Chapter 34: Thanks for the treat, I'm digging in

"Squad Leader, if you don't like the traditional version, I can also be Westernized, for example, Adam is the human created by the God Jehovah..." Lin Li changed his tune again.

"I didn't mean that!" Chen Yuying was a bit annoyed, but didn't know how to express her true thoughts, and finally said gloomily: "I still think you're like a pervert."

Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin; that guy said a gentleman judges by actions, not by heart. Lin Li now feels it's exactly the opposite.

Just because he said perverted things, did perverted things, and his heart is actually quite perverted, does that mean he can only be treated as a pervert?

... Otherwise?

Lin Li, who was conducting a self-inquiry in his heart, asking and answering himself very quickly, suddenly froze.

Eh?

A moment later, he smiled with relief, nodded toward Chen Yuying, his voice devoid of desire: "Squad Leader, you've convinced me. Then I am a pervert."

Chen Yuying: "?"

"I didn't mean... I meant it, but it's not that serious. You count as a good pervert." Chen Yuying felt like she had hurt someone and spoke hesitantly.

Squad Leader, you're quite good at comforting people; don't comfort me next time.

"You're a good person, Lin Li!" Seeming to realize she had said it wrong, Chen Yuying added.

Lin Li: "?"

New achievement added: being issued a "good person card" without even confessing.

Just call me a good pervert, thanks.

"It's fine, it doesn't matter." Lin Li waved his hand, then exhorted: "But Squad Leader, could you please not tell anyone else about this? You were willing to ask, so I was willing to tell you, but for others, I might not necessarily be willing to say. After all, although it's a good thing, it's easy to cause gossip."

In fact, if it weren't for the appearance of this mission, Lin Li wouldn't have even planned to tell Chen Yuying the truth; he had planned to just use some "picking up a wallet and doing a good deed" excuse to fool her.

"Mm-hmm! I know, I definitely won't tell anyone else!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously upon hearing this.

"Then are there any other doubts? If not, I'll continue doing my homework." Lin Li said then.

Chen Yuying didn't reply, fidgeting in Bai Bufan's seat.

If she told Bai Bufan what happened at noon this afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start frantically licking the chair, wishing he could eat it—purely Lin Li's subjective slander, purely malicious.

"Is there anything else?" Lin Li asked proactively.

"Lin Li, what kind of decisive evidence did you actually get?" Chen Yuying asked.

"That stuff is even more perverted; better not say." Lin Li shook his head.

How could he say something that didn't exist at all?

"It's okay, tell me, I want to hear." Chen Yuying's voice was as thin as a mosquito's.

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li suddenly felt that he had been wronged for being called a pervert for so long just now; why should a pervert make things difficult for a pervert?

Squad Leader, I didn't expect you to be this kind of Squad Leader!

But Chen Yuying was probably just purely curious. After all, girls are actually far from as pure as boys think. The way girls look in front of boys is just like the way boys look in front of girls—they are all pretenders.

If you were to flip through the chat records between a girl and her best friend, that stuff is just like a boy's browser history; it's not fit to be seen.

How to say something that doesn't exist at all?

Just say it!

Relying on his own observations and experience, is it hard to make something up?

Of course, Lin Li didn't need to do that.

But! Lin Li felt that talking about this kind of stuff in front of a pretty girl... it was so stimulating.

So, Lin Li, who had already planned to end the conversation completely, cleared his throat: "Since you asked so sincerely, I'll tell you with great mercy."

"Mm-hmm."

"First, I haven't experienced it, but according to the clues I've collected, the chicken farm does indeed provide very rich services, for example..." Lin Li leaned over, pressed his hand over his mouth, and began to narrate in a low voice. 【40】 And Chen Yuying also leaned over slightly, her body leaning toward Lin Li, pricking up her ears to listen to a side of the world that was brand new to her. 【41】 Both sides were very satisfied. He had a premonition that this would be a pleasant conversation. 【42】 However, a third party was not satisfied. 【43】 Wang Yuezhi, who had originally planned to study hard at noon, had been holding his pen for a long time, but hadn't written a single word. 【44】 He also pricked up his ears, having no heart for the homework in front of him. 【45】 However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't hear what the two people in the back row were saying. 【46】 Only occasionally could he hear Chen Yuying's very light exclamations, barely distinguishable as "Really?" "Oh my god~". 【47】 Or the laughter of that bastard Lin Li. Other than that, there was only the barely perceptible rustling sound. 【48】 Can you speak? Didn't you eat? Why are you speaking so quietly? 【49】 If you can't speak, shut up! 【50】 He actually really wanted to stand up and warn them. After all, although you can stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school also has discipline. After 12:40, whether in the dormitory or the classroom, you cannot walk around at will—and you can't whisper either. 【51】 If it were Lin Li and Bai Bufan here, he would have stood up long ago. 【52】 But the problem was that the two people talking now were Lin Li and Chen Yuying, so he couldn't quite stand up. 【53】 Wang Yuezhi became angrier the more he thought about it, and quietly turned his head to take a look. 【54】 Your mother! 【55】 The two people's heads were almost stuck together. Chen Yuying's face had a beautiful, moving, likable blush, and Lin Li's face had an ugly, lecherous, disgusting smile. 【56】 —Purely subjective, purely malicious. 【57】 Squad Leader, what exactly are you blushing about? You should strike hard against this kind of person! 【58】 "Leave him quickly, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice squeezed out from between his teeth. 【59】 =9+Book_bar 【60】 They couldn't be dating, could they? 【61】 Associating it with Chen Yuying shouting "pervert" just now, but now the two were so intimate, Wang Yuezhi had already made up the story's plot, and it even had strange attributes. 【62】 Wang Yuezhi Jaeger: No, no, no to that kind of thing! The Squad Leader finding another man or something! 【63】 "Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" Wang Yuezhi finally started writing, but he was just frantically drawing meaningless circles on his homework while cursing Lin Li. 【64】 "Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? It's noisy." 【65】 And at this time, the fourth student in the classroom, the girl also in the front row, said to him with some impatience. 【66】 Lin Li's voice also drifted from the back: "Exactly, how can one person be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk." 【67】 Wang Yuezhi: "..." 【68】 The last two straws that broke the camel's back came silently like this. 【69】 Wang Yuezhi left the classroom. 【70】 Wang Yuezhi. exe malfunctioned. 【71】... 【72】 The preparatory bell for the afternoon class rang ten minutes early. 【73】 The students in the dormitory had returned to the classroom one after another. 【74】 Lin Li stretched. 【75】 Damn it, he had originally wanted to study hard, but ended up wasting the whole noon telling stories in front of Chen Yuying. 【76】 The plan was all disrupted. 【77】 Beauty ruins my work; from today on, I'm quitting alcohol! 【78】 There's nothing to regret. 【79】 He lives for himself, not for the system. 【80】 Heaven and earth are great, but I am the greatest. 【81】 Bai Bufan walked in from the back door, yawning; it seemed he hadn't slept enough at noon. 【82】 He sat down on his seat with a thud, then bounced up violently: "Why isn't it cold! Lin Li, who violated my chair!" 【83】 "Chen Yuying, she sat there all noon." 【84】 Bai Bufan: "?" 【85】 Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, his chin parallel to the chair surface, took out two pens as a knife and fork, licked his lips: "Then I won't be polite and dig in!" 【86】 Lin Li: "..." 【87】 So his malicious speculation wasn't slander. 【88】 Knowing heaven is easy, defying heaven is hard. 【89】 As expected of you, Bai Bufan. 【90】 —— 【91】 Asking for monthly tickets at the beginning of the month~~ 【92】 Stuff your big monthly tickets into the little broken book of the antenna! 【93】 Please! 【94】 (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 35 =====

Chen Yu, meanwhile, also leaned forward slightly, her body tilting toward Lin Li, pricking up her ears to listen to a side of the world that was entirely new to her.

Both parties were very satisfied, with a premonition that this would be a pleasant conversation.

However, a third party was not satisfied.

Wang Yuezhi, who had originally intended to study hard during the lunch break, had been holding his pen for a long time, but hadn't written down a single word.

He was also pricking up his ears, having no heart for the homework in front of him at all.

Yet, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't hear clearly what those two people in the back row were actually talking about.

Only occasionally could he hear Chen Yu's very soft exclamations, barely able to distinguish them as "Really?" or "Oh my god~".

Or the laughter of that bastard Lin Li. Other than that, there was only the barely perceptible rustling sound.

Can you two talk? Didn't you eat, why are you speaking so quietly?

If you can't talk, then shut up!

He actually really wanted to stand up and give a warning; after all, even though you can stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school has discipline, and after 12:40, whether in the dormitory or the classroom, you cannot walk around at will—and you certainly cannot whisper to each other.

If it were Lin Li and Bai Bufan here, he would have stood up long ago.

But the problem was that the two people talking now were Lin Li and Chen Yu, and he couldn't quite bring himself to stand up.

The more Wang Yuezhi thought about it, the angrier he got, and he quietly turned his head to look.

Damn it!

The two people's heads were almost touching, Chen Yu's face carried a beautiful, moving, and likable blush, while Lin Li's face wore an ugly, lecherous, and disgusting smile.

——Purely subjective, purely malicious.

Class monitor, what exactly are you being shy about? You should be hitting this kind of person with a heavy fist!

"Get away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice squeezed out with difficulty from between his teeth.

=9+Book_Bar

Could it be that the two of them are dating?

Linking it to Chen Yu calling him a pervert out loud just a moment ago, and now the two of them being so intimate, Wang Yuezhi had already filled in the plot of the story, and it even had strange attributes.

Wang Yuezhi Yeager: That kind of thing is forbidden! The class monitor finding another man or something!

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!" Wang Yuezhi finally put pen to paper, but only to frantically draw meaningless circles on his homework, while cursing Lin Li.

"Wang Yuezhi, can you be a bit quieter? It's noisy."

And at this moment, the fourth student in the classroom, that girl also in the front row, said to him with some impatience.

Lin Li's voice also drifted over from the back: "Exactly, how does one person manage to be this noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk."

Wang Yuezhi: "..."

The last two straws that broke the camel's back arrived just like that, silently.

Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.

Wang Yuezhi. exe has encountered an error.

The preparatory bell for the afternoon classes, ten minutes early, rang out.

The students in the dormitory had all returned to the classroom one after another.

Lin Li stretched his back.

Damn it, I originally wanted to study hard, but ended up wasting the entire lunch hour making up stories in front of Chen Yu.

The plan was all disrupted.

Beauty hinders my work; from today on, I'm quitting alcohol!

There is nothing to regret.

I live for myself, not for the system.

Heaven and earth are great, but I am the greatest.

Bai Bufan walked in from the back door, yawning; it seemed he hadn't slept enough at noon.

He sat down on his seat with a thud, then suddenly sprang up: "Why isn't it cold! Lin Li, who violated my chair!"

"Chen Yu, sat there all noon."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly squatted down, his chin parallel to the chair surface, took out two pens to act as a knife and fork, and licked his lips: "Then I won't be polite and will dig in!"

Lin Li: "..."

So my malicious speculation wasn't slander after all.

Knowing heaven is easy, defying heaven is hard.

As expected of you, Bai Bufan.

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