Chapter 314: Everything is ready, only the east wind is missing

Listening to Lin Li's chanting, Ding Sihan was stunned.

Who said that simple Chinese civilians can't make civilian C4?

Isn't this it?

You remember, the only difference between C4 and A5 is that C4 has a countdown, but A5 doesn't. Using an OPPO A5 against an enemy, the enemy doesn't know when it will explode—of course, you don't know either.

"Is that still a phone you're playing with!"

After Ding Sihan was stunned for a while, she picked up her phone again, searched for a moment, and then raised her head to start a reverse chant at Lin Li:

"According to Article 125 of the Criminal Law and Article 30 of the Public Security Administration Punishments Law, manufacturing bombs without permission is a serious illegal act! Illegal manufacturing of explosives, regardless of whether it is used or causes consequences, constitutes the 'crime of illegal manufacturing of explosives', which can be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years; if the circumstances are serious, it can be sentenced to life imprisonment or even death!

Lin Li, go surrender, you can still be saved, you don't want Ying-bao to be a widow for you for the rest of her life, right!"

Chen Yuying: "?"

Why did you cue me too?

"Hehe, changing the subject, trying to deny your own incompetence, right."

Lin Li happily ignored this sentence and continued to poke Ding Sihan's lungs.

"You, you! I have level, this game has two ranks, I have reached the seventh rank before, equivalent to the king level of the king, and it is a double king, understand!"

Ding Yiji flushed, the veins on her forehead burst out, and she began to argue.

Then came difficult words, what "delay judgment can't count as empty knife", "role gradient T3", "hall ban position targeting"...

Bad, this Lin Li who has never played Identity V really doesn't understand.

But it doesn't matter, Lin Li has a formula, just follow the formula:

"If you're bad, practice more, if you can't afford to lose, don't play. Before is before, now is now. If you always compare the past with the present, why don't you compare it with when you were born!"

"?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah Lin Li, go die!!"

Ding Sihan is like this, getting anxious when she can't win, and a Leo flying kick upon getting up, the power is amazing.

Fortunately, Lin Li was also standing, and his kidney escaped a disaster.

"Come, Lin Li, come over, I'll give you the phone and you play, let's see what you can play!" Ding Sihan said angrily.

"I haven't played this game."

"Being afraid is being afraid!"

"Since you insist on being like this, heh, Ding Sihan, just watch how you can't even beat a novice." Seeing Ding Sihan so aggressive, Lin Li didn't stand on ceremony and made a harsh statement.

Confidence is the peak.

"Crushing defeat".

Hehe, I really can't do anything about you four, you all escaped.

"Lin Li, I believe you are a real novice." Ding Sihan covered her stomach with one hand, kneeling on the picnic mat laughing, her mocking smile as arrogant as Lin Li's before.

Lin Li sighed.

The script shouldn't be like this.

Damn, he's a cheater.

Like him, who has deep blue point additions, shouldn't he be questioned first, then indeed suffer at the beginning, but have heaven-defying comprehension, learn all the skills in one game, and finally make a wonderful counter-kill at the last moment, everyone gasps and says this child is terrifying, and then he says coolly, "Screenshots can be stolen, but talent?"

How could it be suffering at the beginning, continuing to suffer in the middle, and still suffering at the end?

He is not Zhou Baowei, why take so many potions.

System, you useless thing, I'm angry. Unless you send a few easy-to-complete tasks, I won't talk to you again, hmph.

"It's your points that dropped, and you're still happy." Lin Li could only say to Ding Sihan in a cool tone.

"Doesn't matter, it's worth it." Ding Sihan became generous this time.

However, Lin Li didn't care, actually... it was quite comfortable.

When playing the game just now, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were sitting on his left and right, both watching him play the game.

To be honest, Lin Li's mind wasn't even on the game.

Their heads leaned over, so close, when the wind blew, the citrus scent of the shampoo on their hair swept across his earlobes, and the warm breath poured out when the girls laughed formed a subtle temperature difference in the November wind. His earlobes were itchy, and his heart was itchy too.

This taste is not enough for outsiders to know.

He would be willing to lose ten more games, no, one hundred games—anyway, it was Ding Sihan's account, let alone dropping points, he wouldn't feel bad even if it was banned.

Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying, who was also smiling now, and teased: "Laughing so happily, let you play a game too? See if the smile will transfer?"

"No need, I don't really know how to play," Chen Yuying shook her head, "I haven't played this game a few times, Sihan called me to play, so I tried it."

"Then what games do you usually play?" Lin Li asked curiously, "Egg Party? Yuanmeng Star? Or~ there is a game that gets younger the more you play~ it's mobile Peace Elite~"

Lin Li, who was originally singing the song of Peace Elite rhythmically, suddenly lowered his head and looked at his phone.

Damn, did he just mention the four words Yuanmeng Star? Is Tencent already starting to help him download it?

Phew—fortunately, fortunately, not yet.

"There are some on the phone, but actually I haven't played them much," Chen Yuying shook her head with a smile, "I actually rarely play electronic games, there isn't one I've been playing all the time."

Lin Li indeed hadn't seen Chen Yuying play games much, so he asked curiously:

"So what do you usually do in your free time? You wouldn't be studying, right? Damn, I'm going to fight with you roll kings!"

Fighting for a bed is also fighting.

Fighting for a meal... although Lin Li has passed the status of eating a fight-for-meal, he is still willing to accompany Chen Yuying if she wants to eat.

"Of course not, usually I go out to play with my mom or do beauty and skincare, occasionally I go to take some special skill classes. You think I know a little bit about popular dance styles, how did I learn them?

The remaining fragmented leisure time is watching dramas, watching variety shows, brushing short videos, etc."

Chen Yuying shook her head with a smile and explained.

Oh oh, Lin Li almost forgot, children from rich families are like this, parents will take them to see the world and expand various interests.

For many of them, games are really not very necessary things. After all, reality can be more interesting, why invest in boring virtuality?

Only people who can't find fun in reality will indulge in it.

Damn, depressed, how can I live like this, jump.

Eh, wait, he seems to have four million in gold, almost forgot, hehe, then it's fine, not jumping. The opportunity to jump off a building should be left to others.

After all, jumping off a building might seal a rooftop, so it's better not to waste public resources.

"It's almost time to finish laughing, Han Zi, Identity V is not my home court, shall we do some farm work instead? I see you have it on your phone, I'm stronger at this."

Kicking Ding Sihan's calf with his knee, who was still laughing, Lin Li patted the picnic mat and said.

"Sure, play a match, let Ying-bao join too," Ding Sihan gave Lin Li's knee a counter-punch and nodded.

Chen Yuying heard this and obediently turned her phone screen horizontally, then there was a "timi" sound—she hadn't played for too long, so it must be updating, so let it download first.

"OK." Lin Li nodded.

"Lin Li, what hero do you plan to play?" After opening the game, Ding Sihan asked.

Lin Li: "Yao."

Ding Sihan: "(；o_o)?"

"Say it again, what are you playing?!" Ding Sihan resisted the urge to step forward, grab Lin Li by the collar, and question him, word by word.

"Yao, Sun Bin is also fine, 'I'm so cute, of course I'm a boy'~"

Lin Li artificially imitated the character's lines in the game, making Chen Yuying laugh.

"You're playing Yao, what is my Ying-bao playing?"

Ding Sihan was amused by Lin Li's reversal, and helped Chen Yuying speak.

"Don't girls all like middle-support? She can play middle lane."

Ding Sihan laughed again, but still without much smile: "Lin Li, you also know that girls like to play middle-support, then middle-support are both played by you two, what do I play? Play shooter, will you protect me?"

"You play shooter." Lin Li nodded upon hearing this.

"Sigh, that's fine, I'll pet you two—wait." Ding Sihan was about to nod, but suddenly realized something was wrong.

Raising her head, staring at Lin Li, squinting her eyes, and asking slowly:

"Lin Li... did you only answer half? Regarding the question 'will you protect me', did you not say it? Now, speak, answer me, Lin! Li!"

Lin Li slapped his thigh in annoyance, shaking his head and sighing at Ding Sihan's sharpness.

Faced with the questioning, he could only blink and not speak. At this time, silence is better than sound.

"Go die, Lin Li! You play support and don't protect me, so you're letting me fight two alone!!"

Playing Yao was of course a joke. Lin Li finally chose to play some handsome ones.

Although the match doesn't limit ranks, it still prioritizes low-rank matching with low-rank. Lin Li's rank this season is also low, so the three of them were killing everywhere in the fish pond game.

Chen Yuying was responsible for "gaga", Ding Sihan was responsible for "messing", and Lin Li was responsible for "killing" everywhere.

Time flies like an arrow, the sun and moon are like a shuttle.

The world changed color.

Molten gold and iron, the clouds were scorched by the setting sun, and the scarlet-gold sunlight filled the world.

"It's almost time, how about it, let's withdraw."

Another "victory" rang out on the three's phones. Looking at the sunset on the horizon, Lin Li stretched.

"Good~ it's really time to go." Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also nodded and stood up.

So the three started to pack up the picnic mat and the food on it.

At this time, a sudden violent wind hit. Looking up, the camphor branches and leaves surged into emerald waves in the twilight, rustling.

The green and yellow interlaced leaves broke free from the branches, drawing trajectories in the sky, the leaf edges plated with molten gold halos.

This picture is quite beautiful.

Not just the three, almost everyone in the park was enjoying the beautiful scenery brought by this autumn gale.

The girl's long hair was stirred into flowing clouds by the wind, fallen leaves intertwined in it, and the hair on Lin Li's forehead was also brushed up, revealing his entire forehead.

The wind rose and stopped, leaving only fallen leaves all over the ground.

"So beautiful~"

"I recorded a little!"

Releasing the feet that were stepping on the picnic mat to keep it from flying around, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan sighed.

"At a time like this, if you were under a tree and took a live photo, it would definitely be beautiful!" Ding Sihan said with some yearning, "I've already thought of the action, use your hand to smooth your hair behind your ears, and then look back."

"Hmm, it should be great." Chen Yuying also nodded in approval.

"Sigh, it's a pity that it comes and goes quickly, it's gone now." Ding Sihan sighed a little, but didn't regret it too much, after all, it was something that couldn't be sought.

But, isn't this a coincidence?

Why does he cultivate immortality? Isn't it just to help girls take beautiful photos?

Long live pretending to be cool!

"I have a way." Therefore, when Lin Li heard this, he snapped his fingers without hesitation and said to the two:

"It's just wind, I have a way to get it for you. You two go under the tree to pose, and the other can prepare to take pictures. Don't wait for the wind to come and you miss the opportunity again."

"What way? You wouldn't wait for us to go over and then puff at us here, right?"

Ding Sihan's eyes were vigilant, and as she spoke, she covered her nose, seemingly already smelling the smell: "Eww, so smelly."

Lin Li: "?"

Damn, except for the smelly part, it seems quite in line with the things his persona could do.

"It's not being cheap, trust me once, this time I swear with my hair, if I'm playing with you, I'll shave my head next week." Lin Li raised his four fingers to the sky.

"Playing so big?" Ding Sihan raised her eyebrows and clicked her tongue: "Then I have to believe it."

"Let's go, Lin Li should be able to do it, trust him." Chen Yuying smiled and pulled Ding Sihan under the tree.

Lin Li also started his own preparations.

"Woof woof!"

"Woof woof!"

"Money, Lucky, be quiet! Curiously ask, what are you doing?"

The owner of Wangcai and Lucky, who was also preparing to leave, passed by Lin Li with her friends and saw Lin Li inserting small flags made of paper towels into the grass, so she asked curiously.

"My classmates want to take pictures, want to take pictures of fallen leaves flying under the tree in a strong wind."

While explaining, his movements didn't stop. Lin Li took off his shoes and picked up a small branch—curved, long and short, far from the perfect one he picked up during the autumn outing.

"Think it's beautiful, but what does this have to do with you here..."

The female owner still didn't understand what the connection was, so she asked again.

"I'm learning from Zhuge Liang to borrow the east wind, sister. This is a green, red, black, and white flag inserted according to the twenty-eight constellations—but the conditions are a bit bitter now, only paper towel white flags, and this is the incense table, this is the offering—the conditions are also a bit bitter, only half a pack of Pocky.

Just mean it, God should understand what I mean."

Disheveled hair and barefoot, Lin Li, who was preparing to dance with a sword, explained while pointing at the things on the ground.

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, female owner: "?"

Not brother?

You're also borrowing the east wind?

"Lin Li! You still say you're not playing with us! I'm angry, you must be bald next week."

Ding Sihan, who also heard the conversation, was originally ready to help Chen Yuying take pictures first, but now she

"Let's forget about the bald head..." Chen Yuying said softly.

Although she didn't think Lin Li would look ugly bald, his current hairstyle must be more suitable.

"Trust me once, what Zhuge Liang could do, I can do too, just watch!" But Lin Li turned back and said confidently and firmly, then began to dance with his sword.

Having learned sword arts, Lin Li's sword dancing was quite decent, even possessing a bit of heroic spirit.

Ding Si shook her head, not caring; forget it, watching a sword dance wasn't bad.

But if Lin Li suddenly turned around later and said the wind he brought for himself and Yingbao was called 'Jade Tree Facing the Wind,' then his kidney would be done! for!

Lin Li began to mutter incantations:

"To take good photos, one should use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the East Wind is missing..."

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."

The woman watching the show nearby: "(；o_o)?"

What kind of East Wind are you borrowing, for heaven's sake!

Are you going to destroy the pet-friendly par... no, are you going to destroy the Gold... no, are you going to destroy the entire Nansang County!!

That thing shouldn't be summoned!!

The woman looked up; thankfully, there were no sonic booms or gradually enlarging black dots, at least not for now.

The woman continued to watch Lin Li dancing with his sword.

She didn't feel there was anything to mock; she smiled at her friends, only thinking that this was the kind of craziness that belonged to these teenagers in their unbridled youth—youth should be carefree and flamboyant, why care about anything else.

Whether it was the boy borrowing the East Wind or the girls waiting for the wind, their faces all carried sincere smiles, all writing out this answer.

Youth is truly great; it warms the corpses of us corporate slaves.

Feeling a bit sentimental, the woman and her friends prepared to leave.

Hair fluttering.

"Whoosh—"

The wind, it came.

"It's here! What do you say! Ding Si! Apologize to me! Call me! Keep calling!"

"Wow!!"

"It really came!"

When the exclamations of the teenagers behind them rang out, she and her friends immediately stopped and turned their heads.

The wind had truly come; the East Wind rose, leaves rustled, and fallen leaves swirled and landed beside the girl under the tree—the scene was incredibly beautiful.

Fortunately, another girl who had been prepared recorded this scene.

"So beautiful! Yingbao! Perfect!"

"Really~"

"Change your pose!"

"Even more perfect! Again, again, click click click!"

It's great, the woman thought.

The wind continued to blow their voices over.

"My turn, my turn, I want to take photos too! Why did the wind get smaller? Lin Li, can you summon the wind again? I beg you, if you can only summon this one gust, I'm really going to be angry—the kind that's truly angry!"

"Although I'm already about to vomit blood, Ding Zi, since you've said so, how could I let you down!"

"Borrow another five hundred gusts of wind from the heavens!"

The boy began to dance with his 'sword' again, while the girls watched him with full joy and anticipation, waiting for that 'surprise.'

At some point, the woman and her friends all had smiles on their faces.

"Damn it, Ding Ding, my magic power seems to be running out."

"Eh, Ah Ding, don't be anxious yet, back off, go back! Don't kick me yet, I still have a move! I still have a move!"

The boy took a deep breath and brought out his trump card—

"Heavens! I am willing to trade ten years of Bai Bufan's peach blossom luck for another gust of East Wind! I beg you! He'll do anything!"

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come..."

"Wind, come!"

Perhaps miracles exist in the world, perhaps the world yields to beautiful youth; when the second gust of wind arrived as promised, the woman and her friends were left in numb shock.

"It's here! What did I say! What did I tell you, I am—the Son! Of! Wind!"

"Old Ding, watch your expression, Class Monitor, hurry up and take the photo! My HP is bottoming out, I might not be able to summon a third gust—"

"Taking it now~"

This gust of wind, which only a small portion of people in the park noticed, slowly subsided again.

Chen Yuying and Ding Si both took photos they were satisfied with.

The wind blew longer than expected, and later they even handed the phone to that older sister, letting her take a perfect group photo of the three of them in the fallen leaves under the tree.

The three of them began to pack up again; now they could go back without any regrets.

"Lin Li, how did you do it?" Ding Si asked, though she wouldn't admit it, with a hint of admiration.

As for Chen Yuying, she just kept a sweet, small smile, looking at Lin Li.

"I used a cheat, I'm playing in creative mode, this wind was generated by me entering a cheat code." Lin Li was rarely honest.

Pop quiz: GTA4 helicopter cheat code (5 points)?

Answer: 359-555-0100.

Hmm, perfect memory, worthy of the time he spent writing these numbers in a notebook back in elementary school.

"Tell the truth!" Ding Si refused to believe it.

"Oh, it's just like Zhuge Liang back then, I just saw on my phone that it was going to be windy, so I just had to wait. If it came, I'm awesome; if it didn't, I'd commit seppuku to apologize and kowtow to you both, you wouldn't really force me to go bald, would you."

Lin Li had no choice but to smile and make up a lie.

"Is that so... eh? Really? Why does my phone's weather forecast have absolutely no such notification?"

Ding Si was now half-believing, but after looking at her own phone, she was puzzled again.

"You really need to change your phone, maybe it's not that you're bad, but the phone."

Ding Si frowned, but forget it, whatever, maybe that's how it is, it doesn't matter anyway, does it.

She turned to start admiring the photos on her phone.

The three walked toward the park entrance; while putting her phone back into her crossbody bag, she pulled out a yellowish-brown fallen leaf, held it up to the sky, and muttered to herself:

"Do you think the leaf's departure is the pursuit of the wind, or the tree's failure to hold on?"

Lin Li: "It's abscisic acid."

Ding Si: "?"

"What, you're not convinced? Class Monitor, am I right?" Seeing Ding Si's unfriendly look, Lin Li sneered and looked at Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

Thus, Lin Li became even more arrogant: "Ding Si, I don't know how you study biology, no wonder your grades are so bad, hehe, dummy!"

"Ahhhhh, you guy with zero romantic cells, go die!!"

"Incorrect, inaccurate, and not hitting the nail on the head," Lin Li shook his head, "After I go to the bathroom, I don't use paper, I use roses, I'm super romantic."

Ding Si, Chen Yuying: "?"

"You're romantic my foot!! Just go die!"

Inside the pet park.

Wangcai and Laifu looked confused, not knowing why their owner didn't plan to go home again.

As for the woman and her friends, they first guiltily looked in the direction where Lin Li and the others had left, and after confirming that all three were gone and wouldn't return, they immediately gathered under this tree.

Great, the "Twenty-Eight Mansions orientation flags" Lin Li left behind, as well as the "incense table" and the "sword" used for dancing, were all still there.

As for the half-pack of Pocky used as "offerings," although it had been taken away by Lin Li, it didn't matter, they had some too!

"Quick, quick, I remember it, I'll dance with the sword to borrow the wind, you guys go under the tree and get ready to take photos!"

"Okay!"

"To take good photos, one should use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the East Wind is missing..."

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."

The woman happily began to replicate Lin Li.

"Wind, come!"

"Wind, come!!"

"Wind, come!!!"

"..."

The world was silent, a crow seemed to fly by, leaving behind six howls.

The friends under the tree: "..."

The woman blinked; holy crap, why didn't it work when it was her turn?

Perhaps the method of opening was wrong.

"Wind, come!"

"The wind is blowing!"

No language worked, but then, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up; she realized which step she had gotten wrong—

Taking a deep breath, the woman shouted:

"Heavens! I am also willing to trade ten years of Bai Bufan's peach blossom luck for another gust of East Wind! I beg you! He'll do anything!"

The leaves didn't move a bit; Wangcai and Laifu were already lying on the ground preparing to sleep.

Could it be... that the credit has run out...

Woman: tat.

Damn it, fairy tales are all lies.

Bai Bufan, who was preparing to 'do his business' at home, suddenly sneezed.

His body seemed a bit weak; Bai Bufan shook his head, forget it, it seems he can't do it for the rest of the day, let's do it tomorrow.

—Of course, Bai Bufan was talking about games.

(End of chapter)