Chapter 369: According to unofficial history, Lin Li used to be a gigolo

Plants, stems, leaves, grass, flowers.

Any normal person would associate it like that, right?

Who on earth would hear "plant-type boy" and their first reaction would be "simple, direct, optimistic, and sunny"?

Are they still a normal person?

Besides, when on a blind date, saying you are very capable and can give a woman happiness isn't that more attractive than this kind of vague description?

So, Lin Li felt that his misunderstanding of Zhang Chen's statement was also understandable and human nature.

There is only one truth, the one who is not a normal person is not himself!

At this moment, everyone present, including Ceng Ziang who was standing up to introduce himself, was stunned.

(; ゜o゜)?

So, so that's how it is?

"No... ah? Holy crap... I will never use this word again..."

The first to speak was Zhang Chen, whose Adam's apple rolled up and down. He felt a bit uncomfortable now.

It felt like he had been "heard to death".

This explanation sounded too shocking.

It was like he had insisted on applying essence for a year for skincare, only to find out now that the word "essence" was secretly pasted on by Lin Li, and there was actually no word underneath.

It was just that shocking.

"Mr. Ceng, is your introduction finished?"

There were not only these people in the activity room. Seeing Ceng Ziang suddenly stop talking halfway through his introduction, Fu Miao tentatively confirmed.

"Ah? Er... um." Ceng Ziang opened his mouth, finally nodded, and sat down.

The introduction was of course not finished, but Ceng Ziang's mind was full of plant-type boys and stems and leaves, and he had forgotten where he had just spoken, as well as the subsequent draft.

"Then let's invite the next gentleman to introduce himself."

Shao Hengkai next to Ceng Ziang was just about to stand up, but found that someone was already one step ahead of him—

"Hello everyone, my name is Bai Bufan, I'm twenty-three this year, I'm also a plant-type boy, but not the same kind of plant as Zhang Chen, thank you everyone."

Lin Li's introduction was short and powerful, not even mentioning his requirements for the other half. Before everyone could react, he finished and sat down again.

Zhang Chen, Ceng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "(; o_o)?"

Lu Meng, Tang Feng, Wang Baiyu: Who is Bai Bufan?

But there was no time to care why Tear Bar wanted to call himself Bai Bufan. He was probably hiding his name. In the moment everyone was stunned, Wang Baiyu stood up quickly:

"Hello everyone, my name is Wang Baiyu, I'm older, twenty-eight. I'm also a plant-type boy, not the same kind of plant as Zhang Chen, but the same kind of plant as Tear... Bai Bufan, thank you everyone."

After sitting down, Wang Baiyu felt Lin Li's surprised and admiring gaze, and high-fived Lin Li. At this moment, silence was better than sound.

—Brother Wang, you understand me!

—Tear Bar, I understand you!

"Then, then... next one?"

"Hello everyone, my name is Shao Hengkai, 'Heng' for foundation, 'Kai' for success, perseverance and victory, currently twenty-five, have a car and a house..."

The self-introduction of Shao Hengkai, who stood up later, was much more human-like in comparison.

But it was normal, Lin Li and Wang Baiyu were just here to play. Opening their mouths without saying they had AIDS was already giving the event face.

Shao Hengkai's mother was really here for a blind date, so his attitude towards self-introduction must be upright.

But it wasn't completely upright—

"... In addition, I am also a plant-type boy, the same kind as them, and different from Zhang Chen."

When Shao Hengkai's carefully prepared little scheming introduction came to an end, before sitting down, he added the last sentence with a smile.

Lu Meng and Tang Feng were stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud. Noticing Shao Hengkai's gaze, they hesitated, but still nodded.

And so.

"Finally, I am also a plant-type boy..."

"I am also..."

Fu Miao: "(; o_o)?"

No? What does this have to do with me? Is this still a blind dating event?

How did you get me into a tropical rainforest?

Why are there inexplicably a bunch of plants?

Fu Miao was confused.

Such a situation had never happened in previous dating events. Why did she feel that today's was particularly unsmooth? Where exactly did the problem go wrong?

It wasn't just Fu Miao who had complex thoughts.

There was also Zhang Chen.

Zhang Chen was really numb.

Damn! You plant-type boys can be plant-type boys! I won't pursue copyright issues or anything, but why do you have to emphasize that it's not the same kind of plant as mine?

Actually, I can also be that kind of plant, my stems and leaves are also many, my level is also high, and I can also 'grass' very well!

If the women are curious later and ask you what kind of plant I am, will they misunderstand that I'm not capable...

In short, the man's damn inexplicable competitive spirit and vanity almost made Zhang Chen want to stand up and re-introduce himself.

Compared to the men, the women's introductions were very conventional. Lin Li was originally looking forward to a cage-type girl appearing to compete with these plant-type boys.

For those who don't understand, let me explain: a cage: you can put birds in it, if the birds don't mind each other and don't have a strong sense of territory, you can put several in at the same time.

Unfortunately, there wasn't one.

Xiling's matching mechanism is still too poor, there is no evenly matched opponent. Lin Li didn't know whether to feel lucky or disappointed.

Therefore, Lin Li didn't listen very seriously, just specifically listened to the tank's self-introduction.

Her name is Fang Yu, very classic, she guessed almost all the minefields Wang Baiyu said, preparing for the civil service exam, pursuing a sense of ritual...

If you get stained by her, this life is ruined.

"Alright, everyone's self-introduction session has come to an end, so now let's go directly to the second session, the first matching."

After the last woman finished introducing herself, Fu Miao came out to continue controlling the scene,

"Now, I believe everyone has a preliminary understanding of each other. I wonder if you already have a favorite object in your heart?"

"Who do you think is more suitable in your heart?"

"Next, everyone needs to send me a private message on WeChat—please note, you need to send two pieces of information at the same time: one is the guest you are most looking forward to matching with, and the second is the two guests you least hope to match with."

The upper limit for the latter is two.

If you really forgot the name, it doesn't matter. After all, it is indeed difficult to remember the names of more than ten people in a short time. When sending, just remark on the clothing characteristics or seat orientation.

We will match according to everyone's choice. If the person you are interested in is also interested in you, then you will naturally be matched together immediately. If you don't hope to match, we will also try our best to avoid it.

Of course, if neither succeeds, we will match in a random way.

After matching, everyone can find a place in the activity room to chat or even play games, further increasing your understanding of each other."

Just as Fu Miao finished speaking, she saw the phone she placed on the bar vibrate.

Is there someone who has already given the answer so quickly?

Fu Miao opened her phone.

"'Dream Chicken's Tear Bar' requests to add you as a friend."

Looking at this popped-up Dream Tears avatar, who understands the sense of redemption at this moment?

Anyway, Fu Miao doesn't.

She really wants to refuse. For the first time, Fu Miao felt that this job of hers could be so hard to earn money and hard to eat shit.

"Why haven't you passed my friend request yet?" Seeing this, Lin Li didn't look at his phone, but looked at Wang Baiyu: "Brother Wang, you wouldn't be trying to grab the pig head meat with me, would you?"

"Who the hell wants to grab this with you..." Wang Baiyu shrugged his shoulders and shrank back in disgust.

He indeed had no intention of dating or getting married, but that didn't mean he had a hobby of self-abuse and needed to deliberately torture himself in this kind of session.

Lin Li smiled upon hearing this, then looked at Ceng Ziang: "Brother Ziang, how is it, which one are you most interested in now?"

Ceng Ziang looked a bit shy upon hearing this. After looking at the location where the women gathered, he raised his chin towards a woman.

Lin Li looked over.

A woman who looked about twenty-five, her name seemed to be Zhu Jingyi. Her appearance and posture were indeed among the best in this dating event. It is estimated that she should be quite popular in this two-way choice. Whether Ceng Ziang can be selected is hard to say.

At this moment, both men and women were sizing each other up, and the other party also noticed Lin Li's gaze, but passed by without much pause.

"Come on." So Lin Li just encouraged him.

"Eh? Hiss—"

Hearing the slight intake of breath beside him, Lin Li turned his head and looked at Wang Baiyu: "Brother Wang, what's wrong?"

"Nothing." Wang Baiyu first shook his head, but after a few seconds, he leaned closer to Lin Li and lowered his voice: "It's just that I feel this Zhu Jingyi looks a bit familiar."

"Um?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, "Participated in this matchmaking agency's event before?"

"No, I didn't see her at the event..." Wang Baiyu shook his head, narrowed his eyes and sized her up twice more, and said with some uncertainty: "It was... seen in the detention center."

"I was looking at the case file at the time, she seemed to be... caught for prostitution?"

Lin Li: "?"

Huh? Is it that violent?

Could this Zhu Jingyi be a remnant of the legendary Joyful Union? Lin Li immediately looked at the system, but no mission popped up.

"Is it true?" Therefore, Lin Li looked at Wang Baiyu.

Wang Baiyu shook his head: "Not sure, it was a few months ago, and she wasn't handled by me personally, I dare not say for sure."

Lin Li certainly couldn't watch Brother Ziang fall into a pit, but such things indeed must be confirmed first.

Then Lin Li's eyes lit up. While taking out his phone, he asked Wang Baiyu again: "Brother, do you have any other information?"

"Information? Let me think...

She should also be in a shop called Jin, Jin what was it, oh, Golden Courtyard? Should be this name, she should be working inside, because the client I was responsible for was from this shop, they should be from the same school."

Wang Baiyu recalled seriously for a while, then said to Lin Li.

Lin Li opened his phone.

Come out—"Xiling Chicken Raising Map".

Old partner, didn't expect you might have a day to be used, come on, for me, burn one more time.

Keyword search: "Jin"!

It appeared, Golden Courtyard.

Lin Li's eyes kept moving slightly, finally stopped, and his expression was complex.

"Brother Ziang."

Lin Li poked Ceng Ziang and asked gently: "Have you sent your list?"

"Not yet, I'm thinking about who to choose for the last unwanted spot." Ceng Ziang looked up and answered.

"That's good, brother, that Zhu Jingyi is not suitable for you, change to another one." Lin Li said sincerely.

"Ah? Why?" Ceng Ziang was a bit confused.

"She... is a princess." Lin Li weighed his words, thought for a while, and said.

"What princess? Internet princess? Disneyland runaway princess?" Ceng Ziang was stunned upon hearing this and smiled: "I can also be a prince."

"Something like that, she is a KTV runaway princess." Lin Li nodded.

Ceng Ziang: "Ah (; o_o)?"

Lin Li: "Brother, you should know that black is business-like, right? If you are with her, one day you will find that some parts of her have become particularly business-like because of some past business activities."

Ceng Ziang's pupils shook, and his brain was trembling.

"What..."

"I'll just say it straight, she used to be a seller, she's a cluck-cluck."

Seeing that Ceng Ziang's brain had already crashed, Lin Li didn't beat around the bush with him, walked over and played the video on his phone for Ceng Ziang:

"Look, Brother Ziang, this should be her, although her clothes are a bit less, but you can still recognize her."

"Seems... really..."

"Look again, there is her rating next to it."

Lin Li enlarged the note left by Song Luping on the phone screen and showed it to Ceng Ziang further—

"There is a person in Xiling who is good at oral skills, Little Meng, still not bad, pretends to be purer than pure water, customers are more than buses, calls louder than ambulances, sprays more than fire trucks.

But also because there are many customers, the bottom is not good. If it is her, two golf balls are not worth two million, plus the price is relatively expensive, it is recommended to experience half a set, the full set is not worth it."

Ceng Ziang: "⊙▃⊙?!"

Ceng Ziang's expression then became complex. This didn't need Lin Li to say anything more, he nodded: "I... know, I won't choose her again."

It's not even not choosing, but going on the blacklist.

In fact, Ceng Ziang still had a "damn it" that he didn't know whether to say or not.

Your mother, Lin Li, why are you so proficient?

Why can you still have this table!

"Ok."

Counting as achieving the goal, Lin Li returned to his seat, seeing that Fu Miao had passed the friend request, and prepared to send Zhu Jingyi's name to her together.

Lin Li felt that after matching with her, the possibility of the system triggering a mission was quite high.

And given his situation, Lin Li felt that the probability of the other party choosing him should not be small.

There was no one present who could fight.

"Tear Bar, what was in your phone just now?" Wang Baiyu asked curiously at this time. He also saw Zhu Jingyi's video just now, and paid more attention to this table: "How come you even have this."

"Predecessors plant trees, descendants enjoy the shade, that's all. This is a Xiling Chicken Raising Map given to me by a friend before." Lin Li's eyes were deep as he recalled the past—of course, it was fake.

"I just took a look at the list... a bit familiar, this tree has already been cut down, right?" Wang Baiyu pondered for a moment and said, "Are there any survivors?"

"Brother, do you want to go?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows, his expression teasing.

Wang Baiyu felt a bit embarrassed upon hearing this, smiled shyly: "I... want to report."

"Eh?" Lin Li, who didn't expect this answer at all, was stunned.

Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Wang Baiyu smiled and explained:

"I want to progress too much. After reporting, I can leave some good impressions on the agency and relevant departments. In the future, when cooperating and communicating with officials, there will be subtle positive influences, which is helpful for my career."

"Besides, apart from officials, family members of those who sell sex and buy sex will also find us."

"During the anti-pornography campaign this year, I earned a lot of money just by receiving their consultations."

Wang Baiyu giggled:

"And, if it's really possible, I can also go—Lin Li, what kind of look is that, we older single mages also have needs in this regard."

"Have you ever seen a drama, if you are still a virgin at 30, you will become a mage."

Lin Li recovered, first nodded with a smile of "I understand, I understand", then shook his head:

"Understood brother, it's a pity that your hope has failed, there is not one left. The records above are all remnants of the old era, the new era no longer has a bed to carry them. These are all chicken farms destroyed in that dark turmoil in Xiling."

"My friend writing this is actually equivalent to a memoir of a deceased wife."

"No wonder." Wang Baiyu nodded, not too disappointed, just sighed with a smile:

"I don't know who the person who reported it that time was, reporting so many at once. I asked the police, but they all said they didn't know or couldn't say, but they did tell me that all the reporting information was provided by one person."

"If only I could get to know him, a model for our generation."

"Xiling is only so big, maybe brother you and he have already met, but you don't know it." Lin Li answered with a smile.

"Haha, that's true."

To be honest, Lin Li was a bit moved.

After all, every time he mentioned this to others before, Lin Li had to attack himself with the other party. He was clearly being scolded, but he still had to force a smile.

A smile is just his protective color, in fact, his heart is still very fragile.

His old father also suffered a lot because of this.

But this time, it was actually praise.

Everything he did was finally recognized.

If his father knew in the underworld, he would also smile in the underworld.

"Alright, I have collected and organized everyone's preferences, and have obtained the matching results according to everyone's preferences, and have sent them to the group. Everyone can take a look."

"It doesn't matter if some friends didn't match their favorite person, it's just the first round of matching, let everyone chat and get familiar first..."

Lin Li looked at the message in the group, and then was surprised to find that the object he matched with was not Zhu Jingyi, but Fang Yu.

The fact that Zhu Jingyi is a cluck-cluck naturally cannot be told only to Ceng Ziang. Including Zhang Chen, Lin Li informed everyone including Shao Hengkai of this news.

Naturally, they all added Zhu Jingyi to the list of people they least wanted to match with.

At this moment, in the group chat message, the person Zhu Jingyi matched with was a strange man's name.

Although Lin Li couldn't match the name to the face, no matter which one of these, the economy and modeling were very ordinary. Did he actually lose in this kind of pk?

"... Alright, now please find a comfortable position in the activity room with your matching partner and have a chat~"

Fu Miao herself planned to go to the bathroom.

Hearing Fu Miao say this, after she left, Lin Li stood up and walked towards the pig head meat.

When passing by Zhu Jingyi, Lin Li wanted to speak but stopped, wanted to stop but spoke, and finally couldn't help but reach out and stop her:

"Why... didn't you choose me."

"Ms. Zhu... I have a feeling for you..."

Zhu Jingyi was stunned upon hearing this, then looked at Lin Li with affectionate eyes, recovered, but just sneered:

"This gentleman, you are so handsome, yet you come on a blind date."

"If I'm not mistaken, you used to be a gigolo in a nightclub, right?"

"Is your body now ruined by those rich women, leaving you with a disease or simply impotent, plus the current environment is not good, you can't be a gigolo anymore, and then you want to find an honest woman to take over?"

"I know people like you too well, do you think I'm stupid? I won't choose you no matter who I choose, don't come to me with this affectionate set, go, go, go—"

When contacting Fu Miao, Zhu Jingyi, who directly added Bai Bufan to the blacklist, had a knowing and triumphant smile on her face at this time. After speaking, she clicked her high heels and walked towards her matching partner.

Leaving Lin Li standing in place.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

No?

Ah?

Reversing the heaven and earth! Damn, it's reversing the heaven and earth!!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 370 =====