Chapter 325: Everyone Will Succeed (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
The "Heavenly Secret Mirror" was of very good quality; let alone using it to smash a little bear, it was more than enough to smash walnuts.
While eating the freshly shelled walnut kernels, Lin Li wiped the walnut powder off the cracked "Heavenly Secret Mirror," retracted it into the system, and let it repair itself.
Grass.
Is weather considered a heavenly secret? Although Lin Li really didn't want to admit it, he also felt it counted.
But, but!
You can't really give yourself this kind of heavenly secret.
You are a magic treasure, buddy. You should be giving that kind of unspeakable, unviewable secret information that requires a huge price to peek at, right?
For example, what exactly did the pangolin say, the 1999 confidentiality agreement, the entrance to the private circle of welfare girls, whether Zhu Chongba had ever sold his ass when he was a beggar in his early years, etc. —all these would be fine.
But you just give the weather.
Mirror Brother, I know you can make a move, but it really wasn't the time for you to make a move.
If he wanted to see the weather, he could just look at the weather forecast directly, and he could even see the future for a whole week or even half a month.
What is this?
"Black Gold Plus Advanced On-Demand Ultimate Heavenly Secret Member Mirror"?
However, Lin Li thought about it, and he could still pin his hopes on the fact that his refinement level of it was too low.
It was because the refinement wasn't in place that it could only capture such shallow things. In the future, as he refined it deeper and more thoroughly, it would truly become the guiding light on his life's path.
Please, it must be like this. Don't let it be because there is no Heavenly Dao in reality, so the Heavenly Secret Stone is strong when it meets the strong and weak when it meets the weak, and it only has this level.
This kind of thing, please don't.
But just sighing a few times, Lin Li yawned and went to bed.
Friday, Friday, full of life, beating drums, wanting to dance.
This is the wonderful Friday that is different from the damn Monday and the insidious Wednesday. The smiles of the boys in the hallway were even more sincere than usual.
Each and every one of them was like Jie Xusheng, turning into a sunny and cheerful boy.
Friday is such a wonderful noun.
Oh, wait, except for Friday in *Robinson Crusoe*, that n-word, bad.
"Weekend, weekend, senior sister, senior sister..." Wang Ze held the guardrail with both hands, pulling his body forward with force, and after leaning against the guardrail, he naturally fell backward, repeating this.
"Wang Ze, I know you're in Seven-Star Entertainment now, but don't get horny at the guardrail," Lin Li glanced at Wang Ze and said.
The self-repair speed of the "Heavenly Secret Mirror" was still quite fast; it was repaired in less than a day, much shorter than the "Duck Blood Bottle."
However, Lin Li didn't pour spiritual energy into it again; at the very least, he would wait until he had refined it further before talking about it.
"Get lost!" Wang Ze stopped his movements, laughed and scolded, then hesitated and sighed: "Lin Li, do you think... should I prepare flowers or something tomorrow to be romantic?"
"Romance requires a price," Lin Li felt a bit nostalgic, "I once hid a rose behind my back."
"And then?" Seeing Lin Li pause, Wang Ze asked curiously.
"The girl in front of me was unwilling to accept it," Lin Li said sadly.
"Why?" Wang Ze swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"She said... take it out, there's surveillance here."
Lin Li looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, not letting his sad tears flow out: "The flower shop owner later called my mom. The price is really high."
Wang Ze: (;o_o)?
So it was you who hid the rose behind your back, and the flower shop owner didn't accept it because there was surveillance?
"It's your damn timing that went wrong! Don't touch romance when doing things like being a thief!" Wang Ze raised his middle finger.
"Exactly, Lin Li, you're really low," Bai Bufan also looked at Lin Li with disdain and lifted his chin toward Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, listen to me, send flowers, you still have to send flowers."
"Rare for a dog's mouth to spit out human words," Wang Ze looked at Bai Bufan and asked: "What flowers should I buy? Do you have any suggestions? Hey, Bufan, aren't you staying at school this week too? Accompany me to pick some after school?"
"Buy flowers? Why buy them? Don't you have them yourself?" Bai Bufan said in surprise:
"When you finish confessing, just turn around, stick your ass up, and say to Senior Sister Qian: 'Baby, this is the chrysanthemum I'm giving you. From now on, it's yours. Don't pity it, use it however you want.' Wouldn't that be fine?"
"By then, prostate orgasm, you'll be happy to death."
"Bufan, you don't have the qualifications to call me low," Lin Li didn't even turn his head, looking at the ground happily.
Wang Ze took a deep breath, then smiled: "Mentioning chrysanthemums in front of me, right? Bufan, you really have courage."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Wait, wait—"
"I was wrong, brother, I'll accompany you after school, okay! Abstinence, don't mess around!"
The two were playing games when the chemistry teacher walked out of Class 5 toward Class 4, holding a white square basin containing some chemical experimental instruments.
"Holy shit, after dragging it out for so long, we're also in bad luck."
Watching the group of Class 5 students coming out to go to the bathroom behind the teacher, Lin Li didn't gloat, only feeling a sense of shared grief.
The preparatory bell rang, and several people returned to the classroom.
Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li returning to his seat, blinked, and asked in a low voice: "Have you thought about it?"
She was asking about the punishment for losing to Lin Li.
"Thinking about it, thinking about it," Lin Li, who had actually thought about it long ago, said with a smile.
Returned to his seat.
The chemistry teacher was taking the instruments out of the square tray one by one and placing them on the podium.
"Class begins." When the bell rang, the chemistry teacher clapped his hands.
"Stand up."
"Hello, students."
"Hel—lo—Tea—cher."
"Sit down." After finishing the classroom procedure, the chemistry teacher patted the desktop: "Today we are doing an experiment in this class."
"Everyone turn your textbooks to page 78, the chapter on metals and their compounds."
"We have done the experiment of electrolyzing water to produce hydrogen before. Today we will produce hydrogen through another method—iron reacting with water vapor."
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
"I will never forget your world-shocking wisdom," Lin Li said with a chuckle.
Bai Bufan had made a proposal during that experiment class.
—"Since electrolysis of water can produce hydrogen and oxygen, and people who drown do so because they lack oxygen, why not pass high-voltage electricity into the water after someone drowns to electrolyze a large amount of water to get a large amount of oxygen to provide to the drowning person to breathe?"
"That's enough," Bai Bufan sweated, "Lin Li, you're not a good thing either."
Lin Li had drawn inferences from Bai Bufan's proposal.
—"Reverse thinking, if there is a fire in the future, why not pass hydrogen into the fire scene? This way, hydrogen will react with oxygen to produce water. Not only can water extinguish the fire, but the consumption of oxygen can further prevent the spread of the flames."
After hearing the two's words at the end of class, the chemistry teacher almost couldn't catch his breath.
Who could have imagined that in his small class, there were hidden the Ox-Head and Horse-Face of the King of Hell.
Each one was helping the King of Hell hit his KPI.
"Now I ask a student to come up and complete the preparation steps before the experiment according to my instructions," the chemistry teacher looked at the class, "to test how well everyone has mastered the practical operation of the experiment."
Hearing this, Bai Bufan immediately lowered his head to look at the textbook. Wow, this textbook is really a textbook.
Lin Li sneered, but looked at the chemistry teacher gracefully and calmly.
The strong have this kind of confidence. Since the chemistry teacher called someone to conduct the experiment, he wanted to see mistakes. Then, if he called him, the grade-one student, up, what was the difference from him operating it himself?
So he definitely wouldn't call him.
Since he was safe, Lin Li silently approached Bai Bufan, and then his hand slowly rose from behind him, slowly rising—
"Grass mud horse, what are you doing!" Unfortunately, Bai Bufan had a stress reaction when Lin Li approached and reacted in time to stop him, scolding in a low voice.
Still knowing himself too well, Lin Li sighed.
"Zou Weilun, you come up."
When this voice was spoken, the sound of the back row exhaling could be heard clearly; the dead-silent crowd instantly came alive.
"Good, first step, assemble the stand, test tube, and alcohol lamp, and adjust the position."
"Very good, the test tube is tilted upward at a 15-degree angle. Everyone should know why it should be tilted like this, right?" Watching Zou Weilun's operation, the chemistry teacher nodded, then asked everyone.
"So that tears don't flow down."
The chemistry teacher glanced at Lin Li, who had interjected, and nodded: "Correct, to prevent condensed water from flowing back and cracking the reaction test tube."
"With the chemistry teacher's temperament, maliciously interjecting only earned you a glance; the grade-one student is still too authoritative," Bai Bufan shook his head and sighed.
"Next, add detergent to the evaporating dish, then take the test tube out of the test tube clamp first, and take out the iron powder and put it into the bottom," the chemistry teacher continued to direct Zou Weilun.
"Iron powder is black," Lin Li didn't turn his head, and after seeing the operation clearly, said lightly.
"Potassium powder is white," Bai Bufan also didn't turn his head, said lightly.
"Dusk witnesses the devout believer," Lin Li turned his head and smiled.
"The peak gives birth to the hypocritical supporter," Bai Bufan also turned his head and smiled.
"Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!!!" After looking at each other, the next second, the two tacitly hooked their hands into a V-shape as chicken wings, flapping them while making chicken sounds.
However, after all, they were in class, and after the two clucked for two and a half seconds, they stopped.
"The temperature condition for the reaction between iron and water vapor needs 600 degrees, almost reaching the highest temperature an alcohol lamp can reach. Zou Weilun, what should we do to ensure the experimental temperature meets the standard?"
The chemistry teacher, who had auditory hallucinations of chicken sounds, looked up, frowned, and found that he was in the classroom, not on a farm, and that in front of him were students, not animals, so he scratched his head and continued to ask Zou Weilun.
"Use a wind shield to concentrate the firepower, and then ensure that the outer flame is heating?" Zou Weilun answered unconfidently.
"Very good, correct, that's it, you can go down, I'll do the rest of the experiment myself," the chemistry teacher nodded with satisfaction.
"I have a better way." Lin Li lowered his voice.
"Oh, grade-one student, what is your opinion, speak," Bai Bufan asked humbly.
"Use an alcohol lamp to heat an alcohol lamp to achieve a series connection. According to firepower mechanics, the total firepower in a series connection is equal to the sum of the firepower of each alcohol lamp. One alcohol lamp can only reach 600 degrees at most, but two alcohol lamps in series can reach 1200 degrees. Why do you need a wind shield, why do you need an outer flame to reach the limit?"
Bai Bufan: (;o_o)?
"Hmm—" Afterward, Bai Bufan nodded and gave a thumbs up in approval: "I say the General's insight is high."
An alcohol lamp is also a lamp, and if it's a lamp, it can be connected in series, reasonable.
According to the content of the experimental manual, if a sharp popping sound is made when lighting hydrogen, the hydrogen is impure.
Then, if the chemistry teacher doesn't make a sharp popping sound after Lin Li operates it like this, the chemistry teacher is impure.
"Good, at this time, everyone can see that under the heating of the alcohol lamp, the evaporating dish connected to the conduit has begun to bubble. Here, it contains the hydrogen produced by the reaction," the chemistry teacher, who had been lecturing on the PPT for a while, pointed to the evaporating dish and said.
Students on both sides of the classroom stood up.
It didn't matter at all that they stood up, because they didn't obstruct anyone's line of sight.
But after they stood up, many people in the front row also followed suit, standing on tiptoe and leaning forward, wanting to see the bubbles the teacher mentioned.
Under these circumstances, even if Lin Li and Bai Bufan stood up, they couldn't see anything.
These girls in the front row are really... kind.
—There is no lack of beauty in life, but a lack of eyes to discover beauty.
Since they couldn't see the bubbles in the culture dish, Lin Li and Bai Bufan settled for the next best thing and looked at the butts of the female students in the front row.
Good looking.
Who the fuck wants to see those boring bubbles.
Hey, wait, grass mud horse.
Why are the boys in the front row standing up too? Who are you sticking that stinky big ass out for?
Hey, holy shit, why are these boys so selfish.
"To get pure hydrogen, you need to use the water displacement method. This has been demonstrated before, so I won't demonstrate it this time. We will directly use an electronic igniter to ignite it from a distance. Because it is definitely impure, if everyone keeps quiet, you will be able to hear the popping sound and see the flame."
The chemistry teacher pushed the culture dish slightly to the side, stepped back, and leaned forward with the electronic igniter.
As for Wang Ze in the VIP viewing seat: (;o_o)?
Teacher, are you serious about pushing it toward me?
Wang Ze silently moved a little further away.
But actually, he was overthinking it.
Under everyone's gaze, there was only a very slight popping sound, and the flame was not even as big as the culture dish and passed in a flash.
To put it bluntly, in the subject of chemistry, any experiment with a high danger factor or complicated operation can basically only be watched through those teaching videos recorded in the Qing Dynasty.
Even Ghana is like this.
"When smelting iron, why do engineers strictly control humidity? It's because water vapor in the blast furnace consumes coke and reduces efficiency."
"But in another scenario, when steel is quenched and comes into contact with water vapor instantly, an FeO film is formed on the surface to prevent corrosion. These are all classic examples that might be used for exam questions..."
After igniting it a few more times and letting Wang Ze go up and try it once, the experimental part was over, and the teacher began to continue lecturing on theoretical knowledge.
Lin Li's mind was no longer there, and he raised his eyebrows looking at the new mission that had just popped up.
【Forging fire with mysterious iron, generating spirit with gold and water, the way of spells is so wonderful. To prove the supreme Dao, the five elements are the foundation of compulsory study. Why not advance today?】
【Mission triggered!】
【Mission 2: Comprehend the mysteries of the five elements, seek to temper yourself with the power of the five elements (0/5)】
【Mission reward: Physical improvement: Spell effect increased by 100%; Cultivation method: Five Elements Essential Arts; Random magic treasure *1; System currency *150】
This mission displayed five progress bars, with Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth written in front of them respectively.
The rewards looked pretty good.
Tempering with the power of the five elements... does that mean exercising yourself with things related to the five elements?
Lin Li thought for a while, stretched his left hand to the left side of the desk—a blind spot that no one in the class could see—and manifested the "Thunder-Containing Seed."
Once again, following the method Daoist Shanqing had taught him, he began to absorb it.
The Wood progress bar moved.
It seems that in the eyes of the system, lightning belongs to the "Wood" element.
Lin Li's expression relaxed a little. It seems that as long as he uses the corresponding attribute to exercise himself, this mission shouldn't be too difficult to complete.
—Although he didn't have other attribute items to hone himself, it didn't matter; he had an all-around old man from another world, and he could wait for him to help him simulate the scene later.
"Alright, that's it for this week's homework. Class dismissed, but everyone wait until the bell rings before going out. Pay attention to safety on the way home."
Xue Jian put the chalk back into the chalk box, and after finishing, walked out of the classroom with his lesson materials.
There were still a few minutes before school was out, but after Xue Jian left, everyone became noisy.
Many boys had already stood up, ready to go.
None of them were carrying their schoolbags; it seemed they really didn't want to study at all on the weekend.
"Ring—"
"Gogogo, let's go~" As soon as the bell rang, most people left the classroom immediately.
Lin Li also stood up, preparing to go home.
Through tempering himself with the "Thunder-Containing Seed" for most of the afternoon, the Wood mission bar was already one-third full. If he hurried, he might be able to complete it today.
Good progress, take it slow.
"Bufan! Let's go, let's go! Lin Li, you're really not coming?" Wang Ze rushed over and put his arm around Bai Bufan's neck. It seemed he was preparing to go to the flower shop. After saying this, he looked at Lin Li.
"Really not going, see you tomorrow."
Flowers or whatever, if you want to buy them, you should buy them early, Lin Li shook his head.
Cramming at the last minute is not only a foot fetish, but also low-IQ rap; it's not advisable.
"Tianming, are you not going home this week either?"
When walking to the back door, seeing Chen Tianming still sitting in his seat, Lin Li asked habitually.
Chen Tianming took the phone he had just gotten back from Xue Jian and chuckled: "Yes, I have a date with Qiaoqiao this week."
No wonder he specifically brought his phone and handed it in; it made sense.
However, because he remembered Chen Tianming's bad behavior, Lin Li asked again: "Is it the same as last time, a 'big date'?"
Big date = big date meeting = a kind of date that starts with a shameless companionship after a forced encounter.
—Recorded from Chen Tianming during the autumn outing to Pingjiang Park.
"This time it's a real date!" Chen Tianming widened his eyes and retorted.
"So you damn well know that a 'big date' isn't a date," Lin Li smiled and raised his middle finger, then walked out the door, but the next second he walked back:
"You and Yao Qiaoqiao aren't going to play at the Pinglu Market, are you?"
"Yeah, I specifically stayed at school this week just to go there to take a look and play," Chen Tianming nodded.
That was true; this market fair could be considered a "big event" in the town of Xiling.
"Today or tomorrow?"
Naturally, the market fair didn't just last for one day. Friday actually counted as the start, and it lasted for more than a week, but some activities and performances would only unfold this weekend.
"Tomorrow, today is too rushed," Chen Tianming replied.
"Then maybe we'll see each other then," Lin Li shrugged, then seeing the content Chen Tianming was currently searching for in his browser, he raised his eyebrows and asked: "Tianming, you aren't going to confess, are you?"
Chen Tianming turned his head away a bit shyly, lowered his voice, and nodded: "To be honest, seeing Wang Ze so passionate, I also have some thoughts in this regard. I think... it's time."
"I don't want to just be friends anymore."
"... Then good luck, I hope everyone succeeds," Lin Li patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder and encouraged him.
Chen Tianming and Yao Qiaoqiao had known each other for more than two months. According to Bai Bufan's intelligence, Yao Qiaoqiao didn't have any bad behavior and had never asked Chen Tianming for anything. Even if Chen Tianming offered, she would refuse.
Lin Li was willing to apologize for his sixth sense from back then.
Therefore, it was a good thing if he could succeed.
"I'll take your word for it. I hope Wang Ze and I can both succeed," Chen Tianming nodded, cheering himself on.
"There's no need to be so stingy with blessings. There might be others confessing tomorrow. You should wish that all lovers in the world end up together. Everyone succeeds, everyone succeeds."
Hearing this, Lin Li frowned slightly and suggested.
"Also true, it's my pattern that was small. I for everyone, everyone for me," Chen felt a bit guilty, nodded heavily, and sincerely changed his words:
"Everyone succeeds in confessing!"
Lin Li: "That's right~"
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Beginning of the month, seeking monthly tickets. Remember to use one to vote in the monthly ticket side-story interface, check out the side story, and you can also normally participate in this month's monthly ticket lucky draw.
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