Chapter 355: The first battle between human experts, terrifyingly powerful

Night.

Lin Li returned home.

The stool told him that Li Cheng was satisfied with his payment speed and action efficiency, saying that if there were no accidents, they could trade again in the short term.

Li Cheng had already gone to prepare, letting him wait for the good news.

Li Cheng is a person who can be dealt with.

Wednesday was already mid-week. Lin Li took the delivered takeout, prepared the tools needed for the mission to warm up the Mountain Green Daoist, and immediately headed to the cultivation world.

A white light flashed.

Like the weekly update, the maximum stay time increased again, from seven hours to seven and a half hours.

Standing firm, Lin Li looked up at the location of the Mountain Green Daoist, only to see that he was still immersed in the game "Dark Souls," the keyboard making a clattering sound.

But Lin Li's gaze was quickly attracted by another existence.

At this moment, there was actually a third person on this upside-down mountain.

It was a middle-aged man in white clothes, with long hair scattered, a handsome face, and eyes that were warm and deep, giving people a sense of calmness like an ancient deep pool.

Now, the mobile phone Lin Li left for the Mountain Green Daoist was floating in front of him.

Unlike the Mountain Green Daoist who didn't look back at all, the other party's gaze was looking at him when Lin Li looked up.

It should be that as soon as he appeared, the other party noticed and looked over. Lin Li was stunned for a moment before coming back to his senses, then nodded toward the other party, his posture humble.

The Mountain Green Daoist had said that this place was an absolute forbidden area, and no living creature had approached it for nearly a hundred years. Then this person could appear here and get along harmoniously with the Mountain Green Daoist, naturally, he was one of the other two sleeping and autistic human experts.

And facing Lin Li's reaction, the middle-aged man also nodded in response.

Subsequently, he raised his hand and flicked his finger at the air toward the Mountain Green Daoist.

"Hmm?" The Mountain Green Daoist sensed something, took off his headphones, looked back at the middle-aged man, and then his peripheral vision noticed Lin Li. He suddenly realized, smiled, nodded, and stood up:

"Oh, Lin Li is here."

"Grandpa, yes." First putting down the tools he would use to burn the Mountain Green Daoist later, Lin Li nodded first, showing the takeout and some new snacks and drinks in his hands.

"These things, I am..." Lin Li's words dragged here, his gaze moving between the Mountain Green Daoist and the middle-aged man.

"Give this takeout to him."

The Mountain Green Daoist raised his hand, spiritual energy wrapped around the takeout, and brought it to the middle-aged man.

"Here, Deng Wen, take it and taste it. This is food freshly made from another world. Compared to these snacks, it can better satisfy the appetite. The taste is still quite good, especially for us hundred-year-old corpses."

"This child, you must have guessed it, is Lin Li, whom I told you about."

After finishing speaking to the middle-aged man, the Mountain Green Daoist looked at Lin Li and also introduced:

"Lin Li, this is Deng Wen, Deng of Deng-er, Wen of Wen-er, a great sword immortal, honored as Yunshang. The annoying sword energy wandering in this world all comes from his hands."

"Greetings, Sword Immortal Deng." Lin Li bowed slightly.

"Sigh, why be so formal? You already call me Grandpa. According to seniority, you should call him Little Deng." The Mountain Green Daoist waved his hand.

Lin Li: "..."

Deng Wen, who was using spiritual energy as a blade to cut open the takeout packaging, glanced at the Mountain Green Daoist upon hearing this and said faintly: "Grandson."

The Mountain Green Daoist nodded and followed suit: "Lin Li, don't call him Little Deng anymore; he told you to call him Grandson directly."

Lin Li: "Little Deng..."

Instantly, the gazes of Deng Wen and the Mountain Green Daoist converged on Lin Li.

One had the surprise of "You really dare to call him that."

One had the complex admiration of "As expected of my grandson, you really have guts, but you really called him that. If Little Deng hits you, Grandpa will run first; the one who runs slowly is in the front row."

—The content of the gazes was all understood by Lin Li.

"Little (Deng) doesn't dare, better call him Sword Immortal Deng." —Lin Li finished his words.

So he had auditory hallucinations?

Deng Wen waved his hand. Although he was "disrespectful" to the Mountain Green Daoist, his attitude toward Lin Li was gentle:

"No need to call me Sword Immortal; just call me Senior."

"Okay, Senior Deng. Senior, why did you wake up?" Lin Li nodded, then asked curiously, "Did something happen in the half an hour I wasn't here?"

—He had been away for almost a week, but the time in the cultivation world had only passed for nearly an hour.

It was still the Mountain Green Daoist who answered this question for Lin Li:

"Nothing, Lin Li, don't worry. I triggered a celestial phenomenon because I was too excited when playing games earlier. After a long time, the movement was too big, and it woke this kid up."

"He thought it was some kind of demon race mutation, so he came out of his coffin board to see the situation."

"Understood." Lin Li nodded, suddenly realizing.

In this way, maybe next time he came, he would be able to see the third expert.

"Lin Li, you must have accumulated a pile of questions this time. It just so happens that this kid must understand those cultivation questions. You can just ask him directly. Grandpa is going to fight a boss first; it only has half a health bar left."

After the Mountain Green Daoist finished speaking, he sat on the computer chair he had molded himself, put his headphones back on, and rubbed his hands together again.

Deng Wen looked at the Mountain Green Daoist with helplessness and disdain: "You old irresponsible shopkeeper, you are really unfilial as a grandpa. If it were me, I'd let you call Lin Li Grandpa."

The Mountain Green Daoist shrugged without turning his head, the voice coming over only had the laughter of being in control:

"Deng Wen, the phone and takeout were all bought by Lin Li for me. If you don't help me, give them back to me, and go back to your coffin board and sleep."

Deng Wen shook his head, but then came to Lin Li and nodded: "Regarding the cultivation questions of our world, you can indeed ask me. I will definitely know everything and say everything."

"Okay, Senior Deng, next time I come, I will remember to equip you with a computer and a mobile phone too." Lin Li nodded and said at the same time.

Not just Deng Wen, next time he came, Lin Li would simply bring two extra sets, so that when the third person appeared, he wouldn't need to prepare again.

"Then thank you." Deng Wen didn't refuse Lin Li's kindness, but nodded and thanked him with a smile.

There wasn't much time for cultivation techniques these few days, so the Q&A session ended quickly.

Although each has its own specialty, the directions that the Mountain Green Daoist and Deng Wen were good at were bound to be different, but Lin Li's stage was really not at the point where he needed to specialize. The questions he would ask were all basic, and Deng Wen could answer them easily, making Lin Li enlightened.

"Senior Deng, besides cultivation questions, there is something related to this elixir that I want to ask you." Lin Li materialized the "Great Creation Elixir" and handed it to Deng Wen: "Can you help me see, can I take this elixir now?"

Deng Wen raised his eyebrows, held the porcelain bottle in his hand, and after observing for a while after letting the elixir float in front of him, he was slightly surprised: "'Creation Elixir'?"

"Yes." Lin Li nodded, very happy—if he could recognize it, that would be even better. He must know how to use it most appropriately.

"It's from my 'Supernatural Power'—Senior, has Grandpa Mountain Green told you about my supernatural power?" Lin Li paused and asked.

"I know roughly." Deng Wen nodded. He did understand some of the reasons for everything in front of him through the chat with the Mountain Green Daoist just now.

"Good, this thing is what I got from the supernatural power. I feel that both the value and the medicinal effect are quite high, but I dare not take it rashly, fearing that an accident will happen after taking it." Lin Li continued to introduce.

"It's right not to take it rashly," Deng Wen nodded in approval upon hearing this.

"Can't I take it with my current cultivation?" Lin Li was a bit fortunate.

"Yes and no. The 'Creation Elixir' is as its name suggests, giving the cultivator's body a creation, washing the tendons and cutting the marrow, stabilizing the foundation, with many benefits, and extraordinary benefits. Naturally, the earlier you take it, the better, and it will be a great help to future cultivation."

"But your cultivation is too weak, and you are not a natural medicine body. Taking it rashly, although it won't cause any damage to your body, will waste a lot of medicinal power. The 'Creation Elixir' can only be eaten once in a lifetime; eating it again is like chewing wax. Therefore, if it's wasted, it's really a pity."

Deng Wen explained.

"So," Lin Li listened carefully and asked after Deng Wen stopped talking: "Is this the same as 'Holy Dragon Essence Blood', I have to wait until my cultivation is higher before taking it?"

Deng Wen shook his head: "That's not it. Now I can protect your dharma, guide the medicinal power to penetrate into your limbs and bones with sword energy, and help you absorb all the medicinal power."

Between words, Deng Wen's fingertips condensed a wisp of cyan sword energy, circling like a swimming dragon around the elixir:

"However, when forcibly helping to absorb the medicinal power, there will be a little pain, which you need to endure."

"Then start now?" Lin Li proposed immediately.

For this kind of thing that directly improves the foundation of the bones, Lin Li naturally felt that the earlier he took it, the better.

"Okay." Deng Wen didn't talk nonsense and pointed to the ground: "Then sit cross-legged."

"Take it, and when taking it, run the 'Heavenly Spirit Circulation Technique' that Mountain Green Daoist friend taught you." After Lin Li sat down, Deng Wen commanded again.

"Yes."

The elixir was very comfortable when it first entered his mouth. Lin Li felt his whole body, his five internal organs and six bowels, and his pores relax.

This comfort lasted for several minutes, then gradually faded, and at this time, a hand was placed on Lin Li's back.

Subsequently.

Your mother!

Wasn't it a little pain?

"Oh, wash the kelp, wash the kelp... ah ah ah, one thousand minus seven equals nine hundred ninety-three..."

Deng Wen, who heard clearly what Lin Li was muttering: "?"

Why did this child suddenly start doing arithmetic problems?

The Mountain Green Daoist let out a long sigh of relief.

This boss fight was really cool.

Passed.

The sense of achievement is truly tax-evading.

Especially the screams of this boss, the Mountain Green Daoist experienced true immersion, and the sound effects and impact were almost maxed out.

Saving the data, the Mountain Green Daoist took off his headphones, looked back at Lin Li, who was paralyzed on the ground, and Deng Wen, who had a strange expression on the side, and asked with a smile:

"How was the absorption? This child's world is peaceful, it's normal not to absorb it completely."

When he heard Lin Li's screams, the Mountain Green Daoist still had his attention on Lin Li.

He only had this one "grandson," he couldn't let Deng Wen play him to death.

"That was fully absorbed." Deng Wen looked at Lin Li on the ground, shook his head, and couldn't help but laugh.

This Lin Li's state of mind, Deng Wen found it hard to comment. You say he has perseverance, but after he started helping him resolve the medicinal power, he didn't endure it at all, screaming throughout the whole process.

You say he doesn't have perseverance, but he only screamed, and he kept running the method he should run without any slack, and the medicinal power wasn't wasted at all in the end.

If you can endure it, why are you shouting?

Lin Li, who had recovered a little, sat up and nodded with satisfaction: "I'm okay again."

From now on, Lin Li would never imagine his fantasy bottom-layer male lead in his bedtime stories to lull himself to sleep again. This pain was too painful.

Next time, let's imagine a wealthy family's young master.

As for the effect after absorbing this "Great Creation Elixir," Lin Li only felt his whole body was very relaxed, even a bit too light and strange.

As if it wasn't his own body anymore, he couldn't even fully control it now.

But after getting used to it, it would definitely be fine.

"Senior Deng, you should have many questions you want to ask me, you can ask now." Lin Li stood up, not in a hurry to complete the mission or absorb spiritual energy, but spoke to Deng Wen.

Deng Wen raised his eyebrows upon hearing this, very satisfied with Lin Li's worldly wisdom: "I am indeed very curious about you..."

Because there was the content told by the Mountain Green Daoist as a cushion, it only took more than half an hour to explain roughly what Deng Wen was temporarily curious about.

"Good, I know. I will continue to watch these documentaries next, understand your affairs, accumulate questions, you can do your own things, such as absorbing spiritual energy."

Deng Wen took out his phone and said to Lin Li.

There is no spiritual energy in Lin Li's world, so Lin Li can only absorb spiritual energy in this world. The Mountain Green Daoist also told Deng Wen about this.

Lin Li didn't hesitate either. After getting the order, he stood up immediately, took the large flamethrower he brought, walked to the side of the Mountain Green Daoist, and started spraying at the Daoist's head.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh—"

Roasting the old man.

Deng Wen: "?"

"Lin Li, spray a bit lower. If you spray at the head, this fire is blocking my view." The Mountain Green Daoist tilted his head slightly, waved his hand, dispersed the flames in front of him, and at the same time, spiritual energy gathered into a protective film to wrap the computer mouse, frowning.

"Oh oh, okay, sorry, Grandpa."

"It's okay."

Deng Wen: "(；o_o)?"

What kind of conversation is this?

Why can it be so calm?

No, Mountain Green didn't tell him that getting along with Lin Li needed to be like this just now!?

So Deng Wen was a bit unconfident, and after hesitating for a while, he opened his mouth: "I, do I need to be sprayed too?"

"This depends on Lin Li. Lin Li, does he need it?" The Mountain Green Daoist turned his head to look at Lin Li upon hearing this and asked: "Does spraying him help you complete the mission of the supernatural power? If so, you can call him over to sit behind me and spray together."

—The reason why the Mountain Green Daoist was so calm was that when Lin Li left last time, he had already told him that burning him was the mission of the supernatural power, so naturally, there was no resistance.

"So it's the mission of the supernatural power? Then I can help." Deng Wen breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

It seems that the other world is relatively normal.

Lin Li tried, but as expected, the progress didn't improve; Deng Wen wasn't the target.

"Senior Deng is not in the scope of the mission." Lin Li shook his head.

In addition, Lin Li found that even if he gave the Mountain Green Daoist warmth, he had to participate himself. When he set up a campfire under the computer chair to burn the butt, it only counted as mission progress at the beginning, and there was no reaction later.

"That's a pity, I can't help you." Deng Wen nodded.

"Little Deng, see, how sharp the vision of Lin Li's supreme supernatural power is. It clearly knows that someone like you isn't worthy of being its mission target."

Seeing this, the Mountain Green Daoist stopped playing the game and said happily to Deng Wen.

"Old thing, don't go too far."

"So what if I go too far?"

"Want to fight?"

Deng Wen sneered, sword energy rose in the forbidden area, circling the upside-down mountain, extremely sharp.

Lin Li frowned slightly.

—This mission speed is still not fast. If he poured the alcohol and such from the flamethrower onto the Mountain Green Daoist, and then sprayed fire to ignite it, would it be warmer?

As for the gods fighting on both sides, Lin Li didn't have the intention to intervene at all, and it looked more like friends playing around.

"Kid, respect the old man, don't forget whose phone you're playing with now, be careful I won't let you play."

Facing Deng Wen's declaration of war, the Mountain Green Daoist was fearless, but turned his head and threatened proudly.

"Things that fall into my hands are mine. You shouldn't know the overbearing nature of us sword cultivators. Senior Mountain Green, whether you can take back this phone now, it's not necessarily up to you."

Several virtual swords gathered by spiritual energy appeared behind Deng Wen, and he smiled with sharpness.

"Who said I wanted to take it back?" The Mountain Green Daoist smiled meaningfully at Deng Wen upon hearing this, then gathered his energy in his dantian, and in Deng Wen's vigilant and eager-to-try gaze, he said loudly: "Bufan!"

"Woof woof, I'm here!"

Deng Wen looked down at the phone in front of him: "?"

Where did the dog come from?

"Turn off the phone!"

"Woof woof, okay, the phone is about to shut down."

Deng Wen: "?"

Not good!

Why is there an artifact spirit!

What is this Bufan thing!

"Bufan, turn it on for me!" Looking at the blackened phone, Deng Wen frowned, then ordered.

The phone naturally didn't respond.

"Bufan is master-bound, so you can give up this idea." The Mountain Green Daoist wanted to see this scene, laughing wildly.

Deng Wen didn't speak, but the spiritual energy around his body surged like a raging tide, blindly superimposing layers of barriers for the phone. After a long time, when the barrier construction was completed, he smiled:

"Senior Mountain Green, you wouldn't think that I wouldn't know how to turn it on after trying it for so long, right? Senior, don't underestimate the ability of sword cultivators to comprehend the secrets of heaven!"

"I have already comprehended it! Long press this button! You can turn it on!"

Cold sword light burst out in Deng Wen's eyes. His voice shook the nine heavens like a dragon's chant, and his right palm gripped the air—wind and thunder suddenly broke out on the top of the upside-down mountain! Only to see that slender index finger carrying the power to split chaos, pressing down on the power button with a bang!

It's burning!

"Open!!!"

Accompanied by a loud shout, the sword sound pierced the sky, the screen suddenly lit up, and the brand and logo of the phone shocked the world!

The brand of the phone is—

AD! SPACE! FOR! RENT!!

Deng Wen's robes fluttered, matching his handsome face and confident smile, incredibly dashing, like a god descending to earth!

"In addition, I have already locked the six senses with my sword. The five senses and six paths of the phone have all been isolated!"

"I can see that this Bufan's IQ is not high. Even if your artifact spirit is profound, you have to convey instructions to it for it to obey, right? At this moment! Heaven's hearing has been cut off, Mountain Green, what can you do!"

Deng Wen was holding the winning ticket.

The Mountain Green Daoist was shocked, his pupils shrank, his beard and hair stood up, and he stepped into the void—remembering that Lin Li still had to spray fire at him, he immediately sat down again.

This child's talent! Terrifyingly powerful! He actually learned how to turn on the phone in just a few dozen minutes!

But fortunately... he was one step ahead.

The Mountain Green Daoist's panic faded, revealing a smile.

As a human expert, how could he not have a backup plan?

Sure enough.

As time passed—

"Why is this?! Why is my fingerprint unable to unlock it now!"

Deng Wen's sword energy surged backward, and when he looked up, his pupils were full of surprise.

—When the phone turned on, Deng Wen pressed his thumb on it, only to find that he only saw "Please enter the password to unlock"!

The fingerprint... was invalid!

The next moment, Lin Li only felt a breeze blowing on his face, and then he saw the Mountain Green Daoist's hand being cut off by sword energy, and it was wrapped and taken away.

Deng Wen, who had left a hand, tried to use the Mountain Green Daoist's fingerprint, but the result was still the same.

"Still useless?"

"Hahaha! Kid! Don't understand, right!" The Mountain Green Daoist, who also left a hand, saw this and laughed loudly. The emotions he had just covered erupted at this moment:

"After the phone is turned on, you must enter a password to unlock it! Fingerprints are invalid! This is the law of the other world! It cannot be changed! Deng Wen, oh Deng Wen, why did you think I only let you record your fingerprint just now and didn't give you the password?"

"The old man was guarding against this betrayal of yours!"

"Heh, don't count on Lin Li, the password I just set, even Lin Li doesn't know!"

"Deng Wen, admit defeat! This exchange, the old man won!"

What?

There's actually such a thing!

Truly a reversal that makes people applaud! Mountain Green Daoist, terrifyingly powerful!

"We sword cultivators show people with the blade all our lives, there is no word for admitting defeat in our dictionary!" But Deng Wen's eyes were like torches, revealing sharpness in his gentleness.

Is there another reversal?

Yes! The reversal is here—

"!"

No reversal.

Deng Wen had no moves left.

The Mountain Green Daoist played the information gap, and he did lose in this way. Of course, it would be easy for him to break this phone and end up with both sides suffering, but doing so would instead be inferior.

Deng Wen sighed.

The Mountain Green Daoist stroked his beard happily.

Lin Li was sandwiched in the middle but didn't speak, just blindly thinking about the saddest thing in his life to keep himself from laughing, while spraying fire at the Mountain Green Daoist.

Everyone has a bright future.

Looking at this cultivation world underworld painting, Lin Li felt... at this moment, art has been achieved!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 356 =====