Chapter 278

"What's wrong, Doctor Pan?"

Looking at the doctor's name badge, Lin Li asked in confusion.

Why doesn't this badge list a surname?

And the other doctor, who had been laughing ever since Lin Li entered and called out "Doctor Pan," could no longer hold it in upon hearing Lin Li still calling her that; she crouched down trembling, her laughter simply unable to stop.

Jin Lian: "?"

No way, bro? Still calling her?

"Mr. Lin! My surname is Jin! My given name is a single character, Lian, one character! One! Lian! Symbolizing purity, elegance, resilience, and auspiciousness, implying noble character, rising from the mud unstained! My surname is not Pan! My ancestors, generation after generation, have absolutely nothing to do with Pan, and the clan genealogy doesn't show a single person surnamed Pan!"

Jin Lian clenched both hands, nearly tearing off her own name badge.

Not explaining would have been better; once she explained, Chen Yuying, who had been bewildered behind her, after a brief silence, also crouched on the ground covering her face and started laughing.

Her black hair swayed with her body's trembling, her laughter crisp, rippling through the air in rings.

Sweeter than the doctor's laughter, nicer to hear, more pleasant to listen to!

"Mr. Lin! I'm explaining to you!"

As for the culprit of this vortex, Lin Li, who finally came to his senses from the laughter, was indeed a bit embarrassed.

Damn Wang Ze, go read your comments!

If it weren't for this guy causing him to have that subconscious association with the story of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing that must not be spoken, how would this misunderstanding have happened?

"Pan... Doctor Jin, sorry, really sorry, my fault." Admitting his mistake and correcting it, Lin Li said sheepishly.

No wonder from the moment he entered, Lin Li felt this doctor's attitude toward him wasn't too good, faintly hostile and malicious.

He originally thought this doctor disliked handsome young men; turns out she dislikes handsome young idiots.

Haha, misunderstanding, my bad.

Doctor Jin pushed up her glasses, which had been knocked askew by anger, then waved her hand, continued toward the diagnostic instrument, sat in the chair before it, and sighed:

"Forget it, it's fine, not the first time I've been called that. Since you're here for a check-up at our institution, didn't you go do the routine check-up downstairs? Only planning to do an ultrasound?"

"I did, bought a package there too." Lin Li followed behind and answered upon hearing this.

"Did you do the internal medicine examination?" Doctor Jin then asked.

"No, because that side requires fasting, so I came here first. Do I still need to do the internal medicine exam first before I can do the ultrasound?" Lin Li shook his head first, then asked worriedly.

Don't tell Lin Li he has to go check that first and then come back to re-queue; that would take too long.

"No need," Doctor Jin waved her hand upon hearing this, then inexplicably chuckled lightly, her mood much improved as she said: "Just asking casually. Don't forget to go check later. Now, the important thing is, let's get on the bed first."

Such an ambiguous thing to say.

Monitor, sorry, I'm getting on the bed with someone else right in front of you. Lin Li gave Chen Yuying, not far away, an "I'm being forced" look, then lay down on the examination bed.

Chen Yuying returned a "Who cares about you" look.

Because it's a routine male abdominal ultrasound, Chen Yuying didn't even need to go to the waiting area to avoid suspicion.

Forget avoiding suspicion; even if she pressed up to watch, Lin Li wouldn't mind.

Of course, if she really did press up, that's another matter — he should have showered a few more times last night.

"Pull your top up to below your chest, or if you don't mind, you can simply take it off. Pull your pants down slightly to expose the abdominal area. Later I'll apply some ultrasound coupling gel on your abdomen; this is to help the probe make better contact with the skin. It might feel a bit cool, no need to panic."

"Please keep your body relaxed, don't be nervous. Wait for our instructions, such as breathing and lying posture. The whole process only takes 10-15 minutes."

The other assistant doctor had already walked over holding a bottle of medical coupling gel and said.

"Okay."

Lin Li didn't choose to take off his clothes, just pulled his abdominal clothing up.

"Nice figure." Looking at Lin Li's abdominal lines, the assistant doctor praised with a smile, while pouring the icy coupling gel onto Lin Li's abdomen.

The coupling gel is a semi-transparent gel-like colloid.

"Thanks." Lin Li patted his temporarily dry belly, returning the compliment.

Chen Yuying leaned against the cool metal doorframe of the examination room, staring intently at the flowing grayscale images on the display, yet her peripheral vision swept over Lin Li's abdomen as if drawn by a magnet.

Hmph.

During the autumn outing, the first night, Lin Li was in their room — no, accurately, in front of Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and Yu Yu, he took off his clothes and acted the hooligan; she was washing up at the time.

If Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu hadn't told her about it later, Chen Yuying wouldn't have known that before Xue Jian appeared, there was this interlude!

Hmph! Showing them, even saying they could touch, yet deliberately picking a time when she "wasn't there."

Bai Bufan definitely saw Lin Li's abs too. After all that fuss, in the "three people and a dog," she was the very, very, very last to see.

Hmph!!

Chen Yuying wrinkled her nose. This time she must look very, very seriously!

And Doctor Jin, sitting beside Lin Li, after the assistant finished applying the gel, picked up the ultrasound probe and moved it all over Lin Li's belly.

But after moving for only a few seconds, Doctor Jin looked a bit puzzled. She tilted her head to look at Lin Li: "Mr. Lin, is it my imagination? Have you been holding your breath this whole time?"

From the probe feedback, Lin Li's belly isn't soft at all right now; his muscles are tense.

"Yes, Doctor Jin." Lin Li nodded. Because he was holding his breath, his voice sounded different.

"Uh, no need for that. Ultrasound requires breath-holding, but not the whole time. You can relax and breathe naturally first. When breath-holding is needed, I'll tell you."

Upon hearing this, Jin Lian lightly tapped Lin Li's abdomen with the probe and said.

"Can't. Someone is peeking right now. If I relax, my abs won't look good or perfect. That's not what I want." Lin Li blinked and said.

Jin Lian: "?"

Doctor Jin turned her head at those words, but Chen Yuying had already resumed her arms-crossed leaning posture, gaze seriously fixed on the display as if completely uninterested. Only her reddened eartips betrayed the clue from just now.

Under the prolonged gazes of all three people including the assistant, she only lightly added: "I wasn't looking..."

Jin Lian: Total bystander, I don't believe it.

Kids these days, even flirting in an ultrasound diagnosis room.

Somewhat funny and helpless, Jin Lian patted Lin Li's abdomen: "Now no one is looking, you can relax, right? Follow my instructions, or it will affect the ultrasound results."

"Good doctor." Lin Li smiled and relaxed.

But actually, with Lin Li's current body fat percentage, even without holding his breath, it's still very obvious.

Too bad Chen Yuying, who was called out, isn't looking anymore.

Oh, fake, still looking.

……

【Seek and personally experience… (100/100; 3/4).】

The sound of the ultrasound machine operating disappeared, and the task numbers changed again.

"Alright, I took a quick look, liver, gallbladder, spleen, etc. are all fine, quite healthy. More detailed and precise results will come out in about half an hour; the public account should have already followed, right?"

"You'll get a notification later, and you can download the report yourself."

"Okay, thank you, Doctor Jin." Lin Li nodded.

Jin Lian finished the scan, then handed Lin Li a pack of medical wipes: "Wipe yourself clean."

The coupling agent doesn't volatilize, nor is it absorbed by the human body; it needs to be wiped off.

Chen Yuying, who was waiting nearby, suddenly laughed, probably recalling that one-yuan note from National Day.

Having been asked to lie down beforehand, and now asked to wipe himself clean, seeing himself so pitiful, Lin Li really didn't know how Chen Yuying could laugh.

Lacking empathy, Chen Yuying is bad.

The wipes contained wet and dry ones; Lin Li opened them, took them out, casually wiped around, and was about to put on his clothes.

"Lin Li, you didn't wipe the side of your belly clean." Chen Yuying at this moment slightly raised her chin, indicating.

Originally nodding and preparing to reach out to wipe, Lin Li paused for a moment, then lay back down on the bed, rubbing his neck:

"Ow, I got a crick in my neck from lying down, now I can't turn it, really not wiped clean? But I can't see well..."

Chen Yuying froze for a moment, then covered her mouth, laughing beautifully.

Again, this guy.

Lin Li blinked at Chen Yuying, raised the wipe toward her like last time when drinking water, muttering: "Not wiped clean feels awful, not wiped clean feels awful..."

Exhaling a breath full of laughter, Chen Yuying stepped forward.

The wipe was taken over; the last bit of coupling agent on Lin Li's body that wasn't wiped clean was casually wiped clean.

——Jin Lian received it, and Jin Lian wiped it.

Otherwise, how could it be so casual?

Thus.

Lin Li, whose mouth corner had just lifted, and Chen Yuying, who had just taken a step: "..."

Silence is tonight's Kangqiao.

No, sis, who are you?

"Well, all wiped, get up," and having done a good deed, Jin Lian asked for nothing in return, with a doctor's benevolent heart, still got up and used both hands to press Lin Li's chin, moving it left and right, questioning doubtfully:

"Really got a crick? Not likely? The pillow wasn't even tilted just now?"

"No, no, it's fine, doc! Thank! Thank! You!" Lin Li said with a smile.

I don't know why, but my teeth won't separate.

Dr. Pan, I hate you!

Come back, Brother Wu Song, someone really got controlled by you.

……

The ultrasound examination time for pregnant women is longer than a routine physical ultrasound, so although Chen Zhongping and Chen Shan went in much earlier than Lin Li, they came out at the same time.

When Chen Zhongping just stepped out, he saw Lin Li bringing his daughter out from another ultrasound treatment room, and he was dumbfounded.

Yingying, didn't you say waiting for someone to do an ultrasound is boring?

So what are you doing now?

Because Lin Li isn't human, so waiting for him isn't boring?

Chen Zhongping doesn't care, but putting himself in his sister's perspective, it's a bit uncomfortable, of course not him, he's always been indifferent, not to the point of anger, nor to the point of wanting to behead Lin Li and hang him on the city wall for public display, to be scorched and then finely chopped into minced meat, he really doesn't care.

He really doesn't care! He really doesn't care! All his damn saying he doesn't care! (╯°口°)╯︵┻━┻!!

Lin Li and Chen Yuying came out of the treatment room at the same time; those present who didn't know still thought these two had something going on.

Now, many strangers present are curiously gazing at Chen Yuying, or the abdominal area.

"The one getting the ultrasound is me, I'm here for a checkup, everyone." Lin Li also noticed this gaze, stepped forward slightly, blocked half of Chen Yuying, and explained to these onlookers:

Any possible criticism and malicious speculation, even if basically impossible to have further interaction with these people, must be nipped in the bud.

Chen Zhongping chuckled, when chopping into minced meat, can cut a few fewer strokes.

After the passersby heard and withdrew their gazes in realization, Chen Yuying walked toward Chen Shan: "Auntie, how did the checkup go?"

"Still Yingying caring for Auntie, no problems at all, the baby is developing well." Chen Shan reached out and pinched Chen Yuying's cheek, smiling: "How about your classmate?"

"Thank you, Auntie, for caring, but my baby hasn't developed yet, the doctor said the hope is small, let me prepare mentally." Lin Li replied.

Chen Shan: "..."

Who asked about your baby.

If there were hope, that day would have collapsed already?

"Then keep pressing on." Chen Shan could only smile and say.

"Press on what? Alright, the checkup is done, we should leave."

Chen Zhongping doesn't care about Lin Li's baby, it's not his family's, he now only thinks about taking Chen Yuying away from this place of right and wrong.

Ci Jian, last meeting.

From now on, the Chen family and you have nothing to do with each other!

"That class monitor, see you tomorrow, I and Bufan need to go have breakfast first." This was an expected parting, so Lin Li accepted it naturally and turned to Chen Yuying to say goodbye.

"Okay, too bad I already had breakfast today, otherwise I could have joined you for the health check." Chen Yuying also nodded slightly with regret, "See you tomorrow."

She and Chen Zhongping only came today to accompany Chen Shan, so naturally after getting up early they had breakfast before coming.

Although Chen Shan hasn't eaten anything yet today, the family has already prepared a special nutrition meal for pregnant women, and she doesn't plan to stay at the health check institution to eat.

Hearing this, Chen Zhongping felt fortunate that he and Chen Yuying had come after having breakfast.

The health check has become a recreational activity, Lin Li is truly heinous.

The cement plant still needs to be contacted, this child really needs to be checked out.

On the seats in the t corridor, Lin Li found Bai Bufan waiting to eat, so the two groups parted ways here.

"Come on, hurry up and load the chamber!" Lin Li led Bai Bufan ahead, walking quickly straight to the VIP lounge.

Just now I didn't feel hungry, but after parting with Chen Yuying, Lin Li realized belatedly, I'm actually this hungry.

And now it's actually close to nine o'clock.

Can only say it's so beautiful it's edible, I ate and forgot.

"Load the chamber? Load what chamber? Is your flight taking off again? Now? In this setting? Not appropriate?" Bai Bufan quickly followed behind, but fired off questions like a string of firecrackers.

"Everyone is a shit gun, eating is loading the chamber." Lin Li turned back, speaking deeply to Bai Bufan.

"Don't say such forcing words deeply, Lin Li! And must you say such things before breakfast!"

Bai Bufan couldn't get deep at all, stunned for a moment, then roared angrily.

"Is it really that filthy?" Lin Li, hearing this, gave a disdainful snort, shook his head, and his gaze at Bai Bufan held pity:

"Bufan, once during sage time, when I was pondering the meaning of life, do you know what answer I got?"

"I don't want to know, please, don't say it." Chi Shi Da Wang Bai Bufan, today unusually had no appetite.

"The meaning of human life, perhaps is just to keep feces warm." But Lin Li still gave the answer, this stone not red also must turn red.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Grass!!"

"VIP lounge arrived, Bufan, you squat outside to guard the door for me, I'll finish eating soon." After arriving at the destination, Lin Li turned back and said.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Forgot that my meal set is different from Lin Li's.

Then should I wait for the market Lin Li?

"Not said early! I should have gone to eat by myself first!" Bai Bufan's face redder than any sweet talk.

"Don't rush."

Lin Li smiled and stopped Bai Bufan, after a simple negotiation with the staff, they also didn't make things difficult and just let him pass.

What's wrong with bringing a pet to the VIP lounge.

However, this so-called VIP lounge is actually not that luxurious, on one side indoors, the displayed nutritional breakfast varieties are actually fewer than twenty kinds.

But Lin Li and Bai Bufan aren't picky, after simply choosing some, they took them to the table and started eating.

"Lin Li, you say this egg sliced horizontally, doesn't it look like white avocado?" Bai Bufan peeled the egg shell, casually asking.

Lin Li didn't bother to pay attention, but raised the steamed bun in his hand: "This little lobster bun tastes good, you can go get one later."

"Really or fake, I'll go get one to try." Bai Bufan got up to the self-service area, took a few buns back: "The bun varieties here are really fancy, truly everything can be a bun."

Lin Li lowered his voice, leaned forward and sternly shook his head: "I heard from a friend who works in the hospital and has insider news, arsenic can't be used to wrap buns."

Bai Bufan: "... you don't need to listen to what this friend says, indeed you can't."

"Eh, this fish-flavored shredded pork bun unexpectedly tastes really good." Bai Bufan's eyes quickly turned to surprise, looking at the bun bitten once in his hand, he praised.

Bai Bufan's chewing speed gradually became slow, then he raised his head, questioning Lin Li doubtfully:

"Lin Li, you say, clearly Jack sank to the sea bottom and died, why is it that the fish-flavored one is shredded meat?"

"Pfft—cough! cough!!"

The possibility of buns killing people is very low, but absolutely not zero.

After gulping a mouthful of milk, using a tissue to wipe crumbs off the mouth, Lin Li patted his chest to make himself a bit more comfortable.

After recovering, Lin Li raised his middle finger at Bai Bufan: "You fucking sick?"

That Jack indeed has a fishy smell.

Can only say hell jokes this thing, truly like a child with a terminal illness, never gets old.

"This also sick? Just I have curiosity alone." Bai Bufan faced the questioning, innocently shrugged.

"But I should be able to answer this question of yours." Lin Li thought for a moment, then weighed his words: "Bufan, haven't you heard that saying, give someone a rose, your hand has fishy smell, so the shredded meat definitely has fishy smell."

"Pfft—cough! cough!!"

The possibility of buns killing dogs is very low, but absolutely not zero.

After taking the milk Lin Li handed over, resting for a while to escape the fate of choking to death, Bai Bufan nodded, raised his thumb: "Reasonable, logical and evidence-based, I accept it."

Each breakfast tasted a bit, the two were soon almost full.

"Full easily leads to sleepiness, come on, Lin Li, finish the remaining items, I want to go back to school to sleep." Bai Bufan yawned, stood up and said to Lin Li.

"Mm," Lin Li nodded, forcefully sucking on the milk in his hand: "I'll leave after finishing this bottle."

"Why are you drinking so much? Eh, and I remember you said before, you have lactose intolerance, can't drink milk much? Are you drinking this much to become a jet soldier.

Although you're loading the chamber, but this gun I think it's better to go home and fire again."

Bai Bufan, hearing this, said concernedly.

"My physique has improved now, not so intolerant anymore." Lin Li shook his head.

"How is this supposed to be good? Normally, lactose intolerance is congenital, isn't it?" Bai Bufan asked doubtfully.

Of course it's because of cultivation — who among cultivators still has lactose intolerance?

Saying that out loud would be embarrassing to death.

Mortal: Immortal, immortal, do you drink milk?

Lin Li: Sorry, I don't. As an immortal, I'm lactose intolerant.

(End of chapter)