Chapter 273

"Is there anyone who didn't get a gold medal after participating in the event? I have three here, do you three want one each? Anyway, for me, there are probably six more to get in sophomore and junior year, but I'm afraid you won't have the chance."

Lin Li mocked the "three", not even letting Chen Yuying go.

So it's deserved to be kicked, just short of closing the door and letting Bufan out.

Because all the events for Freshman Class 4 have been completed, the next thing to do is to wait for other events in the school to end before holding the closing ceremony. So after receiving the awards, everyone returned to the class base and started cleaning up in advance.

Every class has the responsibility to restore the class base after the sports meet. Needless to say, trash, tables and chairs also need to be moved back by themselves.

And now that it's cleaned up in advance, they can go home early when the closing ceremony ends.

"Can this kind of glass bottle be used for anything after drinking? It feels different from a plastic bottle, it's a pity to throw it away."

Cleaning up the drawer, Ding Sihan held a transparent glass bottle in her hand, hesitating whether to throw it into the trash bag, and asked everyone.

It was originally honeysuckle dew, but now the label on the outside had been torn clean by Ding Sihan when she was bored. It looked very clear, and could even be used as a small vase.

"I have an idea for this." Lin Li, whose spirit animal is a spotted dog, looked over.

"Does *anyone* have a suggestion?" Ding Sihan emphasized the word "any".

Haha, isolating Bai Bufan, so bad.

Lin Li patted Bai Bufan's shoulder pitifully, then raised his hand and said confidently: "Yes, yes, me, me!"

Ding Sihan lived up to being a descendant of the deaf, still didn't hear.

Useless things.

Lin Li sighed, then had to point at Wang Yuezhi: "Wang Yuezhi said he has a suggestion."

Ding Sihan looked at Wang Yuezhi upon hearing this.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

"Me, what suggestion do I have? I have no suggestion." Wang Yuezhi looked confused.

"The formula can be applied, Yuezhi, don't forget the method I taught you to relieve anxiety." Lin Li reminded in a low voice.

Wang Yuezhi was stunned for a moment, then understood, and looked at Ding Sihan with twitching corners of his mouth: "Lin Li means, this glass bottle, if you know how to smoke, you can use it as an ashtray. If you don't know how to smoke, you can learn to smoke first, and then use it as an ashtray."

Ding Sihan: "..."

See, the choice to ignore Lin Li's suggestion must be correct.

Lin Li is quite reliable, but it's unlikely Lin Li is reliable.

But Ding Sihan now realizes what this glass bottle is useful for. It actually matches Lin Li's brain quite well. It must be very beautiful to smash it on Lin Li's head.

"Eh, don't say, the glass bottle is indeed very suitable as an ashtray, the size of the honeysuckle dew bottle mouth is also quite suitable for flicking ash," Wang Ze nodded upon hearing this, and even made a gesture of flicking ash, evaluating:

"It's also very convenient to clean, and can be recycled. Ding Sihan, you can really learn to smoke."

Ding Sihan: "..."

There are quite a few heads that the glass bottle fits, and it's hard to choose.

"Not brother, you really know how?" Lin Li looked at Wang Ze upon hearing this.

"I know how to smoke, but I just know, I don't like it at all," Wang Ze nodded and shook his head, "I usually only smoke during the New Year."

"Why are you learning this? Also for women's panties?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"What is called for women's panties, this is too perverted." Wang Ze didn't understand and was stunned.

"To show off."

Wang Ze: "..."

Fuck.

Many people who learn to smoke at a young age are not for so-called pleasure or stress relief. Most people have what kind of pressure, it's purely to give others a feeling of being very capable and having experienced a lot in society.

When being whipped by family members with a belt, they still have to be stubborn and say, you'll understand when you get to my age.

Wang Ze definitely doesn't have an addiction. In fact, Lin Li and others have never seen him smoke, and haven't even smelled smoke on him.

"I'm not that bored, I learned to smoke from my dad." Wang Ze shook his head.

"Your dad taught you to smoke?" Bai Bufan, who was also curious on the side, was stunned upon hearing this.

The Wang family has something.

"Yeah, when I was a kid, I set off firecrackers during the New Year, and I kept asking him for a lighter. He was annoyed, so he lit a cigarette for me. I asked him what to do if it went out, and he said just take a puff when it's about to go out." Wang Ze nodded, "Then I learned, occasionally have one when setting off firecrackers during the New Year, and don't touch it at all usually."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

Filial piety in the opposite direction.

Lin Li is indeed hearing this way of learning to smoke for the first time.

Wasn't Wang Ze's dad whipped into the air by his grandpa?

"Then we really have to be careful if we meet Wang Ze during the New Year. This kid might really use a cigarette butt to burn my butt." Bai Bufan said vigilantly.

"Easy thing, burning your Barrett is fine too." Wang Ze waved his hand politely, a small effort not worth mentioning.

"I thought it was brought by other sports students." Lin Li clicked his tongue, "Didn't expect it to be this way, awesome."

"Sports students do smoke quite a lot, junior high was very serious, now Nansang also has it, a few seniors are still a bit addicted, often smoking in the dormitory or toilet." Wang Ze nodded, then his smile couldn't stop, winking:

"I tell you, there is a senior in his third year of high school, he once, secretly smoked with someone in the toilet, and the grade director suddenly broke in.

But the grade director didn't see who exactly was smoking. Seeing no one admitted it, he told everyone to squat down and smell their fingers one by one to see who had the heaviest smoke smell.

And at this moment, my senior had a genius idea in his mind, so he took advantage of the director not paying attention and secretly picked his asshole.

—He said he still can't forget the ferocious and terrifying expression on the grade director's face when he picked up his hand."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

The crime doesn't deserve this.

Treating the grade director like Wang Yuhui?

It seems sports students not only have good skills, but also have many tricks.

While continuing to listen to the gossip about sports students that Wang Ze knew, and cleaning up the not-so-much trash, the sundries at the class base were quickly cleaned up.

The rest is to move the tables and chairs back to the art building.

This time there is no need for Xue Jian to pull strong men, the boys are also very active, moving back whatever they moved here.

There is no need to pour the water under the parasol into the toilet, Lin Li just treated it as watering the lawn here.

Mainly Bao refused to drink, this child is becoming more and more picky.

"Thank you, move, you sun-shading thing." After pouring the water and putting away the parasol, Lin Li said thank you to the advertisement on it.

"Eh, Lin Li, you say it's understandable to do advertisements for these things, they are commonly used in life. Look at the parasol of Class 11, Grade 3, the advertisement on it is actually Rolex. Who is this kind of advertisement for?

For the leaders in the school? It can't be us poor brothers, right?"

Wang Ze, who was moving tables and chairs to the art building, looked at the parasols of other classes around and asked curiously.

"Idiot, luxury advertisements are used to eliminate illiteracy. You have to let everyone know that this thing is very expensive, otherwise when the rich wear it, how do you know it's a good thing, and how can you let the poor provide emotional value to the rich?" Lin Li sneered upon hearing this.

"Oh! Fuck! Makes sense!" Wang Ze suddenly realized and understood instantly.

Great, the poor finally have a use.

"The rich are really good~" Wang Ze then sighed.

"The poor have the poor's way of living, Wang Ze, haven't you heard, the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, if you have no money, play with birds, nothing to do, masturbate on the bed, comfortable for one second is one second." Lin Li comforted in a low voice.

Wang Ze: "..."

That's very comfortable.

"Speaking of luxury goods, do you know the world's top three famous watches?" Bai Bufan, who had been listening on the side, asked at this time.

"You say." Lin Li and Wang Ze looked over.

"Richard Mille, 6.888 million yuan; Patek Philippe, 888,000 yuan," Bai Bufan paused, and continued mysteriously, "Jiangxi old watch, 388,000 yuan."

"Is there something strange mixed in."

Lin Li and Wang Ze initially thought Bai Bufan was sharing serious knowledge, but it turned out to be dumplings wrapped in vinegar, so they laughed and scolded.

"Don't laugh, you probably don't know, the record holder for the most exaggerated bride price in history is Emperor Sima Rui of the Eastern Jin Dynasty marrying a Jiangxi woman. At that time, the woman's family wanted Jingzhou and Jiaozhou!

Just ask you if Jiangxi old watch can be counted as a famous watch." Bai Bufan continued to popularize science.

Wang Ze, Lin Li: "..."

Haji Xi, wanting two states for a bride price, the local brothers in Haji Xi are really pitiful, what kind of life they are living.

"Lin Li, no activities this weekend, right? My dad just asked me if I'm going home this week. If there are no activities, I'll let my dad drive to pick me up and not stay at school." On the way back from the art building, Bai Bufan asked.

"I'm going for a full-body physical examination. If you want to go together, stay at school, I can still pay for the expenses." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan upon hearing this and said indifferently.

"Go for a physical exam?" Bai Bufan frowned.

This form of entertainment is still a bit too niche.

"Right, still the same sentence, don't worry about money, you know, I'm a newly promoted rich brother, and who heard that physical exams are very worth it? Some people check out six diseases for two hundred yuan, the cost-effectiveness is full, really not going?" Lin Li smiled and tempted.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"What the fuck is this cost-effectiveness!?"

"So go or not, even if you want to go, I have to see if I can help you make an appointment for tomorrow. If I can't make an appointment, you'd better roll home." Because the package is expensive, Lin Li has a dedicated customer service for the physical examination agency, and the reply won't be slow.

Bai Bufan scratched his head, thought for a while, and nodded: "Then you ask, there's nothing to do when I go back, just test my physical health, see if I need to adjust the frequency of masturbation."

"Okay." "Asked, can." The dedicated customer service replied very quickly, Lin Li raised his head and said.

"Okay, then I'll stay at school." Bai Bufan also nodded very simply, took out his phone, and should be sending a message to his family saying they don't need to come.

When Lin Li and the others came back slowly, the last event of the sports meet, the women's relay race for the third year of high school, had also ended. The starting platform and award platform on the track had all been removed, and the "Athlete's March" sounded again on the broadcast.

The closing ceremony has begun.

"Old Jian is here, need to organize the team, go line up." As the sports committee member, Wang Ze saw this and ran toward the position where the class students gathered, starting to organize the team.

"It's only three-thirty in the afternoon, but the school dismissal time notified in the parent group is five o'clock, fuck, I already anticipated that the closing ceremony will also be very boring." After lining up, Bai Bufan sighed.

Because mobile phones are not allowed at the closing ceremony either.

"It's okay, I'm here." Lin Li brushed his hair handsomely, "I can do tricks for you."

"Lin Li, stand at the front of the class team." Xue Jian's voice appeared suddenly, "Bufan, your position remains unchanged."

Lin Li: "..."

!

Turning his head, it was Xue Jian who walked straight over after seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan appear.

"Teacher, the general is outside, the monarch's order is not... accepted, I accept!" After saying a few words, seeing Xue Jian suspected of wanting to punish students, Lin Li could only walk to the front of the team dejectedly.

Looking back every step, leaving in Bai Bufan's heartbroken eyes.

Why is there always someone in this world who wants to break up lovers.

Taking advantage of being able to play with mobile phones now, the two had their final exchange.

"Bai Bufan: Damn Xue Jian, actually broke us up."

"Lin Li: Indeed."

"Monitor, why are you in the first row too?" When Lin Li walked to the first row, he found that apart from the annoying Wang Ze, there was also the eye-pleasing Chen Yuying, negative positive gets positive, and asked in surprise.

"Because I have to go up to receive the award later," Chen Yuying responded, "Why did you come up?"

"According to risk..." Lin Li cleared his throat and prepared to cast a spell.

"I know, you stand next to me." Chen Yuying smiled, shushed with an index finger, and moved aside.

Xue Jian is the best class teacher in the world!

No one is allowed to hate Xue Jian!

"Lin Li retracted a message."

"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, you pay attention, if you dare to say one more bad word about Old Jian, I will beat the shit out of you, and won't let you eat it!"

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Teacher, I love you the most."

Xue Jian, who walked to the front to signal that everyone could go, but was suddenly praised by Lin Li: "?"

"Don't get close, be honest!"

"In this beautiful season of clear autumn and fruitful results, the 51st Nansang Middle School Sports Meet has come to a successful conclusion. Here, on behalf of the school, I would like to express my sincerest gratitude and warmest congratulations to all participating athletes, referees, staff, and all teachers and students..."

Familiar position, familiar row of school leaders, familiar closing speech.

Boring to death, Wang Ze, who was holding the class sign, yawned.

And I don't know if it's an illusion, Xue Jian and the grade director of the first year, one on the left of the team and one on the right, seem to be staring at Freshman Class 4.

Don't know who they are guarding against.

"Eh, Lin Li..." Taking advantage of the short gap when the teacher was slightly away, Wang Ze turned his head to find his buddy to kill time.

Only to see the two behind him were lowering their heads at this moment, with smiles on their faces.

What are they laughing at, Wang Ze's gaze also looked over curiously.

Chen Yuying's sports shoe tip quietly poked out a step, accurately stepping on the head of Lin Li's elongated shadow, while Lin Li shook his shoulders exaggeratedly, leaning slightly to the side, and the shadow on the ground slid away by half an inch.

Chen Yuying pursed her smile and pursued relentlessly. The sunlight passed through her ponytail that was raised when she shook her head, weaving the shadow of her hair into a dense net, covering Lin Li's shaking shadow shoulders, as if leaning on them.

Back and forth like this.

Wang Ze: "..."

And hearing Wang Ze's voice, both of them raised their heads to look at Wang Ze.

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Lin Li asked suspiciously.

What's wrong?

Still asking what's wrong?

I eat lemons!

Lin Li, I really ate lemons!

What the hell are you two playing with a broken shadow!

"I'm bored." Wang Ze gritted his teeth and answered honestly.

"What does it have to do with me?" Lin Li asked even more suspiciously, "I'm not bored."

"Then you are this, nothing, you continue." Wang Ze maintained a polite smile, gave a thumbs up, nodded, and turned to face the front.

I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car.

Lin Li turned his head, but Chen Yuying had already slightly turned her body, hands folded behind her back, it seems she wasn't playing anymore.

Lin Li just smiled faintly and patted Wang Ze's shoulder: "Wang Ze, bored, right?"

"Hmm yeah."

"Then I'll tell you a story to kill time?" Lin Li said.

"Great, is it time for red stone again! Say it, what red stone do you intend to make me eat this time?" Wang Ze nodded fiercely, rubbing his hands expectantly and asking.

Great! Can eat red stone!

"This story can be considered borrowing scenery to express emotion, borrowing objects to express people. Monitor, don't eavesdrop, this story is not suitable for you." After warning Chen Yuying, Lin Li smiled and told the story to Wang Ze:

"One day, the sun called the grass.

Sun: Hey, fuck your mother? I fuck.

Grass: I fuck, who are you?

Sun: I fuck.

Grass: I fuck, who the hell are you?

Sun: I fuck, are you grass?

Grass: Fuck, who the hell are you, I fuck.

Sun: I fuck, I fuck!

Sun's mother grabbed the phone at this time, Wang Ze, do you know what Sun's mother said?

She said: Grass, I fuck her mother, fuck your mother okay?"

Wang Ze: "(; o_o)?"

Three seconds later, laughter poured out, Wang Ze used the class sign as a fulcrum, lying on it and starting to twitch with laughter.

It's not that this story is very funny, it's just that thinking of what Lin Li said at the beginning of the story about borrowing objects to express people, Wang Ze realized that Lin Li, this b, told this story purely to scold himself for disturbing his mood, which made it feel funny.

Look, anxious again.

Young people are still too impatient.

"Now, please call the class name, send a representative to the stage to receive the award, Freshman Class 4, Freshman Class 7..."

It was time for the award ceremony, Chen Yuying patted her cheeks with both hands to suppress the laughter, and walked toward the podium with light steps.

Wang Ze turned his head, his hands suddenly behind his back, raised his heels, moved gently, and stepped on Lin Li's shadow with his toes, looking at him shyly.

Lin Li: "?"

After stepping on it several times, seeing Lin Li didn't react, Wang Ze raised his head, his eyes innocent and even with a bit of purity, clamping his voice: "Lin Li brother, don't you hide~"

Lin Li: "..."

How disgusting Bai Bufan is to Wang Ze, now Wang Ze is just as disgusting to Lin Li.

Lin Li hugged his arms, looked at Wang Ze, and sneered, "Where did this retard come from? Get lost and play somewhere else."

"Hahaha—" Wang Ze laughed.

This laughter was loud, and Xue Jian and Zhao Hai were attracted again.

And at the end of the class team, Bai Bufan, who was bored to death, was almost jumping over the wall.

What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, take me with you!

Old Jian! I hate you!

"Finally, let us congratulate all the collectives and individuals who won awards with warm applause again! Let us look forward to more wonderful performances at next year's sports meet!

Now I announce—Nansang Middle School 51st School Sports Meet, successfully—closed!"

Following the principal's high-pitched and elongated voice, two more fireworks with colorful smoke tails soared from both sides of the podium, and the track was filled with applause.

The sports meet is over.

(End of chapter)