Chapter 339: Are the main characters of

Residential complex.

"Peel one! Coconut skin~ but you f***ing gave me a pear~"

In a cheerful mood, Lin Li hummed "Sugar" and opened his front door with his keys.

Once finally back in his own little world, Lin Li couldn't help but revert to a primitive state.

Just like singing along to David Tao at home, he started running around the stage and howling, like monkeys on both banks of the river that won't stop crying.

The flower language of popcorn is "fast, hot, and happy."

After burning off some of his pent-up emotions, Lin Li took out his phone.

"Lin Li: I've arrived home safely."

"Chen Yu: 【Bear greeting】 Good."

"Ding Si: It's actually safe? What a pity."

"Qu Wanqiu: +1, I really wanted to see Ying-bao live as a 'grass widow'."

Targeted attacks as usual.

"Lin Li: Hehe, it's impossible for anything to happen. You should know that I hold the secret to safety—just follow the mushrooms, because fungi do not stand under dangerous walls."

"Ding Si: SB."

"Qu Wanqiu: SB."

These two daughters of his are a bit lacking in humanity.

"Chen Yu: 【Transfer 4702.55】"

At this moment, a private chat from Chen Yu suddenly popped up.

Lin Li: ovo.

Such an obedient baby; she said she'd transfer money, and she did. If he told her to transfer ten cents less, she really would transfer ten cents less.

But Lin Li still decided to strike back with the attitude of a beast—

"Lin Li: Class Monitor, could you add the note 'Voluntary Gift'? Otherwise, I'm afraid to accept it."

"Chen Yu: 【Transfer 4702.55】 【Note: Voluntary Gift】"

Not even a few seconds after the message was sent, a new transfer notification popped up.

Too obedient!

"Lin Li: The one above is still there, though."

"Chen Yu: You can't edit the note once it's sent. I didn't set a delayed arrival, and I can't withdraw it either."

"Lin Li: Then what will you do if I accept both?"

"Chen Yu: I will be very happy."

F***! Who the hell put a sci-fi novel into my WeChat chat list?!

I haven't dared to read a single page!

If I were to screenshot this chat log and spread it, Liu Cixin's status wouldn't be secure; the sci-fi field would welcome its new master!

You think only you can write sci-fi? This, my friend, is real sci-fi!

How could there possibly be a girl like this in the world?

Huh? There really is, and she just happens to be mine. Oh, oh, then it's fine. Yay!

Lin Li took a screenshot and sent it to Bai Bufan.

"Lin Li: Bufan, this sci-fi novel is pretty good. I recommend you take a look."

Just thinking about the fact that no one in the world knows he has a girlfriend like this makes Lin Li feel uncomfortable all over.

Sometimes Lin Li thinks it would be great if his life were a novel or "The Truman Show," with every minute and second being a live broadcast, so he could make the readers envious.

Uh... never mind. He often beats his meat; who knows if any readers or viewers are staring at that.

After waiting for a little while, Lin Li felt a bit puzzled.

Why hasn't Bai Bufan attacked him yet?

Bai Bufan did not send any messages in the "Three People and a Dog" group chat—the name of which had already been changed back—nor did he reply to private messages.

"Lin Li: Wang Ze, this sci-fi novel is pretty good. I recommend you take a look."

Wang Ze didn't reply either.

What are these two bastards doing now? Have they already started playing games?

They really don't care about their brother at all.

"Lin Li: Hehe, Class Monitor, I've figured it out. You made a mistake, and now you're trying to move me so I won't dare to accept it!"

Let those two bastards do whatever they want. Returning to the chat interface with Chen Yu, Lin Li accepted both transfers and continued to send "low-tier" messages:

"Lin Li: But this trick is useless against me. Not only did I accept them, but I'm also going to top up all of it into the game."

Village, wait for me; I'm using my girlfriend's money to support you all.

This is his "Will of Fire"!

"Chen Yu: Okay, go ahead and top up~"

~Miss Lin, the way your mouth curves upward is beautiful~

No wonder some people are willing to be kept men for rich old ladies who sit on the ground and suck up the earth. F***, this is just too satisfying.

And his is still a young and pretty little rich girl!

"Lin Li: Class Monitor, you're going to make me float. Next time we meet, can you go to the kitchen and stir-fry two dishes for me?"

"Chen Yu: 【Bear hands on hips】"

"Chen Yu: Students aren't allowed in the cafeteria kitchen. That doesn't seem possible, oh."

The next time they meet is tomorrow, at school.

"Lin Li: The teachers' dormitory has a kitchen. We'll find Old Jian-tou and borrow his kitchen. If you're the one asking, he'll definitely agree."

"Chen Yu: Don't push your luck 【Fist】"

"Lin Li: 【Bear hands on hips】"

Chen Yu is already his, so naturally, her stickers are common property. Stealing one isn't going too far.

"Chen Yu: Are you busy now? If not, can I call you? I don't want to type, and I want to hear your voice."

Lin Li immediately sent a WeChat call.

F***, only the most cold-hearted person in the world could see such a message and not act.

"What are you doing right now?" The call was answered instantly, and Lin Li asked gently.

"I just put the flowers you gave me into a vase. I'll try to make them into dried flowers later; I want to preserve them. I hope they last a little longer. And now I'm lying on the bed, waiting to talk to you."

Chen Yu must indeed be lying on the bed; her speaking speed is slower than usual, and she sounds soft and sweet.

"No need to cherish them so much. There will be plenty of opportunities for me to give you more in the future. If you want, I can give you another bouquet tomorrow, no problem." Lin Li was in the living room, lying on the sofa, stretching his legs onto the backrest, and replied with a smile.

"No, no need. It's just that this bouquet was given when you confessed; it's different."

Chen Yu said hurriedly:

"I don't like flowers that much; I like you. I only like that bouquet because it was given by you."

Lin Li: o_o.

Baby, I haven't even used my basic attack, and you're already throwing your ultimate?

Ten thousand critical hits! Ten thousand critical hits!

"Baby, my heart isn't good. If you do this, I'm very likely to just drop dead from my heart beating too hard." After Lin Li enjoyed it in his heart for a while, he finally spoke.

On the other side of the phone, only the girl's soft, playful giggling sound came through.

It seems there is no intention of repentance at all.

Very good, that's exactly what he wanted—no repentance.

If she really repented, Lin Li would have to be fierce with Chen Yu.

"So, Class Monitor, should we change to couple avatars or something? I'll listen to you." Remembering the question Bai Bufan asked earlier, Lin Li turned to ask.

Some people value this sense of ritual extremely highly; never mind QQ or WeChat, even NetEase Cloud, TikTok, Tantan, and Momo must use couple avatars.

"Hmm... I'll look to see if there are any that are very subtle. If not, then we won't change."

But Chen Yu is not among them. She knows the drawbacks of doing so, and plus, she doesn't really value it that much, so she just answered in a casual tone.

"Okay. However, I think we already have couple items on us, right? Class Monitor, there's a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time: is the bracelet you gave me a couple's item? Do you have one on your hand too?"

Lin Li shook his wrist—one of his birthday gifts—and it made a crisp sound, which was transmitted to the other side.

The question that wasn't appropriate to poke through before can finally be asked without restraint now.

"Lin Li, look at the message." Chen Yu didn't answer directly.

Hearing this, Lin Li reopened WeChat. Chen Yu had sent him a picture.

Clicking on it, it was a small bear doll also lying on a bed.

Lin Li zoomed in on the picture to check the corners; the room was decorated in a very girlish way, but unfortunately, he couldn't find any legs that had accidentally entered the frame.

Only then did Lin Li start looking at this bear. It was very similar to the one in his bedroom, except the one in the picture was white and had a bow on its head; it was clearly a female bear.

"Actually, even the little bears are a couple's set, oh." At this time, Chen Yu's voice came over with a bit of pride and slyness:

"The bracelet barely counts—because at that time, I felt it couldn't be too obvious. The one I got for myself is just similar. Lin Li, let's go pick out a real pair another day."

"Okay—"

Lin Li drew out his tone, remembered the day of his birthday, and said with a smile:

"Class Monitor, do you know that when you pulled me closer by the car that day, I thought you were going to kiss me? I had even thought of the names for our future children, but it turned out you were telling me the secret of the gift. I was happy and disappointed at the same time."

"Pfft—who would kiss you..." Chen Yu whispered in disdain, then spoke again with some shyness: "So, what were the names you thought of for the children?"

"You want to hear?" Lin Li was a little excited all of a sudden.

Chen Yu on the other end of the phone frowned slightly.

Why does she have a bad premonition?

"I think I don't want to hear it anymore..." Chen Yu said weakly.

"It's too late," Lin Li didn't give her a chance: "Haha! I've long wanted to tell you the world-shaking wisdom names I came up with!"

"I even arranged the genders. Baby, if it's a boy, I hope he can protect you in the future, so I'll call him Lin Shouying (Protect Ying). If it's a girl, she can just protect herself, so I plan to call her Lin Ziwei (Self-Defense)!

How about that? The meaning is perfect, and it's not easy to have the same name. At least I haven't seen anyone with such names in reality yet!"

After finishing, Lin Li waited expectantly for praise. "..."

"..."

However, there was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and what followed was not praise, but a personal attack on Lin Li: "Super big pervert..."

For a moment, Chen Yu even felt that she couldn't look directly at the character "Ying" in her own name anymore.

Sigh, Chen Yu suddenly felt a bit worried.

When she wasn't dating Lin Li, he was already perverted enough. Now that they are dating, what should she do?

Will he be unscrupulous with her?

It's over.

"Are these two names not good? This is the result of my racking my brains." Lin Li was a bit disappointed; his hard work wasn't recognized.

"They are absolutely not good!"

"Then I'll think of some more."

"You're not allowed to think anymore. Lin Li, I'm stripping you of your naming rights."

"On what grounds!"

"On the grounds that I was just cheated out of nine thousand yuan by you." Chen Yu laughed.

Damn it, taking people's money makes one's mouth soft.

Sigh, I wonder if the Class Monitor's mouth is soft too.

"Alright then, what names do you think..."

On the night they just got together, there are always countless things to talk about. Many words that were too embarrassed to be said on other nights because others were listening can finally be spoken now.

Past ambiguous actions have all become great topics of conversation at this moment, making both parties feel happy.

Ah, a refreshing tax evasion.

Ding.

"Wu Min has invited you to a voice call."

"My mom is calling me." The phone placed to the side lit up. Seeing the message, Lin Li raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm? What's wrong? Does your mom have something to do with you?" Hearing this, Chen Yu paused the current topic. Having spoken too much by accident, her throat was slightly dry, so she got up to find water to drink while asking curiously.

"No, it's just the weekly routine chat. My mom probably knows I'm already on a call here, so she canceled it immediately." Lin Li didn't really care.

"Then you should reply to your mom's message first," Chen Yu nodded, "It just so happens I'm tired of talking. I'm going to take off my makeup and take a shower."

"That works too. Should I call you later?"

Chen Yu isn't the type of pretentious person who says things she doesn't mean. She said to let him reply first, so that meant let him reply first, and Lin Li nodded.

"Okay, let's talk later then."

Hanging up the phone, Lin Li called Wu Min.

Women lining up to chat with him—maybe this is his charm.

It seems he needs to learn time management from Show Lo.

"Lin Li, finished playing your game?" Wu Min yawned as soon as she picked up the phone, asking casually.

—It's not that such scenes haven't appeared before, but basically, it was because Lin Li was playing games with his friends, and Wu Min subconsciously assumed this time was the same.

So after hanging up the phone just now, Wu Min didn't even ask what Lin Li was doing on WeChat.

"Sort of." Lin Li giggled.

Whether this kind of thing is open-minded or not, there's really no need to say it for now. It's just that Lin Li's little tail was held high, and he soon couldn't help but take the initiative to ask:

"Mom, do you want a grandson?"

Mom, Lin Shouying and Lin Ziwei are waiting for you.

In the future, you can choose whether you want to be Grandma Shouying or Grandma Ziwei.

Taking these two kids out, when introducing yourself, oh, it'll be so prestigious!

"No," however, what Lin Li was met with was Wu Min's extremely disgusted voice, "Grandson? I don't even want a son anymore, let alone a grandson? Don't come here."

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

Eh, no?

If you don't want a grandson, fine, but you can't not want a son.

My mom, her words really hurt.

"Mom, what you said is a bit hurtful."

"Cut it out. Why are you asking this suddenly? What, are you pregnant? Or are you going to raise a pet?" Wu Min asked, with a vague sense of unease in her heart.

"I was pregnant, but after hearing your cold words just now, I've already miscarried." Lin Li said sadly.

"Great."

Although she didn't know what kind of ghost idea Lin Li had again, for Wu Min, this ghost idea miscarrying was good news, and she let out a long sigh of relief.

"Mom, you are truly a cold and heartless person. You've completely broken my heart. When you want to hold a child in the future, let's see what you do!" Lin Li was extremely angry.

"I'll go be a confinement nanny, I'll go be a babysitter, you don't need to worry about that, Lin Li." The threat was completely ineffective; Wu Min just sneered.

Lin Li: "..."

Holding other people's children?

Bad babysitters are like this.

F***! Lin Li now has reason to suspect that he is actually the child of a billionaire and was swapped by Wu Min!

It all matches up, it all matches up!

Who stole his life!!

"If you want abortion fees, just say it directly, don't be wishy-washy." Wu Min began her strange descriptions.

"Sister Min, why do you think I'm looking for you for money?"

Lin Li's self-esteem was hit:

"I've really had enough of you as a mother. It just so happens that I'm grown up now, so I've decided: from today on, I'm going to live alone forever!"

"Yo," Wu Min's voice was calm, only teasing: "Your wings are that stiff? What, where are you planning to live? Have you found a house? How much is the rent? Mom will help you see if it's worth it."

"Rent a house?" Now Lin Li was a bit puzzled, "Why rent a house?"

"Then how are you going to live alone?"

"Mom, I already went to your room just now, packed up all your things, and threw them outside the door. Take them when you have time. I'm not responsible if it's late, and if the garbage collectors pick them up, you're on your own." Lin Li said calmly.

Wu Min: "..."

Eh, no.

So wanting to live alone forever doesn't mean moving out to rent or buy a house, but kicking the old mother out forever?

Such remarks would have been punished by being drowned in a pig cage in ancient times, but appearing on his own son, it's also normal.

"Lin Li, you'd better prepare some safflower oil and bruise medicine. It'll be useful when I come back in two weeks." Since Lin Li showed his filial piety, Wu Min also decided to show her maternal love.

"Mom, what's wrong? Are you hurt?" Lin Li asked a question he knew the answer to.

"Yes, my hand might be beaten swollen by then." Wu Min said lightly.

Lin Li laughed for a while, then asked: "Sister Min, didn't you usually only come home on holidays? Why are you suddenly coming back in two weeks? Did the company give you time off or something?"

"Aren't you guys having a parent-teacher meeting? I have to ask for leave to attend it." Wu Min didn't hide it.

"Parent-teacher meeting? When? Have they notified you yet?" Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then curious.

Xue Jian did say before the midterm exams that there would be a parent-teacher meeting after the exams, but it wasn't mentioned at all in last week's class meeting, so he thought this matter was already gone.

"Hmm, it's set for the week after next, probably on a Friday." Wu Min nodded, "They said they want to tell us about your elective exams, academic exams, and class placement considerations...

I'll forward it to you; you can look at it yourself. To be honest, it's useless for me to listen. You definitely have your own ideas; just make your own decisions."

"Then why did you specifically ask for leave? My homeroom teacher knows my family situation; he won't say anything if you don't come." Lin Li laughed.

Wu Min was silent.

If it were before, she might have pushed this parent-teacher meeting aside, or let a relative, brother, or sister in Xilingzhen attend on her behalf.

But this time, Lin Li was first in the class and first in the grade in the midterm exams.

Not go?

Wu Min: "Lin Li, of course it's because Mom loves you."

Lin Li: "?"

My mom loves me? Really or fake?

Calls with Wu Min are never very long. After all, they talk on the phone every week and chat on WeChat, so there's really no need to have long phone conversations.

The two of them don't have that much desire to share.

And to be honest, the maternal love and longing that can be accumulated by not hearing Lin Li's voice for a week isn't actually much.

This bit of maternal love would be exhausted after chatting with Lin Li for at most half an hour.

Therefore, the person who usually ends the warm mother-son call is still Wu Min.

Lin Li immediately dialed Chen Yu's phone again, seamless connection.

Waiting for it to connect, Lin Li felt that this would also be a portrayal of him and Chen Yu in the future—it definitely wouldn't be like today, where they want to hear each other's voices every moment.

Being too clingy to each other easily accelerates boredom.

But today is the first day they are together, so the desire to express is really uncontrollable.

"You have initiated a voice call."

"The other party has declined."

"Chen Yu: Wait a moment, I'm taking a bath right now."

"You have initiated a video call."

"Chen Yu:?"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 340 =====