Chapter 373

A student actually using the teacher's magic to deal with the teacher, truly reversing the heavens and the earth.

Such words are of course incorrect, belonging to the fallacy of composition, that is, things that are correct for a part or an individual are not necessarily correct when derived directly to the whole.

It is very simple to refute such words. The biology teacher currently has a very common, easy-to-understand way related to biology:

If ten people fuck your old mother, can you be born in one month?

However, it's a bit too vulgar; it fits biology, but it doesn't fit a teacher.

And he also knew that Lin Li had no malicious intent, so such foul-mouthed words were better kept in the bottom of his heart to reward leadership.

Therefore, the biology teacher just smiled and accepted the thought of continuing to drag the class:

"Sigh, our grade's top student has spoken; even a teacher like me doesn't dare not to obey."

This wasn't even a joke. If Lin Li could stably be the grade's top student, in the eyes of school leaders, whether his status was higher than an ordinary teacher's was really hard to say.

"If Lin Li's biology score drops next time, I'll be settling old scores for today's matter." After the biology teacher joked, he waved his hand with a smile:

"Everyone go to the bathroom earlier for the next biology class; we'll start from the preparatory bell to finish the tail end of this class. Now everyone go eat; I'll write the homework on the blackboard, and everyone can come look at it in the afternoon."

"Oh oh—"

"Thank you teacher, goodbye teacher!"

"Shouldn't you thank me?"

Lin Li's inquiry was ignored by everyone.

"But... there's no chance anymore..." But unlike the others, Zhou Baowei wasn't very happy.

"No, there is still a chance." But Lin Li stood up at this moment, his voice and gaze revealing determination.

"Hm? Lin Li..."

Zhou Baowei, upon hearing this, saw a glimmer of light in his dim eyes, looking at Lin Li expectantly, hoping he could create a miracle.

Zhou Baowei believed in miracles, and miracles had once happened to him.

Once before, Zhou Baowei only had twenty yuan left, but it was a full six days until the next living allowance was issued. Then, Zhou Baowei, who believed in miracles, chose to buy a twenty-yuan lottery ticket.

Who could imagine that a miracle really appeared!

—Zhou Baowei went hungry for six days and actually didn't starve to death!

No wonder "Star Travels" would say that people who believe in miracles are as amazing as miracles themselves.

If this were anyone else, they would have died long ago!

Of course, after this incident, Zhou Baowei also completely understood the phrase "the brighter the color, the more dangerous it is."

Lottery tickets are brightly colored and very dangerous, but free-loading has no color and is very safe.

However, different people have different views on this; for example, Bai Bufan, who was free-loaded for six days, couldn't agree—he felt he was going to starve to death after being free-loaded for six days.

As for Lin Li, after discovering Zhou Baowei's intentions, he later changed to eating out; Zhou Baowei couldn't follow, escaping half a disaster.

"Yes, I have a way," facing Zhou Baowei's expectant gaze, Lin Li nodded quickly, then his gaze swept over Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei:

"But I still need the help of a few things. Do you have masks and hats? Hurry, hurry, hurry! Time waits for no one!"

"I have masks... I think I also have a hat in the cabinet behind me..."

Zhou Baowei first took a box of masks from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li for him to take, then rummaged through the storage cabinet to find a hat, somewhat pleasantly surprised: "Found it!"

"OK! Leave it to me!" Lin Li took the equipment and immediately sprinted out the door.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li's back, somewhat confused.

They didn't understand what these masks and hats were for.

Subsequently.

"Eh?! Whose meal card fell on the ground?"

Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "(；o_o)?"

The voice coming from the stairwell just now, why did it sound like Lin Li pinching his throat?

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other, then rushed out of the classroom and came to the corridor to look down.

At this time, that figure wearing a hat and mask had already appeared outside the first-floor teaching building.

—"Hey! Student in front! Did someone drop their meal card? The one behind!"

—"That student, it seems like a teacher is calling you behind you? Why don't you go back and check?"

—"Holy shit! One hundred yuan! Who dropped it?"

—"Fuck! Everyone look, there are two squirrels mating on the tree! Eww~ shy shy o(*////▽////*)q~"

Every time Lin Li shouted toward the front or other directions, he would immediately lower his head, then raise it again after a while, repeating like this.

Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "..."

Before their eyes, Lin Li's tactics were highly effective.

Many people stopped their steps and started digging into their pockets to check their meal cards; many people turned their heads to look toward the teaching building; and a few gathered under the tree full of curiosity, looking for the pair of mating squirrels.

"Such strong control."

"In a MOBA game, if you had such group control, it would be hard to lose a team fight."

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan had complex expressions.

And the crowd downstairs spent a while verifying it themselves, and after asking each other and confirming that no one had, they realized they had been played. Looking at Lin Li's back as he had already gone far away, they angrily cursed:

"Your mom's! Liar!"

"You little brat! Don't let us catch you! Otherwise, you'll get a taste of your own medicine!"

"Does anyone know who he is? Fuck!"

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked at each other, both forcefully suppressing the corners of their mouths.

So, when it came to improving himself and weakening others, Lin Li resolutely chose the latter.

No wonder he had to 'waste time' preparing masks and hats before acting; this really required concealing his identity...

"Hahaha—Bufan, who do you think researched this thing of Lin Li's? How can he be so genius."

Zhou Baowei finally couldn't hold back his laughter, patting the railing and laughing loudly; the teaching building vibrated slightly.

"I feel like Lin Li's family doesn't even need to install a TV; he's too full of programs."

Bai Bufan also nodded. In terms of not acting like a human, he really had a long way to go, and there were many things that needed to be learned.

Still that saying, before, his vision was too narrow. On the path of being born, seeing Lin Li, he only felt like a frog at the bottom of a well looking up at the moon, but hearing this today, he himself seeing Lin Li was clearly like a mayfly seeing the blue sky.

"If I had known Lin Li planned to do this, I would have given him a stack of meal cards Zeyu photocopied, so he could run and drop them everywhere, ensuring more people would doubt themselves."

Subsequently, Bai Bufan felt a belated regret; he felt Lin Li's strategy could still be perfected, and it would be a win-win:

"It could also help Zeyu's 'drop meal card to meet girls' plan."

"That's true, what a pity."

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu walked out of the classroom at this time. They had also 'auditory hallucinated' Lin Li's voice just now, so they also gathered in front of the corridor railing.

Looking at the mysterious back that had already gone far and was about to disappear, Chen Yuying asked Bai Bufan somewhat uncertainly:

"That person... is that Lin Li?"

Bai Bufan, upon hearing this, looked at Chen Yuying, thought for a moment, and still shook his head: "Class monitor, personal advice, just pretend it's not him. It's more appropriate to pretend Lin Li is dead this noon."

Chen Yuying: "?"

What did Lin Li do again?

Forget it, just ask him at noon.

Ding Sihan frowned: "What is he going to do?"

"Helping someone buy food."

"So desperate, and it's not helping Yingbao, who is it?" Ding Sihan was also an emperor not anxious, but the eunuch was.

Bai Bufan pointed at Zhou Baowei, then raised his chin: "Come, Baowei, meow one, show them how you took down Lin Li."

"Meow your mom!" Zhou Baowei lowered his voice, gnashing his teeth.

When did this bastard Bufan become so unreserved in front of girls?

So it was Zhou Baowei, then Ding Sihan nodded: "Wish you 99."

When Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei arrived late at the second floor of the cafeteria, what they saw was Lin Li, who looked dashing and had already found a seat.

In front of him were already three portions of food—however, there was only one portion of stone pot bibimbap, because it was limited.

"Holy shit, he really bought it!" Zhou Baowei immediately stepped forward and sat down, putting his hands together to thank Lin Li: "This is the best day of my life."

"Then your life is very cheap." Lin Li first sneered, then patted his own chest, his voice slightly proud: "The things I promise, I will definitely do. I said it~ all it takes is hands~"

"I'll give it to you, Lin Li, you're awesome." Zhou Baowei praised sincerely.

"Lin Li! Baowei is scolding you for being useless!" Bai Bufan suddenly frowned and looked at Zhou Baowei, hating his lack of improvement: "Baowei, how can you return kindness with enmity like this? Simply a modern version of the farmer and the snake!"

Zhou Baowei: "(；o_o)?"

"No? Ah? How did I scold Lin Li? Bufan, my friendship with Lin Li is indestructible. If you don't give an explanation, I'm going to punish you by having you eat one less meal."

Zhou Baowei said seriously and angrily, glancing at Bai Bufan's food and licking the corner of his mouth.

Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan was a well-trained good dog; Lin Li believed he wouldn't shit without a reason.

So there would be a follow-up.

Sure enough, Bai Bufan smiled faintly: "Presumably both of you have studied mathematics and know roots, powers, and square roots?"

"And presumably both of you have studied Chinese and know Chinese characters? Then presumably both of you should know, 'Li' = 'Square root of ten thousand' = 'Hundred', 'Lihai' = 'Hundred harms' = 'No benefit'. I heard it clearly; Baowei just said 'Lin Li, you are no benefit'!"

After giving the reasoning process, Bai Bufan said to Zhou Baowei in a "no benefit" voice: "Hey! You unruly citizen Zhou Baowei! You still dare to quibble?!"

Zhou Baowei: "(；o_o)?"

Your mom.

It was really hard for Bai Bufan to fabricate such a thing.

Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li, pointed at Bai Bufan, and then pointed at the location of his brain.

"Zhou Baowei! You fucking scold me!" Lin Li grabbed Zhou Baowei's school uniform collar, his expression ferocious: "You ungrateful thing! I really misjudged you!"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

How are there still masters?

One dares to fabricate, one dares to believe. Fine, fine, fine, treating themselves as Japanese pigs, right?

"Retard." It seemed he had given these two too many good faces. Zhou Baowei slapped Lin Li's hand away, went to get chopsticks for three, and rubbed his hands, preparing to start.

"Do you know the real modern version of the farmer and the snake?"

After Lin Li took the chopsticks, he habitually scraped them left and right as if they were disposable chopsticks and said to the two.

"Tell us." Bai Bufan was somewhat expectant.

Lin Li was a well-trained bastard; Bai Bufan believed he wouldn't shit without a reason.

"A farmer picked up a frozen snake in the ice and snow, so he brought it back to his warm little home. The following spring, he poured out a large jar of medicinal wine he had treasured for many years and nailed a board where he picked up the snake, on which was written 'No shitting (at least you have to cut it off when you shit)'."

Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan were amused.

After finishing, Lin Li smiled and pointed at Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap:

"Right, Baowei, after that 'snake' thawed, the color of the medicinal wine became exactly the same as the sauce in your stone pot bibimbap."

Bai Bufan, who was originally prepared to roast him, modified the content upon hearing this, changing it to add fuel to the fire: "Now that you mention it, could the stone in this stone pot bibimbap be the stone from the medicinal wine?"

Zhou Baowei's giggles disappeared and shifted to Bai Bufan and Lin Li.

Zhou Baowei gnashed his teeth. Usually, at this time, he would have used the Mount Tai Meteor Fall, but considering that Lin Li bought this meal today, he would endure it first!

Now is not the time to kill the donkey after it has finished grinding!

"Alright, taste it and see if the taste is really as good as they say."

After Zhou Baowei finished mixing, Lin Li and Bai Bufan reached out their spoons in tacit understanding.

Zhou Baowei also rarely didn't spit to protect his food.

It was just that when Lin Li dug too much with one spoon, he couldn't help but bare his teeth at Lin Li and used his own chopsticks to stop him.

As a result, during their struggle, a clump of rice fell onto the table.

"Lin Li!" Zhou Baowei let out a wail, "You evil beast!"

"Quick! Baowei, according to the three-second rule, when food falls on the ground, if it can be picked up within three seconds, the bacteria won't have time to multiply. Eat it quickly!" Lin Li urged.

Actually, there was no need for Lin Li to remind him; before he even finished speaking, the rice ball was already gone from the table.

And Bai Bufan beside them suddenly looked solemn, speaking to the two very heavily:

"I hope everyone doesn't blindly believe in the three-second rule; in fact, this is a very retarded rule."

"Oh?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei both looked at him upon hearing this, "What, did you get diarrhea because you ate something that had been on the ground for a few seconds? Went to the hospital?"

Bai Bufan laughed lightly, with a hint of vast desolation on his face:

"One day, I was squatting at the door of my house eating, didn't hold it steady, and a piece of meat fell on the ground. At that time, I believed in the three-second theorem, so I immediately picked it up with lightning speed and ate it, but I felt a thick smell of chicken shit. I looked down, your mom's, the meat was still on the ground."

Bai Bufan's story ended abruptly here.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed until their whole bodies shook, clenching their fists and tapping the table lightly.

Truly a wonderful experience that could be recorded in the history of shit; it's a pity Bai Bufan doesn't go to Zhihu to write stories.

"So blindly pursuing speed is meaningless! What's more important than speed is accuracy and ruthlessness!" Bai Bufan roared.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei laughed even more happily.

Bai Bufan looked at the two's smiles, feeling a sense of accomplishment, then reached out his chopsticks and pointed at Zhou Baowei's stone pot bibimbap:

"Right, Baowei, the color and size of the chicken shit I ate that day were exactly the same as the meat inside yours."

Zhou Baowei: "(；o_o)?"

Zhou Baowei's giggles disappeared again and shifted to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan! I'll fuck your mom!"

Can't deal with Lin Li, but can't deal with you?

Remember, Zhou Baowei only swings his fists at the strong, so this time, having been disgusted twice, he chose to be angry and take action.

"No, why did it change when it got to me—"

Before Bai Bufan finished speaking, Zhou Baowei's hand had already arrived.

The two started fighting.

"Garlic bird garlic bird, you guys can't win against each other," Lin Li laughed and tried to mediate, "This is the cafeteria, especially since you, Baowei, are so heavy, fighting here is easy to hurt innocent people. If you want to fight, go to an open place to fight..."

Subsequently, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan: "Come, Bufan, take out your wallet, you two go inside and fight."

Bai Bufan, who was originally being unilaterally suppressed and still struggling, instantly broke his composure and laughed out loud.

"Lin Li, your mom's, what kind of open place is this! Is my wallet some kind of magic treasure? How do I get inside!" Bai Bufan really couldn't hold it together.

"Isn't it open." Lin Li asked back, his tone so calm it didn't even sound like a question.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan opened his mouth but closed it again.

Eh, password, the way you talk is so fucking hurtful.

Bai Bufan even wanted to reveal his true identity at this moment.

Actually... he is an invisible billionaire.

Of course, because of this, he still hasn't found his money, which is still invisible.

Under Lin Li's mediation, the two finally gave up the idea of fighting and started eating normally.

—It had nothing to do with Lin Li's mediating words; it was mainly because Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei discovered that Lin Li had started stealing their food to eat.

"This stone pot bibimbap is just average; it's not hard to eat, but it's not to the point of being particularly delicious."

After eating a few bites, Lin Li expressed his opinion.

"I think it's quite delicious. Lin Li, you probably eat too much outside. If it were normal business and not limited, I would probably come to eat often," Zhou Baowei held a relatively different opinion on this: "But if I have to grab it every time, forget it."

"Agreed," Bai Bufan also nodded, then looked at the window stall on the second floor:

"Is our school outsourced or self-operated? Can we get more variety in here? This kind of thing is a very good attempt. It would be great if the three giants—Shaxian Snacks, Braised Chicken Rice, and Lanzhou Ramen—all had one."

"My turn, my turn, my turn!" Zhou Baowei suddenly raised his hand excitedly.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at the jumpy Zhou Baowei in surprise: "Hm? Baowei? What's wrong?"

"Shaxian Snacks and Lanzhou Ramen are hard to say, but I have researched Braised Chicken Rice; I can let you guys eat it in school right now!" Zhou Baowei said sincerely.

"How so?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan were somewhat interested.

Zhou Baowei revealed an evil smile:

"Step one, stuff the rice into your crotch in the morning. Step two, shit in your pants. Step three, braise it for a day or half a day. This way, as long as you don't take off your pants frequently, you can eat hot Braised Chicken Rice at noon or in the afternoon!"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

Although insulting food was a difficult choice for Zhou Baowei, hurting the enemy by a thousand and damaging himself by a thousand, it had to be admitted that Zhou Baowei's heart was extremely clear at this moment.

"Fair, one person disgusts the other once..." Zhou Baowei sighed.

Lin Li was stunned: "Ah? Baowei, you were actually disgusting me? I was even preparing to try it."

Bai Bufan nodded: "Share a bowl with me when the time comes; I'll split the cost of the pants with you."

Lin Li: "Fine, but there's no need to change pants; wash them and they can be used, or even no need to wash them. Just like the soup of stewed meat, it gets more intoxicating after a long time."

Bai Bufan shook his head: "You don't have to change them, but you still have to wash them after using them; food safety is greater than heaven."

Lin Li: "Also true, my bad."

"..."

Looking at the two who were seriously discussing and analyzing production techniques.

Zhou Baowei: "(；o_o)?"

Your mom.

So it wasn't one person disgusting the other once.

It was himself being disgusted five times by three people in one meal.

Damn it, he didn't even have an appetite anymore.

Fuck, I'm not eating this stone pot bibimbap—

Forget it, this decision of his was still a bit too impulsive.

I'll fucking eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

(End of chapter)