Chapter 301

These prayer words... are a little bit familiar...

But Lin Li suddenly felt it was a little reasonable.

As everyone knows, experience is a very valuable wealth.

Experienced electricians know if a wire has electricity just by touching it, and Lin Li knows what the license plate number is as soon as he sees a picture.

Give Lin Li a picture of a spinning top, and Lin Li can immediately report its license plate number as tes-369.

But actually, even if it's a picture he hasn't appreciated, just climb over the wall, open Google image search, upload the picture and search, and there is a high probability that the desired result will come out.

It's just that many people don't know how to use it.

After all, you need money to climb over the wall stably.

Lin Li is slightly proficient in this way.

Plus he is a Tieba user, and he implements the internet sharing spirit, so Lin Li often turns into a hero when the 8u's have needs and gives the answer.

Not only that, sometimes he will also post some guidance posts.

Occasionally these posts will also be popular, often occasionally.

Therefore, almost every time he logs into Tieba, the message display is 99+.

"Thank you, OP, good people live in peace" is a comment that accounts for a large proportion of them.

"..."

Although, but.

Old man, subway, mobile phone.

Lin Li, who figured everything out, now has such a complicated expression.

Then he couldn't help but want to laugh.

Maybe this is the last purity of the internet.

This is the hot-blooded bond between himself and the 8u's.

According to Shanqing Daoist, because he doesn't know how to store and use wish power yet, wish power will dissipate on its own. These prayers were prayed for him recently.

I don't know how much wish power I wasted before, it's a pity.

Therefore, for Shanqing Daoist's praise, Lin Li was rarely embarrassed, turned his head, and rubbed his neck:

"That... I do have a few pavilions in my world that help others for fun..."

"Wish power won't lie. Young and promising, at such a young age, you already have this state of mind and character. Little friend, you say, how could I think that a child like you acts for profit."

The old man's gratified look was undisguised.

"... That's right, I am such a person who likes to help others!" Lin Li's eyes gradually became firm.

Yes, this is simply me.

It's not for any senior's guidance and task rewards!

"Good child." The old man patted Lin Li on the shoulder.

"Then Grandpa, I'll go back first?" Lin Li asked.

"Okay, go back," the old man nodded, "Lin Li, can I touch you when you go back?"

"Yes." Lin Li nodded without hesitation.

Believe in his first impression, the old man has no malice toward him, and believe that the system is a great power that transcends the cultivation world.

The old man's hand was on his shoulder, a white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bathroom.

Shanqing Daoist did not appear as expected.

In the 1:160 situation, only a minute or so passed in reality.

Changing back to his home clothes, Lin Li, who already had plans in his heart, opened Guidong Self-operated and placed an order for some electronic items including laptops and mobile phones.

Although Guidong is relatively slow, it is still worth recognizing in terms of delivery.

Before he goes home tomorrow night, it will definitely be delivered to the door.

"Does the basic sword technique still need to be translated? Will my cultivation world golden finger be able to give me something better directly?"

Sitting at the desk, looking at the original copy of "Basic Sword Technique" in front of him, Lin Li fell into hesitation for a while.

Forget it, don't rush for now.

First take back the sword technique, Lin Li decided to make the wish power on him more intense.

Click on Tieba, brush posts randomly, click in when you see a help post, and give a solution seriously.

Lin Li thought about it, this efficiency is low, so he simply opened another post.

"She speaks with a childish tone: I have read countless films, if everyone has any needs for help, it is best to have pictures, if there are no pictures, clues are also fine, the OP will fulfill everyone's dreams! Help for free, just need everyone to say thank you!"

As soon as the post was sent, there was actually a reply.

"Tieba user 8xd4t: Experience +3 'sticking out tongue thumb'."

Lin Li: "..."

This is very Tieba.

"Bond broken in the machine cup: OP, how old is the child in your nickname."

"You replied to Bond broken in the machine cup: -10 months."

"Bond broken in the machine cup: Then she doesn't like brushing her teeth very much, and then experience +3 'sticking out tongue thumb'."

Lin Li was not idle enough to brush his phone and wait for replies all the time. He took out the spirit liquid collected this time and continued his daily cultivation and study.

Until 12:00 midnight.

Monday arrived.

【Update complete.】

The reset price changed from 200 back to 20 system currency. It seems this is also refreshed every week.

Lin Li used the weekly free refresh opportunity on the mecha's product column.

【You have refreshed "Ability Amplifier (+2)": 120 system currency (limited to 1 per day), do you want to replace it?】

【Ability Amplifier (+2): Specified for already owned abilities, permanently increases the effect of the ability, up to "+2".】

Lin Li raised his eyebrows, which can be considered half a product refreshed before.

Now in the system's 【Warehouse】, there is still one "Ability Amplifier (+1)" left.

"Ability Amplifier (+1)" sells for 100, +2 actually increased by 20 in price. The most cost-effective way to use it is naturally to use it on abilities that have been (+1).

Only "Strong Knowledge", "Soul of Near Martial Arts", "Power Accumulation".

Lin Li thought about it and didn't change this prop for now.

Although "Strong Knowledge" is used almost every day, now he can accumulate an hour and a half of usage time a day, which is actually overflowing. Lin Li can't even finish half an hour of knowledge points that need to be consolidated every day.

As for the latter two, it's better to wait until needed to consider upgrading.

The things to bring to Shanqing Daoist haven't arrived yet, and there is no need to return to the cultivation world now, so Lin Li, who hasn't slept for 25 hours, decided to sleep.

Monday night.

Lin Li, who returned to the door of his house, saw that the items he ordered last night were all stacked at the door.

Not only that, Lin Li was also pleasantly surprised to see a long package appearing in this pile of things.

This was ordered on Saturday night—from the perspective of normal logistics, it arrived quite fast today.

Lin Li gently touched this express delivery that didn't write any information—it achieved confidential delivery.

Then, he moved all the express deliveries in.

Turning on the new computer and new mobile phone prepared for the old man, according to the pre-listed list, he began to add the things in the list to the computer's download queue one by one and began to download.

There are too many things to download, and the list mouse wheel has to slide for a while before reaching the bottom.

Even if it's a 2000-megabit fiber or even a 10,000-megabit fiber, it will take a long time to finish downloading these, right?

Lin Li's home broadband is only 500 megabits.

In order to download faster, Lin Li simply unplugged the network cable from the router and plugged it directly into the laptop.

Waiting in vain is meaningless, Lin Li plans to speed up Task 3.

Changing into a hoodie, Lin Li stuffed his new weapon into his upper body clothes, brought cash and separated gold, went downstairs, and took a taxi to Old Friend Street this time.

Walking out of the gold shop, a considerable amount of money was credited to the card again, which will make Lin Li's already wealthy life even more unbearable.

Although today is a working day night, the number of people on the street is no different from Saturday, and it seems there are even more.

Many people are also wearing school uniforms that Lin Li doesn't recognize.

The extra people are probably these technical school punks.

Just as the stall owner said on Saturday night, these people are newborn calves not afraid of tigers.

Because the five people following Lin Li at this moment, four of them are more or less carrying school items, school pants or school uniforms.

Lin Li doesn't care, as long as he can complete the task, so Lin Li walked into the alley with a limp as the five people behind expected.

These five people are not as violent as the previous yellow-haired ones.

The eldest of the five, named Huangshan, who didn't wear a school uniform, approached quickly. His head poked out from Lin Li's left shoulder, and his right hand appeared from Lin Li's right shoulder and draped over him, but with extra force.

Lin Li performed as before, meeting Huangshan's gaze.

"Who are you?"

"Buddy, you're so lucky tonight, earning so much, let us share some of the luck, share some with us?"

Huangshan had a smile on his mouth, his right hand was hugging Lin Li with extra force, almost in a way of strangling his neck, and he asked in a sloppy tone.

The other four school-uniformed little brothers also walked out from both sides with smiles, staring at Lin Li with bad intentions.

They are relatively arrogant. The previous two groups of people at least covered their faces when robbing, but these few had no scruples in this regard at all.

"I have no money."

"What are you pretending for! I heard it all, and you still say you have no money?"

Huangshan tore off his mask instantly, threw Lin Li to the ground, slapped the wall beside him with his palm, and said coldly:

"If you don't want to be beaten, take the money out! Money or life!"

"Money, I already have life, one is enough," Lin Li stretched out his hand.

Huangshan: "?"

"Your mother's—, are you playing with me here!"

Look, anxious again.

Lin Li slandered the poor quality, but on the surface, he hurriedly made a fearful gesture to apologize, took the cash out of his pocket, and it was snatched away.

"What about the phone? Are there any other valuable things, take them all out."

The money was stuffed into Huangshan's pocket, and the five people returned to their grinning faces, nudging their heads at Lin Li, signaling.

Lin Li did as he was told, focusing on being easy to bully.

"Yo, it's a new phone."

"People who know the current affairs don't have to be beaten, kid, you're not bad, don't be cheap next time."

"Looks like it's not the first time, you took things out so skillfully, so you don't need me to tell you the rules, right?"

"If you dare to call the police, we will stare at you and mess with you for a lifetime, you know?"

Lin Li, who was accumulating anger, found it funny when he thought of the scene these people were about to face.

So he forcibly held back his laughter, nodded with a trembling voice: "I know."

"Let's go."

"Brother Shan, is there something in his arms?"

The five people were actually ready to leave, but one of the little brothers stopped and asked with some doubt.

When a long object is hidden vertically in front of the upper body, it is indeed not obvious when standing, and it is not easy to see, but once sitting down, it will bulge the upper body into a fairly obvious outline.

And this little brother noticed this, so he asked.

The other four stopped immediately and turned to look at Lin Li.

"Nothing, not anything valuable," Lin Li immediately adjusted his clothes and waved his hand upon hearing this.

"Take it out and let's see."

Seeing Lin Li's reaction, which was even more anxious than when his phone and cash were taken away, Huangshan immediately became interested, gave a look, and the other three little brothers walked back and surrounded Lin Li.

"This really can't be taken out now, it's really not valuable, brothers, hurry up and go!"

Lin Li frowned, clicked his tongue several times, and said impatiently.

"Why are you still dragging it out?!"

Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Huangshan laughed angrily and said.

The little brother called Nanzi walked up and pulled away the hand Lin Li was holding his collar with.

Lin Li thought about it, didn't use force, and let him pull it away.

"Damn, this guy is still hiding a camera."

Nanzi noticed the camera pinned inside the hoodie, cursed first, and then reached into Lin Li's collar.

Huangshan inhaled upon hearing this, thought of Lin Li's possible plan, the veins on his forehead burst, he had already started rolling up his sleeves, looking at Lin Li fiercely:

"Still hiding a camera, damn, what are you going to do? Kid, you tonight—"

"Damn!"

Before Huangshan finished speaking, Nanzi's hand retracted violently, screamed, took two steps back, and looked at Lin Li in horror.

Huangshan sneered with doubt and disdain: "What's wrong, Nanzi? What kind of thing could be so scary to hide? Could it be that you saw a sniper rifle? Heh—"

"Brother Shan, ghost, ghost head, it's a ghost head! I just touched a ghost head—"

But Nanzi only felt that this was not funny, turned his head to look at Huangshan in disbelief, and answered stumbling.

"What's scary about a ghost head—wait, what head did you say?"

Huangshan: "?"

"Ghost head," the little brother replied.

"Which ghost?"

"The ghost of the black ghost."

Huangshan: "???"

What the hell?

What the hell did Nanzi just say he touched in this person's arms?

And Lin Li sighed upon hearing this. He was discovered. It seems the good show is about to start early.

So Lin Li didn't even salt them, stood up, and asked the five people seriously and expectantly: "Brothers, has anyone seen 'Guilty Crown'? Has anyone? Online waiting, urgent."

"Who told you to stand up!"

Facing Lin Li, who suddenly became arrogant, Huangshan threw a punch, but the next second, in the horrified eyes of everyone, it was caught by Lin Li with one hand, and then he was smashed to the ground with his whole body.

Lin Li looked at Huangshan on the ground who was gasping for air with disgust, shook his head:

"You don't look like a two-dimensional person, you should haven't seen it, I won't ask you, what about you guys, has anyone seen 'Guilty Crown'?"

"I, I have."

A little brother was a bit confused, and for the current situation, he answered subconsciously.

Lin Li immediately became much happier, pointing at him excitedly: "Then you should know the most popular sword pulling and sword pulling divine song? Great, so you can match my radio waves in a moment."

After speaking, his body leaned to the left, dodging another punch from Huangshan who came out from the side, Lin Li had a smile on his face.

"Bufan Bufan, wake up," he called to Huangshan who rushed out from the side.

"Woof woof, I'm here," Bai Bufan of course didn't come, but the new phone that was snatched away by Huangshan, which had been set by Lin Li in advance, barked after a dog bark and responded.

"Play 'Bios' for me, and play it directly from the climax segment," Lin Li ordered.

"Woof woof, okay, opening the music software, will play 'Bios' for you directly from the climax stage."

Lin Li had already retreated to the alley entrance, blocking the way for the five people, facing them with a smile.

And the Lin Li phone in Huangshan's hand started playing at this moment—

"Regentropfen sind meine Tränen! (Raindrops are my tears!)"

The moment the music sounded, Lin Li's expression was solemn, and he reached into his collar to grasp the self-defense weapon inside.

Colorful lights appeared at the same time, looking gorgeous and dazzling in the night.

That's right, it's still the colorful version of the weapon.

Built-in disco lights.

"Wind ist mein Atem und meiner Erzählung! (The wind is my breath and my story!)"

Lin Li looked up, closed his eyes and looked intoxicated, his hand raised slowly, as if he were like Inori, this thing was stripped from his body.

Under such momentum, the weapon slowly revealed its full appearance.

"Holy Sword Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted.

Huangshan, Nanzi and the other five: "(; ゜o゜)?"

Your mother.

Your mother.

Your mother!!!

A double-headed dragon with colorful lights appeared in Lin Li's hand.

"What the hell did you pull out!" Huangshan looked at this scene in disbelief, took half a step back, and asked in horror.

"Right and wrong," Lin Li shook his index finger in front of him, "What I pulled out is not some hellish thing, but some hellish hellish thing."

Huangshan: "?"

Lin Li knew Huangshan didn't understand, but he didn't need to. He swirled the double-edged holy sword, pointed one end directly at Huangshan, and smiled: "I'm... Black Silk Knight, tonight is your end."

When the double-edged holy sword pointed directly at Huangshan, it made his eyes and the stick's single eye look at each other.

Coming back to his senses, Huangshan angrily directed his little brothers: "Damn! What a pervert, all of you go up, beat him to death, if someone dies, I'll take the responsibility!"

"Fuck him!"

"Taking chicken feathers as your mother's order!"

"Brother, the chicken feather he's holding is a bit more powerful."

"You talk too much, shut up!"

Facing the five people rushing over, Lin Li smiled slightly.

【Soul of Near Martial Arts】, designated weapon 【Double-edged Holy Sword】, open!

At this moment, Lin Li felt that he and this colorful double-headed dragon were completely integrated, you have me, I have you.

Lin Li chuckled and met them head-on.

Sidestepping Huangshan's straight punch.

Double-headed dragon! Go! Slantingly pick his knee socket!

The muffled sound of Huangshan's kneeling fall startled the wild cat on the wall, and a little brother's sweeping leg had already reached Lin Li's waist.

But Lin Li directly leaned against the wall while spinning, dodging the sweeping leg, and backhanded the stick toward the other party's crotch, which was wide open due to the sweeping leg.

Double-headed dragon! Go! Slantingly pick his single-headed dragon!

Lin Li really likes a sentence in "Dragon Raja".

"They roar, they fight, this is a war between kings, only death can end it".

Dragons are arrogant, they only recognize one king.

Right now.

Judging from the situation where the little brother in front was in pain to the point of rolling his eyes and lying on the ground screaming "my balls are broken, my balls are broken", this pk between two dragons, Lin Li had the upper hand.

After all, how can a mortal dragon body compare to mechanical ascension.

This is, Holy Sword Excalibur.

The battle was not over yet, and two more people pounced on him. Lin Li took a step back and leaned back, the holy sword hammered the other party's elbow, a crisp sound, and that person also stumbled and fell to the ground.

Another stronger buddy pounced with his arms hugged, Lin Li didn't dodge or avoid, the mushroom head hit his chin, and he knocked him dizzy with one stick.

Finally, the punk who had seen "Guilty Crown", after seeing the situation of the other brothers, suddenly didn't dare to go up. Facing Lin Li, he took two steps back in fear, then turned around.

Wanted to run.

Lin Li waved his hand and threw it out, manipulating the "invisible sword" that had been attached to it in advance. With a scream, it accurately hit the bullseye.

Flying back would make these people think they saw a ghost, so Lin Li walked over and picked up his holy sword again.

"A bit too weak, brothers." Lin Li sent a message while smiling and saying.

The five people got up one after another, it seems they weren't convinced.

"Still coming? Then the second stage is about to start now," Lin Li reminded, and shook the holy sword at them.

And with this action, the four people suddenly felt that something had been sprinkled on them.

Huangshan wiped the sticky thing on his face and looked down.

White, cloudy, opaque liquid, thick and viscous.

Huangshan: "?!"

What the hell is this!!?

Huangshan started to wipe his face and shake his hands violently, wiping the stuff on the clothes of the little brother beside him, and looked up at Lin Li in horror: "Damn, what did you throw over!"

Lin Li smiled slightly and continued to swing the stick: "I said it, tonight is your end."

Huangshan: "?"

Then tonight is too terrifying!

"Damn! Where did you pervert come from!"

He couldn't run, couldn't beat him, Huangshan was a bit broken, and rushed toward Lin Li like crazy again.

Lin Li dealt with it easily.

The colorful holy sword made his smile flicker in the dim alley, making him look even more perverted.

Perhaps a bit ferocious.

But Lin Li was of course not that disgusting.

This liquid is actually expired yogurt.

It's not something that comes with the weapon, this two-hundred-yuan toy is not that advanced, it's something Lin Li put in the "Qiankun Ring".

You only need to manifest it in your hand when swinging the toy, and it will naturally be thrown out with the centrifugal force.

There is no practical significance, Lin Li just pursued an atmosphere with this thing.

It's quite effective.

The mental attack is maxed out.

For example, Huangshan rushed up now, the remaining little brothers were stunned by the liquid on their bodies, their mouths wide open, and their expressions stiff.

Kicking Huangshan to the wall, Lin Li saw this and decided to help them.

—When the yogurt was thrown into their mouths, their mouths closed immediately.

Lin Li felt that he was simply a miracle doctor, easily treating the dislocation problem.

Not only closed, but one by one they started vomiting with nausea.

Maybe because they didn't taste it because it was expired.

"Sorry, sorry, we know we were wrong!" Feeling Lin Li still approaching with the holy sword, finally realizing that it was impossible to beat Lin Li without a weapon, several people looked up and begged for mercy in horror.

"You don't know you were wrong, you just know that your asses are going to be miserable tonight, Holy Sword Excalibur!!!"

"Ah!"

"Still robbing? Huh? Being a robber, being a punk at such a young age?"

"Ah!"

"Do you like bullying people? Hmm? Does bullying people make you feel very cool?"

"Stop whipping, stop whipping!"

"Okay, I won't whip you."

"Ah!!!!"

"Stop stabbing! Stop stabbing! Continue whipping, brother! Continue whipping!"

(End of chapter)