Chapter 309

"Hard-controlled for another thirty seconds."

Lin Li, who got up to wash, was going through his daily routine in the bathroom.

Lin Li suddenly discovered that every boy is actually a fragrant and soft little princess.

Because every morning, no matter how many layers of mattresses are under the bed, when you wake up, you still feel something hard and uncomfortable underneath—isn't this just the Princess and the Pea?

Ahhhhh baby, so we are all a bunch of little princesses ahhhhh!!!

—Oh, right, those who are fake princesses can't even be princesses, expelled from the male registry.

Residential park.

"Lin Li... this boxing technique you're practicing, can you teach it to me?"

When Lin Li put away his boxing stance and was resting on the spot, Zhou Youwei, after hesitating for a few moments, spoke up with some embarrassment.

Originally, after Lin Li indirectly rejected him last time, Zhou Youwei had decided never to ask again.

Hmph, I don't want this boxing technique anyway.

However, Zhou Youwei had noticed over the past few days that Lin Li's boxing stance was actually becoming more and more exaggerated with the demeanor of a grandmaster.

Every morning, the trajectory of that body's movement in his line of sight was exceptionally coordinated. Even though its presence wasn't strong, once you observed it carefully, it would make Zhou Youwei hold his breath unconsciously.

Even just practicing his own Tai Chi on the side, there was a sense of oppression like a firefly daring to compete with the xenon searchlight of a nuclear power plant.

Terrifying, this is a weather that shouldn't appear on an eighteen-year-old boy at all.

Moreover, this evil little brat was so weak and had such poor physical strength two and a half months ago.

If someone told Zhou Youwei that Lin Li was cultivating immortality, he felt he would believe it.

So he couldn't help but want to learn.

"Hmm?"

Lin Li, who was calculating how much longer it would take to finish the 'new' "Body Tempering Eight-Section Exercise" combined with breathing techniques to see if he could complete the mission, turned his head upon hearing this.

"This boxing technique you're practicing, can you teach it to me?" Zhou Youwei gritted his teeth and repeated it.

Seeing Lin Li raise his eyebrows slightly without responding immediately, Zhou Youwei suddenly felt his old face couldn't hold up, and he hurriedly added, feeling some regret:

"That, if the person who taught you told you not to pass it on, then just pretend I never said this. I was just asking, I'm interested, interested."

"Grandpa Zhou, the person who taught me didn't say I couldn't pass it on, and it wouldn't be a problem to accept you as a disciple on his behalf, but he said that this technique requires being 'down-to-earth' (foot-stepping-on-solid-ground) when practicing. I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it."

Lin Li came back to his senses and shook his head, reminding him.

"No, absolutely not! No problem, what could I not handle? I've been 'down-to-earth' my whole life. For me, this isn't a requirement at all, it's daily life."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Youwei immediately puffed out his chest and patted his own chest, which often suffered from shortness of breath.

"Really? But I feel like your body isn't very sturdy, I'm afraid I'll break you if I step on you." Lin Li looked at Zhou Youwei, then looked at the soles of his own shoes, feeling a bit troubled.

Zhou Youwei: "(；o_o)?"

Don't bother me, let me barbecue.

What the hell do you mean you're afraid you'll break me?

Wait.

"What kind of 'foot-stepping-on-disciple' (homophone for down-to-earth) is this, you damn brat?" Zhou Youwei pointed at Lin Li, his expression like that husky meme.

What kind of ghost sect are you from?

Using disciples as Japanese people?

Zhou Youwei quickly reacted and felt something was wrong, so he said: "And you brat, you don't usually step on people under your feet! Are you lying to an old man!"

"Because I didn't have a disciple before." Lin Li answered in a second.

"Oh oh, so that's how it is~~" Zhou Youwei smiled and pointed at Lin Li.

Lin Li also responded with a smile:.

Zhou Youwei has shortness of breath.

Lin Li rescues him.

Smooth and flowing, very skillful, done in one go..

"Grandpa, if you want to learn, you can just try practicing along with me."

After Zhou Youwei sobered up, Lin Li said with a smile:

"I've been quite busy lately, I don't have time to teach you step-by-step, and I'm not qualified to be a teacher yet."

"But the movements I'm practicing now are very slow, you should be able to keep up. If you really can't remember, you can also record a video and learn it afterwards; tutorials are all like that nowadays anyway."

Lin Li really didn't mind Zhou Youwei learning it.

As early as when he first started practicing the Body Tempering Eight-Section Exercise, Lin Li didn't mind Little Zhou stealing the technique; he never had any taboos about the movements.

After all, setting aside the Spirit Stone chapters and the breathing rhythm he had just learned, the Body Tempering Eight-Section Exercise's physical chapter is actually just a health-preserving exercise with very good body-tempering effects; it doesn't contain any extraordinary elements—at least not appearing after short-term persistent practice.

If Zhou Youwei was hoping to achieve the same results as him, that was completely impossible.

Lin Li looked at the system, and no corresponding mission popped up.

A pity.

Without a mission, he couldn't possibly set aside time to teach Little Zhou the technique; he was already quite busy.

"Then, then thank you." Zhou Youwei turned his head away, not making eye contact with Lin Li, and thanked him.

He was already satisfied.

Mainly because he hadn't received permission, Zhou Youwei only dared to gesture Lin Li's movements when Lin Li wasn't around, and he even had to tremble with fear that this guy might be hiding in the bushes watching him.

Being able to try to learn directly in the future, Zhou Youwei was very satisfied and grateful for this result.

"I didn't do anything, what's there to thank? Anyway, just watch and learn. If you feel anything is not quite right, if I'm downstairs in the morning, you can ask me."

"'Foot-stepping-on-disciple' was a joke. The 'down-to-earth' (foot-stepping-on-solid-ground) our sect emphasizes is the same as what you understand—it means practicing until you're sweating profusely and the ground gets wet, 'foot-stepping-on-wet-ground'."

Zhou Youwei couldn't help but retort: "That's still different from the 'down-to-earth' I understand! What is wrong with your sect, do you have to use homophones!"

"It's the same meaning. Grandpa, you rest well, I'm done practicing, I'm leaving first."

"……Okay."

Looking at Lin Li's back, perhaps it was time to change his impression of Lin Li.

Going upstairs.

Because he came home late early this morning, he had only slept for three hours until now. After eating breakfast, Lin Li took a one-and-a-half-hour nap.

Then he rode his bike to the Nansang Vehicle Management Office.

To take the Subject One exam.

There were quite a lot of people at the Vehicle Management Office, and the age span of the people present was quite large. The youngest were young people like Lin Li, estimated to be around twenty, while the older ones were in their forties or fifties.

The young people should be there to take the driver's license test, while the middle-aged and elderly people should be there to renew their licenses.

Lin Li followed the staff's instructions, found the machine to get his exam seat number, and waited in line to scan his face.

Middle-aged people in small places always find it easy to chat with each other, even if they don't know each other at all.

It was only because they were at the Vehicle Management Office; otherwise, Lin Li felt that the few middle-aged men in front would have lifted their clothes at any time to reveal their big bellies, patting their stomachs while talking, occasionally sucking their teeth and making a 'tsk' sound.

Right now, these few were chatting about how their license points were all deducted. After listening for a while, it was nothing interesting; it was nothing more than crossing solid lines or running red lights, not exciting at all.

Why wasn't there anything about drinking and hitting people?

Give him someone with a criminal record, so Lin Li could keep an eye on these potential old criminals.

By the way, if you hit someone and they disappear, can you sue them for a hit-and-run and permanently revoke this passerby's driver's license?

After getting his number, he headed to the designated exam room and computer to wait for the exam to start.

There was no suspense.

They were all questions where you could get the answer at a glance. Lin Li spent more than two minutes finishing the first ninety questions, and the real-time data in the upper right corner showed he was all correct.

Even if he got all the rest wrong, he would still pass.

If it weren't for the delay in the computer switching questions, Lin Li felt he could have finished the exam in one minute.

After clicking the last option, he handed in the paper.

Full marks.

When Lin Li got up and walked to the invigilator's desk to sign and leave, everyone else, including the invigilators, was stunned.

Especially when everyone confirmed that Lin Li didn't have a computer malfunction or feel unwell, but had simply finished the exam.

Not a brother?

I haven't even done ten questions, and you've already finished, and passed?

Holy shit.

The fastest legend of Nansang.

The fastest man in Xiling!

Receiving his certificate of qualification and taking back his phone, Lin Li took a photo and sent it to Yu Jianan.

"Yu Jianan: ok, awesome, wait for the cooling-off period to pass and I'll help you schedule Subject Two, probably the week after next. You can come to practice driving when you have time this week or next week, just let me know in advance, I can arrange it."

"Lin Li: 'Transfer 500'"

"Yu Jianan: Sigh, how can I be embarrassed to take this."

"Yu Jianan accepted your transfer"

"Yu Jianan: It's fine that the money arrived, you take back the sentiment."

For the current Lin Li, problems that can be solved with cash under forty million are not problems.

Of course, if you really want forty million, then that's another story—holy shit, why don't you go rob someone.

……

After another morning of unremitting efforts, the "Basic Sword Art" was finally translated, and he could start working on his cultivation.

The first part Lin Li learned was sword control.

Perhaps his comprehension was good, he learned it quite quickly. After forming the sword seal, the "Invisible Sword" attached to his body would generate a specified suction force, so after Lin Li stood on it, he didn't need to worry about balance all the time, but the speed really couldn't be complimented.

The current speed was probably not even enough to see the butt of the old lady grabbing half-price eggs at the entrance of the village.

But as the saying goes, you have to eat rice one mouthful at a time, and shit one segment at a time; take it slow, it's just the beginning.

The future is promising.

For lunch, Lin Li ordered a small portion of Yellow Braised Chicken Rice composed of an all-star lineup of frozen chicken, big dog chili, cat-food-like ingredients, and inspiration mushrooms.

After eating and resting for a while, when the time was right, Lin Li went downstairs and rode his bike to Ding Sihan's house.

The residential area where Ding Sihan lived was right next to the Nansang Library. After registering, Lin Li rode his bicycle directly into the underground garage to park it.

Then he returned to the entrance.

"Lin Li: I've arrived, return to your positions quickly, don't keep me waiting too long @Chen Yu @Ding Sihan."

"Ding Sihan: What are you barking for? I arrived yesterday. I've been waiting for so long, but have I urged you once? Are you in such a hurry? Speechless, low-tier."

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: Ding Sihan, I really have to control you 'Remote Control'."

"Bai Bufan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh——"

"Lin Li:?"

"Ding Sihan:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Chen Yu:?"

"Lin Li: Holy shit, I took the wrong remote control! Sorry, my bad."

"Lin Li: Forget it, since I'm already here 'Remote Control' 'Increase intensity'."

"Bai Bufan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

"Ding Sihan:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Chen Yu:?"

Lin Li, with the strength of one dog, made everyone in the group chat anxious.

"Ding Sihan: Why doesn't the WeChat group have a mute function! How about we switch to QQ? I can't stand these two lunatics anymore!"

Ding Sihan was quite fast; QQ already showed that she had been pulled into a group chat.

But Lin Li just sneered; how could he choose to fight on a disadvantageous battlefield.

"Lin Li: So how much longer do you two need? Otherwise, I'm going to keep pressing the remote control."

"Chen Yu: I'm already on the way, I'll be there in a few minutes."

"Ding Sihan: I'm still blow-drying my hair, it'll probably take another ten minutes or so. If you're tired of waiting at the entrance of the residential area, you can come to my house and sit for a while first."

"Lin Li: Are there adults there?"

"Ding Sihan: Of course there are, otherwise how could I feel at ease being alone in a room with a creature like you."

"Lin Li: Then I'm not going (putting on pants)."

"Ding Sihan: Lin Li, are you a lunatic!!!"

"Qu Wanqiu: The stuff in the parentheses is so low-tier."

"You have recalled a message."

"Lin Li: Then I'm not going (putting on Taobao 199 this year's new American retro spring and autumn youth casual jeans)."

"Lin Li: @Qu Wanqiu, it's 199 pants, 199 oh, whose lifetime is it again? Can you afford it? Hmm? Still low-tier? Hmm? Speak!"

Regarding Lin Li's statement, Qu Wanqiu summarized the following six points.

"Qu Wanqiu: ……"

Obviously, she was rendered speechless by his retort.

She was probably wanting to ease the relationship with him again, but didn't know how to speak, anxious and flustered.

Himself, win!

Before Lin Li could continue to wreak havoc on the group chat, a car stopped at the entrance of the residential area.

The thin autumn sunlight spilled onto the slowly opening car door. When the beige ankle boots touched the ground lightly, Lin Li smelled the citrus scent drifting in the wind.

I'm sniffing, sniffing, sniffing, sniffing, sniffing!

A milky white turtleneck sweater wrapped around her slender neck, and under the dark green plaid pleated skirt, two calves wearing black over-the-knee socks poked out.

The long hair that stretched out in the sunlight had a hint of brownish-yellow at the ends, giving a feeling of being dyed, but as the girl and the angle of the light intersected, one would find it was just bright ink-black.

Today didn't seem to be Chen Zhongping, nor was it the family driver, just a ride-hailing car, so there was no interaction. Chen Yu ran directly to Lin Li, and in the last three steps, she spat out a playful word with each step—

"Long, time, no, see."

These four words were spat out like slow motion, making each syllable very pleasant to hear.

Lin Li reached his hand into his pocket, and then, under Chen Yu's inquisitive gaze, took out a pair of…… disposable chopsticks.

Chen Yu: "?"

Why would this thing appear?

"Why did you suddenly take out chopsticks?" Chen Yu asked curiously.

"Because I saw my dish, let's eat, let's eat!"

Quickly tearing open the chopstick packaging, after shaking them in a circle with both hands, Lin Li pointed them at Chen Yu, rubbed them against each other to remove the burrs, and then kept tapping them against each other.

If he had dared to play with chopsticks like this when he was a child, Lin Li would have been whipped by Wu Min into a pulp.

But fortunately, he was a 'big' child now, and Wu Min couldn't manage this.

Chen Yu's face flushed slightly, and a faint but long-lasting sweet taste gradually began to spread from her chest to her whole body.

"Choke yourself to death."

Rewarding Lin Li here.

However, Chen Yu then remembered something, so she pinched her pleated skirt and turned a small circle to the left and right.

The skirt was then lifted slightly, revealing more porcelain-white, smooth thighs.

Slurp, slurp.

Chen Yu was just about to say the draft she had prepared in the car, but the next second she saw Lin Li reach out his chopsticks to pinch her thigh.

She really couldn't help it, raised her hand and slapped Lin Li hard—anyway, she felt she hit him very hard.

"What are you doing!"

"Eating, what else."

Actually, Lin Li had a secret he had never told Chen Yu: he was actually the brother of Naruto Uzumaki, Uzumaki Mouth.

So, quickly dazzle this thigh sashimi into his mouth!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, I am King Julian.

"Class Monitor, the action of you lifting your skirt just now is equivalent to the chef lifting the lid to serve the dish, I understand." So, Lin Li was slapped, what did that have to do with his hands? The chopsticks were already used, he had to eat.

Lin Beihai's thought-imprinting was very firm.

This thigh, must eat! This is preserving a seed for human civilization.

Disposable Chopsticks, full speed ahead!

Advance successful.

It's a pity that Chen Yu's thighs were really slippery; after the chopsticks touched them, they slid along the curve, the tips knocked together, and nothing was pinched.

This leg is probably maintained with Dove soap.

Alright, he could not eat it, but Lin Li really wanted to touch it.

"That's not it!"

Chen Yu jumped back half a step, away from Lin Li's eating range, and after lifting her skirt and turning slightly again, she said with a smile:

"I was letting you look at my skirt, Lin Li, this skirt of mine is over eight hundred yuan, whose lifetime is it again? Hmm? Speak, speak~"

The word 'speak' that should have been a loud question at the end, perhaps because Chen Yu wasn't good at this tone, had no power at all, and was even soft and weak.

But the cunning in her eyes overflowed, making her look cutely super-model-like.

Nuwa, come, turn on your mic, do you have the ability to say again that Earth OL is a fair game? Hmm?

Of course, if it's unfair, it's unfair, don't nerf it, keep buffing it!

We technique-bros love overpowered heroes the most.

Just love this kind of numerical beauty!

"What! It's actually over eight hundred! I didn't expect it to be four lifetimes of mine,"

The jeans he was wearing, worth 199 (actually 149, Lin Li reported 50 more to save face), were somewhat eclipsed.

It seemed Chen Yu was here to help Little Chiu Chiu regain some face, Lin Li nodded and said flatteringly:

"Class Monitor, I'm convinced, so I've decided to kneel and lick you."

"Of course, a real man lives between heaven and earth; if you don't want me to kneel, then I won't kneel."

Lin Li specializes in being obedient.

"Then what if I don't want you to lick?" Chen Yu asked back.

"This time I'll pretend I didn't hear it, don't say such things next time. I am the little emperor, I do what I want, you can't control me."

Lin Li changed his face exceptionally quickly.

Those who point out the faults of the monarch, whip them dozens of times, and drive them to another courtyard.

But if it's Ying Bao, then don't drive her to another courtyard.

Drive her to the inner courtyard.

Whip number…… sorry, I am guilty.

"Then neither is allowed." Chen Yu took another half step back, shook her head, and sighed with a smile: "Lin Li, if you continue to develop pervertedly, one day you will cocoon into…… a dirty big moth."

"Shouldn't it be cocoon into a butterfly? Don't mess with fixed phrases, hey!"

"What butterfly are you talking about?" Before Lin Li could speak, Ding Sihan's puzzled voice came from behind.

"Ah, saying I'm a reverse butterfly, a butterfly flying against the wind~" So Lin Li turned his head, started at zero frames, and burst into song.

Ding Sihan: "?"

The girl's blush surpassed all love words.

Sad news!

149 jeans battle damage +1.

(End of chapter)