lin Li also anthropomorphically shouted at the other party's back after she left.

"Lin Li, aren't you afraid that the fact that you are gay will appear on the confession wall later?" Wang Ze, who had a previous example, looked at Lin Li and said with a smile.

"That can only prove she doesn't have high EQ. Normal people should understand this is a tactful rejection. If I'm hung up, I'll clarify it. Let's go, let's go check in."

Afternoon.

The morning preliminaries advanced as expected, and after looking at the specific results of the 20 classes, with Lin Li holding back, Class 4 could rank fourth, but it wasn't far from the first. The results of the four classes were very close.

Sprinting is not long-distance running, the results cannot be controlled very meticulously, and there are always people recording competition videos. If you are not careful, you might be taken to be sliced, so Lin Li couldn't use his full strength.

There is also good news. In the morning, Lin Li specifically paid attention to the sophomore preliminaries, and that rival sports student who was also expected to break two school records, his class didn't even enter the finals.

Therefore, the extra reward for the task should be a sure thing, but it hasn't been settled automatically yet, probably waiting for the official completion of the finals or the end of the school sports meet.

Lin Li returned to the class base.

"Another confession?" Wang Ze raised his eyes and asked.

—Lin Li was just called away, not just arrived.

And from morning until now, several girls or girls' friends have come to find Lin Li.

"Hmm." Lin Li nodded.

"How did you answer this time."

"She chose the low EQ one, so I said 'I know, let her go back and wait for notification'."

"Fuck, you fucker became an HR, right." Wang Ze laughed and scolded.

"Damn, the dry ones are dry to death, the flooded ones are flooded to death. The girl just now was quite pretty, and you rejected her so decisively? Lin Li, hateful!" Wang Ze then said with some heartache, "If my senior sister looked like that, I would be satisfied."

"Think on the bright side, maybe it's your senior sister." Lin Li comforted.

Wang Ze: "?"

"What kind of thinking on the bright side is this? If it really is, she's a sea queen, I'm just a spare tire among spare tires, right?"

"Lin Li, rejected again?" And Ding Sihan also teased and asked at this time.

"That's how it is."

"How many have you rejected today until now?"

"Four."

In one day, there were four girls who dared to take the initiative to contact him, which is already a lot.

"Why reject them, Wang Ze is right, aren't there a few pretty ones?" Ding Sihan elongated her tone and asked with a slow smile.

Lin Li smiled lightly, then looked at Ding Sihan, his eyes affectionate: "Because I'm waiting for you."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"I, am waiting for the day you confess to me, Little Ding Ding." Lin Li emphasized again.

Ding Sihan broke away from her daze, then hid behind Chen Yuying beside her, and said to Lin Li 'shyly': "Lin Li, I, I... I like you..."

"Great, five."

Lin Li snapped his fingers, his eyes changed from affectionate to raw, and he walked to his seat with satisfaction, nodding with relief: "This number sounds much more comfortable, thank you, Little Ding Ding."

The class base was silent at first, then burst into laughter.

Although she had some guesses, Ding Sihan was still annoyed and got up to chase Lin Li: "So you fucker were waiting to reject me!"

"Actually, I didn't reject you, just purely humiliating you."

"Yingbao, do you think, when I take my prison photo, is it better to hold my ID card like this, or like this?" Ding Sihan stopped chasing and asked Chen Yuying for her opinion on photography.

Lin Li: "?"

No way, Ding Sihan is preparing to become a prison-style girl, so Lin Li ran faster.

After running a lap and shaking off Ding Sihan who confessed to him, Lin Li ran back and sat in Ding Sihan's seat.

"Monitor, I've requisitioned this seat, you sit next to me, if anyone else wants to find me, they shouldn't have the courage." Lin Li leaned back and said lazily.

"Then sit." Chen Yuying, who was watching a variety show, nodded with a smile.

Lin Li took a look at the phone screen on the table, so he stretched out a hand, and Chen Yuying saw it and knowingly put one of her earphones into his hand.

Ding Sihan, who finally caught up: "?"

"What about me?"

Wang Yuezhi passed by at this time, his left pocket slightly bulging with a spherical object, inexplicably attracting Ding Sihan.

Seems... something is summoning her.

"Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!"

"Charge!"

Amidst the cheering and shouting on both sides of the track, Wang Ze, as the fourth leg, crossed the finish line and took first place.

【Do your best... proportional to at least two (3/1; 3/2)】

"Wow!"

Wang Ze hammered his chest, rushed to the first leg, Lin Li who had returned to the finish line, and then gave a forceful high-five.

Lin Li still didn't use his full strength, his speed was only half a second faster than in the morning.

But after running his leg, Lin Li manipulated the wind to make everyone increase their speed. Plus the gap with the first place wasn't big, the three of them should have also exploded, taking first place wasn't unexpected.

The task is still not completed, it seems it really has to wait for the school sports meet to end completely.

"We seem to be the total score first, right? Even if the second women's 4x100 takes first, they can't surpass us." Wang Ze said excitedly after drinking half a bottle of water in one breath.

Class 4's women's relay race didn't advance to the finals, so all the competition events for Class 4 in this sports meet have ended.

But after taking this first place, they have already pulled a score gap that even a record-breaking performance can't surpass from the second place.

"Right." So Lin Li nodded with a smile.

"Class 4 Class 4—" Wang Ze raised one hand high and shouted loudly.

Silence.

The girls didn't react, and among the boys, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and the others didn't speak. Zhou Bao wanted to speak, but his mouth was covered by Bai Bufan.

"..."

"..."

Wang Ze: "..."

Fuck, no one responded, so awkward.

This group of animals.

"Reply one!! Brother, reply one! Let's be more passionate and youthful? Don't mess with me like this..." Wang Ze gritted his teeth and prayed to the people around him.

"Then let's do it again." Looking at Wang Ze's awkward look, everyone laughed heartily, Lin Li said.

"Class 4 Class 4—" Wang Ze raised his left hand high again.

"Class 4 Class 4, Class 4 Class 4! Class 4 Class 4, Class 4 Class 4!" The gathered boys finally cheered with laughter, and the girls also followed.

The youth and passion Wang Ze longed for had a response at this moment, resounding through the track.

(End of chapter)