Chapter 343

"Damn, why didn't Old Jian change my seat? Damn! Why!"

In the corridor, Wang Ze hammered the hollow iron railing, making a buzzing sound, his voice unwilling:

"I clearly have a legitimate reason, why didn't you change it for me! Why—"

"What legitimate reason did you say?"

Zhou Baowei (currently still not collapsed), who was also lying on the corridor, turned his head to ask upon hearing this, his eyes questioning.

Wang Ze: "Every time the subject teacher finds me sleeping in class, because the distance is close, they will pat my table hard, patting my brain buzzing, a bit of a concussion."

Zhou Baowei: "(; o_o)?"

"What kind of concussion reason is this, damn! Refusing you is the right thing!"

Zhou Baowei patted the railing and laughed and scolded, there was a clear vibration at the school gate.

But Wang Ze didn't think so, he was unhappy:

"Isn't it more suitable for Lin Li to sit in my seat? Then change Bai Bufan to the other side of the podium table, replace Xie Wenjing, separate these two people, Class 4 will be peaceful for half, isn't it good?"

"..."

"Hmm, then the one who needs a concussion will be all the teachers."

Zhang Haoyang substituted the teacher to think about that scene, his facial features wrinkled together, shivering, goosebumps all over his body.

When lecturing, sweep the gaze to the side, damn, Bai Bufan.

Hurry up and run to the other side to hide from this plague god, look again, your mom, Lin Li!

This is still teaching class, might as well jump.

And a mere podium table, Zhang Haoyang doesn't think it can stop these two from going crazy together, even the podium can become part of their interest.

"I don't care, this is discrimination against me, unfair, too unfair!" Wang Ze turned into a little fairy, starting to roll around.

"The world is inherently unfair," Lin Li sneered upon hearing this, "Men who are overly lustful will have kidney deficiency, women who are overly lustful are still men with kidney deficiency, angry and shivering, you say when can the handsome guys stand up."

Wang Ze: "?"

It seems to be true, so women are so happy...

Thinking about it, he is almost abstaining from lust every day, the average daily abstinence time exceeds 23 hours, but his body is still getting weaker and weaker, don't know if someone is setting a trap to harm him.

Maybe he moved someone's cake again.

"Indeed, so-called fairness is all fake," Bai Bufan also felt deeply, "Those MOBA games that claim to be fair competition, but I believed it and went to play, only to find that I have five opponents in every game, but only four teammates.

Opponents are more than teammates, four against five, what fairness is there? No wonder I always lose more and win less when playing MOBA, sigh, capital, you won..."

Lin Li nodded: "Hmm."

Wang Ze also returned from capital, approved: "It's like this."

Several others were even too lazy to speak.

"Hey, wait, no?" Bai Bufan was a bit anxious, "Don't you refute?"

"Refute what?" Lin Li shook his head calmly, "The game with you is indeed four against five, not unfair at all."

"A group of gutter-dwellers."

Bai Bufan was used to it, calmly raised a middle finger, this time too lazy to scold.

Save some beans, scold a big one next time.

"Anyway, after this application failed, I feel that this guardian position of mine will sit until class placement. As long as I sit in the Class 4 Grade 1 classroom for one day, the position won't change.

Damn, clearly brought a mobile phone, but didn't even dare to play in class, I am simply the shame of sports students!"

Wang Ze complained: "Sigh..."

"Sigh..." Qin Zeyu also sighed.

"Zeyu, what are you sighing for? Also, sitting next to Baowei should also want to die, I understand you." Wang Ze looked at the brother in trouble, comforted.

Zhou Baowei decided to start fucking the railing upon hearing this, but it is worth mentioning that he used Wang Ze as a set.

"I'm not sighing about this, I just thought of my past because of today's seat change,"

Qin Zeyu sighed again, drooping his head, his hand naturally hanging outside the railing, patting the outer wall of the teaching building:

"You guys don't know... how smooth my emotional path was."

"Oh? Elaborate?"

Seeing there was gossip to eat, Lin Li and several others curiously leaned over to listen.

"When I was in junior high school, the seating paid attention to boy-girl pairing, the purpose was to reduce the gap between boys and girls, and make the relationship between boys and girls further. However, to avoid too much progress, the teacher would often change seats once every week or two.

And me, almost every time I changed seats, the girls beside me were among the best-looking in the class, nothing more than their permutations and combinations with me."

Qin Zeyu's eyes recalled the past, and he sighed again.

"No? Zeyu, did your family send a refrigerator to the teacher during the New Year? So good to you?" Zhou Baowei picked Wang Ze off his body and looked at Qin Zeyu in surprise.

If this guy lived this kind of fairy life before, then it's normal to dislike himself.

"No, my family sent a calendar during the New Year." Qin Zeyu shook his head.

"Then how could the teacher remember you, and why treat you so well?"

Lin Li was also puzzled, even if it was him, he had never enjoyed this treatment.

"Because the families of those girls sent refrigerators to the teacher during the New Year." Qin Zeyu answered.

"Don't tell me, those girls all like you, sending gifts to compete to sit next to you and stick to you, this plot is put on Japanese anime, no 200-jin national server Ma Chao Genshin player is qualified to watch, right?"

Bai Bufan's mouth was poisoned.

"Not at all!" Qin Zeyu gritted his teeth, "Later I found out, the teacher arranged those beautiful girls next to me to prevent them from dating early, this is also... what their families expected."

Lin Li and others: "(; o_o)?"

"..."

"Damn!!"

Everyone in the corridor burst into laughter, full of a happy atmosphere.

"There was another time, the school checked for early dating, I took the initiative to admit it, but the teacher investigated the situation and told me, 'Child, this is not early dating, you two are just friends'."

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected, Qin Zeyu only felt that everyone in the corridor was a bit noisy, and continued to be sad.

"Brother, don't say it, don't say it, I'm already about to drop small pearls if I substitute."

Too murderous, Lin Li laughed wildly and stepped forward to pat Chen Tianming's back to comfort.

"No, Zeyu, then you said your mother's emotional path is very smooth? Brother thought you really played very fancy in junior high, and were dormant and disguised in high school." Wang Ze also laughed and scolded.

"There is no one on my emotional path, I want to go however I want! Isn't this very smooth! Ah! Wang Ze! I ask you, is it smooth! Answer me!" Qin Zeyu was stimulated, looked at Wang Ze, and questioned loudly.

Wang Ze: "【o｀Дo】!!"

So it's this kind of smooth way?

"Sorry! Brother Yu! I'm sorry! My fault! That was very smooth!" Wang Ze knew his mistake and apologized sincerely.

"Envy, there are too many people who want to harass me on my emotional path, I, who like to drive, have to restrain myself every time, sigh, Zeyu, really envy you." Lin Li said with envy.

"Lin Li, are you disgusting people?" Qin Zeyu was so angry that his teeth itched, "You're not happy if it's really smooth for you."

"One yard is one yard."

"Don't talk about smooth or not, Lin Li, the heroine of your emotional path has walked over, Lin Li."

Bai Bufan elbowed Lin Li and raised his chin.

Lin Li naturally noticed it too.

Chen Yuying and Yu Yu walked out of the front door, and after reaching the wall painting, they started to measure the width of the painting area on the wall with the extra-large teaching triangle in their hands.

—After determining the length and width of the wall painting area, it can be reduced in proportion on paper, which is convenient for the advance design of the painting content, and can also reduce the probability of errors in subsequent actual painting.

However, when it came to measuring the height, Chen Yuying was in trouble for a while.

But it was only for a while, she wasn't the only one who could rely on herself.

She has a boyfriend.

Chen Yuying turned around and shook the triangle in her hand at Lin Li in the boys' pile not far away.

"Coming." Lin Li walked over with a smile.

"Help me measure the height of the wall." Chen Yuying handed the triangle to Lin Li and said.

"Received." Lin Li took the triangle and started measuring, while warmly reminding Chen Yuying: "But Class Monitor, next time you hand the triangle to others, pay attention to basic etiquette. It's easy to hurt others if you hand it like this."

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying tilted her head, "Where is the problem?"

Handing things does have etiquette, dangerous items generally have the sharp side facing oneself.

But she clearly paid attention to this point, specifically turning the sharp 30-degree angle towards herself before handing it out.

"60 degrees and 90 degrees are a bit too hot, easy to burn." Lin Li explained seriously.

Chen Yuying, Yu Yu: "..."

This year's autumn seems to be a bit colder.

"As everyone knows, right angle is 90 degrees, boiling water is 100 degrees, so it's easy to conclude that boiling water is an obtuse angle, and the right angle hasn't boiled." Lin Li continued.

"Stupid Lin Li, you are not rigorous, this conclusion must be established under standard pressure. As long as the altitude is high enough, even right angles or acute angles can boil. With this attitude, you are still first in the grade, did you cheat." Bai Bufan sneered upon hearing this.

"My problem, my problem." Lin Li knew his mistake and corrected it, humility makes people humble.

Then looked at Chen Yuying, smiled and said shyly:

"Understand? I have thick skin, it's fine, it's very dangerous for others to take it like this."

"But if it doesn't burn others, isn't it me who gets burned?" Chen Yuying just responded seriously.

Can't she hold it herself?

"Hiss, seems so, it's also my problem, sorry." Lin Li approved this time, after a long time, the problem was all on himself, so he apologized again. Chen Yuying nodded with a smile: "It's okay, I forgive you this time."

Yu Yu on the side: "(; o_o)?"

Why can Yuying answer so smoothly?

It's normal for Bai Bufan to take Lin Li's words as normal conversation, they are all Class 4 students, long used to it, but why are you like this too, Yuying?

Is dating so terrifying?

So scary!

After recording all the parameters of the wall painting area, Lin Li spun the triangle on his arm and asked: "Anything else to help with?"

"Are there any boys who are good at painting?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Is there anyone who can paint?" Lin Li looked at the row of waste in the corridor and conveyed.

A vast expanse of boys looked at each other, not a single person made a sound, but at this time, Zhang Haoyang hesitated for a while and raised his hand.

"You can?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"Teacher Lin, I want to go to the bathroom." Zhang Haoyang answered.

Lin Li: "..."

Your mom.

His hand Haoyang—wants to smoke someone.

"Roll!"

"Heehee."

"Look, you also saw the result, a group of waste, but Bufan should really know a little bit."

Lin Li shrugged at Chen Yuying, then added:

"I can't either, but I'm not waste. If the Class Monitor needs it, I can learn, and I have confidence that I can learn to a reusable degree in a short time, definitely."

Actually, it's just a matter of finding a painting stall owner in the market and stealing it with 【Imitation】.

Although the time 【Imitation】 lasts isn't long, until next week, at most it can be used for three or four hours, but wall painting doesn't need to be too detailed. Moreover, he can completely determine the content and lines while the ability is lasting, and then fill in the colors after the ability disappears.

Yu Yu raised her eyebrows, this was said so handsomely, no wonder he could trick Chen Yuying away.

"No need to learn now, girls in the class know a little bit more or less, and Zhuo Yongfei said there are a few boys who can, just leave it to us by then." Chen Yuying laughed.

"Whatever, just tell me directly if there is anything to help with."

"There is one now, need you to go out and buy some materials at lunch. We plan to roughly determine a few ideas at noon, and then ask other students for their opinions. After all, it's our own class painting, the most important thing is that everyone doesn't hate it."

"No problem, what to buy?"

"I'll write you a list, I'm afraid you won't remember." Chen Yuying thought and said.

"Just say it directly, I can remember." Lin Li was confident and proud, "Say it."

Lin Li has been growing, now even without turning on 【Strong Knowledge】, his memory is far beyond ordinary people, and after turning on 【Strong Knowledge】, it is truly unforgettable.

However, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, looked up at Lin Li, and didn't speak.

Lin Li blinked, holding back a smile: "Wait, Class Monitor... you didn't remember?"

Chen Yuying shook her head firmly: "No, you won't remember, I don't want to waste my breath and say it again later."

"Right, I won't remember, as the saying goes, a bad memory is not as good as a good pen, let's go, Class Monitor, give me your list." Chen Yuying's words were reasonable, Lin Li was convinced.

Lin Li followed Chen Yuying into the classroom.

"Damn, damn, envy finished." Looking at the two disappearing in the corridor, Qin Zeyu said sourly, "If it weren't for Tianming in our class, I really wouldn't want to live."

The window was opened, Chen Tianming didn't see the person, but saw the middle finger.

"Really want to date..." Qin Zeyu was full of spring, school spring: "Really want to lie in the arms of a black-silk big-thunder girl sister..."

"Zeyu, you mean, you don't go out, don't socialize, have no specialties, pure lying flat, fantasizing every day and then want a black-long-straight big-thunder girl baby to take the initiative to find you, shyly say to you, little brother, sister has liked you for a long time?" Bai Bufan glanced over.

"Bai Bufan, we are just classmates, you crossed the line," Qin Zeyu sweated small yellow beans, "Mainly, sigh, mainly taking the initiative to ask for contact information, I'm afraid of being rejected, it will be as miserable as Tianming by then."

The middle finger that shrank back in the window appeared again.

"What's there to be afraid of," Wang Ze looked at the Grade 2 Class 15 position of the teaching building opposite—Qian Ying's class, but didn't see Qian Ying, heard this, turned around and patted Qin Zeyu's shoulder:

"Henry Cavill said, if you like a girl, please ask her out directly, this trick he uses repeatedly."

"What contact information, just ask for a meal directly."

Qin Zeyu: "..."

"Henry Superman?" Qin Zeyu couldn't hold it, laughed and scolded: "Teacher, teacher, your method is really good, but it's too dependent on modeling, is there any method that doesn't depend on modeling?"

"There really is," Bai Bufan suddenly took the conversation, eyes shining: "Zeyu, I have an idea, do you want to try it at noon? Can make girls take the initiative to find you."

"Don't." Qin Zeyu refused in seconds.

Dog mouth has no human words.

Bai Bufan loves to tell small lies: "This is what Lin Li taught me."

"Then you say."

When Bai Bufan finished speaking, the few boys who heard it in the corridor looked at each other, then squinted: "Feels... really feasible."

【Task 2: Comprehend the mystery of the five elements, seek to temper yourself with the power of the five elements (2/5)】

After eating spicy food again at noon, "Fire" was finally completed.

After reading the message on the phone, drank the second bottle of drink, a gorgeous three-pointer hit the trash can of Class 1 on the first floor, after NTR, Lin Li went upstairs and walked into the classroom.

There were quite a lot of people in the classroom today, Ding Sihan was there, but Wang Yuezhi was actually not there.

Sigh, the noon trio, it seems it will eventually fall apart.

Tears.

Several people were sitting next to Chen Yuying's seat, seemingly discussing things like blackboard newspapers and wall paintings.

Ding Sihan was on the podium, operating the classroom's multimedia.

After giving the things bought at noon to Chen Yuying, Lin Li leaned over and took a look, it turned out Ding Sihan was searching for information on wall paintings and blackboard newspapers.

Thinking about it, Lin Li tried to touch the mouse: "Let me see your search history."

Ding Sihan: "No!"

Lin Li giggled and pointed at Ding Sihan.

"Lin Li, I plan to go see the wall paintings of other classes to draw inspiration, do you want to go with me?" Chen Yuying stood up and said to Lin Li.

"Good." Lin Li naturally had no objection.

The two stood up and walked out.

Just happened to see Wang Yuezhi limping towards the classroom not far away.

There was light in Lin Li's eyes: He's here! He's here! Noon trio! The combination is still there!

"Wang Yuezhi? What's wrong with your leg? Are you hurt?" Noticing Wang Yuezhi's staggering, Chen Yuying asked with concern.

Wang Yuezhi: "..."

"N-nothing, just fell down accidentally last night." Wang Yuezhi's voice was bitter.

"Nothing serious, right?"

"No, it will be fine in two days."

"Oh, that's good, be careful in the future, if you need any help in these two days, you can tell me." This is the responsibility of the class monitor, Chen Yuying is dutiful.

"Thank you, Class Monitor."

"Should be~" Chen Yuying answered with a smile, and then pulled Lin Li towards the stairwell—the second floor had already been seen, the focus must be on other floors of Grade 1 and Grade 2.

Wang Yuezhi stopped, watching the corner where the two disappeared, his mouth corners downward.

Gentle words still echoed in his ears, but it was even more heartbreaking.

Especially combined with Chen Yuying's hand pulling Lin Li's clothes just now.

Is it still just pulling clothes now, or are they holding hands?

Don't want to think about it anymore.

First meeting was still a girl.

Meeting again is already someone's wife.

Wang Yuezhi, whose emotions came up, sighed, changed direction, and staggered towards the bathroom at the end.

Met Zhuo Yongfei, who had just come out of the bathroom and was shaking his hands.

Seeing Wang Yuezhi's face, which was exactly the same as last night, Zhuo Yongfei didn't speak at first, just stepped forward and patted his shoulder, then reminded: "Someone is taking a shit on the second floor, it's very smelly, Yuezhi, suggest you change a floor."

Wang Yuezhi stopped, the downward angle of his mouth corners was even greater.

"No? Yuezhi? What's wrong?"

Seeing that his roommate was about to drop small pearls, Zhuo Yongfei was stunned, he clearly reminded him with good intentions.

At this moment, Wang Yuezhi remembered the Lin Li just now, the shit just now, and himself just now.

Clearly three similar things, but why were the endings so different?

Finally, Wang Yuezhi, after comparison, choked: "Yongfei, why do Lin Li and shit have people to pull, I have no one to pull..."

Zhuo Yongfei: "(; o_o)!?"

(End of chapter)