Chapter 33: First, second, from now on, finally, I am not a pervert

"I am a male, and you are a female. Do you understand this?"

When Chen Yuying heard this opening line, her brain stalled for a moment.

"Ah? Uh." She made a confused sound, then nodded blankly: "Yeah! Mm, I understand. Huh? Eh? What else could it be?"

So many modal particles showed the girl's head full of question marks at this moment.

She had indeed been waiting for something big, but it shouldn't have been a big pile of crap.

Lin Li sighed; the mission wasn't finished yet. As expected, was he ultimately going to have to perform the most beastly science lecture himself?

He took a deep breath, then exhaled.

Even if there are thousands, I will go!

A real man lives between heaven and earth; how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time? A humble background is not a shame; being able to bend and stretch is what makes a man. I am not afraid of the little traps you set for me, System! You can't kill me with a physiological science mission! Ahhhhhhh!

But before going forward, Lin Li still had to say one thing: System, I f*cking...

"No, you still don't understand." Lin Li shook his head. "First, I am not a pervert. Second, remember my first point—I am really not a pervert."

Lin Li continued to retreat, widening the distance between them while stacking armor.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Now, let me give you a lecture on the differences between men and women!

Men, although they are creatures without advantages, have one long point! And women are just the opposite; not only do they have no long point, they even have one deficiency. But, men and women are actually fair; women have a whole two advantages!

Now, let's analyze why the combination of men and women is the most suitable heavenly principle? Answer: Men like to grasp women's two advantages and use their own long point to make up for women's deficiency!"

Chen Yuying: "???"

Chen Yuying was stunned, staring blankly at Lin Li, while Lin Li was also looking at her—actually, he was looking at the illusory system interface between them, silently praying.

A few seconds later, the system popped up a message: 【Mission Five completed.】

Yay!

I am a genius!

A great victory for the genius boy!

Sure enough, because Chen Yuying herself already understood this knowledge, he only needed to guide her to think in this direction, and the lecture would be considered successful; he didn't need to really describe organs with scientific terms like a middle school science textbook.

However, before Lin Li could start celebrating, he covered his ears first.

"Ah!!! Pervert!!" Because almost synchronized with the system message was Chen Yuying's blushing face and scream.

After all, the mission being completed meant that Chen Yuying had completely understood what Lin Li meant.

Sigh, even though he had stacked armor just now, why did she still call him that?

Why had he been retreating to widen the distance between them? Wasn't it just to give Chen Yuying a little more sense of security?

The remaining boy and girl in the class were instantly attracted by this scream and looked toward the corner of the classroom where the two were.

That boy even stood up immediately, seemingly wanting to be a protector of the flowers, and asked: "Squad Leader, what happened? Did Lin Li do something to you? Do you need to call the teacher?"

You see.

This is why Lin Li can't play with people like this.

Calling the teacher at every turn; the two types of people Lin Li hates most are those who tattle and those who stop him from tattling.

Lin Li ignored this classmate named Wang Yuezhi and explained to Chen Yuying:

"Squad Leader, calm down, calm down. I said that for a reason. Don't be anxious; I will explain it to you, and you will understand." From a distance, Lin Li stretched out his hands and pressed them in the air, trying to soothe her.

Seeming to realize she had screamed too loudly, Chen Yuying hurriedly covered her mouth, her small face flushed red.

She turned to look at Wang Yuezhi and waved her hand: "It's nothing."

Wang Yuezhi nodded with some reluctance and sat down, but Lin Li could notice that his gaze was still vaguely looking toward them.

Heh, a secret crush, but "simps" don't end well.

At this time, Chen Yuying looked back at Lin Li, still blushing and annoyed, hands on her hips: "Give me an explanation."

"The tape is in the bottom drawer of Bai Bufan's desk, here!" Lin Li's mouth moved faster than his brain, and a bad pun slipped out. After realizing it, he noticed that the color on Chen Yuying's cheeks, which had just faded, instantly surged back up.

This color change is quite sensitive; it feels like it could be hung on the road as a red-and-white light. Hey, it's actually quite fun.

F*ck, now is not the time to think about this.

"Not that tape!"

"Ahem, it's like this, Squad Leader. What I just said was necessary foreshadowing for the description that follows. Finally, emphasizing one last time, I am really not a pervert." Lin Li said.

It's just that the doubt in Chen Yuying's eyes didn't fade because of this.

Normal people don't repeatedly emphasize that they aren't perverts.

"The following content needs to be said quietly; I'm afraid someone will eavesdrop. Why don't you sit down?" Lin Li had already retreated to the storage cabinet in the back; talking like this was tiring, and he had to control his volume.

So he walked back to his seat and pointed at Bai Bufan's chair.

Perhaps curiosity overcame the fear of the pervert, and Chen Yuying sat down. It's said that ladies only sit on half the chair—Chen Yuying was like that—but the problem was she sat on the half furthest from Lin Li; it didn't feel very ladylike either.

Wang Yuezhi's gaze from not far away became even more intense.

Whispering with your goddess, pissing you off, pissing you off, pissing you off—this NTR feeling is great.

But the top priority was to restore his reputation.

"Squad Leader, you must have understood what I meant just now, and that behavior, or more accurately, that kind of desire, often leads to some criminal behavior." Lin Li said with a serious and solemn face, "And what I assisted the police in cracking was a case regarding this aspect."

"The matter is roughly like this: not long ago, I picked up those kinds of cards that are deliberately thrown around everywhere on the ground. You might have seen them too. I was very interested in it—wait! Don't call me a pervert again; I'll emphasize one last time, I am really not a pervert.

What I was interested in was not the kind of sexual interest you think."

Chen Yuying, who had been anticipated, pursed her lips, half-believing, and signaled Lin Li to continue.

"What I was thinking at the time was whether the people behind these cards could be brought to justice! So I started investigating and collecting, and finally found a shop corresponding to the cards. Then, relying on the time after school every day and weekends, I squatted outside the shop, took photos, collected information, and even interviewed customers.

Finally, after my painstaking efforts, I finally collected enough decisive evidence. I immediately went to the police station to report the case. Relying on the information I provided, they easily wiped out the den behind these cards! Therefore, they only came to the school today through the principal to find me and express their commendation for what I did."

"Really?" Although it was all Lin Li's fabrication, Chen Yuying was still stunned listening to this fresh and magical news, and asked with some surprise.

"Of course it's true. I estimate the commendation letter is already posted on the bulletin board downstairs. Squad Leader, if you don't believe me, you can go take a look. However, it doesn't write the case details I told you; it just says I helped the police. After all, this stuff isn't really suitable to be stated explicitly."

Chen Yuying nodded with some wonder; since the bulletin board was mentioned, it should be true.

Very good, she believed it, she was bluffed. Lin Li was very gratified.

It was impossible for him to tell Chen Yuying the real version.

Bai Bufan might not want face, but he did.

"But I have one more question." Chen Yuying asked.

"What?"

"So why did you insist on saying, say... say those perverted remarks about men's and women's strengths and weaknesses before this case?" Chen Yuying looked puzzled.

"First, I am not a pervert. Then, didn't I already say the reason just now? It was necessary foreshadowing to make you better understand the cause of this case. Squad Leader, I have put a lot of thought into this. Finally, I am really not a pervert." Lin Li said sincerely.

Chen Yuying wanted to nod, but always felt something was strange.

That's not right.

Wouldn't it have been fine if Lin Li had just told the case details just now? She would have understood too.

This difference between men and women was completely meaningless foreplay!

It felt like a pervert forcibly finding reasons for his perverted behavior.

Chen Yuying paused, looked at Lin Li, and said in a tone of dissatisfaction for not getting the truth: "Since you like foreshadowing so much, why didn't you start from Nüwa creating humans?"

Lin Li froze, then nodded:

"Legend has it that Nüwa used mud to imitate herself and kneaded it to create humans, creating and building human soc..."

Chen Yuying: "You're actually saying it!"

The men's and women's advantages and strengths thing should be a meme that circulated more than ten years ago.

I played with it when I was in elementary school, and now I'm having a renaissance with it.

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(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 34 =====