Chapter 338

Being a nanny is a profession that relies heavily on subjective initiative.

Whether a nanny is good or not depends entirely on personal professional ethics.

Some conscientious and kind nannies are well-bred, and as soon as they speak, they make the male host very comfortable, even being able to replace the hostess of the house and do a good job with the male host in the matter of having children. This is "girls help girls," female power.

And an evil, bad nanny with a vicious heart would, as Lin Li said, secretly swap children with the host's family.

Bai Bufan laughed in anger upon hearing this.

"Lin Li, isn't this setting you added too beastly?"

Compared to having nothing from the start, what's even more unacceptable is that the things you crave should have been within reach, but were snatched away by others.

Screw it, suddenly falling from the eldest son of a chaebol to a nanny's dog cub, and according to TV drama experience, the nanny will also be very, very bad to you. Holy crap, what's the point of living, might as well strangle myself with the umbilical cord in the amniotic fluid.

"It's okay, you suffer for thirty-nine episodes, and you'll be happy in the fortieth." Lin Li comforted him, "It's pretty good, in the past you would have had to suffer for fifty-one episodes."

The standard for TV dramas in the past was basically fifty-two episodes, but now the country has stipulated that they cannot exceed forty episodes.

"I'd rather be the villain and be happy for those thirty-nine episodes!" Bai Bufan raised his middle finger and cursed with a smile.

"Screw it."

"Why can't my WeChat wallet have a relationship with Alipay and give birth to a lot of money?"

Bai Bufan opened his phone to check his balance, his voice filled with heartfelt emotion.

Spending four thousand casually for a few minutes of footage, Bai Bufan felt that only those big brothers and sisters working in society could have such a flair.

"Is it possible that because you, the owner, haven't had a relationship, the two of them won't for the time being?" Lin Li commented upon hearing this.

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

"Lin Li! I'm already like this! Why do you still have to attack me tat!" Bai Bufan couldn't hold back and dropped little pearls.

"Oh, just kidding, baby," Lin Li quickly stepped forward to comfort him, "It's a good thing they didn't have a relationship and give birth to money for you."

"I heard that if they really had a relationship, you might be sued for rape, and then you would not only need to pay back everything they gave birth to, but also pay extra money, otherwise you'd have to go to jail."

Bai Bufan instantly couldn't hold back again—this time it was from amusement:

"Screw it, your mom's, what kind of electronic version of 'Great Unity of the World' is this? Lin Li, this is a bit unfair."

"Then I'll give you something fair now."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he looked at Chen Yu, his voice also raised a bit:

"Class Monitor, I think you should pay for the expenses I incurred in this confession, totaling 4702.65. The reason there's a decimal point is because I paid this money last week. According to the central bank's interest rate, there should be this much interest for one week."

WeChat or Alipay, if you don't need an invoice, I can give you a five-yuan discount."

Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up upon hearing this. Asking for money in such a "downer" way, this was indeed very biased toward the "handsome guys" and also very fair.

Ding Sihan: "Yingyu, why don't you break up?"

Qu Wanqiu: "+1, this kind of guy really should be broken up with, he even tried to evade taxes."

Lin Li sighed.

No wonder they say "guard against fire, guard against theft, guard against best friends." Can these two be good people? They hadn't been together for even half an hour, and they were already advising them to break up.

Stumbling blocks on the road of love, eat shit!

But the "downer" words couldn't affect the "upper" young girl. Chen Yu just smiled lightly upon hearing this, turned back to look at Lin Li, and nodded: "Alright, I'll transfer it to you later."

"Then I'll wait."

"By the way, Class Monitor, you can transfer ten cents less. That way, no matter what happens in the future, even if we quarrel one day, neither of us can say that we don't have a 'ten-cent relationship' with each other." Lin Li thought for a moment and added.

"Got it~"

The expressions of Bai, Ding, and Qu, who had been fed a mouthful of dog food, looked as complex as seeing Xue Jian in a black silk bunny girl outfit dancing the seaweed dance in front of them.

Bai Bufan really wanted to gun these two down, then bury one in the South Pole and one in the North Pole.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu really wanted to gun Lin Li down, then bury half in the South Pole and half in the North Pole.

"If one day I fall in love with your wife~ If your wife also——" Bai Bufan suddenly hummed a song in a low voice.

Lin Li suddenly and not in a low voice grabbed Bai Bufan by the neck.

"Hey hey hey, what are you doing, what are you doing? I heard a streamer singing it on the way here, I was just brainwashed and followed along to sing a line!!"

"You'd better be."

"Yingyu, when did you go blind?" Swallowing this astringent dog food, Ding Sihan continued to eat the melon.

"During the autumn outing, I guess." Chen Yu pursed her lips. Although she was very shy, she actually chose to answer directly.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" But Lin Li was anxious, "Baby, you have to deny the description of 'going blind' first, then say 'Ding Sihan! If you say things like that again, we can't be friends anymore,' and finally it should be 'during the autumn outing'!"

"You were actually tricked so early," Ding Sihan couldn't be bothered, shook her head, and then looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about you? When did you want to eat swan meat?"

Lin Li felt that people who use double standards are all Bai Bufan, himself excluded.

"Hmm, I've always had a good impression of her, I have a good impression of everyone who looks good…… As for when it turned into the emotion of liking, I really can't give a specific time. Maybe it was also the autumn outing, or even earlier? In short, it was subtle."

"But I made up my mind after National Day." However, Lin Li still answered.

At that time, it was a remark by Bai Bufan that made Lin Li start thinking about this aspect.

"Are there any more details? Don't ask a little and say a little, can you start from the very beginning." Ding Sihan felt it wasn't enough.

As a "shipping scientist," she was afraid they would feel embarrassed before and didn't dare to ask, but now that it was out in the open, how could she not be curious?

"Alright, then I'll start from the beginning of the story," Lin Li nodded, "That was an afternoon eighteen years ago, I only heard a cry in the Nansang People's Hospital, ho ho, the demon child is born……"

"Wait, what kind of 'from the beginning' is this? Why don't you start from Pangu opening……" Before Ding Sihan could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by Chen Yu waving her hand with a smile.

Unfortunately, it was already too late.

Sure enough——

"Alright, a long, long time ago, the sky and the earth had not yet separated, the universe was a chaotic mess, there was a giant named Pangu, who slept in this chaotic universe for eighteen thousand years……" Lin Li followed the flow.

The other four were silent at first, then started laughing again.

Too Lin Li.

The five of them slowly walked toward Pinglu Street.

Although Ding, Bai, and Qu still had many stalls they hadn't visited, they were no longer interested in them. They bought some food and drinks and continued to chat about the two of them while walking.

……

"How is it?"

By the river, under the shade of a tree, Qu Wanqiu and Bai Bufan were using their phone flashlights to provide fill light, and Ding Sihan was showing the photos she had taken to the little couple in front of her.

Lin Li had taken the initiative to come back and take some more photos when they passed the photo spot in the afternoon.

After all, it hadn't been revealed during the day, and he still had to maintain restraint. Standing stupidly to the side and making a "V" sign wasn't very interesting.

"Pretty good, it would be even better if you could include me next time." Lin Li gave a thumbs up, expressing his praise.

Ding Sihan was learning his essence more and more; her life was ruined.

"Then should we head back?"

Lin Li and Chen Yu had been strolling alone for nearly two hours at night, and it was already past nine o'clock.

Compared to the time the three of them went home after playing at the pet park last week, it wasn't really late, and they could even go watch a movie, but Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu had to go back to school, there was a curfew.

"Sure, walked all day, I'm indeed tired." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

"How are you getting back?" Lin Li rubbed Chen Yu's head and asked.

"The family car is coming to pick me up." Chen Yu looked up.

"Then forget it," Lin Li smiled and waved his hand upon hearing this, "Then I won't send you back."

Although his bicycle was still at school, that didn't matter.

It wasn't like he hadn't walked home from school before, and walking from home to school again, wouldn't that just make up for this part?

So if Chen Yu were planning to take a taxi back, Lin Li would definitely accompany her.

But with the family car, forget it. Whether it was Chen Zhongping or the driver, the act of sending her back would be no different from "opening a big move in someone's face."

"I'll find another opportunity for you to send me next time." Chen Yu also understood the stakes, so she smiled and nodded.

The five of them walked toward the entrance of Pinglu Street.

"Lin Li, what about my Extra gum, is there any left?"

Bai Bufan threw the empty bag of fried chicken into the trash can on the side of the road and asked Lin Li while catching up with the team.

After eating and drinking his fill, he wanted to chew, chew, chew, and by the way, sing a song of "Orchid Grass."

"I almost forgot."

Lin Li took out the Extra gum that Bai Bufan had left with him, then stepped forward and patted Chen Yu on the shoulder:

"Baby, during the midterm exam, the chewing gum you chewed, I picked it up and soaked it in water to drink for ten days, now it's tasteless, can you chew some more?"

Chen Yu's extended hand hung in mid-air.

She sighed helplessly.

Lin Li's hand took the initiative to reach out and scratch her palm.

"Can you be any more of a downer, Lin Li." Ding Sihan cursed with a smile.

"I can, Ding Zi, I can." Lin Li naturally had to satisfy such a request when he heard it, and nodded:

"The river snail the Class Monitor sucked on back then, I now keep it at home as headphones. I wear them when I sleep, it's like the Class Monitor is whispering that she loves me in my ear."

Ding Sihan: "……"

She chose to give a thumbs up.

Approved, respect.

"Holy crap, even if Chen Tianming came, he'd have to hand you a cigarette," Bai Bufan laughed, then said with some curiosity, "But I don't know if he succeeded or not. Screw it, won't three of my buddies get into a relationship in one day? How can I live?"

"I hope he succeeds too." Lin Li smiled.

Arriving at the "I miss you in Pinglu" road sign.

There were only a few cars the Chen family often drove, and Lin Li saw it at a glance.

In the driver's seat, it was the driver, not Chen Zhongdeng himself.

"Then I'll get in the car first." Chen Yu also noticed her family's car, and holding the bouquet, she turned back and said.

"Alright," Lin Li nodded, then opened his arms: "A hug?"

The young girl gave her answer with action. The driver in the car, the moment Chen Yu turned around, suddenly lowered his head and began to study the car logo on his steering wheel. He didn't look at the rearview mirrors, inside or outside, even once.

Car logos are good, car logos are nice.

"Did you call our car?" Lin Li, who had just gone up to help Chen Yu put the dolls and other things into the car and had now returned to the three of them, asked.

"I called, three minutes away." Ding Sihan replied.

"Alright, Ding Zi, calculate how much we spent later and send it to the group for payment."

"Alright."

Among the group of five, Lin Li and Chen Yu's economic status was undoubtedly far superior to the other three, but when going out to play, these small expenses were usually split normally.

It helps to build a more harmonious friendship.

If he paid for everything himself, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu would feel embarrassed, and Bai Bufan would take advantage of it, none of which were appropriate.

"Wait a minute! What kind of group is this 'One Person Three Dogs'!" Ding Sihan suddenly gritted her teeth and said.

"'One', 'Person'," Lin Li first pointed to himself and then to the direction where Chen Yu's car drove away, then drew a circle toward the remaining three: "'Three Dogs', any problems?"

"No problems." Bai Bufan nodded.

Anyway, his status had risen.

——According to relativity, if others' status is lower, one's own status is higher.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's smiles looked gritted.

They also knew why they had become "Bai Bufan" in Lin Li's eyes—unlike Bai Bufan's purebred status, they belonged to the "single dog" category.

It was too hateful that any group member could change the group name on WeChat, giving a commoner like Lin Li the opportunity to be arrogant.

"Damn it," Ding Sihan said resentfully while changing the group name back: "Damn it, damn it! I'm clearly a beautiful girl too, why is there no handsome guy chasing me."

"Ding Zi, Binbin would be very angry if he heard you talking like that." Lin Li frowned.

"What does it have to do with the Chinese teacher?" Ding Sihan also frowned.

Binbin refers to Li Binbin, the Chinese teacher of Class 4.

"You mispronounced the tone," Lin Li explained gently: "It's clearly the third tone, why did you read it as the fourth tone?

I, the top student in the grade, have to teach you. Come, read it with me once, 'mei shao nu' (beautiful girl), not 'mei shao nu'."

If Lin Li isn't barking like a dog, he must be up to something.

"Holy crap," Bai Bufan exclaimed, "So 'beautiful girl' actually means 'ugly girl'?"

Ding Sihan laughed, laughing heartily and indifferently.

Lin Li stuck his butt out.

"Lin Li, you're asking for death!!!"

Lin Li patted the dust off his pants. Being kicked while trying to popularize knowledge, perhaps this is the helplessness of a "fire-keeper."

Seeing someone hiding beautifully in the dark and laughing secretly, Lin Li decided to share the love: "Jiujiu, what are you laughing at? You're a beautiful girl too."

"You're asking for a kick, aren't you! Die!"

OK, now the shoe prints are symmetrical.

"Hey, Lin Li, can you two even change your couple avatars?"

The ride-hailing car arrived, and the four of them got in one after another. Looking back and seeing the turtle in Ding Sihan's hand, Bai Bufan suddenly thought of this and asked.

Whether it's QQ or WeChat, there are class groups, and both of them are in them. Changing to couple avatars and scanning the group members would be quite obvious.

"I don't care, I'll see what she thinks when the time comes."

Lin Li didn't really care about this; couple avatars or not, they were all minor details.

The most important person was already his, and that was enough.

……

"In the future, you two won't just play by yourselves and not bring us along, right?"

The first to arrive was Ding Sihan's house. When getting out of the car, Ding Zi suddenly said with a hint of sourness.

One was her best female friend, and the other was her best male friend.

If they really didn't play with her anymore, Ding Sihan would really feel sad.

"You're overthinking it," Lin Li put down his phone and looked up with a smile, "Your dad and mom are dating, do they stop caring about you? Ding Ding, Dad will always love you."

"Tch! You silly dog, I'm going home, bye!"

"See you tomorrow."

To prevent Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu from feeling like they were sitting on pins and needles while alone, after arriving at the Nansang school gate, Lin Li still accompanied the two to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory.

"Bye bye bye bye."

Saying goodbye to Lin Li, Bai Bufan hummed a song and went upstairs:

"I come from the mountains~ carrying orchid grass~ chew chew chew chew chew~ chew chew chew chew chew~"

He wasn't sentimental at all; if a brother has a girlfriend, he's still a brother.

Just based on the compatibility between him and Lin Li, hehe, Class Monitor, you are the challenger!

The newcomer is not kind, but I am the newcomer!

At the dormitory door, Bai Bufan opened the door with his key.

The room was pitch black. It seemed Chen Tianming hadn't returned yet, and he wasn't replying to messages either. He was probably having a sweet time right now.

All three of these guys were having a great time.

"Bufan……"

"Holy crap!"

The lights weren't on yet, and the voice that suddenly came from Chen Tianming startled Bai Bufan.

"Why didn't you turn on the lights when you were inside!" Bai Bufan patted his chest.

"Lights or no lights, it doesn't matter. Haha, haha, Bufan, you say, what does a person live for in this life?" Chen Tianming's voice, mixed with ethereal laughter, came over gloomily.

Bai Bufan: "?"

……

Downstairs of the dormitory.

Coaxing girls is really an exhausting thing.

Wang Ze felt that if only he were a programmer.

Because he heard that programmers generally master many high-level object-oriented languages.

Speaking of which, it feels like programmers should have very good luck with women; they must have all opened harems.

Envious of programmers.

However, although he wasn't a programmer and the coaxing was exhausting, Wang Ze was completely enjoying it—whether it would be annoying in the future, we'll talk about that later. Anyway, they were both just feeling sweet and interesting today.

He really is cheap.

Walking into the dormitory building, Wang Ze had a smile on his face.

Next, it was the most satisfying "showing off" segment.

At the stairs on the second floor of the dormitory, after tidying up his clothes and hairstyle in the mirror on the wall, Wang Ze walked into the second floor with high spirits.

He wasn't heading toward his own dormitory, but to the one next door, Bai Bufan's.

Seeing that the dormitory door was actually ajar, Wang Ze smiled crookedly. While pushing the door open, he started with a curse:

"Bai Bufan, why didn't you——at night"

Wang Ze's words came to an abrupt end. As the scene gradually became clear, his smile also completely stiffened.

Only one desk lamp was on in the dormitory, so it looked very dim.

And in the dimness, Chen Tianming was sitting on a chair, his body curled up, his hands holding the back of his head, his forehead pressed against the desktop, silent.

And Bai Bufan was sitting next to Chen Tianming at this time, one hand patting Chen Tianming's arm, one hand stroking Chen Tianming's back, the dog speaking human words:

"It's okay, Tianming, there's still a chance, Tianming, don't be sad……"

At least don't think about dying while you're still my high school roommate……

Die in college, you can still help your roommate get recommended for graduate school……

When the room door was pushed open by Wang Ze and the dog barking came, Bai Bufan looked at the door.

Then, Wang Ze saw Bai Bufan's eyes wide open in anger. Under the dim light, his expression was ferocious and terrifying——

"You evil beast! Are you an idiot! Who let you appear! Who instructed you to come!"

"Don't! Hurry up and go back!"

"Get lost! Wang Ze! Go die! Go die! Go die!!"

Bai Bufan didn't make a sound, but passionately conveyed similar messages with his mouth shape.

Wang Ze, whose ancestors were being insulted by the mouth shape, had no dissatisfaction at all, and nodded heavily. He didn't even dare to breathe, reached out to grab the doorknob, and tiptoed, trying to close the door again without making a sound.

However, it was too late.

Chen Tianming slowly turned his head at this time, revealing his covered, weary, and decadent face. In the darkness, his eye sockets seemed to shine slightly, not knowing if he was dropping little pearls.

"Wang Ze," Chen Tianming's voice didn't have a crying tone, but it sounded a bit hoarse and weak, "How did your…… confession go tonight……"

Wang Ze: "……"

On the night of November, it was extremely cool, yet Wang Ze was sweating profusely.

Screw your mom, Chen Tianming, don't ask such sharp questions at this time.

He couldn't say anything that wasn't conducive to unity!

"Uh……" Wang Ze also noticed Bai Bufan's even more ferocious face and mouth movements behind Chen Tianming. His eyeballs kept turning left and right, he reached out to touch the back of his head, and was speechless for a moment.

At this very moment, even if someone came at Wang Ze's left and right chest with a sword each, Wang Ze wouldn't die immediately!

Because his heart was already in his throat!!

"I……"

"I……"

The athlete's brain was running at high speed at this moment, the CPU was obviously overheated and overloaded, and it started a red-temperature warning.

Finally, Wang Ze's eyes lit up, he lowered his head, his voice complex and disappointed:

"If it wasn't for the fact that I almost didn't fail at that time, I wouldn't be in this state of not failing now……"

Chen Tianming: "(；o_o)?"

(End of this chapter)