Chapter 354

However, Huang Wei and Wan Xinpeng were actually overthinking it.

Lin Li wasn't coming for the two of them, but had walked to the back of the van to retrieve the jacket he had taken off and left on the car to make himself look scarier when pretending to be a ghost.

The two were making too much of a scene, so Lin Li looked at the startled brothers with a surprised expression.

Whose little deer is this, so easily startled.

"What's wrong? What are you doing?" Lin Li asked.

Wan Xinpeng didn't speak, his face only showing relief, just blindly staying away from Lin Li.

And Huang Wei smiled awkwardly: "... N-nothing."

He didn't narcissistically think you would come specifically to torture yourself.

He usually had plenty of people who wanted to torture him.

Laugh to death, you are really pretending.

"Then be careful, you've already grown laugh lines." Lin Li couldn't hear his inner voice, so he just nodded.

"Ah?" Huang Wei touched his face. His laugh lines had always been obvious; he didn't know why Lin Li suddenly mentioned this.

Lin Li: "I'm talking about the laugh lines on your wrists."

Huang Wei looked down upon hearing this. Because his movements had been too agitated just now, his wrists had indeed been scratched by the handcuffs, leaving reddish marks.

Huang Wei: "..."

Wait.

What kind of laugh lines are these, damn it.

"Uncle, is there anything we need to do now?" After putting on his jacket, Lin Li returned to Yang Liang and Yan Aosong and asked.

"There's still plenty to be busy with tonight." Yan Aosong shrugged, counting on his fingers like he was listing family treasures:

"Processing the scene, counting the loot, contacting the homeowners, and sending these three back for interrogation and statements..."

But then Yan Aosong changed the subject: "However, Lin Li, these have nothing to do with you anymore. The only thing you need to do now is wait for my colleagues to arrive, and then I'll take you home. You don't need to do the statement; we'll write the report."

Throwing him away after using him, what a heartless adult.

The adult world is indeed cruel.

If Ying Zheng came to today's society, he would probably collapse; after all, it's cold and ruthless.

"I know, I don't intend to participate, I want to go home." But Lin Li didn't refute this time and nodded honestly.

Although he was curious about these links, it wasn't a mandatory requirement of the task, and plus, it was already two o'clock in the morning.

If he got home at two-thirty, and still had to get up at four-thirty, even if he fell asleep the moment his head hit the pillow, he would only have two hours to sleep.

If he didn't go back, he might as well not sleep at all.

—Although the "Body Tempering Eight-Stage Art" task was already over, and he didn't have to force himself to get up early to practice, he had already formed the habit of getting up early, and Lin Li didn't want to break it here.

Just like continuing a chat streak, it might eventually become a classic "since I've already continued it" situation. It's unnecessary, but he just doesn't want to break it.

Besides, it's not like there's no chance to sleep during the rest of the day today.

Counting morning reading, among the eight classes tomorrow, seven are quite suitable for sleeping—one is physical education.

You still have to muster up the spirit to play in PE class.

Students, after all, should combine work and rest; play when you want to play, and study when you want to study.

"That's good." After hearing Lin Li's answer, Yan Aosong and Yang Liang both breathed a sigh of relief.

But their hearts still weren't completely at ease. During the waiting time, their eyes were still fixed on Lin Li at all times.

Huang Wei, who noticed this: "?"

Is no one managing us? Can't you respect the thief a little?

The most humiliated arrest experience ever.

Laugh to death, Lin Li is really pretending tat.

Because Uncle Yan had already contacted his colleagues in advance, it didn't take a few minutes before two police cars without sirens drove here.

The scene was handed over to Yang Liang and other Demon Suppression Envoys, and Yan Aosong took Lin Li home.

【Keep up the good work, within two months, within the territory of Nansang City, prevent and punish evil cultivators who attempt to commit crimes, at least eight cases (5/8)】

When the journey was halfway through, the message popped up, and Lin Li raised an eyebrow, a bit surprised.

Of course, he wasn't surprised that the task was completed at this time, but because it was originally (3/8), but now the number jumped by 2, two cases.

Was this because Huang Wei and Wan Xinpeng were handled separately?

Or was it because Huang Wei's evil act counted as theft, and Wan Xinpeng's evil act counted as bribery?

But regardless, Lin Li was certainly happy to see this result.

Then next time he encountered a gang crime, as long as he operated properly to break them one by one, he might be able to complete this task at once.

Not sure, he'd try it then. Anyway, if it works, it's a pleasant surprise; if it doesn't, it's nothing. Having a safety net is enough.

Looking at it this way, the harvest tonight was very good, and his only loss was a pair of black stockings, which was completely acceptable.

He'd let Qu Wanqiu buy him another box another day.

Raise a daughter for a moment, use a daughter for a thousand days.

Satisfied, Lin Li was in a good mood.

"Lin Li."

"What's wrong, Uncle?" Hearing Yan Aosong's voice, Lin Li looked up.

"Don't smile, Uncle is scared." Yan Aosong, who met Lin Li's eyes through the rearview mirror, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said seriously.

Lin Li: "..."

Prejudices in people's hearts are in people's hearts.

Lin Li doesn't giggle.

Back home, he sent a message to Deng Zi, telling him to give the money to Li Cheng after seeing the message, and also gave him a hardship fee, telling him to keep up the good work, before quickly falling asleep.

After getting up early today, he indeed experienced the feeling of being sleepy after a long time.

It really had been a long time since he was sleepy; just consider it a tribute to his brother.

Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, chicken feet, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.

As a cultivator, he was still too grounded. Perhaps those cultivators in his cognition didn't feel sleepy because they could breathe and absorb spiritual energy anytime, anywhere to boost their spirit and energy?

In the end, he didn't even truly possess the concept of spiritual sense.

Too weak, no power.

Lin Li, who originally planned to practice the physical derivation chapter of the "Body Tempering Eight-Stage Art," changed to the easier and more comfortable spiritual energy derivation chapter this morning.

After buying breakfast, he approached the classroom.

"According to unofficial history, Hua Tuo did not die at the hands of Cao Cao, but at the hands of Guan Sheng Dijun."

Here it comes, here it comes, the unofficial history segment. Lin Li quickened his pace.

"At that time, Guan Yu was attacking Fancheng and was shot in the right arm by an archer on the city wall, falling off his horse."

"After returning to the base camp, he was shocked to find that this young man didn't talk about martial arts; there was poison on the arrow, and his arm was already bruised."

"Ordinary doctors couldn't cure it, so his subordinates found the famous doctor Hua Tuo. After Hua Tuo looked at the injury, he said, 'This poison has penetrated the bone marrow and cannot be cured by conventional means. It needs to be scraped off, which will be unbearably painful.'"

"Guan Yu laughed: 'No problem! What does Guan have to fear from this!'"

"So the treatment began. When Hua Tuo was scraping the bone, he saw Guan Yu talking and laughing as usual, truly shocked, and couldn't help but exclaim: 'Brother Guan is worthy of being a fierce general of the current age, truly Guan Gong alive.'"

"Guan Yu waved his hand: 'Brother Hua, no need to be humble. Your medical skills are miraculous, you are also worthy of being Hua Tuo alive.'"

"Hua Tuo, upon hearing this, suddenly stopped his movements, his eyes slightly gloomy: 'Since Brother Guan mentioned Hua Xiong, then Hua dares to ask, do you know who killed my son Hua Xiong?'"

"Guan Yu was shocked in his heart. Who the hell mentioned Hua Xiong? But at this moment, the wood was already a boat, too late to regret. Guan Yu's mind turned rapidly; the truth definitely couldn't be told, so he smiled calmly:

'The story of slaying Hua Xiong while the wine was warm is known to all in the Three Kingdoms. The one who slew Brother Hua's beloved son was the warm wine!'"

"But unexpectedly, Hua Tuo sneered, the Tyrannosaurus Rex alive: 'General Guan, you are talking bullshit! Who in the world doesn't know that the Windows system has win7, win8, win10, win11, but uniquely lacks win9? You still want to lie to me? My son was killed by you!'"

"Guan Yu was also shocked on the surface this time, then his expression became solemn. He didn't respond immediately, but looked at his right arm.

—After all, if Hua Tuo already knew the truth before coming, then did he really have good intentions in coming to treat him?"

"Sure enough, seeing that Guan Yu had already realized it, Hua Tuo sneered, scratched his crotch, Yang Kun alive: 'No seat~! I only scraped your bone, I didn't scrape the poison at all. Guan Yu, go to hell!'"

"Guan Yu was speechless. What time is it now? Where would he have the mood to do a spa?"

"But facing Hua Tuo's sarcastic laughter, Guan Yu didn't panic, just looked as calm as water: 'Brother Hua, you forced me.'"

"Hua Tuo frowned upon seeing this, unable to imagine what else Guan Yu could do: 'This poison is already incurable, what else can you do?!'"

"'Heh, I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but Brother Hua, you treat me like this, then I'll show my cards.'"

"'One-quarter of my life as a sacrifice, something for nothing! Please... Guan Sheng Dijun possess me!'"

"With a swish, Guan Yu successfully invited the god, Guan Sheng Dijun descended, his divine power couldn't hide the poison, and in an instant, he forced the poison out."

"While Hua Tuo was shocked, Guan Yu approached him with a sneer: 'Brother Hua, since your heart is vicious, then go to hell.'"

"Hua Tuo was speechless. What time is it now? Where would he have the mood to do a spa?"

"But facing Guan Yu's ill intentions, Hua Tuo hurriedly looked up, Wei Yan alive: 'Wait! Everyone knows that your Guan Yu's big sword doesn't slay the old or young, and I happen to be an old thing, you can't kill me! You dare not kill me!'"

"Guan Yu sneered upon hearing this: 'My Guan's big sword doesn't slay the old or young, but the world doesn't know that Mr. Kongming gave me a brocade bag before he died, and inside was a small knife given to me. This small knife of Guan's specializes in slaying the old and young!!'"

"Hua Tuo was surprised: 'What!? But isn't Zhuge Kongming still alive?'"

"The last sentence Hua Tuo heard in the human world was 'Then you just say whether it was given before he died or not.'"

"After saying this, Guan Yu took out the small knife from behind! Brush brush brush! Chuchuchu! Shoo shoo shoo! Biubiubiu! Stabbing Hua Tuo into a meat sauce."

Deep in the emotion, Bai Bufan had already entered the role, unable to control himself, took out a pen, and started poking Zhou Baowei in front of him, trying to make hand-beaten pork balls.

After stabbing to his heart's content, Bai Bufan sighed and summarized softly:

"This is the unknown history, the truth buried by time."

"Hoo—"

After finishing with cadence, Bai Bufan let out a long breath, put down the pen, and with a dry mouth, picked up his water cup and drank a few gulps.

"..."

"..."

But after drinking the water, Bai Bufan found that whether it was the brothers gathered in the back row or Lin Li at the front door, they were all silent until now. Especially Lin Li, who was standing in the aisle next to Chen Yuying's seat, his hand still maintaining the action of handing over takeout, but he was frozen, his mouth slightly open, his expression shocked and slightly dull.

"Brothers, why is everyone not talking anymore?" Bai Bufan scratched his head, feeling a bit unaccustomed.

Shouldn't everyone have started crazy bb-ing?

"Grass, a type of plant."

"... Speechless."

"... No fuck to say."

The person who respects Guan Yu the most in Class 4, Grade 1 has appeared.

Lin Li also came to his senses, walked to the back row with a very complex expression, and distributed breakfast.

Looking at Bai Bufan, he wanted to speak but stopped several times, wanted to stop but spoke, but in the end, he still wanted to speak but stopped.

The points to complain about in this unofficial history were a bit too dense and too many.

So many that just as the brain realized one point was molesting itself, the next point had already followed up to rape it together, and when the brain had figured out how to complain about the previous point, the next-next point had already entered the sage mode of a cigarette after the fact.

Who the hell can keep up with complaining about this!

(o-o)←Even Shinpachi couldn't do it!

An unofficial history that could have been told over several mornings, Bai Bufan told it all in one breath. He really, Lin Li cried to death.

Fortunately, although he was sleepy, he didn't come late today, otherwise Lin Li would regret it for the rest of his life.

Returning to his seat, Lin Li yawned, then patted Bufan's shoulder: "Wonderful, keep it up, I still want to hear this kind of unofficial history."

"Little glutton, still so fond of eating shit." Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li upon hearing this and said with a smile, but then sighed again:

"However, this kind of shit isn't common. I... am almost burned out."

"Come on." Lin Li encouraged perfunctorily, then yawned again, turned his wrist into a perfect pillow, leaned on it, and signaled vaguely to Bai Bufan: "Sleep for a while, call me when the teacher comes."

Yawning is contagious, and Bai Bufan couldn't help but yawn too.

Decided, after eating breakfast later, accompany him for a nap!

But before accompanying him to sleep, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li curiously and asked:

"No, Lin Li, why are you so sleepy today? What did you do last night?"

It had been a long time since Bai Bufan had seen Lin Li in this state.

Could it be... Lin Li was going to return to his throne of the top 400 in the grade!

Bai Bufan warmly welcomes it!

"I was jerking off until three o'clock last night, it jerked me into a gentleman." Lin Li, who had already closed his eyes, started the nonsense segment directly, as there was no need to speak human language when communicating with Bai Bufan.

"What do you mean jerked into a gentleman, sage mode?" Bai Bufan asked.

Lin Li: "A gentleman's semen is as light as water. What I jerked out later was all glass water, worthy of being called a gentleman."

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

This is too gentlemanly.

But Bai Bufan instantly felt it was very reasonable.

It matched, it all matched.

No wonder those gentlemen were all well-behaved and not tempted by female beauty, thinking they were pink skeletons.

Damn it, if he jerked out semen as light as water, he wouldn't be blinded by female beauty either.

Sigh, speaking of cute girls...

But then, Bai Bufan's expression froze, and he poked Lin Li.

"Speak." Lin Li didn't move his head or open his eyes, just said.

Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, I suddenly thought, if you don't act like a gentleman for a long time, and finally ejaculate, does the underwear count as a Ten Thousand Soul Banner?"

Lin Li: "(；o_o)?"

Lin Li was willing to open his eyes for this sentence, and he stared at Bai Bufan for a long time.

"Hello, it counts."

Subsequently, the two started staring at each other.

Then they both started laughing and pointing at each other, affirming each other's thoughts.

Everything is in the silence.

—Jerking off too much can make you a gentleman, but not jerking off can only make you an evil cultivator using a Ten Thousand Soul Banner. There is no need to say more about right and wrong in this.

The laws of the ancestors cannot be changed, let's jerk off first.

When there was some noise in his ears, Lin Li opened his eyes. Although there was no drool, he still wiped his mouth instinctively.

This nap was quite comfortable. Touching his cheek, Lin Li could still feel the marks caused by the wrinkles of his autumn jacket.

After becoming slightly more awake, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan beside him and asked: "Morning reading is over? The teacher didn't come?"

"The first English class is over." Bai Bufan replied.

"Idiot."

Lin Li, thinking it was a scam, laughed and scolded, but then frowned because he found that everyone had English books on their desks.

And morning reading was Chinese.

Although normally, if the first class was Chinese or English, morning reading would usually connect perfectly.

But Nansang Middle School's morning reading is divided into two periods, 1-3-5 and 2-4, with Chinese and English each occupying one period, and then they swap after the midterm exam, making the number of morning reading sessions for both subjects approximate.

So after swapping, the situation now appeared where the first class was English, but morning reading was Chinese.

"Holy crap? The first class is really over?" Looking at his smartwatch and confirming the time, Lin Li was surprised, then looked at Bai Bufan:

"Why didn't you call me?"

"I fell asleep too." Bai Bufan shrugged numbly. "Binbin didn't come today, I didn't wake up during morning reading, and I slept until English class started, when I was woken up by Koukou."

"Ah?" Lin Li was a bit confused upon hearing this. "You were woken up by Koukou? Then Koukou must have noticed I was sleeping too, why didn't she call me?"

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li with a complex expression.

Fifty minutes ago.

Koukou arrived at the classroom.

"Good morning everyone, class begin~"

After the opening remarks, when the crowd in Class 4 stood up, Koukou noticed the two creatures in the upper right corner of the classroom in her field of vision at a glance.

—The corner she would never forget to look at even if she died.

At this moment, Zhou Baowei was trying to reach out to wake up Bai Bufan as usual.

Koukou raised an eyebrow, and after being stunned for a moment, walked directly over and patted Bai Bufan.

After Bai Bufan raised his head with sleepy eyes, he saw Koukou pointing at himself, then pointing at the textbook, and finally pointing at the storage cabinet behind.

OK, understood, time to return to the happy hometown.

Bai Bufan made an OK sign naturally, then prepared to wake up Lin Li, letting him roll to the back with him.

"No need, just you stand." Koukou smiled and stopped him, her voice specifically lowered.

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

"Ah?"

This, this isn't right.

Koukou's smile grew wider, and she nodded again to confirm to Bai Bufan.

Thus, Bai Bufan rolled away alone with his textbook, looking dejected.

His back looked like a dog.

Koukou returned to the podium.

Koukou already knew Lin Li's English level. Although she didn't know how he learned it, Lin Li's vocabulary had indeed reached the college entrance examination level, and currently, only listening and speaking were his relatively weak points.

So, it didn't matter if he didn't listen to a few classes.

But now.

Koukou looked at Bai Bufan, who was standing in front of the storage cabinet alone, looking a bit dull and triggered into being isolated and helpless, and nodded with satisfaction.

What a quiet classroom.

This class, perhaps, could be taught with a smile.

Hee hee, but can't laugh too loudly, can't wake Lin Li up.

"Just like that, I spent a boring, lonely, hopeless English class, and Koukou taught a class with a smile."

"It's been a long time since I've seen the young lady smile so happily. As a butler, even if I die, it's worth it."

"Lin Li, did you see the blackboard." After Bai Bufan finished speaking, he pointed to the blackboard.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li glanced at the blackboard. There was no writing on it, so he asked.

"What did you see?" Bai Bufan pursued.

"Nothing."

"Nothing is right! Koukou was so happy she even forgot to assign homework!" Bai Bufan shrugged.

Lin Li: "..."

"..."

Eh, no?

Society is really a terrifying thing.

Where did the Koukou he knew at the beginning go?

Where did the Koukou who would turn into a fierce ghost and stare at him because he didn't listen carefully only in English class go?

At that time, although Koukou was full of resentment, she was a true people's teacher who wanted to save him, this wayward youth!

But now, in just such a short time, she had actually fallen to this point?

Society is indeed a big dyeing vat.

Heartbroken, Lin Li is heartbroken.

(End of chapter)