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Chapter 308: Pure Love Warrior Kills One NTR (Netorare) Every Knife

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"Lin Li, can you be any more shameless?"

After the kick, Ding Sihan covered her forehead horizontally with her hand, shook her head and sighed, indicating she couldn't bear to look directly.

"Little Ding, do you know what the purpose of my working so hard in this life is? It's just to not let others say that I, this guy, 'is useless except for being handsome, just a vase'!"

"Sigh, people like you won't understand me." Lin Li neatly and skillfully patted his trouser legs, his voice sorrowful.

Ding Sihan: "..."

*What the hell is people like you. *

"Enough, enough! Lin Li, I know you're gay. I'll tell Yingbao." Ding Sihan's mouth twitched, and she said with a headache.

"Who is a 'Nan Tong' (gay), slander!" Lin Li was angry.

"Aren't you narcissistic?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Eh? Wait!"

Lin Li was stunned, not knowing how to refute for a moment.

But as everyone knows, Lin Li is very good at drawing inferences from one instance.

If he couldn't refute, he would join.

"Ding Sihan, now is not the time to tell Yingbao this. Let's go, let's go to the nearby elementary school immediately. I found that those narcissistic elementary school students are all pedophiles. Shoot them! Must shoot them! Damn guys!"

Because Lin Li hated pedophilia the most in his life, he was exceptionally serious at this moment.

Big mushroom (a type of plant in games) can be accepted by secular XP, but pedophilia cannot!

Ding Sihan: "..."

"According to your logic, is narcissism after self-harm Stockholm syndrome?"

The exam was nearing its end, and more and more people were handing in their papers. Bai Bufan, who had just walked up slowly from downstairs, heard such a conversation and joined in with a laugh.

"Bai Bufan, you're going home this weekend, right?" Hearing Bai Bufan's voice, Ding Sihan didn't pick up on this, but looked at him to confirm.

"Right. My dad is probably already waiting for me outside the school. I'm really not staying at school this weekend. If there are activities, you guys play." Bai Bufan nodded.

He had said it before.

"But this week's activity is me giving everyone ten million in cash." Lin Li spoke at this time.

"Then I'll let my dad get lost right now!" Bai Bufan picked up the conversation at light speed, his words serious. "If I can earn ten million, it's really not certain who is the father in this family!"

"Remember, my dad's surname is also Bai, he can also be the Bai who follows my surname!"

This really made Lin Li filial.

He really wanted to see this scene if he gifted Bai Bufan ten million worth of gold another day.

"Alright then." Ding Sihan didn't join in the joke between the two, nodded, and looked back at Lin Li: "Then Lin Li, confirm the specific plan in the group chat later?"

"Can."

Nodding, Ding Sihan walked toward the classroom.

"Bufan, how was the exam?"

Only the two of them were left. Lin Li leaned toward Bai Bufan's butt bit by bit, asking while preparing for a surprise attack:

"Are the last three multiple-choice questions BCC? Did you get them right?"

"Heh," Bai Bufan smiled helplessly, too lazy to look at the test paper to check the answer, just sighed melancholically:

"I found that taking an exam is no different from surgery. Anyway, after failure, I can only say one sentence to my parents: 'Patient's family, I have already tried my best'."

Then Bai Bufan's expression changed violently, and after touching his trouser pocket, he ran downstairs.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li, whose surprise attack failed, frowned.

"I fucking left the scalpel in the patient's stomach, I'm going to get it!" Bai Bufan said while running.

Lin Li: "..."

*I don't know if Lu Xun studying medicine can save the country, but Bai Bufan studying medicine really can't save it. *

But if he studied medicine abroad, perhaps he could; curving to save the country was also saving the country.

The bell for the end of the exam rang. Chen Yuying was worthy of being a good student. Even though she had finished writing and checking more than ten minutes ago, she still continued to check until the last moment.

When Lin Li heard the bell and returned to the corridor in front of the classroom, the window had already been opened.

Finally, he didn't have to look at the other person through the small gap.

He couldn't go in yet. Lin Li was waiting in the corridor for the invigilator inside the classroom to collect the papers and release them.

Waiting.

The moment all the answer sheets were collected, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, adjusted his non-existent glasses, sneered, and pointed at her: "The last three multiple-choice questions, B, C, C!"

Chen Yuying lowered her head and glanced at the test paper, then looked up and nodded with a smile: "I know."

"The last two multiple-choice questions are BCD, AB."

"Mm~"

"The last two big questions, five sub-questions: 25 Newtons, 180 Joules, 5.2 meters per second, 2.8 meters per second, spring maximum compression 0.42m!"

"That is the answer." Chen Yu was now acting like a straight man setting up a punchline.

"Damn, they're all correct. It seems that we can't open up a gap in physics." Hearing Chen Yuying had no objections, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.

"What a pity." Chen Yuying also nodded with a smile.

The man was handsome, the woman was good-looking, and the picture was quite beautiful.

The two of them were indeed having fun.

But the other students in the corridor and classroom who hadn't stood up yet really wanted to fuck Lin Li's horse.

"Damn! Lin Li, are you an idiot!"

"Not one correct? Your mom, Lin Li, don't force me to beat you at this beautiful moment after school!"

"Holy shit, holy shit, except for the big questions, they're all guessed right! Physics is indeed too simple."

"Ah!! What entered my ears! Don't come in! Don't come in from there! It's dirty there~"

"Monitor, you... Lin Li, are you an idiot!"

Almost everyone, after hearing the two check answers, subconsciously looked at their own test papers.

But, after looking at the answers they left on the test papers, not many laughed.

Zhou Baowei, this little gluttonous pig, probably ate a lot of dog shit today, and was now like Fan Jin passing the exam, making Chen Tianming, who got everything wrong, have an inexplicable fire—not in the lower abdomen.

More people chose to turn red and insult Lin Li.

If this was just Lin Li's answer, it would be fine, but it was an answer certified by Chen Yuying and Zhou Baowei.

The gold content of Chen Yuying and Lin Li didn't need to be said, and Zhou Baowei was also an examinee.

So it must be correct.

Wang Yuezhi looked at the BBC on his test paper and frowned in annoyance.

Got one wrong.

He was indeed a bit hesitant about this question, and the details of the knowledge point weren't remembered clearly.

The annoying British Broadcasting Corporation, the British police really need to go in and manage it.

But it's okay, let Lin Li have three points.

The gap between himself and Lin Li in the last exam was more than just those three points! The advantage was still with him!

As a pedestrian, he should have yielded three points.

The invigilator finished organizing the answer sheets, confirmed that nothing was missing, and signaled that students inside and outside the classroom could enter and exit freely.

The examinees left to return to their classes, and Lin Li, who had been beaten up, covered his butt, dragged his broken body, and moved his desk and chair back to the classroom.

Fighting was fighting, group fighting was group fighting. Why did this group of beasts like to pinch his butt during the chaos? Which idiot did they learn it from?

Gutter Class 4, Grade 1, all are "Nan Tong" (gay). May the secular world accept heterosexual love.

Because Xue Jian still had to come to say something later, Lin Li couldn't leave first. After moving back to his seat, he had nothing to do for a while.

Looking up, Chen Yuying was restoring her own seat.

So Lin Li opened the textbook on his desk that Chen Yuying had placed there.

*So clean, except for notes, there's actually nothing. *

You know, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's textbooks didn't know what kind of abuse they had suffered.

After learning to spin books with his fingertips, the edges and corners of the textbooks were always dirty and old, and none of the character portraits in the books were human; either they grew beards, or the non-existent parts were supplemented.

Confucius even wore black silk.

Occasionally, he could flip to a page where all the closed areas in the text were filled with black pens.

All closed areas of the options were zero, and the civil service exam party was ecstatic.

Looking up sneakily again, Lin Li took out the 2B pencil used for marking cards and wrote some things on the edges and corners secretly.

Things like "Lin Li-sama dasiki," "Lin Li is so handsome," "Lin Li," and other anti-heavenly low-level words made Bai Bufan, who leaned over curiously, vomit.

Don't know whose child it was, hope it was Baowei's. Lin Li still liked the two of them.

#Older #RacialSegregation #AbusiveLove #HeavyTaste #PureLove

He wrote a little in every textbook. *Vicious, awesome. *

Unfortunately, he hadn't finished writing when he noticed out of the corner of his eye that Chen Yuying was coming over.

There was no way, so he had to close the textbook, stuff it into Chen Yuying's book pile, and then hold them up, bend over, and hand them toward Chen Yuying who hadn't approached yet.

"Did you write anything in my textbook?" Chen Yuying walked closer, hugged these textbooks, tilted her head, and asked.

"I swear on Bai Bufan's happiness in this life, no." Lin Li shook his head firmly. 【308

"Damn it, I refuse! He wrote it! He actually wrote it!" Bai Bufan had wanted to play dead, but Lin Li didn't give him the chance, so he had no choice but to expose him.

In fact, Chen Yu had already noticed when Lin Li was unusually well-behaved, writing and not barking like a dog in the classroom. Now that she had received the answer she had already anticipated, she only gave Lin Li a reproachful look before hugging her books and returning to her seat.

Xue Jian arrived shortly after.

Damn it, it turns out he was tricking the students into coming in just to kill them.

He said he had something to say, but in reality, he was handing out test papers as homework. Calling test papers 'something to say'—Old Jian's accent was quite heavy.

After a perfunctory reminder about safety, he dismissed the class on the spot.

……

That evening.

"Ding Sihan: @Lin Li @Chen Yu, ddd, I have a plan."

When the message came through in the "Three People and One Dog" group, Lin Li was busy stuffing his Great Translation into the small text of the Sword Art.

"Lin Li: Tagging me first, is this a secret crush, hmm?"

"Ding Sihan: 'Nansang County First People's Hospital Psychiatry Department Mini-program Registration Portal'"

"Ding Sihan: Register yourself."

"Chen Yu: What plan?"

"Ding Sihan: Let's go play at the pet park!"

"Lin Li: Pet park? Do either of you keep pets at home?"

"Ding Sihan: I'm raising a bag of cat food."

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: What do you mean by raising a bag of cat food? What, are you worshipping the cat food like an ancestor?"

"Ding Sihan: A hamster."

"Lin Li: 'Thumbs up' That's very cat food-like, my bad, my bad."

"Ding Sihan: Actually, I really want to raise a cat or dog, but my parents are indifferent to them. Helping me feed the hamster while I'm at school is already their limit."

"Chen Yu: My family doesn't have any either."

For boarding students, this is just how it is. Since they only return home on weekends, the so-called "raising a pet" is basically just enjoying the positive feedback from the process of raising one. Most of the troublesome tasks—feeding, looking after, and keeping them company—all need to be handled by the parents.

If the parents are indifferent to pets or don't have the time, it is indeed a burden.

"Lin Li: Well, none of us three are raising one, and Bufan has gone home again, so how are we going to the pet park?"

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: What do you mean?"

"Ding Sihan: Can you join the voice chat?"

"Bai Bufan: I can."

"Ding Sihan: I wasn't talking to you, go play somewhere else. 'Bone' 'Bone' 'Bone'"

"Bai Bufan:?"

"The place I'm planning to go is a pet-friendly park; you can buy a ticket and enter normally even without a pet." Ding Sihan said after Lin Li and Chen Yu joined the voice chat.

"Then the question arises: what is the point of going to a pet park without a pet?" Lin Li asked.

"Aren't there other people's pets? We can play with other people's pets." Ding Sihan responded as if it were a matter of course.

"Damn, genius!" Lin Li had to concede this time.

"I originally thought about going to a cat cafe or dog cafe, but the cats and dogs there are too worldly and realistic," Ding Sihan began. "The few times I went to animal cafes, the cats and dogs inside would only interact with you if you had food in your hand."

"Once you don't have food, they will immediately switch to the next target or ignore everyone and take a nap."

"If you use a cat teaser or dog teaser, those worldly cats and dogs that have been working for a long time can't be bothered to pay attention. It's not particularly fun. I thought about it, and a pet park is basically a substitute. What do you two say?"

Ding Sihan shared her experience.

It can only be said that no industry can escape the existence of slacking off.

"I'm fine with anything." Lin Li nodded indifferently.

"I can do it too." Chen Yu responded.

"I checked last night; Xiling doesn't have one, but there's one in the neighboring Jinshui Town. The area is decent, and I've already sent the link to the group. It'll take about half an hour by taxi. We'll go in the afternoon and come back when we're tired of playing?"

"Sure, let's go." Lin Li agreed before even clicking the link to look at the details.

To be honest, Lin Li is quite busy right now; if he really counted, his weekends could be packed full.

But as the saying goes, Lin Li is living for himself, not for the system.

He isn't really in a cultivation world where he'll become an ant crushed to death at will if he doesn't work hard at cultivation; there isn't that much pressure.

"Ding Sihan: 'Link'"

"Lin Li: @Ding Sihan, the ticket is only 18 per person, but the pet ticket is 28~58!? Damn, it's a good thing Bai Bufan isn't coming; he's a large dog, so it would be 58."

"Ding Sihan: That's true."

"Chen Yu: 'Bear nodding'."

"Qu Wanqiu: That really saves money."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: Why are you ganging up on me again?"

"Bai Bufan: Aren't you guys on a voice call? Why are you starting a text conversation for no reason?! And Qu Wanqiu, you didn't even go, why are you responding!"

"So it's settled then?" Ding Sihan finalized. "After we get there, we can go to the supermarket to buy some snacks and drinks. Even if there are no cats or dogs to mooch off of, we'll just treat it as going to a normal park to play and sit for an afternoon. If it's not fun, we'll change the plan."

"No problem."

"Then where should we meet to take a taxi tomorrow?" Ding Sihan asked.

"My place, that way you guys can play a round of escape room before we go to the park; it'll be worth the ticket price." Lin Li suggested.

"Pervert." Chen Yu spat out softly. I don't know if it was because she was lying on her bed while on the phone, but her voice sounded soft and sticky.

"What, Class Monitor? It just lagged, I didn't hear clearly. Can you say that again?" Lin Li pressed the volume up button on his phone while asking.

"YING! BAO! SAID! YOU'RE! A! PERVERT!!" Ding Sihan suddenly shouted super loudly.

"MY EARS!! Ahhh! My ears! Ahhh!!"

In an instant, only Lin Li rolling on the ground and his agonizing screams remained in the voice chat.

Of course, there was also the laughter of the two young girls.

In the end, they simply compromised and set the meeting point downstairs at Ding Sihan's house, and then the voice chat was disbanded.

Stopping his work on expanding the "Universe Ring," Lin Li took out the "Array Formation Five-Three" and "Basic Sword Art" to continue the work of learning and translating both.

Until nearly midnight.

Lin Li would not go to the sad Old Friend Road again; he rode his bike toward the Donghu District.

Donghu District is the academic holy land of Xiling because it has the most bars, dances, and 'shake-it' clubs in Xiling.

It was also late at night, and the situation here was vastly different from Old Friend Road.

Today is Friday night, and the shops on both sides of the road are basically all open. The various flashing neon lights were even more blinding than the double-headed holy sword Lin Li had thrown away.

And even though it was already midnight, there were still many men and women taking taxis or driving to this place, walking into bars and even discos.

Some could be seen to have drunk quite a bit as soon as they got out of the car; they should have already been drinking elsewhere and were now coming to switch venues.

Lin Li wandered back and forth on this street for a while, but he didn't see any illegal or criminal behavior.

After thinking about it, Lin Li walked toward the only disco in Xiling.

A small part of the reason was to see if he could find an opportunity to complete the mission by going deep into the enemy camp, but the majority of the reason was that Lin Li was curious about this kind of place.

It wasn't strict at all; they didn't check Lin Li's ID at all, making Lin Li feel like he had turned eighteen for nothing.

They just asked which booth Lin Li was at, and after hearing Lin Li say he was going to the bar counter, they just nodded and didn't care.

In the narrow, dim corridor, as Lin Li moved forward, the sound of the music grew louder, and occasionally he could feel the subtle trembling of the walls and the floor.

Lin Li pushed open the heavy soundproof curtain, and deafening electronic sound waves, accompanied by restless heat, rushed toward him, with a heavy smell of alcohol permeating the air.

He squinted his eyes to adapt to the strobe lasers; the light strips and spotlights on the ceiling were shooting wildly all over the venue.

As the only disco in Xiling, it wasn't actually very big, estimated to be around a hundred square meters.

Young men and women were basically gathered at the standing tables without seats, everyone reaching toward the center, playing games like grabbing phones or finger-guessing.

As for those slightly older middle-aged people, they basically occupied the booth seats, accompanied by one or two women who looked at least much younger.

In front of the DJ booth, there was an empty space without seats, where a crowd of people was squeezed, either hugging or alone, shaking their heads and bodies to the music.

Someone once told Lin Li that so-called 'bouncing' (clubbing) just requires following the rhythm of the music and using your head to write the character 'feces' in the air; looking at it now, it really does seem a bit like that.

Lin Li frowned slightly.

Just one glance, and he saw a table playing the mouth-to-mouth ice cube game, and in a circle, men and women stood alternately; the people at the table would even deliberately press the heads of the men or women during the passing, making them kiss.

So they just kissed like that?

And this was not an isolated case.

For example, a boy suddenly hugged the two girls beside him and gestured a 'three' to the others at the table, signaling that the three of them were a group, and those who didn't form a group had to drink.

All kinds of ambiguous, heady games filled his eyes.

It was all consensual and had nothing to do with him, so Lin Li continued to scan for a while.

Lin Li looked at the booths, especially those where the women were already drunk.

It was just as he had expected; he saw many men touching their female companions.

Perhaps it could be considered molestation, but should he really step forward to stop it?

Lin Li was afraid of becoming a clown, being scolded by both the men and the women for being a meddling idiot.

As for drugging or fighting with wine bottles, Lin Li didn't see any of that at all.

After all, Lin Li is not Conan; he can't encounter a case everywhere he goes.

"Want to come to our booth and play for a while?"

Perhaps because he had been standing for too long, he was noticed. A girl dressed very trendily, wearing fishnet stockings, came to Lin Li and held up her phone, on which these words were written.

Lin Li waved his hand.

"First time here? Add me on WeChat, I'll take you out to play later?" The girl typed again.

Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly.

The girl nodded and didn't pester him, then returned to the booth where there were more girls than boys, whispered to her partners, and continued to lead everyone in playing games.

Her crowd-control ability was very strong; she seemed to be a promoter.

With no results from his search, Lin Li exited the soundproof curtain and walked out of the disco.

Feeling the suddenly quiet environment and the fresh air, Lin Li let out a long breath.

Everywhere here there were slogans like "Don't fight, lose and you're in the hospital, win and you're in jail." The bars and discos also had security, and the management was considered orderly. If you caused trouble, you would be kicked out immediately. Everyone had a sense of proportion in their hearts. It was probably unrealistic to expect the wild villains Lin Li was hoping for to appear.

Things here didn't disperse until three or four in the morning; Lin Li couldn't wait that long, at least not today.

So Lin Li gave up for the time being and rode his bike home.

But Lin Li always felt that his mood wasn't quite right; he felt uncomfortable inside.

The images from just a moment ago kept flashing through his mind.

Red lights and green wine, paper-drunken gold-obsessed.

To be honest, although he was mentally prepared, seeing such a scene with his own eyes for the first time was still a bit shocking.

That year, at seventeen, he always felt that pure love was invincible.

Damn it.

How on earth can one believe "I smoke, drink, club, and have tattoos, but I'm a good girl"?

Good your mother.

Admittedly, Lin Li doesn't rule out that there are good girls in the world who purely like the stress relief brought by drinking and clubbing, shaking their heads, but who keep themselves clean.

There must be some.

But, finding a needle in a haystack is already tiring enough; why go looking for a needle in a pile of shit?

It's not appropriate to paint everyone with the same brush, but it's convenient.

Lin Li parked his bike.

He still felt uncomfortable.

So he took out his phone.

"I patted 'Chen Yu's' wooden fish head, merit +1"

"Chen Yu: What's wrong?"

"Lin Li:? Class Monitor, why aren't you asleep yet? It's almost one o'clock."

"Chen Yu: I'm about to sleep, I just happened to see the message. Why aren't you asleep yet?"

"Lin Li: I just memorized another ten thousand hell jokes, patting you to add some merit."

"Chen Yu patted 'your' butt and asked if this melon is guaranteed ripe"

Sometimes 'patting' can be accidentally triggered by adults, so Lin Li set his to something normal.

"Chen Yu: Then you'd better pat more, your merit is being used up too quickly."

"Chen Yu patted 'Chen Yu's' wooden fish head, merit +1"

"Lin Li: Received."

"I patted 'Chen Yu's' wooden fish head, merit +1"

"I patted 'Chen Yu's' wooden fish head, merit +1"

"I patted..."

"Chen Yu: You pat slowly, I'm going to sleep then. Good night, you go to sleep early too, see you today."

"Lin Li: Okay, good niɡht."

"Chen Yu: What does this mean?"

"Lin Li: It means good night with no 'night' (the character for night is missing)."

"Chen Yu patted 'your' butt and asked if this melon is guaranteed ripe"

"Chen Yu: Then good night, handsome."

Putting his phone in his pocket, Lin Li had a smile on his face, pedaling his bicycle with all his might in the night.

The discomfort disappeared.

Driving the creaking wheels, crushing the twinkling starlight, carrying a thumping heartbeat.

This year, at eighteen, he still feels—

Pure love is invincible.

(End of chapter)

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