Chapter 370: Too many requirements, really can't be satisfied

Everything she said was my lines!!

Looking at the back of Zhu Jingyi who left gracefully after playing a set of combo moves, Lin Li's lower eyelid began to twitch.

Although what she said was indeed correct, she understood "people like him" the best.

—Emphasize, the use of single quotes here, Lin Li wants to express that he is not "this kind of person" that Zhu Jingyi said, not that he is not a "person", thank you for your cooperation.

Lin Li didn't go to chase Zhu Jingyi again.

After the other party clearly refused, it would be inappropriate for him to pester her again. Let's see if there is a chance later.

Besides, the system didn't issue a mission after all, and Lin Li didn't have much motivation to continue working hard in this regard.

As for that strange man, he can just notify him on a small WeChat account after the event ends.

So Lin Li shook his head and walked towards Fang Yu.

Fang Yu didn't sit on the sofa but on a chair, so Lin Li simply sat opposite her.

Then, he started playing with his phone.

It's impossible to deal with her perfunctorily, Lin Li didn't even want to look up at her.

It's better to take the time to tell Chen Yu everything interesting that just happened.

And Fang Yu sat opposite, curling her wig with her index finger, which was thicker than Lin Li's thumb, looked up at Lin Li, and then nodded.

Barely passable.

The face is worthy of herself, but the clothing style is not very good.

However, the personality is shy, which can add points to Fang Yu here.

As for how to see that the personality is shy, this is really too simple.

Just now, there was only one sentence in the self-introduction, and now he is scratching his head thinking about topics to talk to her, it's simply Xiahou Dun riding Pearl—one look and it's true.

Seeing that it was really difficult to find a topic, Lin Li went to the bar to get a cup of fruit tea and a few bags of snacks.

Does he want to use food to open her mouth?

Won't let you be so simple.

"I don't like drinking fruit tea, I've also been keeping my figure recently, I don't eat these." So, after Lin Li sat down, Fang Yu said lightly.

Lin Li looked up upon hearing this, looked at Fang Yu with clear and confused eyes, and then nodded:

"Oh, that's good, you should lose weight."

After saying that, he immediately lowered his head, sipping fruit tea, and playing with his phone.

Fang Yu: "(; o_o)?"

Your mother!

"Let's get straight to the point,"

Fang Yu, who realized she had misunderstood, was a bit annoyed and couldn't wait any longer.

She patted the table, leaned back on the chair, and intended to look at Lin Li with her nostrils, but heard the chair seem to make a creaking sound, Fang Yu hurriedly leaned forward again, adjusted her center of gravity, and cleared her throat:

"Mr. Bai, your appearance is passable here, I'm still satisfied, I do have an interest in understanding you further."

"Tell me, if we are together, what kind of life can you give me?"

"I personally have relatively high requirements for quality of life."

"Sorry, Ms. Fang, I'm not interested in you, so there's actually no need for us to understand each other further. I personally suggest that we just quietly wait for the next session."

Lin Li was typing on his phone with both hands, looked up upon hearing this, and answered quite politely.

Fang Yu was stunned upon hearing this, but then laughed out loud, looking at Lin Li with some disdain:

"I don't like beating around the bush, I'll just say it straight. You have a house but no car. Although the conditions are a bit poor, I'm not a material person either. As long as you add my name to the house immediately after we are together, I don't care that you don't have a car."

"In addition, your salary must be handed over in full. Six thousand... tsk, a bit low, but it's enough. You still have to work hard and raise your salary early."

"Also, how is your cooking? Are you diligent in doing housework? I don't want to keep eating takeout in a dirty environment later..."

—Although Lin Li's self-introduction didn't mention these, Fang Yu could directly search for this information in the Yizhen Matchmaking Agency's applet.

Lin Li: "?"

These words really made Lin Li feel physically uncomfortable.

In fact, Lin Li didn't completely deny adding a name. This is indeed a kind of sincerity and signal, which can be considered as giving a sense of security.

Unofficial history records that Nalan Yanran broke off the engagement because she saw Xiao Yan transfer all his Dou Qi to Yao Lao's name, feeling that he didn't love her and they weren't a match.

But many people take this for granted, without paying anything, without showing their sincerity, which is a bit stupid.

But Lin Li still didn't attack.

It's not worth it, he's too lazy to waste his breath on such people.

Just looked up and made eye contact with Fang Yu, interrupted her output, and said seriously: "Ms. Fang, saying these is meaningless. What I just said is, I'm not interested in you, my family is Muslim."

"Enough!"

"Mr. Bai, this set is no longer popular now, why play hard to get? In my eyes, this is a deduction item."

Fang Yu was a bit speechless now, directly poking Lin Li's little thoughts:

"You are already sitting in front of me now, what are you saying that is vague?"

"After I came in, your gaze has been scanning me from time to time. During the self-introduction session, your covetousness and desire for me were even more obvious."

"I felt all of these clearly. Seeing that you like me so much, I wrote your name and gave you a chance. You should cherish the opportunity I gave you, instead of playing these boring schemes! Do you know!"

"So it was discovered? Indeed... Ms. Fang, the reason why I keep looking at you is indeed because I have some demands on you."

Lin Li thought for a while, finally put the phone down on the table, took a deep breath, turned his head away shyly, didn't dare to make eye contact with Fang Yu, and his voice was a bit coy:

"Ms. Fang, can you... live at my house for two days?"

Fang Yu raised her eyebrows upon hearing this, and the volume that had been slightly raised was lowered again.

Finding that Bai Bufan liked her more than she imagined, she became even more triumphant.

"So urgent? You want to be together and live together today... um... as long as you go through the house property addition process today, I can consider it."

"No, no, it has nothing to do with being together," Lin Li shook his head, blushing:

"Sister, it's like this, one of my pigs was let go by me a few days ago, my dad doesn't know yet, but he won't let me off after he knows, so can you live at my house for a few days?"

Lin Li is Bai Bufan now, so having a dad is reasonable.

Fang Yu: "?"

"What did you say!?" Stunned, Fang Yu, who couldn't believe what she heard, screamed.

"There are benefits, there are benefits, you can eat swill as you like, and you can play with the boars as you like!" Lin Li hurriedly emphasized, "It's not letting you help for nothing, sister."

"Are you sick!"

Fang Yu's face was cooked with anger, she picked up the bag on the table and threw it at Lin Li, and then it was steadily caught and placed to one side.

Looking at Fang Yu, who seemed to have been braised, Lin Li's shyness faded, and he shrugged calmly:

"I already said I'm not interested in you, not interested in you, what are you imagining here, Ms. Fang, you don't pee... forget it."

Lin Li originally wanted to let Fang Yu pee and look at herself.

But one is that he is afraid that if he says so, she will really pee on the spot. There is also a record of this on Bai Bufan.

The second is that he feels that even if she pees, she can only see her big stomach when she looks down and can't see the urine, she can't look at herself, it's meaningless.

"What are you barking about!"

"There are many people who like me, I have more than a dozen ex-boyfriends! What do you know, you frustrated man! You are the one who should look in the mirror!"

But Fang Yu already understood what Lin Li wanted to say, and she shouted even more angrily.

"Wow, so capable," Lin Li gave a thumbs up and started to be sarcastic: "Then why are you still appearing at this dating event? Sister?"

"Calling again! Because my ex-boyfriends are all from other provinces, my family doesn't want me to marry out! What do you know! Do you think I'm a piece of trash like you who no one wants..."

Lin Li suddenly realized.

This number of ex-boyfriends might still be true—online dating.

Speaking of which, it's strange, people with good voices, regardless of gender, many have larger body types.

The Fang Yu in front of him is indeed one. Before this roaring voice crack, when she spoke with a pinched voice, it was indeed not unpleasant.

However, Lin Li felt a bit sorry for those handsome guys who dated her online.

This online young girl baby has become a young girl fortress in reality. Can they stand it when they meet in reality?

Thinking of this, Lin Li didn't care about Fang Yu's insults to him, and asked with pure curiosity: "Sister, have you ever succeeded in meeting in reality?"

This is no longer a degree of whether it's the same after turning off the lights.

Lin Li's mind is now full of a black water unit in Clash of Clans.

"Who wants to talk to you about this!" Fang Yu saw Lin Li giggling, and was even more annoyed, and the result of her meeting in reality was indeed not ideal, so she was even angrier: "Laughing at your mother! Silly bird!"

Lin Li was obedient, immediately stopped giggling, and then said to Fang Yu earnestly:

"Sister, it's not that I'm talking about you, you really should lose weight. Don't let your boyfriend hold your hand to eat pig head meat happily next time you meet in reality."

"As a result, the dish just came up, and because it was steaming hot, it affected the vision a bit, and your boyfriend put a chopstick on your head, how awkward is that?"

Fang Yu: "(; o_o)?"

After being silent in her seat for a few seconds, Fang Yu exploded completely. She stood up abruptly, trying to flip the table, but because it was held down by Lin Li, it didn't move at all.

So Fang Yu picked up everything she could pick up around her and started throwing it hard at Lin Li, scolding while throwing:

"Dead mother loser man! Bai Bufan! You cheap seed soaked in a pit! Really think you are a character, right! Six thousand salary is also worthy of a blind date? You poor sour look should go to the suburban pigsty to breed with the sow! Forget it, even if you are a dog, no one wants you..."

When normal people roar, there will be blue veins on their necks, but Fang Yu doesn't, because they are all blocked by fat.

Fang Yu's wig piece was crooked and hung on one side in anger, her two-hundred-pound body turned into a cooked pig liver color due to rage, and her fat neck heaved violently with rough breathing.

People who like to rush/mature women now have a blessing.

Lin Li smiled, easily caught everything Fang Yu threw and placed it steadily to one side, then when Fang Yu was tired of scolding, he picked up his phone, nodded pretendingly, and then said to Fang Yu sadly with a heavy face:

"Ms. Fang, the crematorium called me and said your mother stuck to the pot, maybe you have to pay some money."

Fang Yu: "?!"

"Bai Bufan I ** your *** screw your ** you ** are just a dead ***"

Very ugly, Bai Bufan's genealogy began to sublimate to the extreme.

In fact, as early as when Lin Li invited Fang Yu to live at his house for two days, the people close to the activity room had already noticed Fang Yu's movement of scolding Lin Li.

That was a small range at the time, now, everyone in the activity room stopped their blind dating activities and watched this scolding war.

Ceng Ziang's mouth twitched slightly.

Listening to the insults to Bai Bufan coming from his ears, Ceng Ziang completely understood why Lin Li didn't use his real name.

Your mother.

So it was already predicted this scene. "Brother Wang, do we have to stop..."

Ceng Ziang finally couldn't bear to see Lin Li being beaten and scolded like this, and prepared to call for people.

"Ah?" Wang Baiyu, who was sitting with his legs crossed and eating snacks with a smile, heard Ceng Ziang's voice and made a confused sound.

"..." Ceng Ziang silently swallowed the words.

Go up alone?

Ceng Ziang didn't dare either.

He was afraid that pig oil would splash on him, this thing is very difficult to wash.

Things have come to this, continue to eat melons, anyway, Lin Li looks quite calm.

"Eh eh eh! Don't throw, don't throw! What's wrong! What's wrong! Don't quarrel!"

But finally someone stood out—Fu Miao who came back from the bathroom.

When she saw this scene outside the door, her sky collapsed.

"He has been insulting me!" Seeing that a third party finally appeared, Fang Yu, who was tired of throwing things and had nothing to throw, panted and pointed at Lin Li and roared.

Fu Miao was stunned upon hearing this.

How come she only heard you scolding him when she came in.

But after all, the guy being scolded was "Dream Chicken's Tear Bar", so Fu Miao still tentatively looked at Lin Li.

"I didn't scold her, I just invited her to live at my house for two days, and it was based on the situation that she insisted on saying some things after I had clearly expressed refusal twice." Lin Li shrugged.

Fang Yu: "You mother-fucker invited me to your house to eat swill and play with boars!"

Fang Yu's angry words instantly made countless people in the activity room lower their heads—including Fu Miao.

Everyone was trembling, presumably scared by Fang Yu's aura, otherwise it couldn't be laughter, right?

Fu Miao never expected to hear such words, but she quickly held back her laughter and looked up. She still needed to smooth things over:

"Alright, alright, let's all calm down, there's no need. Dating, there is always a process of adaptation and choice. It is inevitable to meet someone who is not suitable for you. Getting angry or something is actually treating yourself badly."

"Support." Lin Li nodded calmly, picked up the unfinished fruit tea on the table, and continued to sip.

"Too lazy to care about this kind of person! Pure silly wave one! Here! You Yizhen's! Change one for me!"

Fang Yu was really too tired to make trouble. She panted and sat down, hugged her arms and snorted coldly: "This Bai Bufan, I don't want to see him again in my life, hurry up, change one!"

Fu Miao really wanted to nod, but she couldn't nod her head.

—Except for Bai Bufan, the remaining ten men all added Fang Yu to the list of objects they least wanted to match with.

It's all to blame for her colleague Fan Hong, who agreed that this kind of event would not bring any blacklisted members—a list within the company, with both men and women, all of whom are the most difficult to serve.

As a result, Fan Hong said she sent one by mistake this time.

"This... this event has already started, it might not be possible..." Fu Miao could only say.

"Then I'll leave?" Fang Yu laughed angrily.

"Can you!" Fu Miao's eyes lit up.

Fang Yu: "?"

"Er no no, then what, gentlemen present, is there anyone willing to change with this gentleman?"

Fu Miao realized she made a mistake the moment Fang Yu glared over, and immediately looked at the others in the activity room.

However, all the men who tacitly ate melons just now, at this moment, also tacitly started to focus on other things.

Especially Shao Hengkai, who was closest to this table.

Holy crap, this table is too table-like.

"..."

Eerie silence.

"If there are more than a dozen in one litter, my Bai family should be able to grow quickly." At this time, Lin Li walked outside the window of the activity room, looked at the scenery outside, and said to himself softly: "Should I sacrifice myself..."

The boys lowered their heads again.

Remember, normal humans cannot have more than a dozen in one litter.

"I won't serve! Do you think I'm rare! I didn't want to come to this kind of event in the first place!" And Fang Yu, who was completely red, realized that no one wanted her, stood up abruptly, picked up her bag and walked out.

When passing by Fu Miao, she deliberately bumped into her shoulder.

Half-hanging power, terrifying, instantly knocked Fu Miao to the ground.

They are all living hard~

"Are you okay, sister." Shao Hengkai's attention immediately withdrew from the table and helped Fu Miao up.

"It's okay, thank you, I feel relieved that she left." Fu Miao stood up, looked back at Fang Yu who had already left the activity room, without the sadness of being pushed, only the relief of escaping a disaster.

But then the second problem appeared.

Male-to-female ratio is one to one. After Fang Yu left, there was one less woman. She couldn't top it herself, right?

"Mr. Bai... this..." Fu Miao looked at Lin Li, at a loss.

"It's okay." Lin Li naturally knew what Fu Miao was worried about, smiled and shook his head: "Sister, you continue your process, just treat me as a person who is empty and doesn't exist."

Leaving halfway is impossible, that mission is impossible to complete.

As for following the process without a female partner, it should be fine.

Might as well test it this time. If he can still complete the mission after Fang Yu leaves, that might be a good thing, which is convenient for him to set standards for the next two times.

"Or I'll see if I can contact another interested woman to come..." Fu Miao was still trying to make up for it.

"Really no need, I'll just play with my phone on the side, wait for my friend to finish and leave together, I can watch and participate in other sessions that don't need matching later."

Under Lin Li's repeated emphasis and firm confirmation, Fu Miao finally accepted this situation.

Lin Li was also happy to be free, immediately found a place, and prepared to relay the fun just now to "Three People and One Dog".

The conversation between Wang Baiyu and his blind date came to his ears.

Woman: "I think you are quite good."

Wang Baiyu: "I also think you are quite good."

Woman: "Then we..."

Wang Baiyu raised two thumbs—one for the woman and one for himself, very fair: "We are all good!"

"Thank you all for participating! Today is just the starting point of fate, our platform will continue to provide exclusive matchmaking services for every member."

"If you have the intention to communicate deeply with ta, remember to exchange contact information and dates through the applet or group chat~ Wish everyone can bump into the right person in the days to come!"

"If you have any questions, contact me or other staff members at any time, see you at the next event!"

【Enter the Marriage Pavilion three times, experience the red dust (1/3)】

Before four o'clock in the afternoon, the event ended.

Because of being empty, Lin Li played with his phone most of the time, and occasionally participated in some collective sessions.

However, the system still gave positive feedback, and the progress was added at this moment.

System is good, Fang Yu is bad.

As for Zhu Jingyi, Lin Li actually paid attention, but didn't find a chance, and the system never triggered a mission.

Declined the enthusiastic dinner invitation from Wang Baiyu and others, after saying goodbye, Lin Li and Ceng Ziang prepared to return to the residential area.

"Brother, how do you feel today? Did you make a date with anyone? Any gains?" In the passenger seat, Lin Li asked, "I see you changed several."

"There are gains, understanding of blind dates and some techniques, these can be considered gains. From this angle, I have gained a lot."

"But, in terms of feelings, that is completely none."

"Blind dating is still too realistic." Ceng Ziang shook his head and sighed: "Hearing that I am a senior student and have no savings at all, many people lost interest completely in an instant."

"And some eyes are too high, actually saying that they must find someone rich, don't they look at their own conditions, tsk."

Lin Li smiled upon hearing this:

"A man driving a Porsche talks to five objects a year, then there are five more women in the world who say 'my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche', and fifty more women who say 'my best friend looks just like that and can find someone driving a Porsche, so I can too'."

"She might be the latter."

Ceng Ziang smiled: "Holy crap, then rich people want to eat at fly restaurants once, which has harmed us ordinary people. I want to hate rich people."

"However, brother, didn't I see a woman take the initiative to find you later? And she was stopping you and wanting to eat with you just now, isn't she interested in you?" Lin Li was a bit curious.

During the event, Lin Li saw a woman who was particularly enthusiastic about Ceng Ziang, which lasted until the end.

Even Ceng Ziang's escape at the end was using sending himself back as a shield.

That woman was not Fang Yu, she was about twenty-five or six, and not ugly.

"Oh, you mean Sister Yan."

Ceng Ziang's expression was complex:

"She is not money-worshipping, her own income is quite high, because her requirement for the object is a male college student who is not ugly, so she is very interested in me and specifically came to ask me."

"But I personally feel that I don't quite meet the requirements, so I don't plan to have any follow-up development."

"Don't meet? Don't you perfectly meet these two requirements?" Lin Li was stunned.

Ceng Ziang is definitely not ugly.

Ceng Ziang glanced at Lin Li, his eyes even more complex.

"Lin Li, 'male college student who is not ugly', these are five requirements."

"Lin Li, you... you can meet the conditions, damn it."

Ceng Ziang pouted, unhappy.

Wait.

Five?

Eh? No.

Lin Li: "(; o_o)?"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 371 =====