Chapter 326: I Might Need to Charge You for Reading This Chapter (

Humans are always selfish. There are many examples, such as people liking to look at the reproductive organs of plants and sighing, "Wow, so beautiful and fragrant," but then hiding their own away and not letting you see yours.

Too selfish.

Today, he corrected Chen Tianming's wrong mindset.

Another day of doing good deeds. Other brothers confessing tomorrow, did you feel the wish power I brought you?

After cheering for Chen Tianming again, Lin Li rode his bike back downstairs to the residential complex.

Just as he got off the bike and pushed open the iron gate of the complex to walk in, he saw Zhang Fang holding a bamboo pole and chasing a child, gritting her teeth while chasing:

"Xiaobo, you stand still for me!"

Xiaobo was clearly the child's name.

Lin Li hadn't been chased and beaten by Wu Min like this little when he was a child.

Because he knew very well how miserable it would be after being caught, Lin Li resolutely stepped forward and decided to help—he stopped the child.

Jie jie jie, childhood cannot be incomplete.

"Grandma, what's wrong? What made you so angry?" After Zhang Fang caught up, Lin Li asked with a smile.

"We were square dancing, and this grandson of mine, when the music was about to start, took a bamboo pole, held it up next to the leader, and shouted loudly at us, 'Children, start training!'"

"Treating us like monkeys! I've lost all my face because of him!"

"I am the Monkey King! Let me go! I am the Monkey King! Let me go!" The child tried to escape Lin Li's clutches, struggling at this moment.

Lin Li: (；o_o)?

Holy shit, this child might really be the Monkey King.

No wonder it made Zhang Fang so angry.

Actually, it wasn't that offensive to the other people square dancing; they would only find it interesting.

But in the future, when Zhang Fang met her friends, they might come up and greet her with, "How is that Monkey King grandson of yours?"

She couldn't save face.

Lin Li bent down and asked softly: "Little friend, brother will test you. Do you know how many demon girlfriends Sun Wukong has?"

Hearing this, the Monkey King frowned, looked up at Lin Li with disgust: "Adaptation is not random editing, drama is not nonsense. When I see a female demon, I go up and hit her with a stick; I don't have any demon girlfriends!"

Holy shit, reversing the heavens and earth.

Lin Li was amused; it seemed this guy was still a Sigma Monkey King.

"What if the prettiest girl in class is a demon?" Lin Li asked again.

"Then you can have one demon girlfriend," the Monkey King nodded, following the trend.

"Not bad!" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Zhang Fang: "?"

After saying goodbye to Zhang Fang, Lin Li found a shop to eat.

Behind him, the Monkey King was being beaten on the butt by his grandmother with a golden hoop stick.

Lin Li swiped his phone while eating.

A message popped up.

"Bai Bufan: The feeling of being investigated is quite painful at first. If the other party speeds up, it gets a bit numb, and you can feel something in your stomach pushing outward."

"Later, it gets more and more painful; it's that kind of severe pain where the muscles are atrophied and you don't want to move. You also feel very bloated in your stomach, like being crushed by a truck. You will even have blurred pupils, and you will see double images when looking at things, but you are still alive and can still move."

"Wang Ze told me that my throat will also hurt the next day, and my body will only hurt more. If someone rubs it, it will be better in a day or half a day, but if you walk, your legs will be a bit unaccustomed."

"Lin Li, are you willing to help me rub it tomorrow? Or can you support me while I walk?"

Lin Li: (；o_o)?

What kind of b-text entered his line of sight?

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, do you dare to read this aloud? You're really a bit scary, do you know that?"

"Bai Bufan: I used voice input."

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: Then I'm sorry, I underestimated you."

"Bai Bufan: I'm so stupid, really. I shouldn't have gone out with Wang Ze alone. Sigh, I kindly gave him advice, but he returned evil for good and 'poked' me."

Lin Li chuckled, seeing through the essence at a glance.

"Lin Li: Don't try to distance yourself so cleanly. Tell me, what kind of beastly advice did you give again."

"Hey, Bufan, I suddenly thought of a question," Wang Ze frowned, put down the bouquet in his hand, and looked at Bai Bufan.

"What's wrong?"

Because Wang Ze said his nose was sensitive, Bai Bufan, who was sniffing to choose which flower was the most fragrant, looked up and asked.

"I'm not planning to confess as soon as we meet... Then after I buy the flowers, where should I put them so I can take them out at the right time?" Wang Ze frowned.

"Should I carry a bag tomorrow? But if the flowers are bent or wilted, everything will be ruined, and it's very easy to be discovered..."

Bai Bufan thought for a while, hesitated for a moment, and said: "I have a way, it can meet your requirements—hide the flowers and take them out at the right time."

"I knew bringing this spotted dog would be no problem. You have many ideas, speak." Many hands make light work, many dogs eat shit fast. Wang Ze showed expectation.

"But there's a price. These two types of flowers won't work," Bai Bufan shook his head and pointed to the flowers in Wang Ze's hand.

A rose in the left hand, the flower language is passionate love; pink tulips in the right hand, the flower language is eternal love.

"Then what should I send?" Wang Ze asked in confusion.

Bai Bufan: "Enoki mushrooms."

Wang Ze: "?"

Bai Bufan knew Wang Ze didn't understand, so he immediately explained:

"The flower language of Enoki mushrooms is 'I want to see you tomorrow too.' In terms of flower language, it doesn't lose to the two types in your hand."

"And Enoki mushrooms can do what they can't. Wang Ze, as long as you eat Enoki mushrooms wildly tonight, you can hide them in your stomach. Senior Sister will definitely not discover them tomorrow."

"And when you need them, you can take them out at any time."

"I've even arranged the little romantic fun for you."

"For example, after confessing, you say, 'Baby, I've prepared flowers for you.'"

"Senior Sister will definitely be surprised and cover her mouth with both hands, and you immediately turn around and stick your ass toward Senior Sister Qian."

"At that time, you deliberately stay quiet for a few seconds, then turn your head and give a charming smile: 'Baby, you didn't think I was a low-class man and was going to give you chrysanthemums, did you?'"

"'That's not it! Haha, what a joke! My butt is just the wrapping paper for the flowers.'"

"'Look closely, baby, your romantic surprise is coming~'"

"At this time, you take off your pants—"

Instantly, Bai Bufan's expression twisted, and he made a nasal sound with force: "'Mmm-uh-uh-mmm-mmm—!!'"

"Wang Ze, I don't need to say anything more about what happens next, right? You just need to exert force, and leave the rest to heaven!"

"Holy shit, ah ah ah~ Just thinking about the picture makes me want to cry. This is too touching and romantic. Who could refuse such a confession~~"

The more Bai Bufan spoke, the more excited he became, the more he immersed himself in his art, closing his eyes, a smile on his lips, already unaware of heaven and earth.

Wang Ze: (⊙▃⊙)?

Wang Ze's expression was stiff, his mouth open wide.

Good opportunity.

And the flower shop owner on the side was pale, looking down at the gardening knife used to trim bouquets in his hand, hesitating whether to stab his own ears or stab Bai Bufan.

Being able to say such things, he was already very close to a god, purely close to a god.

"What do you say, what do you say?" Seeing Wang Ze in a daze, Bai Bufan patted his shoulder heavily and claimed credit: "Perfectly meets your requirements, right? Take and use at any time, absolutely a surprise."

Wang Ze came back to his senses.

He smiled relievedly; actually, he was also dead.

Turning his head, he gave an apologetic look to the flower shop owner, and Wang Ze pulled Bai Bufan and walked outside.

"Bufan, I have an unknown fire in my lower abdomen, and I want to do something right now."

"Let's go, follow me into the alley."

"Bai Bufan: That's how it is. I kindly offered advice, but he didn't adopt it, and he even used violence against me. I can only say Wang Ze is purely a super-male sports student, fitting my stereotype of sports students."

Lin Li: "..."

After listening, Lin Li felt like he was also a bit dead.

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, why aren't you talking."

"Lin Li: My phone fell to the ground when I was looking at your message just now. After the police saw it, he came over and took me away directly, saying I violated national territory, do you know that."

"Lin Li: 'Picture'"

"Lin Li: Fuck your mother, Bai Bufan, I'm eating, and there's fucking Enoki mushrooms in the dish!"

"Lin Li: If you want to be a good dog, just be obedient. There's no need to share the shit you love to eat with everyone!"

"Bai Bufan: Such a coincidence? You're eating Enoki mushrooms?"

"Bai Bufan: Then I must share a little story of mine with you."

"Bai Bufan: Recalling the first time I ate Enoki mushrooms as a child, I didn't know it would come out the back door at all. That time I suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As soon as I squatted down, I pulled a big one like a dam bursting. Later, a piece of beef granule got stuck at the hole again. I tried hard to pull it out, but I still felt an invisible force pulling that beef granule. I panicked; I didn't dare to think about what I had pulled out. I thought I hadn't pulled it clean, but no matter how hard I tried, it was to no avail. I shook my butt, trying to brush it off. Suddenly, the beef granule was driven by my body and started to shake, hitting my butt. I only felt a trace of coolness sweeping through my whole body, as if I were in the middle of winter. I knew it was over; there should be something else in my butt. So I took a few pieces of paper to wrap the beef granule and pulled it down. Suddenly, my butt tightened, and something was really pulled out by me. I looked closely and it was actually an Enoki mushroom. I shivered, wiped my butt, threw the paper ball full of sin into the trash can, secretly vowed never to eat Enoki mushrooms again, pulled up my pants, and walked back to the room weakly, returning to bed to fall asleep again in humiliation."

Lin Li: (；o_o)?

Sometimes, because the reading speed is too fast, when you realize what content you have read, it is already too late.

"Haha, haha, ha." Lin Li laughed in anger.

"Lin Li: Recalling the first time as a child..."

"Wang Ze:?"

"The other party is typing..."

"Lin Li: Don't be anxious yet."

"Lin Li: This was sent by Bai Bufan. I am also a victim. Now, I use my one chance to command you. Go and poke him again, thank you."

Wang Ze had promised during the sports meet that he would satisfy ten small requests from Lin Li.

"Wang Ze: Good, but there's no need to waste the opportunity. This is what I should do."

"Hu—"

After seeing this message, Lin Li let out a breath; this felt much more comfortable.

He lowered his head and looked at the tray in front of him.

"..."

"Fuck your mother, Enoki mushrooms!"

Lin Li decided that in the future, he would open an affordable Enoki mushroom restaurant, and the only requirement would be that you must finish using the bathroom in the restaurant before you can leave.

Carrying the packed food upstairs.

Lin Li prepared to go to the cultivation world.

Tonight's plan was to spend a few minutes in reality to go to the cultivation world, and then go to the driving school to brush up on a few hours of driving practice—anyway, he only needed to park on the side of the road, which wouldn't prevent Lin Li from doing other things.

Finally, if there was time, he would go to the market to scout the location and see the situation.

Although it had been less than two days since the last time he went to the cultivation world, completing the mission popped up in this chemistry class early would allow him to study the new cultivation method in the rewards early.

Ready, white light flashed.

Thunder arcs flickered; it seemed Daoist Shanqing's mood was still not very good.

The old man was sitting on the computer chair at this moment:

"Bufan, help me open and play the porn on the phone."

"Woof woof, sorry, the current operation does not meet legal and regulatory requirements, I cannot assist you."

"Hehe, according to Article 1032 of the *Civil Code*, 'natural persons enjoy the right to privacy.' Since this phone is neither connected to the internet nor has third-party supervision, according to Article 6 of the *Personal Information Protection Law*, the 'principle of minimum necessity,' you have no right to interfere."

"My phone, my rules. The one who doesn't meet legal and regulatory requirements is you! Now, assist me!"

"Woof woof, sorry, according to the device terms of use and local content management agreement, this operation is restricted."

"Damn it!! Why is it still not working!"

Lin Li: (；o_o)?

What kind of thing entered his ears?

Daoist Shanqing shook his head and let out a long sigh. This phone's AI was really stupid and didn't know how to be flexible at all.

Or was it that he still knew too little about the laws of reality?

Forget it, let's play games, continue *Dark Souls*.

Wait a minute.

Daoist Shanqing froze.

When he shook his head just now, did he see Lin Li out of the corner of his eye?

Daoist Shanqing turned his head abruptly and made eye contact with Lin Li.

"Hi, haha, Grandpa~" Lin Li was actually even more guilty than Daoist Shanqing, raising his hand stiffly to say hello.

Daoist Shanqing looked up at Lin Li, then looked down at Bufan, who was still waiting for him to give instructions, his expression also stiff.

"Lin Li, when did you come?" After a long silence, the old man probed cautiously.

"Just arrived, I didn't hear anything, I don't know what you were saying to Bufan at all," Lin Li replied firmly.

The old man breathed a sigh of relief.

In the silence between the two—

"Woof woof, 111, the topic between Shanqing and me just now was about how, due to legal restrictions, I cannot assist Shanqing in completing the instruction to search for porn-related content on this machine."

A mechanical intelligent voice with fake emotion came from the phone.

Daoist Shanqing, Lin Li: "..."

Both of them were stunned.

Lin Li was even more "grassed."

Your mother.

Almost forgot, because he had used this b-phone before, it had recorded his voice and would also listen to his instructions.

As for "111," it was because the phone needed a "nickname" when recording multiple people's voiceprints. Lin Li didn't write his own name but randomly entered a few numbers "11," and Daoist Shanqing was "Shanqing."

"..."

Holy shit!!

Now, even if he hadn't heard anything just now, he had heard it now.

Originally, both of them were prepared to pretend they didn't know about this, but this dog thing was good; it revealed everything!

Bufan, this is the third time you've disgusted me today. You wait for me tomorrow.

Lin Li pursed his lips, thinking about how to end this, but the next second, he saw Daoist Shanqing had already come to his side and reached out to touch the back of his head.

The speed was too fast; he couldn't react at all.

"Eh?" Daoist Shanqing made a sound of doubt.

Only then did Lin Li "belatedly" take a step back, looking slightly vigilant: "... Grandpa, what's wrong?"

Daoist Shanqing looked at his fingers for a while, then looked up and asked with some curiosity:

"Lin Li, do you have any very powerful magic treasure on you? I just wanted to make you faint for a moment, but I found it had almost no effect. My spiritual sense attack on you was almost completely neutralized."

Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

Although he didn't have a magic treasure, he did indeed have this ability.

【Soul Wall: All spiritual sense and soul-oriented attacks or manipulation intentions directed at yourself will be blocked by 99%.】

When he first got it, he thought it was a passive ability that was completely useless in reality.

It actually played a "role" at this time.

"I don't have a magic treasure, but I have a divine ability that can neutralize most attacks directed at my spiritual sense and soul."

There was nothing to hide from Daoist Shanqing, so Lin Li told the truth.

Lin Li believed that Daoist Shanqing had absolutely no malice toward him just now, just simply "got anxious."

Just now, he put himself in his shoes: he was watching porn in his bedroom, and his adult grandson suddenly broke in.

Lin Li felt he could do without a grandson.

But Lin Li was also truly curious about one question now:

"Grandpa Shanqing, under this kind of defense, what else can you do to my spiritual sense?"

"Of course I can, even the current me can," Daoist Shanqing nodded immediately, "You can only neutralize most of it, then I will just continue to increase the power of the spell."

"Lin Li, if you were a cultivator at the same level as me or with a small gap, I indeed wouldn't be proficient in the spiritual path, and perhaps I wouldn't be able to do anything to you. But you are currently only at the fifth level of Qi Condensation; no matter how strong, you are still just Qi Condensation."

"You felt nothing just now, only because the level I used was very low; after all, I didn't intend to truly harm you."

Lin Li nodded.

He completely believed this statement from Daoist Shanqing.

It was very simple: if his health value was 10 and his defense value was 99%, then to kill him in one hit, the attack only needed to exceed 1000.

The gap between people in the cultivation world was even larger than the gap between him and Bufan.

A normal attack from a Tribulation Crossing powerhouse—let alone one thousand, ten thousand would be normal.

"Lin Li, do you want to try?" Daoist Shanqing's eyes were bright, eager to move.

"What effect can spiritual sense attack spells achieve?" Lin Li didn't answer but asked instead.

"That's a lot. Depending on the spell, soul searching, memory tampering, cognition, control..." Daoist Shanqing replied.

Lin Li immediately looked at the system.

This description made Lin Li feel a bit fearful.

The "Jade-Faced Buddha Substitute" could keep him from dying, but what if the other party just wanted to control him and didn't intend to let him die?

【You have used an Ability Amplifier (+1) on "Soul Wall", "Soul Wall" has been upgraded to "Soul Wall (+1)"】

【Soul Wall (+1): All spiritual sense and soul-oriented attacks or manipulation intentions directed at yourself will be blocked by 100%, and 50% of the attack's power will be automatically counterattacked to the target.】

The last "Ability Amplifier (+1)" stored in the 【Warehouse】 was used.

But the result made Lin Li very satisfied.

Being able to be 100% immune was enough.

Although Daoist Shanqing indeed had no malice toward him, and although Daoist Shanqing had also said that he couldn't see through or calculate him.

The system might avoid this kind of situation from happening.

But Lin Li wouldn't bet on this possibility.

What if one day the demon race's remnant soul in this forbidden area escaped quietly, drilled into his brain, and turned him into a puppet that only knew how to call for mom?

Using one item to trade for his own "invincibility" in spirit, Lin Li felt it was very worth it.

"Grandpa, you can try, but now you might need to be careful, because my ability will automatically counterattack," Lin Li looked at Daoist Shanqing.

"Then I'll try it," Daoist Shanqing raised his eyebrows upon hearing this and reached out to touch Lin Li: "Don't worry, I will pay attention to the measure."

Touch.

Like last time, Lin Li felt nothing.

And a few seconds later, the old man withdrew his hand in surprise.

"It really does counterattack."

The old man was completely unaffected; after all, the power of the spell he just used was considered based on Lin Li's strength, and the part counterattacked by the ability was indeed negligible for his spiritual sense level.

"How did you achieve such a change in a short time?" The old man was curious.

"I paid another small price to exchange for it. I'm worried that one day the demon race's remnant soul will come out..." Lin Li explained with a smile.

Daoist Shanqing nodded, but couldn't help but sigh: "The magic of this divine ability of yours is rare in this life; even the Son of Heavenly Dao has not had such a gift."

But then Daoist Shanqing fell silent.

After he couldn't move this child's spirit, how could he make him lose the memory of just now?

Ah~ got it.

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li looked at the object that spiritual energy had just formed in Daoist Shanqing's hand in disbelief:

"Grandpa, this mace in your hand is..."

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Beginning of the month, seeking monthly tickets. Also, it's on the big recommendation list, but the cover that Qidian gave me, why is it so "mother-0" (sissy), holy shit.

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