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Chapter 391: Class 4 of the first year of high school has never been a peaceful place, here

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Learning electrical engineering is quite profitable. Many college students in this major can send two million to their families as soon as they graduate.

Of course, the premise is to find the right company. If you encounter an unscrupulous company that deducts funeral and pension funds, then the family won't receive so much.

Xue Jian doesn't know if the outsourced repairman this time has this radiation.

The first class is a class meeting, but it hasn't started yet, so after going to the second floor, Xue Jian walked toward the office, letting Lin Li go back first.

Walking to the classroom, he pushed open the ajar back door and walked in, but his gaze collided with Chen Tianming's.

With a feeling in his heart in a flash, Lin Li's right hand lifted upward violently, and with a light sound, a blackboard eraser falling from the sky was steadily caught in his palm.

The chalk dust was shaken by this, instantly permeating the air, forming a small mist.

Lin Li gave a disdainful snort from his nose, then pursed his upper lip, puffed his breath toward his chin, blowing away the broken hair on his forehead while also blowing away the scattered chalk dust.

Lin Li suddenly felt that being a teacher is also a quite pitiful profession.

Day after day, in school, it's just sitting on the stage, inhaling powder, and selling one's voice.

Sooner or later, the anti-pornography sweep will reach the school.

Lin Li weighed the blackboard eraser in his hand, his gaze swept over the undisguised annoyance and disappointment on Bai Bufan and Chen Tianming's faces, and the corners of his mouth hooked into an arc.

He paced forward, patted Chen Tianming's back twice with that hand full of dust, and wiped it clean by the way:

"Tianming, you still need to practice."

Chen Tianming looked at Bai Bufan, then turned his head away, ignoring the triumphant Lin Li.

"Damn it, Lin Li, how did you discover it? That angle shouldn't have been visible..." Bai Bufan asked unwillingly in a low voice after Lin Li approached.

"A man's sixth sense, you little boy wouldn't understand." Lin Li looked at the corner seat, which looked particularly dim because the curtains were drawn, and chuckled.

"Fine, fine," Bai Bufan accepted this result, then remembered the business, and reminded: "Lin Li, where is your 'One Lesson One Practice' for Chinese? The class representative just came to collect it, I didn't find it, you should hurry up and find it and hand it in."

"It's in the drawer, didn't you see it?" Lin Li sat down upon hearing this, saying while reaching into his desk to grope.

Found it.

Lin Li took out the "One Lesson One Practice" and turned to show it to Bai Bufan.

Then he raised his eyebrows slightly.

Because Lin Li saw a ghost-like facial expression smile that was more "Grand Blue" than "I'm Big Brother."

A bit familiar.

"Lin Li, oh Lin Li..." Bai Bufan's voice trembled with uncontrollable revenge pleasure.

But, Bai Bufan's voice stopped abruptly.

Because, he discovered that after he revealed such an expression and was seen by Lin Li, Lin Li wasn't panicked at all. Instead, the corners of his mouth hooked, revealing a very calm, expected smile, and his voice was even lighter, as if coaxing a child:

"What's wrong, Bufan? What happened to make you so happy?"

Bai Bufan's smile instantly froze on his face.

Something's wrong! This is wrong!

A chill rushed from the soles of his feet to his skull, and his gaze shot toward Lin Li's butt.

Lin Li continued to smile, gently coaxing: "Bufan, why don't you try pulling my chair out from under my butt?"

Upon hearing this, the smile disappeared completely. Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously, his throat dry and tight. He stretched out a trembling hand to press on the back of Lin Li's chair, trying to pull it back—

"Sizzle—"

The chair legs rubbed against the ground, making a slight sound.

Bai Bufan's pupils shrank to the size of needle points at this moment, because the chair was pulled out too easily, as if no one was sitting on it at all!

No, impossible!

Ma, Masaka!?

When the chair was completely pulled out, Bai Bufan's face turned pale (photinia), and his unbelievable pupils and stretched-out fingers were all trembling and locked onto Lin Li.

Lin Li was indeed in a sitting posture, but now that the chair was pulled out, he remained suspended in mid-air, motionless, in a standard sitting posture!

Sakamoto? When did he come?!

Lin Li's contemptuous smile poured out from his nose. He took his time to smooth the hair on his forehead backward with his left hand, then joined his right index and middle fingers, elegantly pushed up the bridge of his nose where there were no glasses, and looked at Bai Bufan playfully:

"Bufan, if you ask me, some people, if they could use the effort of pranking classmates on studying, it would be great. What do you think?"

"Lin Li, what are you talking about... I don't understand..."

Bai Bufan was sweating profusely in the autumn, not daring to look Lin Li in the eye, carrying out the necessary stubbornness after Conan pointed out the murderer.

Seeing Bai Bufan cooperating very well with his "not seeing the coffin and not shedding tears," Lin Li was very gratified and pointed to the back door:

"The blackboard eraser was just a way to test the waters. If it succeeded, of course, it would be a good thing, but if it didn't, it didn't matter. After all, this was just a means you used to make me lower my guard, a feint to cover up the real plan."

"This autumn sun is gentle and not dazzling. You didn't sleep or read, but you drew the curtains. Why? Wasn't it to make the light here dim and reduce the probability of me discovering the clues?"

Lin Li pointed to his temple: "Similarly, after I came over, you didn't stop talking to me, and even asked me to find the homework book, which was also a means to take away my attention."

"Everything is interlinked, but it was all to cover up your real killing move—"

"That, is—the water on my chair!!!"

The moment the words fell, Lin Li turned his head, his sharp gaze shooting toward the position he had just sat in!

Sharp sword! Sharp eyes!

If you look closely, you can find that layer of extremely hard-to-detect water stain.

And the most insidious and vicious move Bai Bufan made was to color the water!

The reason this water is hard to detect is that it isn't colorless and transparent, but was carefully formulated into a yellowish-brown color that is almost exactly the same as the old wooden chair surface, with a sense of age-old patina!!

It is estimated that this was the result of Bai Bufan mixing the remaining paint from drawing the blackboard newspaper.

Such colored water, in the case of dim light and the person's attention being attracted away, a normal person simply... couldn't discover it!

And because it has color, it's not that it's fine once it dries. On the contrary, it will stain the butt. Although the school pants are dark-colored, this yellowish-brown color right at the position of the anus will bring what?

It will nail Lin Li to the pillar of shame forever!

Thinking of this, Lin Li was trembling with anger, sweating coldly all over in the autumn, his hands and feet cold!

The evil of human nature, how can it be like this?!

The animalistic degree of this matter is comparable to threatening a Demon Suppression Envoy with family! How bad must one be to do such a thing?

Fortunately, he... was one move ahead!

If he hadn't had a premonition in his heart, feeling that things weren't that simple, and his insight was already superhuman, he probably would have fallen for Bai Bufan's trick.

"Bai! Bu! Fan! Now that things have reached this point, are you still going to quibble!!"

This feeling of watching the criminal break down bit by bit was quite cool. Lin Li, who felt he was already burning, asked sternly.

Lin Li's precise analytical words hit Bai Bufan's chest like heavy hammers, thud, thud, thud. When he spoke, his sharp eyes and majestic momentum made the oppression full.

Bai Bufan's face was pale, his slightly opened mouth was mumbling, his lower teeth touched his upper teeth many times, but he couldn't say any words of rebuttal.

But then, a flash of ferocity and determination flashed in Bai Bufan's eyes. He stretched out his hands violently, grabbed Lin Li's chair, and prepared to force a success!

If soft doesn't work! Then come hard!

Today, Bai Bufan wants to become... an outlaw!

However, the chair didn't move.

Because, one of Lin Li's hands didn't know when it had already pressed on it.

Lin Li smiled: "Sorry, Bufan, I already guessed your desperate behavior."

Bai Bufan's expression paused, then he pretended to be calm and gave a dry laugh: "Lin Li, stop pretending. Actually, I saw it. Just now your butt already sat on it, and now you're just firing a cannon after the horse, pretending to be calm, right?!"

"It seems you won't shed tears until you see your butt." Lin Li shook his head with a smile upon hearing this, then stood up with his hands behind his back, his face condensed, and his voice didn't carry a smile: "Then I'll let you die understanding!"

After saying that, Lin Li turned around violently and showed his butt to Bai Bufan. Although the shape was a bit strange, there was... no staining on it!

"You fell for it!" But Bai Bufan didn't care about this at all. He gave a ferocious smile and put his hands together: "Thousand! Years! Kill!"

"Snap!!"

"What!?"

When he discovered that his thousand-year kill didn't sink into the butt at all, but hit a hard and slippery thing and brushed past, Bai Bufan was shocked and couldn't believe it.

Lin Li, who was facing away from Bai Bufan, turned his head at this time, with a smile on his face, and pulled open his upper jacket.

Only to see... half of the Chinese "One Lesson One Practice" was sticking out from Lin Li's school pants.

The remaining half, needless to say, was in the pants.

"Sorry, I guessed this step too, so... I put a shield on my butt!" Lin Li, who had stuffed the book into his crotch the first time he stood up, had his pride overflowing in his voice at this moment.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Bai Bufan stood frozen in place. ===== CHAPTER 392 =====

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