Chapter 342

Dutch physicist Christiaan Huygens said: Light is a wave.

British physicist Isaac Newton said: Light is a particle.

Chinese circus artist Wang Yuezhi said: Light is just feeling tired from living.

Wuwuwu, want to fuck this world's circus tat—

"It's okay, thank you, don't worry about me..." Wang Yuezhi said to the kind girl on the first floor.

"Are you really okay..." The girl was a bit puzzled.

She actually couldn't figure out how one could fall in such a way that a slap mark could appear on their face.

Lin Li didn't sprinkle cumin on Wang Yuezhi's wound; after calling Zhuo Yongfei down and confirming he was fine, he left directly.

Returning home, Lin Li continued to strive for the task.

"Ahhh, I don't want spicy girls anymore, I want sweet girls—"

Lin Li, panting, watched the progress of "Fire" nearing completion, and shed tears of relief.

After calming down a bit, Lin Li bought some cement, sand, and some tools online.

If civil engineering counts as earth, Lin Li planned to repair the residential area himself.

His old residential area without property management had roads and such that had been in disrepair for years and were long since full of potholes.

The reason for doing this was that he finished school at 9:50 every day. Even if he went to a construction site and told the foreman he wanted to experience life for free, it wasn't easy to find a suitable night shift. To complete "Earth", it was better to do it in the residential area himself.

Not only was the schedule free, but it could also practically benefit others and himself.

After buying everything he needed, for the rest of the night, Lin Li continued his daily cultivation, striving to reach Foundation Establishment as soon as possible.

Once it hit 12 o'clock, Monday, the system updated.

The system was still updating in a toothpaste-squeezing way that couldn't be figured out. Lin Li was long used to it; what was important was the reset of the free refresh opportunity.

There was nothing to hesitate about; Lin Li refreshed the product slot of the "Remote Cockpit" he had already bought one of.

【You have refreshed a "Great Creation Pill": 300 system currency (daily limit 1), replace it?】

【Great Creation Pill: After taking it, according to the degree of medicinal power absorption, it washes the marrow and cuts the bones, stabilizes the foundation, widens the meridians, and tempers the spiritual sense.

The effect of this pill will be greatly reduced for the second and subsequent doses.】

Whether it was the name, the effect, or the price, it looked like a very powerful item, so Lin Li replaced the cockpit without hesitation and immediately redeemed one.

Spent 300 system currency, original price, didn't use the "half-price product purchase opportunity" prop on hand.

Saving only 150 system currency was still too little. Lin Li hoped to save a big one like the mecha, so he decided to be a little greedy.

Materialize.

A short, fat porcelain bottle appeared in Lin Li's palm. The refreshing fragrance permeated the moment it appeared, so comfortable that Lin Li wanted to moan.

Opened it and took a look, it wasn't small, a pill half the size of a palm, the divine charm and white spiritual mist circulated in the porcelain bottle.

Just this one look, Lin Li put it back into the 【Warehouse】.

Didn't rush to take it; wait until he goes to the cultivation world in the middle of the week to ask Daoist Shanqing; this is the safest way to handle it.

This "Great Creation Pill" is clearly not low-grade goods. Who knows if he can digest this medicinal power? He, a dignified King of Eating Shit, might turn into a King of Eating Shit to Death after eating it.

Not worth it.

The next day, Monday.

Lin Li felt that 【Fruit of Persistence】 really improved his efficiency in sleeping.

Still got up at four o'clock, but felt more refreshed. However, the time was too short now; maybe it was psychological, and it needed more time to verify.

Lin Li rode his bicycle slowly to school.

Along the way, he could see sanitation workers grabbing Uncle Yang's rice bowl—sweeping yellow.

Autumn is really bleak; summer is too hot, winter is too cold, so Lin Li felt that he had been a bit spring-struck these two days, which should be understandable.

The only benefit of autumn is that all men will become Ultraman, because autumnman—cleverly using the pronunciation of "autumn man" in English, which is similar to Ultraman, making people laugh.

Of course, if the accent is heavy and it's read as "outman", then kid, that's not funny, "what kind of canned food am I saying".

Arrived at school.

"According to wild history, the reason Guan Yu's combat power is so high is that he can invite gods to possess him."

As soon as he arrived, he caught up with Bufan's Three Kingdoms wild history segment.

"If you guys watch a lot of TV dramas, you should know who gangs and people in the underworld worship when they swear brotherhood, right?

That's right, it's Guan Sheng Dijiun! Hope they can be as loyal and righteous as Guan Yu.

And the Peach Garden Oath, Liu, Guan, and Zhang were also people mixing in the underworld, so naturally, they let Guan Sheng Dijiun witness their brotherhood oath throughout."

"Damn, this seems to be true. I remember it's also such a situation in official history."

Thinking about it is terrifying, Wang Ze covered his mouth.

"Right?" It's rare for wild history to be recognized by official history once, Bai Bufan was a bit proud, nodded, and continued: "And Guan Yu discovered that he could actually invite Guan Sheng Dijiun to possess him at any time, which is why he could pass five passes and kill six generals, and ride a thousand miles alone!"

"I also heard that Guan Sheng Dijiun dotes on Guan Yu very much. No matter what Guan Yu wants to do, when he asks Guan Sheng Dijiun, Guan Sheng Dijiun approves, saying that what Guan Yu thinks is what He thinks, and it should be done this way, without any opinions of his own, only obedience."

"So that's how it is! Damn! I thought Guan Yu's strength was all his own hard work and sweat, but it turns out it's all cheating by inviting gods! Phew—"

"Damn, who has Guan Yu's TikTok account?"

"This time Guan Sheng Dijiun is really the MVP, Guan Yu is a lying-down dog."

Wang Ze and others were indignant upon hearing this and started cyber-bullying Guan Yu.

"No need to disdain," Bai Bufan hurriedly called a stop upon hearing this, suppressing first and then raising, starting to say some good things: "Actually, Guan Yu is the real Three Kingdoms person in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he is quite honest."

"Hmm? Why do you say that?" Lin Li, who had already given the girl's breakfast, walked over to be a straight man.

Bai Bufan spoke calmly: "Because he is in Wu, his head is in Wei, and his heart is in Shu."

"Oh—reasonable." Lin Li nodded calmly.

Then the two looked at all the boys in the back row in tacit agreement, patrolling seriously: "Let me replace Guan Di Sheng Dijiun to see who is laughing."

Everyone: "?"

Originally they could not laugh, but now who the fuck can hold it in!

"Damn!! Isn't this a wild history segment? Why did it seamlessly connect to hell jokes? Bai Bufan, return my merit, I'll have to kowtow a few times when I see Guan Er Ye's statue in the future to atone for my sins!!"

Wang Ze and others couldn't hold it in instantly.

In one sentence, all the boys in the back row of Class 4, Grade 1 were deprived of the power to mix in society.

After getting breakfast, the boys returned to their seats and started eating.

"Lin Li, let me test you, which is more expensive, chicken or beef?" Bai Bufan's mouth was already busy eating breakfast, but he still asked Lin Li vaguely.

His secret Orleans chicken bun was sold out and replaced by Lin Li with an onion curry beef bun.

—In this day and age, everything can be a bun, no filling is strange.

"Chicken." Lin Li answered in seconds.

"Why?"

"Because you asked, I don't understand the question, but I understand you." Lin Li smiled gently.

Although Bai Bufan was very moved, he didn't want to be emotional, so he shook his head:

"Application questions don't give points for just writing the answer now. Lin Li, I'll remind you, nine cows and one hair, cow is one-ninth of a hair, how many hairs is chicken?"

Lin Li: "... Is it eight hairs?"

"So smart! Worthy of being first in the grade, you get it at one point!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, "So, Lin Li, you changed my cheap bun without my permission, do you have to compensate me for the money?"

"Idiot." Lin Li was concise.

After the morning self-study, it was the class meeting.

Xue Jian didn't bring lesson plans this time; it seems it wasn't changed to math this time, but a real class meeting.

"Class meeting, tell everyone a few things." Sure enough, after sitting down, Xue Jian spoke to everyone in the class.

"First, everyone should have known from your parents last weekend that next Friday, our school's Grade 1 will hold a parent-teacher meeting for each class."

"The content is mainly about class placement, the next teaching plan, everyone's performance during this period, and so on."

"The school expects to prepare some segments that require you students to participate, but it hasn't been determined yet. After it's determined, I will notify everyone again..."

"Damn, there's such a thing? Then it feels like I have to go home this Friday."

Bai Bufan stayed at school last weekend and didn't know about it. Now that he heard it, he touched his chin, showing entanglement.

"Shouldn't you stay at school even more this week? Anyway, your family will definitely come to pick you up next week, just go back with them."

Lin Li glanced over upon hearing this.

"Wrong, after the parent-teacher meeting, generally speaking, I'm not suitable to go home for a long time. This is a truth I realized since kindergarten." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Realized it since kindergarten?

Lin Li shook his head; giving birth to such a son, he felt sorry for Bai's father and mother.

Are there any parents in this world more miserable than Bai's father and mother?

No, brother, no.

"If I don't go home this week, then I'll wait for the next suitable time for me to go home, and I'll probably be able to see my own younger brother." Bai Bufan continued.

"Your own younger brother?" Lin Li was a bit shocked, "Are you going to practice yoga during this time? No? How flexible do you have to be to kiss it?"

Lin Li tried to lower his head and try it himself, finding it a bit difficult.

Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

Your mom.

"Are you an idiot? Who told you to kiss your younger brother like that." Bai Bufan laughed and scolded.

Then he lowered his head and tried it himself. Damn, it's really difficult!

Can only say fortunately these two people are sitting in the last row.

Zhou Baowei, the only one in the classroom who noticed this heaven-defying scene, had a complex look. This is no longer an ordinary mental illness; he needs to throw a heavy punch.

Then Zhou Baowei also bent down and tried—damn, he couldn't eat it either.

Bai Bufan raised his head and looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, I have a plan, I'll kiss yours, you kiss—"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Bufan was interrupted by Lin Li's ferocious slap: "Wang Ze! Get away from Bai Bufan! Roll back to your own body, it's class time now!"

"Hee—"

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh—" Almost everyone in the class turned their heads, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately sat upright, their expressions completely stiff.

Then the alarm was lifted.

Because everyone wasn't looking at them, but at the blackboard behind.

"This blackboard newspaper doesn't have a set theme, you can decide for yourselves, as long as it looks good," Xue Jian's voice continued to come, and when he said this, his gaze fixed on Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who were the only ones who didn't turn their heads, and emphasized:

"But! It must conform to correct values and orientation, strictly forbid yellow, gambling, and drugs! Strictly forbid!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't speak, just turned their heads with everyone else.

It seems the parent-teacher meeting topic has ended.

"And the area outside the classroom is the same. The one drawn by the previous session has also faded. This time everyone can cover it and redraw it."

"Students, teachers, and parents passing by the wall paintings will see them, so pay more attention to values and orientation! Do you know!"

To be honest, having taught for decades, this was the first time Xue Jian encountered a situation in such an activity that required emphasizing value orientation.

But there was no way.

This is Class 4 of Grade 1.

As long as Lin Li and Bai Bufan are there, Xue Jian is really worried that if they incite, more than half of the students in the class will pass their heaven-defying ideas.

"Blackboard newspaper and wall painting, the school will send teachers to score next Wednesday and Thursday, and select the most excellent classes, giving some small rewards. However, this kind of honor is not very important, everyone just participate, just do your best."

"This matter is still left to Yongfei, Yu Yu, and Yuying to be responsible. Other students who have any ideas, or who are good at painting, can all ask them for orders. If there are any materials or tools needed, just use class funds to purchase."

Lin Li looked at the blackboard on the back wall of the classroom. The painting on it now should be left by the school's Grade 3—last year's Grade 2, the old owner of this classroom.

Different from the blackboard newspaper in Lin Li's junior high school, the blackboard in the back was painted with paint, which couldn't be erased by a blackboard eraser, and it was pure painting, without text.

As for the wall painting Xue Jian mentioned, it was the wall on the side of the classroom in the corridor, the upper part of the wall area without tiles between windows, and between windows and doors.

When entering school, he saw that the outside of each class in Grade 1 and Grade 2 had different painting contents.

It can also be considered one of the fixed activities of Nansang Middle School.

The previous Grade 2 Class 4 should have been an underwater theme, and the painting was actually okay, but time was old, and some faded and looked old.

"It seems it's time for me to take action."

Bai Bufan let out a long sigh, straightened his collar, and smiled evilly.

"Will you be too tired if you erase it alone?" Lin Li asked with concern, "Bufan, this old paint is very difficult to erase, you have to use a lot of force."

"Your mom! Lin Li! I said I would take action means I would paint! Not that I would erase!" Bai Bufan broke his defense instantly.

"You can paint a hook eight, Bai Bufan, do you think I haven't seen you paint? You still draw a quarter arc in the upper left corner of A4 paper when you draw the sun now, and then flick a few lines." Lin Li said with disdain.

"Embarrassing black, when I was a child, my family specially took me to learn painting for a period of time to cultivate my hobbies, and I even earned some small money online by painting." Bai Bufan was a bit anxious.

"How much did you earn?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan suspiciously.

"Not much, 800."

"How did you earn it?"

"Sold the digital tablet on Xianyu second-hand, used by a female primary school student, 99% new, don't know if the buyer is a pervert."

There was only a look of relief on Lin Li's face.

As expected, and not the same.

He thought it was 800 compensated after Bai Bufan helped others paint too ugly and was beaten.

After all, Bai Bufan said it was when he was a child, and no matter how pure the Nansang native dog bloodline is, 800 is enough to compensate, and the numbers can match.

"However, I really know a little bit. If the organization needs me and is willing to hire me with class funds, I am also willing to contribute to the organization." Perhaps to prove himself, Bai Bufan wrote like a dragon and snake on white paper.

Then showed it to Zhou Baowei next to him.

Zhou Baowei squinted his eyes and looked at it, raised his eyebrows: "Good-looking, what's wrong?"

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li proudly.

Lin Li took the paper over.

Damn, it's really good-looking.

—Your mom's, the words "good-looking" are on it, written like a dog crawling.

Lin Li: "Bufan, do you think handwriting counts as an accent for the deaf and mute?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

"As for the removal of old paintings, it is also the third thing to talk about—tomorrow afternoon after the second class, the school will organize our Grade 1 general cleaning. At that time, we will see the situation and erase the blackboard. As for the wall outside, we can also cover it with a layer of white paint."

"The school will come to check the general cleaning results before the evening self-study tomorrow. If this is not cleaned up, it will still be criticized, so everyone should be serious tomorrow afternoon..."

Lin Li felt that parents still have too much face.

Whether it is blackboard painting or general cleaning, it seems to be preparing for the parent-teacher meeting.

It is estimated that the fountain at the school gate will also be opened by then.

Really envy the school fountain, working at most ten days a year.

"Then there is one last thing," after handing over the general cleaning matter to the health committee member Zhou Jiana and the class monitor to be responsible together, Xue Jian sat up straight, looked around, and asked:

"Now that everyone has been sitting in this position for half a semester since the start of school, do you want to take advantage of the general cleaning to change positions?"

"If you want to change, do you want to move simply by group, or do you want to rearrange everything?"

The classroom became noisy upon hearing this.

"No need to change, it's quite good now, sat for so long..."

"Change by group, the curtain in this position of the fourth group has reflection when opened..."

"Change! Must change! No matter which position! It's better than my current position!" The one who barked the loudest was Wang Ze next to Xue Jian.

"..."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan also looked at each other.

Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang~

"Hiss—damn." Bai Bufan shivered.

Damn, every time he looked at each other with Lin Li in this atmosphere, he felt like he was electrocuted. Damn, could he really have been assimilated into a gay by Wang Ze?

Bai Bufan clicked his tongue: "Won't it change? I feel like after changing positions, we two won't be able to sit together anymore."

Lin Li nodded: "I'm also reluctant to part with you, Fanfan."

Mainly Chen Yuying couldn't sit in the last row, so the most suitable deskmate for him was really Bai Bufan.

"..."

"Since most students don't want to change, then it's still this seat." After extracting useful information from the noise, Xue Jian said.

People have inertia. Without the drive of particularly large disadvantages, most people still like to maintain the status quo.

What's more, it was hard to establish an evil improper relationship with the group leader of this group, and be able to fish in troubled waters during the recitation of Chinese and English in the morning reading. Wouldn't it be all over if it changed?

But Xue Jian didn't block the hope of students who wanted to change positions:

"Students who want to change positions, Zeng Yifan, I have also heard your demands just now. You can find me privately later to talk about it. If there is a legitimate reason, the teacher will try his best to help you change positions, okay?"

Xue Jian's gaze looked at Lin Li, who was not listening at all and was laughing with Bai Bufan in the corner, and sighed.

To be honest, Xue Jian really didn't mean to break them up.

Because of the relationship between those few in the back row, no matter who Lin Li sits next to, Xue Jian feels that the only possible result is that Class 4 of Grade 1 will have a second Bai Bufan, that's all.

And given Lin Li's height, he can only sit in the last row.

Well, not really.

The owner of the guardian position next to him, Wang Ze, is still barking constantly, saying he wants to change positions.

But...

Let Lin Li sit here?

Wouldn't that be too torturous for the subject teachers?

He is the head teacher, he can't run.

But teachers of other subjects might not.

What if Class 4 has no teachers to teach by then?

Moreover, Lin Li sits in the guardian position, he will be very close to the girls in the first row. Xue Jian has not seen the shyness that young boys should have for the opposite sex in the current Lin Li, he is very worried about the appearance of a female Bufan in the class.

Sigh.

This is Lin Li.

A source of pollution that cannot be purified.

And anyway, Bai Bufan is already hopeless, might as well let Lin Li continue to pollute him.

To be honest, Xue Jian feels that the most suitable position for Lin Li is not the trash can of Class 4, but Grade 1 Class 1, Class 2, Class 3, Class 6, Class 7... Class 20.

These eighteen classes are the most suitable for Lin Li.

As for why Lin Li is also not suitable for Class 5.

Damn, he also teaches math in Class 5.

(End of chapter)