Chapter 374: Learning has no end, but it
After finishing lunch, the three of them walked out of the cafeteria.
They weren't walking side-by-side; after all, with Zhou Baowei there, the entrance wasn't wide enough.
Zhou Baowei happily patted his belly, then gestured with his chin toward the convenience store across from the cafeteria: "Let's go to the supermarket and buy some more stuff."
"You could use the tray you finished with without even washing it, and you're still not full?" Lin Li teased with a smile.
The tableware Zhou Baowei had left at the collection point was so slick that even a fly would slip if it landed on it.
"How could I be full?" Zhou Baowei shrugged, feeling a bit wronged. "I usually add a few bowls of rice, but this stone pot bibimbap doesn't come with extra sauce. I was afraid that adding rice would dilute the flavor and keep me from getting the best taste.
Plus, I was thinking about eating less today to lose weight, so I didn't add any. Isn't it normal that I'm not full now?"
"Losing weight again?" Lin Li scoffed. "Baowei, oh Baowei, you're so fat-headed and big-eared now that your Bluetooth earbuds would probably disconnect if you wore them on both sides! And you're still going to the supermarket to keep eating?"
"Hey, Lin Li, your words are so damn hurtful." Zhou Baowei touched his ears, compared their width, and couldn't help but laugh and scold, "I'll just buy a cucumber to satisfy my cravings, alright?"
"Let's go, let's go."
Lin Li smiled and led the way, thinking he might as well buy some snacks for himself.
After picking out his items, as Lin Li walked toward the exit, Zhou Baowei was already swiping his meal card to pay, while Bai Bufan was still shopping.
"Roasted sausage, three yuan. Done, next." The cashier entered the amount into the card machine, saw the deduction was successful, and signaled to Zhou Baowei.
Lin Li raised an eyebrow slightly and went up to kick Zhou Baowei in the butt.
"What are you doing? Ouch~~" Zhou Baowei turned around to question him.
"Didn't you say you were buying a cucumber? What the hell is this sausage?" Lin Li said loudly.
Zhou Baowei was stunned for a moment, took a bite of the sausage in his hand, and then said in surprise: "Damn, this is a sausage!?"
"Lin Li, this, sigh! I'm red-green colorblind, I thought it was a cucumber. Look at the mess this caused~ Sigh~ Forget it, forget it, I've already bitten into it, it has to be this way today. I'll just have to suffer through it and make do."
After saying that, Zhou Baowei took another bite, munching away happily.
"Grass."
People will laugh when they are speechless.
"When you're looking for an excuse to eat, your IQ becomes infinitely high." Lin Li also swiped his card and walked out, laughing and scolding Zhou Baowei:
"You'd better be careful that your future female feeder doesn't turn you into a Little Red Riding Hood story."
Before Zhou Baowei could retort, Lin Li noticed out of the corner of his eye that a girl's meal card had fallen out as she reached into her pocket, and she was still walking forward without realizing it.
So Lin Li shouted at her: "Classmate, you dropped your meal card!"
The girl turned around, glanced at the meal card on the ground, picked it up quickly, and said thank you to Lin Li.
Gazes have weight. Lin Li, who was responding with a polite smile, realized that the weight on him had suddenly increased a bit, and a bit too much at that.
Lin Li then suddenly realized.
He seemed to have made a fatal mistake.
But it didn't matter, it could still be remedied.
At this moment, Bai Bufan, who had finished buying his things, also walked out of the supermarket.
As soon as he came out, he saw Lin Li greet him and pull a mask out of his pocket: "Bufan, wear a mask."
Without waiting for Bai Bufan to refuse or agree, Lin Li put the mask on Bai Bufan inside out—he had used it on the right side, so he was rigorous about hygiene.
"Why wear a mask?" Bai Bufan touched the mask, felt nothing unusual, and was a bit confused.
Lin Li didn't speak, but just put the hat he was holding onto Bai Bufan's head as well.
Then.
He took a step back.
It didn't seem enough, so he took another step back.
That was enough. Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, pointed at Bai Bufan, and said in shock: "Grass! This is that dog who lied to us at noon to steal food! Damn it! This guy is right here!"
Bai Bufan: "(;o_o)?"
Even the knowledgeable Bai Bufan had a blank mind at this moment.
Only he was blank.
At this moment, the gazes of many people around them turned over instantly upon hearing this, and their expressions were unfriendly.
Remember, when the time to enter the cafeteria is about the same, the time to come out is also about the same.
Just now, after Lin Li said that "Classmate, you dropped your meal card," many people's gazes began to probe toward his side.
The common point among these people was that they had all had a brief encounter with Lin Li today.
And this sentence, "Classmate, you dropped your meal card," instantly made them feel younger—younger by twenty minutes, returning to the time not long ago when they were played like fools by some mysterious person.
And when they all looked over to find the owner of this voice, Lin Li realized belatedly that he had made such an unforgivable mistake.
Fortunately, he had pinched his voice when he ran over, so the tone wasn't exactly the same as before, which kept them from locking onto the target immediately.
But friends who often kill know that one way to get rid of suspicion is to make someone else the scapegoat.
That's right.
Bai Bufan.
So Lin Li took another step back, completely blended into the crowd, pointed at Bai Bufan, and said with loud contempt: "Hey, grass, why are you such a bad person! I know you're in a hurry to eat! But why lie to people?!"
"?"
Hey, grass, why is Lin Li such a bad person!
Bai Bufan, who suddenly came to his senses, looked incredulous, his fingers crossing back and forth between Lin Li and himself: "No? Lin Li? You? No? Me?"
"Is it this guy?"
"Looks quite like him..."
"It's him!"
But the atmosphere had already been stirred up by Lin Li, and after Lin Li's next sonorous confirmation, the crowd was filled with righteous indignation:
"It really is this guy! I remember this hat clearly! Damn you! You bastard! There were no squirrels mating at all! You made me stare down there for so long! Give me back my squirrels! Give me back my mating!"
"This guy even lied to me and said my head teacher was calling me! I ran back to ask the head teacher what was up, only to get scolded by him!"
"Is it worth it! Buddy! You even used the Art of War just to eat! Is it worth it?"
Bai Bufan was anxious: "Hey! No! Hey! No, no, no! It's not me! It's Lin Li! It's him!
Who is Lin Li? Lin Li is the one behind you... No, not you, then look behind you... Not you either, then look behind you again... Damn it! Lin Li, where the hell are you!
You were just here, why are you gone now?! I'm not lying to you, don't look at me with that look! Lin Li himself was really here just now!"
"Teach him a lesson!" Lin Li's pinched voice came from another position outside the crowd, "If you ask me, let's give him an Aruba!"
Bai Bufan: "(へ╬)?"
"Support! Aruba! Aruba! Aruba!" Zhou Baowei's pinched voice came from another position outside the crowd.
Bai Bufan: "(へ╬)!"
Two animals! Don't think I can't tell it's you just because you're pinching your voices!!
For a moment, Bai Bufan began to wonder what he had done wrong to get to know Lin Li and Zhou Baowei.
"Right! Aruba him! Let's see if he dares to play us for fools again!"
"Stealing food should be a fair competition! You shouldn't use underhanded methods!"
"If we indulge him, in the future when we steal food, we will all lose trust, and Nansang Middle School will be completely ruined!"
At this moment, Bai Bufan had no time to consider revenge on the two, because these people were really incited!!
Ignorant people! Ignorant people!
Watching the crowd approaching, Bai Bufan took a deep breath, pointed into the distance with wide eyes: "Grass! The playground is on fire!"
The moment everyone looked over, he took off running backward.
Lin Li: "This guy is a repeat offender! He's lying to us again!"
Zhou Baowei: "Aruba! Aruba!"
"Chase, chase, chase!"
"Don't let this kid run away!"
The crowd started chasing Bai Bufan with laughter and noise. At this point, the nature of the matter had nothing to do with revenge; everyone was just joining in the fun.
In school, as long as you're not studying, everything is interesting.
When the crowd dispersed, the bustling supermarket and cafeteria entrance became quiet again.
Not everyone was an ignorant person; there were still a few who were calm and stayed in place without being incited.
Oh, only two, but one of them was so big that it looked like several people.
Zhou Baowei looked with complex eyes at Lin Li, who was watching Bai Bufan run away in a breakdown with a gentle smile. After thinking about it, he took a step back.
This is a demon, stay away from him.
After ensuring his own safety, Zhou Baowei said solemnly: "Lin Li, you are a real animal."
"Overpraised, overpraised." Lin Li was very humble, "Baowei, you can ask Bufan for the hat yourself—if he's still alive later."
"Fine, I hope he's okay."
Lin Li didn't care about Bai Bufan's life or death. After saying goodbye to Zhou Baowei, he returned to the classroom.
He arrived early today, so there were hardly any people in the classroom.
But there were some, although it wasn't certain if they counted as people.
"Tianming, still studying?"
Lin Li, who entered from the back door, bent down, pressed his pectoral muscles against Chen Tianming's back as he was writing at his desk, then put his chin on Chen Tianming's head in a gay way, looking at what he was writing, and smiled.
"There's an exam tonight, of course I'm studying."
It was a daily routine for the boys in the back row to be pressed like this, so Chen Tianming just shook his head left and right, bumped Lin Li's chin, and replied without even raising his head.
Chen Tianming was a new guest in the classroom at noon this week, and he had also come yesterday at noon.
What he was studying now was naturally competition content.
Nowadays, competition tutoring, aside from the competition part and the tutoring part, was still something quite worth looking forward to for Chen Tianming.
He would go directly to the multi-function hall to grab a seat in a row before the evening self-study started, and then after Yao Qiaoqiao arrived, he would sit with her to listen to the lecture. And to show her gratitude, Yao Qiaoqiao would bring some food for Chen Tianming every time, and every time Chen Tianming didn't understand something and asked her after class, she would give up her rest to help him explain.
Honestly, Yao Qiaoqiao didn't seem like a bad girl, so it was no wonder Chen Tianming was willing to continue licking her while staying awake.
As for why Chen Tianming asked Yao Qiaoqiao instead of his best friend who was the top of the grade and sitting right behind him.
This wasn't Chen Tianming's fault.
It was mainly because Lin Li was either too sleepy to teach, in a bad mood and didn't want to teach, or was busy helping Chen Yuying solve problems and had no time to teach.
Facing Lin Li, who was targeting him like this, Chen Tianming's mouth couldn't even close from sadness.
As for Tianming's stepfather Haoyang, he had long since become an orphan, living and dying on his own in the back every time, but he was happy with that.
"Keep it up, keep it up," seeing Chen Tianming's focused expression, Lin Li patted him on the shoulder to encourage him: "Tianming, starting school early means success is inevitable, you will win!"
Chen Tianming was just about to nod, but suddenly felt something was wrong.
"Wait, Lin Li, what the hell did you just say?" Chen Tianming narrowed his eyes, and a strange smile gradually appeared on the corners of his mouth.
Lin Li looked innocent, took Chen Tianming's pen, and wrote "Starting school early means success is inevitable" on the draft paper, explaining:
"This sentence means that the result will not let down everyone who works hard. You started studying so early, so your grades will inevitably be very good~"
"Oh——" Chen Tianming dragged out his tone, took back his pen, and scribbled on "study" and "grades":
"So that's what it means. I thought you said "Starting to open the hole too early means becoming a chicken is inevitable"."
"Damn it, you are so low." Lin Li looked contemptuous, then took back Chen Tianming's pen again, scribbled on the word "hole" that Tianming had written, and said with some emotion:
"But your pen is quite easy to use. It feels like this kind of pen won't dry out even after copying a page. What brand is it? I'm sold."
"Damn it, you're not even acting anymore, are you! My pen, stop copying!" Chen Tianming snatched the pen back, laughed and scolded loudly, then waved his hand to drive away the flies:
"Alright, don't bother me, I'm going to study for a while."
"Keep it up, the school selection should be quite easy to pass. After all, there's no hard requirement to filter it down to just a few people; as long as your grades meet the standard, you can participate."
Lin Li encouraged him, returned to his seat, and moved his desk and chair toward the locker.
——There was still a bit of the blackboard newspaper left to draw, it still had to be drawn.
It should be finished today.
"Lin Li, Lin Li! Is Lin Li here!" Ding Sihan's voice, along with her figure, appeared hurriedly at the front door.
"He's not here, if you have anything, just leave a message." Lin Li didn't even raise his head and waved his hand.
"Yingbao was followed by someone at noon!" But Ding Sihan was in no mood to joke with Lin Li now. Seeing Lin Li in the back, she said immediately.
"Ah? What's the situation? Where is she?" Lin Li frowned, got up, and walked quickly toward the door.
There are people like this in Nansang Middle School?
Lin Li hated perverts the most; after all, one mountain cannot hold two tigers.
"It's just a boy just now, it seems to be, um, it's the one from Class 5, the one you guys were teasing last time, Xiang Tian! Yes, it's him!" Because of her anxiety, Ding Sihan spoke a bit incoherently.
Did this turtle man take off his ** and become a low-class man?
"Don't be anxious, speak slowly." But now he couldn't be anxious, Lin Li said softly.
"He kept following us just now. We walked a few steps, he walked a few steps, we stopped, he stopped, he didn't cover it up at all."
Being spoken to so softly by Lin Li, Ding Sihan suddenly wasn't anxious anymore and spoke exceptionally clearly:
"Yingbao said don't worry about it, just let it be, but how could I endure it? I asked him why he was following us, and he said "This line is shorter," I asked him if he could stop following us, and he said "No, if I change, I have to line up again," he didn't listen to reason at all!"
Lin Li: "(へ╬)!"
Lin Li, who had already walked halfway, stopped, took two deep breaths, and sat directly on the desk next to him.
After pursing his lips for a long time, Lin Li finally couldn't help but cover his face.
So that's the kind of following it was.
Sad.
How did this Ding Sihan become like this?
Looking up at the happy Ding Sihan, Lin Li couldn't hold it together, turned his head, and asked Chen Tianming with a smile: "Tianming, am I and Bufan usually this disgusting, this annoying, and this damnable?"
Chen Tianming nodded without hesitation: "You are, yes."
Lin Li walked toward the cleaning corner.
"Sihan, why did you run so fast all of a sudden?" Chen Yuying appeared slowly at the classroom door.
——Just now, Ding Sihan's eyes suddenly lit up, and then without saying anything, she abandoned her at the stairs and ran to the classroom.
This made Chen Yuying a bit confused.
And at this moment, Chen Yuying, who saw the situation in the classroom clearly, was even more confused.
Why is Lin Li holding a broom and chasing Ding Sihan with a ferocious face to hit her?
"Yingbao, save me!" Even after seeing her, the person calling for help became Ding Sihan.
It was a bit upside down.
"She made it up," Chen Yuying said with a smile, "There's no such thing at all."
"It wasn't all made up," Ding Sihan, who had Chen Yuying there, regained her confidence and added slowly: "That Xiang Tian was indeed lining up behind us."
"Then I didn't pay attention." Chen Yuying smiled. In fact, she couldn't match the name to the person anymore; she hadn't remembered it at all.
"You can even make up stories, Ding Ding, there will be less and less I can teach you in the future." Lin Li felt a bit melancholy.
"Cut."
"Tianming! Where's Lin Li! Damn it! Where is that dog Lin Li!"
Just at this moment, Ding Sihan's other mentor, Bai Bufan's voice, along with his person, appeared at the back door.
Although Chen Tianming didn't know what had happened, no one wanted to miss the scene of dogs biting dogs, so he looked at Lin Li without hesitation.
Bai Bufan and Lin Li looked at each other.
Finding that Lin Li was staring at his crotch, seemingly confirming whether he had been Arubad or not, Bai Bufan chose to sneer and rolled up his sleeves.
Seeing this, Lin Li responded with a warm smile and also rolled up his sleeves.
Seeming to feel that this wasn't enough, Lin Li exerted force from the bottom board of the desk drawer with his right hand, lifted the entire desk full of books with one hand, and at the same time picked up a chair with his left hand, doing standard squats in front of Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan blinked.
Your mother?
Is a person who can do squats under this kind of weight a human?
Bai Bufan looked at his own arms and legs.
Oh my, I seem to have been impulsive~
"Excuse me, I went to the wrong class." Bai Bufan turned and left.
I'd better pick on a soft persimmon, I'll go back to the dormitory and replace Baowei's glycerin enema with 502 glue.
"Don't go, you didn't go to the wrong place, he's here, classmate, this is Class 4, Lin Li is right there preparing to fight you, don't go."
But Chen Tianming at the back door, thinking the chaos wasn't big enough, chose to pull Bai Bufan back.
"Buddy, you're talking too much! Let go! I advise you not to mess with me, otherwise the consequences will be very serious!" Bai Bufan slapped Chen Tianming's hand away and said coldly.
"Damn, this classmate is so domineering and has such momentum."
Lin Li happily put down the desk and chair and walked over.
"Brother, you don't know about this," Bai Bufan wasn't afraid when he saw Lin Li, just sneered, shrugged, and said lightly:
"In my class, I am the absolute class bully."
"Let me tell you this, last time I thought my classmates were too noisy, and after several good words failed, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took out my hearing aid and slammed it hard on the table, then roared:
"Whoever dares to say another word, I will take it as intending to be my enemy, weigh the cost yourself, can you bear it"!"
"Instantly! You two, I have to emphasize to you, it was instant! My class was silent, and no one dared to make a sound again."
"Even when they later surrounded and beat me, they didn't dare to make a sound. This is my invincible deterrent power, the aura of a king."
After speaking, Bai Bufan hugged his arms and leaned against the wall, closing his eyes, his expression filled only with praise and appreciation for himself.
Lin Li and Chen Tianming gave a thumbs up.
This is a real king.
After laughing, Lin Li raised his chin: "King, hello, I am the Lin Li you are looking for, what's the matter."
"Nothing, brother, returning the mask to you." Bai Bufan took the mask out of his pocket flatteringly, the footprints on it seemed to tell a story of an unknown past.
"Oh, oh," Lin Li reached out and took it, "Anything else?"
"No more, brother~"
"Then you can get lost."
"Alright, brother~"
Bai Bufan left happily.
Then, in a place Lin Li couldn't see, Bai Bufan's face was gloomy, his clenched fingernails embedded in his flesh, a little painful.
Lin Li, I will remember today's shame.
Let you be happy for a few more days, and when the weekend comes, my revenge can be carried out.
Don't think I don't dare to kill, Lin Li.
When the time comes, I'll hang myself at your door and scare you to death!
In the classroom.
After throwing the mask into the trash can, Lin Li returned to his seat.
"Ding Sihan, what are you writing?" Seeing Ding Sihan writing something with a focused expression, Lin Li asked curiously.
"I'm taking notes, writing down your conversation at noon today, so I can review and learn after I go back." Ding Sihan looked up and answered seriously, word for word.
Lin Li: "......"
Lin Li wanted to speak but stopped, wanted to stop but spoke, and finally chose to touch Chen Yuying's head, pointed at Ding Sihan, and said to Chen Yuying in a low voice:
"It's over, Ding Ding is completely finished in this life."
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, thought carefully, hesitated for a while, and then nodded with a smile.
——Lin Li was right.
However, Lin Li still felt that Ding Sihan's learning attitude was fine and approved of it, so he was willing to waste some time to guide her now.
"Ding Ding, let me see... No! Ding Sihan, what the hell are you writing! Expelled from the sect! I want to expel you from the sect!"
There wasn't a single Chinese character in Ding Sihan's notes, just two dogs baring their teeth at each other!
If this guy had used the energy she spent humiliating him on the blackboard newspaper, it would have been finished long ago!
Chen Yuying leaned over to see it, looked up, looked at the baring-teeth Lin Li, looked down, looked at the baring-teeth dog on the paper, this time without needing to think, without hesitation, she nodded directly with a smile.
——Sihan's drawing was also fine.
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