Chapter 302: The moonlight tonight is beautiful, and the wind is gentle

Several police cars drove through the night.

Although the case received was a robbery, Yan Aosong had no professional ethics at all, driving slowly all the way, not in a hurry at all.

Even, in order not to disturb the residents in the middle of the night, despite being out on a case, he didn't turn on the siren.

And he strictly followed traffic rules, even if it was the middle of the night, as long as the road ahead showed a red light, he would strictly stop at red and go at green, even if it was empty.

It's unimaginable, if Yan Aosong always handled those life-and-death cases with this attitude, how many poor people would suffer unprovoked suffering because of this perfunctory attitude.

If Lin Li saw this scene, he would definitely sigh, this is also a bad Demon Suppression Envoy corrupted by black evil forces.

Finally, the leisurely Yan Aosong arrived at his destination, got out of the car and walked to the alley entrance told to him by the victim, shone his flashlight inside, and asked perfunctorily: "Oi, is anyone there?"

"Someone! Someone! Sorry officer! We know we were wrong! Surrender! We will never rob again! Catch us, hurry up and catch us!"

Hearing Yan Aosong's voice, five people immediately rushed out from the darkness in the alley.

The five people's pupils were dilated, their expressions were miserable, and some were even crying.

It was as if they had suffered a huge psychological shock, covered in unidentified liquid that was half-dry, seeing Yan Aosong appear, as if they had seen a savior, one by one rushed up and clasped their hands together, hoping Yan Aosong would handcuff them away.

Yan Aosong sighed.

It's already classic.

Not shocked anymore.

Meeting Lin Li is their bad luck.

To be honest, he originally thought Lin Li wasn't as persistent as Yang Liang said, thinking he was just trying to be fresh for a day, but now, obviously, his "thought" was wrong.

And, what exactly is it? How did Lin Li manage to make these robbers look like they had been robbed or even raped every time?

Wait a minute.

Yan Aosong frowned slightly, he suddenly discovered that the shape of the mark on this leader Huangshan's face was so strange?

So he leaned down and looked carefully for a while.

This is Yan Aosong: o. o?

This is also Yan Aosong: o. o!

Damn, there's a cow!

That kid really practiced it!

"Sigh, sigh. Sigh! Eh......" Yan Aosong covered his forehead, sighed repeatedly in despair, and then resignedly looked at the few people: "Why are there only five of you? What about the person who robbed you?"

"He has already left, by the way, sir, he asked us to give this to you, he said that after you see this, you will know his identity."

Huangshan hurriedly leaned in front of Yan Aosong, and with his already handcuffed hands, took out something from his pocket and handed it to Yan Aosong.

Yan Aosong's colleagues couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw it.

Because, it was a pack of black silk, but fortunately it was brand new, the plastic packaging was still there, not used.

Yan Aosong: "......"

This is enough to prove the identity of the Black Silk Knight.

But damn it.

Lin Li.

You originally used WeChat to contact me to call the police, what are you doing with this trick?

Yan Aosong took out his phone directly.

"Yan Aosong: Stop with this trick, hurry up and come back to make a statement!! The East does not allow anonymous heroes to appear!"

"Lin Li: Oh oh, brother, I'm in the grass opposite you, coming."

Yan Aosong: "......"

He suddenly understood a sentence, the murderer will always return to the crime scene to appreciate his masterpiece.

Yan Aosong looked opposite, sure enough, Lin Li ran over in small steps.

He seemed to be running too anxiously, a stick fell out of his hoodie with a "clatter."

It was colorful, like a KTV light ball at the moment, rotating and shooting colorful lights in all directions, very eye-catching in the night.

Yan Aosong: "......"

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. Except for Yan Aosong, the other Demon Suppression Envoys turned their heads and started to hold back their laughter, while Yan Aosong and the five robbers seemed to recall the fear of being dominated in their memories and couldn't laugh at all.

Taking a deep breath, Yan Aosong looked up.

Looking at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, just so the tears wouldn't flow down.

"Uncle Yan, I'm here."

Lin Li hurriedly picked up the holy sword and stuffed it back into his arms, running over with a much smaller stride.

Yan Aosong closed his eyes, pinched his eyebrows with his fingers, and didn't respond at the first time.

By the time several criminals had been detained and put on the car, he seemed to have eased up, swallowed his saliva, and stared at Lin Li solemnly:

"Lin Li, the reason you didn't come here yesterday, could it be because this thing you bought hadn't arrived yet?"

Fortunately, he didn't bring a female colleague out today. If he had, his face would have been completely gone.

"There is a factor in this regard," Lin Li nodded.

If the new weapon hadn't arrived tonight and he was a bit anxious to try it out, Lin Li wouldn't necessarily have come here.

Yan Aosong covered his face and was silent for a few seconds, then started to beat his forehead with his palm.

His head hurts, could it be a brain tumor?

"Throw this thing away, hurry up, use your telescopic stick in the future, just use a little force, consider it Uncle begging you," when Yan Aosong spoke again, his tone was slightly pleading.

Regret, very regret.

Why did he popularize this little knowledge about self-defense with Lin Li on Saturday night?

Yan Aosong really wanted to travel back to that time, slap himself at that time, use the black silk in his hand to cover his face, and secretly slap the Lin Li at that time two times, no, three times.

"Uncle Yan, even if you are in a high position, you can't arbitrarily dominate the property of us ordinary people, right?" Facing the unreasonable request of the Demon Suppression Envoy, Lin Li said weakly, trying to defend his rights.

"Is that so," Yan Aosong smiled, "Lin Li."

"Hmm?"

"I am now officially notifying you, Lin Li, just verified, your behavior of displaying and using star toys in public has been suspected of seriously violating public order and good customs, come with us."

"According to the 'Xiling Public Security Management Punishment Law', the punishments you may face next include warnings, fines, and even detention. We may contact your parents by then."

Yan Aosong sneered.

He really couldn't let Lin Li continue to use this thing. Yan Aosong apologized to the five robbers for his previous thought that "Lin Li was just joking, he wouldn't really do it, Yang Liang was also scaring himself."

It was he who harmed them.

Normal people wouldn't.

But this premise was a bit too harsh for Lin Li, the requirement was normal, and it even required being human.

Lin Li: "......"

Not good, playing dirty.

"Uncle, would this count as abuse of power? Heh——" Lin Li clenched his fist against his nose, really wanting to keep a serious face, but he laughed out loud first.

"Justice is in the hearts of the people. If you have any objections, you can report it above, everyone will understand me."

Yan Aosong sneered and shook his head, pointing to the law enforcement recorder on his chest.

"Alright," Lin Li nodded in resignation, but then said: "However, it's a pity to lose it, I bought it for two hundred yuan, and I just bought it. Uncle, why don't you ask if anyone here needs it?"

Lin Li pulled out the holy sword and looked at the other Demon Suppression Envoys present.

Everyone tacitly turned their heads, their faces completely twisted from holding back laughter.

Everyone here is a man, who needs this thing?

And even if they needed it, would they dare to say they needed it in public?

"No one wants it! Throw it away!" Yan Aosong knocked Lin Li's arm with the holy sword and urged.

Don't say, this thing actually hurts when knocking people.

"Alright," Lin Li nodded, walked to the nearest trash can on the side of the road, and threw it in.

No nostalgia.

Thrown away is thrown away.

Lin Li has always been an experiential person, wanting to experience many things.

Really buying this was just to experience what it feels like to hit someone with it, and after experiencing it, he wasn't that enthusiastic anymore.

To put it bluntly, Lin Li is also a creature that wants face. If it weren't for the fact that there were no surveillance cameras and no one around, Lin Li couldn't have really used it as a weapon.

Plus the length is too long, forty-something centimeters, the current "Qiankun Ring" can't accommodate it, so it can only be carried outside.

On the way here by car, Lin Li was also very vigilant, fearing it would fall out of his arms and cause social death.

So it's good to lose it.

Seeing Lin Li really throw it away, Yan Aosong breathed a sigh of relief.

This kid can listen, there is still salvation.

"Let's go, go back to make a statement."

【Keep up the good work...... Punish evil cultivators who attempt to commit crimes, at least eight times (3/8)】

This crime process was not as complete as the previous two, because these five people were cleaned up by Lin Li before they left the alley, but fortunately the task was completed.

It seems that the next few times can be simplified.

Because the weapon was forcibly confiscated, plus it was late, Lin Li didn't continue fishing, and took a taxi home directly from the gate of the Demon Suppression Division.

At home.

After going out for only an hour or so, the things in the list were still far from finished downloading, so there was no need to go to the cultivation world tonight.

Opening his phone, the post he sent before already had replies.

"Wind and Rain%: Landlord landlord, recommend a book you think is best to rush recently!"

"You replied to Wind and Rain%: Xi'an University of Finance and Economics, the admission score has been very low in recent years, it can be considered the best one to rush, there are still 8 months, there is a chance, come on for the college entrance examination!"

"Wind and Rain%:?"

"Wind and Rain%: Hate the landlord, bad people are not safe for a lifetime."

Didn't expect this person to still be online.

For the sake of the power of prayer, Lin Li smiled and gave a six-digit number ______, and the other party changed his words immediately.

It's not early, after replying to all the comments, Lin Li went to bed.

Old Friend Street.

Late night.

The old man dragged a woven bag, and the plastic bottles and soda cans inside made a clanging sound.

He headed toward the next trash can.

The harvest tonight is okay, estimated to be able to sell for twenty yuan.

Already very good, after all, it is the off-season now.

There is a Christmas Eve next month, and Christmas, should be able to earn a lot more then.

Hope there are more bottles in this trash can, with such a thought, the old man lifted the trash can lid.

Wow, gold...... red orange yellow green blue indigo purple legendary!

The light inside was too dazzling, the old man subconsciously blocked his eyes, and after a long while, he recovered and slowly put down his hand.

When he saw the colorful holy sword in the trash pile clearly——

Old man: "?"

What the hell is this?

Picking up this "beep—" that once fought side by side with Lin Li, the old man turned his head in surprise and looked at this block.

My bean, young people nowadays, play so big? Who is it?

"Exam tomorrow, your exam room table is already posted here, remember to come and see it after class."

Tuesday night, Xue Jian walked into the classroom before the end of the first evening self-study, posted the exam room table on the class bulletin board, and then said to the class who was studying.

"Then Yuying, the seating chart for our class as an exam room is already posted outside the door, and you have to stick strips on the top left corner of the desk."

Xue Jian walked to Chen Yuying, handed her a stack of small slips and two solid glues, and said.

"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.

"Midterm exam counts as a big exam, nothing can be left in the drawer or on the desktop, everyone remember to clean it up."

"Also, emphasize the exam room discipline issue one last time, the school emphasizes that character is more important than grades, if cheating behavior is discovered, no teacher will give a chance, zero points immediately and notified for criticism, think carefully about the consequences......"

Daily exhortations, then Xue Jian left.

When the bell rang after class, a group of people swarmed to the bulletin board to check the exam room.

"Don't rush, don't squeeze, don't squeeze, don't rush!" Lin Li shouted.

"Damn you, Lin Li, you're the only one squeezing here! A dog calling to catch a dog, right!"

Originally the closest, getting the moon first, Wang Ze was now squeezed against the

Wang Ze, who was originally the closest and had the advantage of being near the water, was now being pressed against the wall, squeezed into a human sandwich. He pressed his face against the wall and cursed, "And are you poking my butt?!"

"Do you think I'm you? How could that be?"

Come to think of it, Wang Ze's butt was a bit firmer than Bai Bufan's.

The midterm exam seating was completely random and not based on grades. This time, Lin Li's exam room was in Class 5, right next door.

Walking out of the crowd, he happened to lock eyes with Chen Yu, who was still sitting in her seat. Lin Li tilted his chin at her: "Class Monitor, you're in our Class 4."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded with a smile.

"What about me?" Ding Si asked, looking up.

"Class 16."

"And me?" Qu Wanqiu also looked over.

"Class 9."

"Oh my—" Ding Si deliberately drew out her tone, teasing, "Lin Li, you really make me look at you in a new light. I thought you only checked for Yingbao, but I didn't expect you to have me and Wanqiu in your heart too~~"

Lin Li heard this and nodded with a smile.

"Wait, Lin Li, you checked, right." This didn't seem like Lin Li; Ding Si felt something was wrong.

"You two are looking at me in a new light too early; I just guessed for you two."

Ding Si, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Two looks of disdain struck, damage dealt: zero.

"Is this what favoritism is?" Qu Wanqiu sighed.

"What do you know, this is sycophantic flattery," Lin Li sneered. He walked up to Chen Yu and said sneakily: "Class Monitor, in exchange for me checking your seat, I can move my desk to the hallway right after school."

Under normal circumstances, Lin Li's seat in the back by the window was the most inconvenient to move outside.

During the monthly exam, it was because there wasn't much to pack up, so not many people wanted to move out.

This time, that might not be the case.

"That's fine, but you have to help adjust the positions after school." Chen Yu shook the glue stick in her hand.

"No problem." Lin Li had no objections.

"Lin Li, stop with the dirty deals for a second and help me move my books to the back." Ding Si patted a stack of textbooks on the desk that wouldn't be needed for the next self-study period, ordering Lin Li around without any hesitation.

"OK." Lin Li was happy to help and took the textbooks directly.

"Still somewhat human." Ding Si nodded.

One minute later.

Fang Yiling, who had just finished checking the exam room, returned to her seat.

Seeing a stack of textbooks suddenly appear on her desk, she opened them to check the name, then poked the person in front of her: "Si, why are your books on my seat?"

Ding Si: "?"

Didn't understand.

Lin Li really couldn't understand.

They say a girl chasing a boy is separated by a layer of gauze, so why was there a sharp compass separating him and Ding Si when she chased him during the break?

Does she even know how to chase someone?

After evening self-study ended, Lin Li nimbly moved his desk and chair outside, then returned to the classroom to start setting up the exam room.

"Lin Li, there's no room in the back. Can these books be put on your desk for now?" Chen Yu, who had just cleared her own seat, looked at the back row while holding a stack of textbooks and turned to ask Lin Li.

"Sure, just put them on my desk, the one closest to the back door outside." Lin Li, who was using a glue stick to paste a name tag on the top left corner of his desk, looked up and agreed.

"Okay."

"Ah Ding! Ah Qiu!" Lin Li then looked at Ding Si and Qu Wanqiu, who had also stayed behind to help, and shouted loudly, his voice sounding somewhat surprised.

"What?" The two looked at Lin Li vigilantly.

"I discovered something magical!" Lin Li's pupils shook.

"Speak." Ding Si first gave a disdainful sneer, then used her pinky to pick her ear.

"I discovered that the glue stick has magnetism! Look, it can pick up iron paperclips!" Lin Li showed the glue stick in his hand and the paperclip on it, saying excitedly.

Ding Si, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Although Lin Li wasn't Bai Bufan, his mouth was indeed just like Bai Bufan's—nothing ivory would ever come out of it.

Ding Si: "Lin Li, what is that sandwiched between your two ears?"

Qu Wanqiu: "Lin Li, did you have a fever when you were a child, a really serious one?"

"White, and magnetic. I've decided, this new property I discovered, I shall call it the White Magnetic Phenomenon!"

The road to success is always met with slander, but Lin Li didn't care. He ignored the two people's slander and excitedly continued his scientific research.

Rarely, this time Ding Si and Qu Wanqiu both acknowledged Lin Li, even praising him as the progenitor of White Magnetism, a super White Magnet.

Lin Li believed this was his personal charm.

Finally, counting the students on duty this week, after a dozen people busied themselves for a few minutes, the classroom was completely set up.

Everyone left the classroom, and Chen Yu, who was the last to come out, locked the classroom door.

"Let's go, let's go downstairs." She looked at the three people waiting for her and smiled.

"You guys go back first, I'm going to the bathroom." Feeling a bit of an urge, Lin Li pointed to the end of the hallway.

"We need to go too." Ding Si and Qu Wanqiu shrugged and said.

"Copycats, you two aren't allowed to go." Lin Li said with disdain, muttering under his breath: "No originality, even stealing my pee, Koreans..."

"You're crazy!" The two laughed and scolded.

"Let's go."

Chen Yu smiled and urged her two roommates who were suspected of having violent tendencies.

"Pee is the teardrop of the bladder~ Farts are the sigh of the large intestine~"

The literary youth Lin Li washed his hands and walked out of the bathroom.

Chen Yu, who hadn't entered the bathroom, stood outside alone.

The evening breeze of early autumn rolled in the scent of osmanthus from the third-floor window, slightly lifting her hair. Her right shoulder pressed against the cold tiles of the hallway, her gaze passing through the glass polished by the moonlight.

At this time, the teaching building was very quiet, with only the occasional sound of playing and fighting, which instead added a sense of tranquility.

Tsk, beautiful.

Dazed, so cute.

Watching Chen Yu in a daze, Lin Li smiled, got an idea, walked up, and spread his hand out in front of her.

Lin Li's footsteps were very light, so Chen Yu only reacted when he got close. She came back to her senses, looking at the palm that suddenly appeared in front of her, wet and carrying the jasmine scent of hand soap.

"Hmm?"

Somewhat confused, Chen Yu tilted her head to look at Lin Li, making a questioning sound, the tail of which carried an unconscious softness.

But Lin Li didn't speak, just smiled, shook his spread-out right hand lightly, and pushed it forward half an inch.

Thus it became clearer, glowing pale white in the moonlight.

"What's wrong?" Seeing Lin Li not speaking, she asked gently.

"Hmm!" Lin Li raised an eyebrow, looked at his palm, then looked at Chen Yu and made an onomatopoeic sound, hooked his fingers, and made a 'give it to me' gesture.

"Be conscious."

Since the idiot didn't understand, Lin Li had to speak up.

Chen Yu looked at the clear lines of the palm in front of her, pursed her lips, then felt a sudden realization, so she lifted her chin slightly and leaned over.

When the warm, soft touch landed on his palm, Lin Li's fingers trembled imperceptibly—Chen Yu's petite chin was resting obediently on his hand, her eyelashes casting shadows; with each blink, the shadows seemed to sweep across his pulse.

Her eyelashes blinked very fast, so his pulse jumped very fast too.

Chen Yu tilted her head slightly, so her cheek and his palm formed an acute angle. She looked at Lin Li and confirmed: "Like this?"

Lin Li saw a tiny halo of light condensing on the tip of her nose, his Adam's apple rolled gently, and the movement of his curled knuckles was faster than his thoughts.

Finally, the distance between his fingerprints and her cheek was shortened to zero. He first brushed against her pale pink cheek, then applied a little force, creating the dimple Lin Li had created.

Wuhu.

Chen Yu still just maintained the posture, her clear apricot eyes filled with confusion, her brows knitted into a cute shape, tilting her head, looking straight at Lin Li.

When the sound of a faucet being turned on and the conversation between Ding Si and Qu Wanqiu came from the women's bathroom behind them, this thick silence was shattered.

Chen Yu's eyes were subconsciously a bit flustered, and she didn't know if she should pull her face back, so she chose to glare at Lin Li.

And Lin Li pinched it again before slowly withdrawing his hand.

He pursed his lips, and finally, perhaps because a smile couldn't express his emotions, Lin Li chuckled out loud.

Then the more he laughed, the funnier he found it, and his laughter grew louder.

"What exactly are you doing?" Chen Yu asked in confusion, pouting slightly in dissatisfaction at Lin Li, the riddle-maker, "Speak~"

"Class Monitor, you were just in a daze, right?" Lin Li finally decided to speak human language, his words pouring with laughter as he asked.

"Yeah, so what?"

"Then you definitely have to give me a share of it, so I reached out and asked you for it." Lin Li explained.

Chen Yu: "?"

Eh?

Is that the kind of 'daze' it is?

But it seemed like something Lin Li would do.

"Ah..."

Chen Yu seemed to only then realize what she had just done, let out a soft sound, turned her gaze away, and looked at the porcelain-white tiles.

The moonlight was gradually dyed red.

"Thanks, Class Monitor. The daze you just gave me was a hundred times dazier than I imagined. Too dazy." Lin Li put his hands together, bowed ninety degrees to Chen Yu, the rich laughter unable to be hidden at all.

"You're the dazy one!"

Chen Yu tucked her hands into her autumn school uniform jacket, then covered her cheeks with the uniform, her voice slightly shy and annoyed, and she raised her leg, making a gesture to kick.

Lin Li didn't dodge, and she didn't kick.

"Can you do it again?" Lin Li stood up straight and reached out his hand again.

But what greeted his palm was no longer a soft chin, but a slap that couldn't be called forceful.

"No!"

"Alright, alright, let's go!"

Hearing the footsteps and shouts of Ding Si behind him, Lin Li turned back, then walked over and spread his palm out in front of the bewildered Ding Si.

These two extras, let him use their final value!

Watching this scene, Chen Yu moved her hands from her cheeks to her eyes, shy, annoyed, and amused.

"What?" Ding Si looked at Lin Li with a look that said she was looking at a retard.

"Hmm!" Lin Li replicated what he just did.

"Are you sick?"

"Hmm!"

"Speak!"

"Be conscious."

Looking at the palm in front of her, Ding Si thought for a second, and a throat-clearing sound came from her mouth.

Lin Li: "?"

So the palm quickly rotated half a circle around Ding Si's head, then knocked on her head.

"Hiss—"

A bit too heavy.

Realizing this after the fact, Lin Li turned around and chose to run away.

Ding Si: "?"

"Lin Li! You really are sick, right! You stop right there!"

"Here we go again, these two," Qu Wanqiu shook her head and walked to Chen Yu's side, then suddenly looked surprised, "Yingbao, why is your face so red?"

"It's, it's nothing."

The shadows of the trees swayed and crawled over the girl's snow-white neck, dyeing all those heart-pounding emotions into a gentle white.

"Knock knock knock, knock knock knock!"

A violent knocking sound came from the dormitory door.

"Who is it? Can't you just talk!" Zhou Baowei opened the door, and after seeing who it was, he was stunned: "Eh Lin Li, why are you at the door? Haven't you gone home yet? What are you doing in the dorm? My bed is mine!"

The next second, the triggered Zhou Baowei ran back vigilantly, jumped onto the bed, and hugged his quilt.

The dormitory building had a strong tremor.

"Where's Bufan? Where is he?" Lin Li wasn't that bored, pointing directly at his real target.

"Who's calling me? How did I hear Lin Li's voice? Damn, why are you really here?" Bai Bufan, who was brushing his teeth, opened the balcony door, first puzzled, then asked more curiously:

"Did something good happen? Why is your dog mouth grinning so happily, Lin Li."

Lin Li didn't speak, trotted forward, and in Bai Bufan's puzzled gaze, just pinched his butt.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Tch, trash, what kind of junk, even a dog wouldn't pinch it."

Feeling this inferior texture, Lin Li revealed an extremely disdainful sneer, raised his leg and gave Bai Bufan's butt another kick, then said nothing more, turned around, and quickly left the dormitory.

Bai Bufan: "???"

Bai Bufan, who had stayed on the balcony for more than ten seconds, realized it after the fact and chased him to the door.

He saw that the door to the next dorm had also been opened, and Wang Ze, wearing only a pair of boxers, was also standing at the door with a confused look, holding his own butt, his gaze looking toward the stairwell where the footsteps were gradually fading away.

Wang Ze turned back, the two looked at each other, seemingly realizing that the other had suffered the same encounter.

So they spoke at the same time:

"This b ran from the teaching building to the dormitory building just to pinch your and my butt? And then go home?"

"Are you kidding me, bro?"

"Is Lin Li sick!?"

(End of chapter)