Chapter 313: The strong are like this, never complaining about the environment

Actually, it's quite good for Ding Sihan to be like this. She can go out in the summer with her shoulders bare, how cool. Anyway, in a county town like Nansang, as long as it's not in the business district, no one cares about this.

And usually, when going downstairs, there is no worry about other girls not seeing the stairs and easily stepping on air, the safety factor is pulled to the max.

However, Lin Li was actually slandering her; Ding Sihan does have them.

The gap between 0 and 1 is still very large, it cannot be confused—this matter is also recorded in detail in Chengdu.

It can only be said to be human nature.

Girls like Chen Yuying who are thin and tall and can have good curves are a very small minority in Asia. Most high-thin girls don't have much there.

There are too few thin branches hanging with big fruits.

Those seen after entering society are mostly the result of acquired efforts—gathering bras, pads, technology and ruthless work...

Of course, this still doesn't prevent Lin Li from sighing for Ding Sihan.

Perhaps even dogs know that after being abandoned, don't shamelessly come up. Wangcai and Laifu, after being abandoned by Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying once and Lin Li went to play, were no longer so enthusiastic.

Blue comes from Bufan and wins over Bufan.

However, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying didn't care. They had played for so long, and they were just tired.

Returning, looking at Lin Li lying on the picnic mat, Ding Sihan went up and gave him another side kick.

"... Hmm? What's wrong?" Lin Li opened his eyes.

"Did you really fall asleep?" Ding Sihan asked with some surprise.

After all, normally, she should have heard an exaggerated "my kidney."

Only if he was really asleep could he have such a flat reaction.

"Yes," Lin Li sat up, nodded, and then looked at Ding Sihan with a sneer:

"Ding Sihan, you were the one who kicked me just now, right? I have a bad temper when I wake up, you're finished. If you apologize to me now, I might forgive you."

"Who doesn't have a bad temper when they wake up? If people without a bad temper don't suffocate when they wake up, they'll die." Ding Sihan wasn't scared at all, and even responded with some disdain.

Lin Li: "..."

Little Ding is becoming more and more abstract. Damn Bai Bufan, it was all you, this dog thing, who led her astray.

"Since you're awake, get up and take a group photo for me and Ying-bao." Ding Sihan urged.

Ding Sihan had no psychological burden about waking up Lin Li, who was really asleep.

Just like Ding Sihan didn't care how Lin Li choked her or suddenly attacked her, and wouldn't really get angry, she also didn't think there was anything wrong with giving Lin Li a kick on a whim.

Good friends should be like this, not to mention Lin Li deserved it.

Not making him kowtow twice was already a great mercy.

"Received, received~"

Lin Li stood up, took out his phone, and walked with Ding Sihan toward Chen Yuying, who had already started looking for scenes and pets willing to cooperate in the park.

"Ding Sihan, you just said you have a bad temper when you wake up, right?" Lin Li asked suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Ding Sihan turned her head vigilantly.

"Just tell me if you have it or not, curious." Lin Li said in a casual tone.

"A little, what's wrong?" The vigilance in Ding Sihan's eyes didn't disappear, and she even took a step back.

"Tsk—" Sure enough, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with a complex look, then shook his head, and "whispered" a tsk: "I didn't expect you to play so big in private..."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"How does having a bad temper when waking up mean playing so big in private?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.

Lin Li smiled without saying a word.

Because Lin Li suddenly discovered a secret.

—People with a bad temper when waking up are all awake and angry.

Tsk, I didn't expect Ding Sihan to have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and I thought she was an honest child, but it turns out she smokes and drinks in private.

"Speak! What's wrong with having a bad temper when waking up?!"

Seeing the strange smile on Lin Li's face, Ding Sihan subconsciously stared at her surroundings, then slapped his back heavily and shouted.

Lin Li still smiled without saying a word.

This kind of joke isn't suitable to be made in front of girls, and Bai Bufan isn't around, so he can only hold it in his heart.

Saying it out would result in being kicked at least thirty times, but just smiling without saying a word only requires being kicked once. Which one has a higher cost-performance ratio is self-evident.

After taking this kick, they started taking pictures.

There wasn't much that needed Lin Li to take pictures specifically.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying could take pictures of each other, it was just inconvenient to take long-distance group photos and group photos of the three including Lin Li.

"Then I'll go back and squint for a while."

So after taking a few photos that they were satisfied with and felt allowed to survive in the album and Moments, Lin Li yawned and said.

Full of food and drink, slightly tipsy, plus the perfect weather today, it would be a pity not to sleep.

"Sleep, sleep."

The music he had never heard before was melodious, and the faint sound of dogs barking and playing broke into his ears.

Open eyes.

The dark green plaid skirt hem swayed in the wind, close at hand, the sunlight leaking into the skirt folds was cutting Lin Li's line of sight.

Looking up, it was a milky white sweater, with a few strands of pet hair that hadn't been taken off hanging on it.

It seems that Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan had finished taking pictures and returned to the picnic mat, and his sleeping posture had unknowingly changed from lying on his back to lying on his side.

The touch of his palm was warm and cool.

When he realized this later, Lin Li looked to the right.

The girl was sitting flat on the edge of the picnic mat, her left leg bent and propped up, the arm holding the phone pressed tightly against it, while her right leg was stretched straight forward. The black over-the-knee socks were stretched into a semi-transparent texture behind the knees, and a few broken leaves were stuck to them.

And on the flat right leg, in the absolute territory where the black over-the-knee socks and the skirt edge met, the palm of his right hand was pressing on two inches of exposed skin, his fingertips half-suspended.

Both the warmth and the coolness came from this.

Lin Li: o. o.

Lin Li: o. o?

Lin Li: ovo!

Damn, damn, Lin Li felt at this moment that he must be the happiest person in the world to wake up from a nap.

—As for the unluckiest person in the world to wake up from a nap, it is undoubtedly Captain America.

The old white flag from Brooklyn, New York, slept for seventy years, and woke up to find an agricultural tool giving him orders, telling him to go work, and calling him some kind of director. It was truly capped, Captain America's sky collapsed.

Think about it, you wake up, the dishwasher is holding a socket and plugging your butt, and at the same time commanding you to wash dishes. Isn't this terrifying?

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. How Captain America is doesn't matter anymore. Anyway, Lin Li was happy.

Well done, right hand!

Well done, body!

It seems that the tangible big hand has fully exerted its subjective initiative. Maybe he was parasitized by a parasitic beast.

Lin Li's originally wide-open eyes then chose to half-close.

In ancient times, the front wolf feigned sleep to lure the enemy; today, Lin Li feigns sleep to explore feelings.

Chen Yuying was playing with her phone with a faint smile. The movement of her fingertips looked like she was scrolling through Douyin, and she didn't notice him.

It was really a good opportunity.

Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, then began to adjust his right hand. Originally, in a natural state, only the palm root and a few fingertips were touching the thigh, but as time passed, slowly, slowly, the fingertips also gradually stuck to it, perfectly fitting.

So the girl turned her head.

Lin Li immediately closed his eyes, and his hand didn't move anymore.

Chen Yuying tilted her head, first looking at the hand that was completely different from just now and not natural at all, then moved to Lin Li's face.

Shallow sleep marks pressed on his side cheeks, grass clippings stuck to his chin, his Adam's apple slid with his breathing, and it wasn't just his Adam's apple that jumped with his breathing.

Lin Li is really getting better and better looking.

He is the Xi Shi in her eyes.

However, the shallow smile at the corner of his mouth, which was slightly different from just now, had verified Chen Yuying's guess.

Hmph, pretending to sleep.

But Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose him, whatever, turned her head back, and continued to look at her phone.

But ten seconds later, Chen Yuying felt the salty pig hand on her right leg slide up and down.

At this moment, what Chen Yuying felt in her heart wasn't shame or anger, but a desire to laugh, and she almost laughed out loud.

Not even acting anymore, huh?

The amplitude was large, he couldn't have not known that if he moved like this, she would definitely notice.

This time, she couldn't just let it go. This is a guy who will open a dyeing workshop if you give him a little pigment. If she indulges him this time, she doesn't know what he will "secretly" touch next.

"Slap." So, extending her index and middle fingers, Chen Yuying lightly flicked the back of Lin Li's hand.

Lin Li didn't speak, just played dead, his hand didn't move at all.

Chen Yuying looked at this guy who was pretending to sleep for more than ten seconds, bit her lower lip with her teeth, flicked it open, and looked back at her phone again.

This time only five seconds passed.

Slide.

Lin Li felt he had discovered a room-temperature superconductor, because this leg felt like it had no resistance at all.

The dark clouds above the building of materials physics were cleared away by Lin Li, respect.

Of course, setting aside materials physics, it is also superconducting.

"Slap."

For the second time, Chen Yuying laughed softly and scolded: "If you're awake, take your hand away. I let you put it there because I was afraid of waking you up again, pig's trotter."

I know, I know, but what does Lin Li, who is asleep, have to do with taking his hand away when he's awake?

This jade-like warm touch is not common, it feels even more addictive than pinching cheeks.

Of course, Lin Li needs to emphasize that he is not a leg fetishist.

Really not, leg fetish refers to the phenomenon of having strong interest or sexual preference for legs, but Lin Li doesn't have a preference, he likes everything, changing to feet, hands, or buttocks is the same, so it doesn't count as any fetish.

Strictly speaking, this is called pure lust, so please respect, Lin Li is not a leg fetishist.

Now the main tactic is: if the enemy moves, I don't move; if the enemy doesn't move, then I move.

—Unless Chen Yuying burns his butt with a cigarette butt, then he has to move.

Although the gaze can't be touched or seen, many times, people do perceive it.

Somewhat certain that Chen Yuying was still looking at him, Lin Li had to continue feigning sleep.

"Did you really fall asleep?" Chen Yuying's voice with a smile rang out lightly.

It's just a small trick, of course Lin Li wouldn't fall for such a childish trap, his brain urgently stopped the signal of his body wanting to nod.

Chen Yuying pursed her lips, then laughed first, and her soft voice came again:

"Then the little friend who is asleep, please raise your hand, let's see who sleeps the fastest, best, and most wonderfully~"

Lin Li's left hand, which was being pressed by him, stretched forward as if hearing a decree, and after being freed, grew wildly upward like a vine.

Damn, couldn't hold it back.

Ying-bao, the password for my bank card is 129836.

Four million in gold is in the box on the left of the bedroom.

The half pack of paper Bai Bufan lost last time is actually in the locker behind my classroom.

Looking at Lin Li's very standard hand-raising, although one had eyes open and one had eyes closed, both of them laughed out loud at the same time.

After laughing, Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's forearm from bottom to top this time and issued an ultimatum: "Take it away."

There was no other way. After secretly touching it again, Lin Li reluctantly took his hand away and officially opened his eyes, sitting up: "Good morning, Squad Leader, you just woke up too, what a coincidence."

The fallen leaves piled on his waist fell with the movement.

And there were a few leaves on the side he was lying on.

Maybe he put a few on himself when he was lying on his back, and put a few more when he was lying on his side.

"Yeah." Chen Yuying answered with a smile.

"What time is it?"

Lin Li stretched, his gaze crossed Chen Yuying, and he found that Ding Sihan had been there all along, not pretending to be dead or stupid, but now she was wearing headphones and looking at the horizontal screen, her ten fingers tapping, her brows slightly frowned.

Obviously, she was playing a game, and it was a losing game.

Playing a losing game in such a perfect weather, this useless thing.

"Four-thirty, you probably slept for less than an hour." Chen Yuying answered.

"Not bad, slept very comfortably." Lin Li said, looking at Chen Yuying's legs.

Chen Yuying flattened her legs and pulled the hem of her pleated skirt down without any meaning—it would bounce back to about the same distance immediately.

You said comfortable, it's best to be sleep.

"I'll go wash my face." Lin Li walked toward the sink.

"Okay, bring some paper."

After washing his face at the park sink, Lin Li didn't sit down, but stood between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, looking down at Ding Sihan's phone.

So she was playing Identity V.

I don't know if Dian Wei is sleeping in Ding Sihan's body.

After a nap, his mouth became greedy again. Lin Li took a bag of potato chips from the snack bag on the picnic mat, tore it open, and ate it with a crunching sound.

Sharing is a virtue.

Virtue is butter.

Butter is "My Girlfriend is a Bully", "Agent 17", "Phoenix"...

Thought too far, because he wanted to share, Lin Li took out a complete big potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying.

"Eat potato chips?"

Chen Yuying reached out to take it, but Lin Li shook it and dodged her hand.

But it wasn't to tease her, but to bring the potato chip to her mouth, and said with a smile: "It's all powder, you have to wipe your hands after taking it, so troublesome, just eat it."

Looking at the potato chip that was close at hand and even intended to lean over, Chen Yuying pursed her lips and tilted her head back slightly.

She still reached out and took the potato chip, feeding it to herself.

Lin Li didn't care, didn't obsess over it, the teasing just now was already excessive, just took out another potato chip: "Ding Sihan!!"

"What!"

Ding Sihan didn't even raise her head, just quickly pulled down one earphone with her hand, let it fall on the picnic mat, and then continued to operate the character attentively.

She seemed to be a regulator, busy catching those thieves.

"Eat potato chips!" Lin Li reached down and brought the potato chip to her mouth.

Ding Sihan wasn't pretentious, and there was nothing wrong with this. Very naturally, her head moved but her eyes didn't, leaned toward Lin Li's hand, pursed the potato chip with her lips, sucked it into her mouth, and ate it.

Lin Li continued to eat, while watching Ding Sihan's game operation.

The gaze is tangible.

Lin Li turned his head, Chen Yuying was looking at him.

After noticing Lin Li looking over, Chen Yuying withdrew her gaze unnaturally again and looked at her phone blankly.

One second later.

Glanced at Lin Li with a guilty conscience, and withdrew it again.

Lin Li blinked.

Not quite sure if it was what he guessed, so Lin Li took out a potato chip again and handed it to Chen Yuying's mouth: "Squad Leader, do you want to eat more? If you want to eat, just say it."

Chen Yuying didn't make eye contact with Lin Li, and this time she didn't insist on doing it herself. After a pause of less than half a second, she leaned forward and bit the potato chip, eating it.

ovo.

ovo!

ovo!!!

Damn, baby, you are too cute.

Lin Li, who found that he had guessed correctly, had a volcano erupting in his heart.

"One more piece! Lin Li!" And Ding Sihan's battle was in full swing, continuing to order without raising her head.

Potato chips are like this, it's fine when you haven't eaten them, but when the taste lingers in your mouth after eating one, you naturally want to eat the second one.

Lin Li had no objections.

Arigato Sihan-san, you eat a lot!

As a good brother of Zhou Baowei, Lin Li naturally learned the Baowei distribution method, so he started with one for Old Ding and one for me, one for Ying-bao and one for me.

Of course, they were all fed by Lin Li, and neither girl moved.

Hehe, taking care of two lazy dogs still made Lin Li feel quite accomplished.

The portion of bagged potato chips today is very small, almost all air. Selling air and giving potato chips, too kind.

The three of them finished it quickly.

Lin Li sucked his fingers, and seeing Chen Yuying smiling and handing over a tissue that was a bit late, Lin Li took it and shrugged.

So what if I suck my fingers.

Those who can not suck their fingers after eating potato chips can, very great.

But, what is the difference between not sucking your fingers after eating Wangwang Senbei and not licking the yogurt lid after eating yogurt? You must have quit drugs. With such perseverance, you will succeed in everything you do.

"I want more!" Ding Sihan is a little greedy cat. Seeing that no potato chips had been handed over for a long time, she gave Lin Li a sweep kick with her leg lying flat on the picnic mat.

"I, I don't have a drop left." Lin Li responded with tiger-wolf words.

"Then get me Pocky, matcha flavor." Ding Sihan's attention was on the game, so she didn't complain, but Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.

"You kid really treated me as a servant." Lin Li kicked the edge of Ding Sihan's shoe lightly and laughed and scolded.

"Hurry up, Little Linzi!" Ding Sihan climbed up the pole.

"Yes!" There is no freedom in the palace, the little servant Lin Li could only obey the order.

Doesn't matter, just keep feeding, Chen Yuying wants to eat too.

A few minutes later.

"Damn it!!"

Ding Sihan angrily threw her phone onto her thigh, biting the Pocky in her mouth with great force, crunching as if biting an enemy.

"Little Ding Ding, you useless thing, do you know what the wood that burns fire is called? Firewood!"

Lin Li, who watched the whole process, naturally wouldn't give up this good opportunity to mock.

Although Lin Li didn't play Identity V, he still recognized the four words "crushing defeat" on the settlement screen just now.

It seems that quite a few escaped, not even a draw.

"You, this..."

Ding Sihan was a bit ashamed and speechless, then even more dissatisfied, picked up the phone on her thigh and threw it at the picnic mat, saying stubbornly with a guilty conscience:

"It's, it's this phone that's too laggy and old, many of my operations were deformed because of it! If the phone were better, I would definitely have won."

Damn, so girls will also be stubborn when they lose games? Lin Li almost thought he was facing Bai Bufan.

"Is the internet a bit laggy too?" Seeing that Ding Sihan didn't say this, Lin Li reminded warmly.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ding Sihan nodded repeatedly, "The internet is too laggy too!"

"Hehe."

"Trash is trash, being stubborn is trash among trash, human among Kun."

Lin Li immediately revealed his cruel true face upon hearing this, smiling and mocking:

"The strong never complain about their environment. I once used an OPPO A5 under the scorching noon sun with 2% battery left, 98% memory usage, status bar full, using 3G network, graphics set to max, 30 frames, 460 ping, hands full of sweat, power-saving mode on, phone overheating while charging and playing, still wearing a phone case, recording the screen, playing music, and fighting while watching videos in the background with fluid operations."

Whose life is this? Hmm? Ding Sihan, speak!"

Ding Sihan: "?"

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