Chapter 392: The classroom is a place to eat and sleep, who told you to study?

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Cal, calculator keeps pressing 2.

"Grass, old thing, you finally agreed to hand over the Burning Mantra," after everyone peeled away from their stupor: "Lin Li, you are still too full of life."

It's hard to imagine what kind of ace pilot could think of this method.

The female voice of the calculator probably wouldn't have thought it had this use even if it was scrapped.

"So Lin Li, what did you go do with Old Jian just now?"

Rubbing his cheeks, which were a bit sore from laughing, Wang Ze asked another thing he was curious about.

"Is this word order reversal intentional or accidental?" Lin Li gave a middle finger, then shrugged, and said with a calm face:

"What else could it be? Just like the previous two times, went to the principal's office to receive commendation and praise. Sigh, so annoying. Things don't happen three times. If they call me like this next time, I'm going to get angry."

A hero's anger, blood splashes three steps. Lin Li's anger, Xue Jian's apricot anger!

"Aren't you being scolded?" Bai Bufan asked with a look of regret, then frowned slightly, sizing up Lin Li: "Wait, why go again? Lin Li, did you go sweep porn again? Found a second Song Luping?"

"Don't look at people with your colored glasses again," Lin Li waved his index finger in front of him: "I am this time..."

After simply telling the story, Bai Bufan's eyes widened:

"You've done so many fun things? Why didn't you call me!"

Lin Li wanted to wave his hand upon hearing this, but suddenly paused, then scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly: "Bufan, actually you participated in all of them."

Bai Bufan: "Eh? Me? Did I (；o_o)?"

The next second.

Bai Bufan: "Eh! You! Your mother (へ╬)!"

"Did you use my name again! Lin Li! Did you! Lin Li, you animal! You are truly a pure animal!!!"

When Bai Bufan suddenly guessed the truth behind Lin Li's words, he instantly stepped forward angrily, grabbing Lin Li by the collar and pressing him against the wall, his veins bulging.

Not yet on the rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes are already full of my legends.

Bai Bufan finally understood that in this situation, it's not necessarily that 'I' am too strong, but it could also be that 'I' made friends carelessly.

Bai Bufan is very angry now because he is really unwilling.

He feels this is unfair.

Lin Li uses his name to swindle and abandon his wife and children outside. He feels that one day he will end up like Zhang Wei, appearing on a "Bai Bufan is a bastard" website.

But Bai Bufan doesn't have many opportunities to use Lin Li's name to do anything usually.

At most, when chatting privately with Douyin sexy bloggers, he spreads rumors about Lin Li having some serious illness.

And there is also that Bai Bufan once wrote Lin Li's name and number on the walls of many public toilet stalls: "Nationwide flyable Miss Lin 135...", but this only used the surname and not the name, barely counting as half.

Besides, even for this half, Bai Bufan doesn't know how Lin Li managed to lock onto him as the suspect the first time after receiving harassing text messages.

At that time, he couldn't help laughing when he was questioned, and couldn't help crying when he was beaten, so he had to drop little pearls while going to the toilet to wipe off those phone numbers and names.

So calculating this, isn't he very at a loss!

Lin Li, who was pressed against the wall, had clear eyes. Facing the angry interrogation, he was stunned for a moment, then suddenly reached out his right palm to cover Bai Bufan's chin and half of his cheek: "Your... name?"

Lin Li: "From your past, past, past lives, I!! Have started to search for you!!"

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

If his world were a novel, Bai Bufan would suspect it was written by AI.

Otherwise, who can explain why Lin Li suddenly sang the theme song of "Your Name," "Zenzenzense," to him affectionately at this time??

What kind of development is this?

"Are you sick, Lin Li, haha, fuck!" Bai Bufan should have asked angrily, but because he couldn't help laughing, his momentum was gone.

Pushing Lin Li's hand away, Bai Bufan looked resentful:

"Using my name is fine, but not taking me to play."

"I'll ask the police dog team next time if there are any spots left. I'll help you apply, and you can take me out to bite people in the future, okay?" Lin Li looked at him with a doting look of "I can't do anything about you."

"Get lost!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

In this world, some people approve of sweet zongzi, and some people approve of salty zongzi. Disputes have been endless for thousands of years.

But Bai Bufan announces now that he has solved the dispute between the sweet and salty parties of zongzi.

Because Lin Li is both salty and sweet, he is a mixed zongzi.

Everyone, come and like the mixed zongzi Lin Li~

The interval between the early self-study and the first class wasn't even five minutes. The preparatory bell and Xue Jian appeared in the classroom at the same time, and everyone scattered back to their seats.

"Homework first, then say a few things simply, and you can study by yourselves for the rest of the time..."

"Did you suck away all of Old Jian's yang energy? How come his spirit and energy have dropped so much since I called you to leave this morning." Bai Bufan asked knowingly, "Lin Li, as a man, sucking yang energy will be intolerable to heaven and earth."

Bai Bufan firmly believes that only female ghosts can suck yang energy.

Because after a female sucks it, she will be yang-yang, and after a male is sucked, he will be yin-yin. Although the content behind is inappropriate for children, this is what fits cognition.

Lin Li was too lazy to pay attention, because Xue Jian had already started talking about the second monthly exam of this semester:

"The time for the second monthly exam has been set, it will be next Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, the 11th, 12th, and 13th, three days. Anything that needs to be prepared can be prepared..."

Lin Li looked at the system, frowning slightly.

—The system had no reaction.

And before the first monthly exam and the midterm exam, the system popped up missions for him when Xue Jian talked about the arrangements in the class meeting.

Until Xue Jian finished speaking, the system had no reaction at all.

Sigh, shouldn't have taken first place in the grade.

Really should have let some water go last time.

Lin Li felt a bit regretful. He always felt that if he had taken second or third place in the grade last time, leaving one or two places for improvement, the system should have issued him a mission like sweeping the top of all subjects.

Such missions have many rewards, and completing them isn't difficult for him now.

"I've decided." Lin Li touched his chin and said softly.

"Decided what?" Bai Bufan looked over.

"I'm going to deliberately fail this monthly exam." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and said firmly.

Lin Li meant this sincerely.

After all, the ranking of the monthly exam isn't important, and once he can trigger a mission in the final exam, it's a huge profit.

Lin Li felt the logic was very reasonable, and the system should approve: he was sucked of his academic power by the teacher in the film, causing his grades to regress, and he was ridiculed by the sect, so he was angry and said "don't bully the young and poor," and he would prove himself in the final exam.

Such a classic cultivation world plot, shouldn't the system give a mission to help the fun?

"Why?" Bai Bufan didn't know these things, so he naturally asked curiously.

"Because I want to play the pig to eat the tiger, first show the enemy weakness..." Lin Li gave a charming smile:

"My brother's experience told me that the peak welcomes hypocritical support, and only the twilight can witness true believers. I can also take this opportunity to see who are the fake friends who approached me because of my grades."

"This way I can hit my opponents hard and filter my teammates. Why not do it?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

As far as Class 4 is concerned, no one will approach or distance themselves from anyone because of grades. Chicken might have a little attraction.

However, Bai Bufan suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Li asked.

"I remembered my experience of playing the pig to eat the tiger." Bai Bufan lowered his head and tapped his forehead lightly with the back of his hand, telling with a smile:

"I once deliberately estimated my score low after an exam. When others asked me, I sadly said I did poorly, wanting to be a 'study bitch' once, and then amaze everyone after the results came out."

"Result, your mother's, the actual score was even lower."

"You don't call this playing the pig to eat the tiger, brother," Lin Li shook his head, disdainfully: "You call this playing the pig to eat feed."

Bai Bufan gave the middle finger: "Grass!"

Zhou Baowei pricked up his ears: "Feed? Where is the feed?"

Noon.

The afternoon sun shone through the window, golden and bright.

The blackboard newspaper and wall painting came to an end, and the noisy noon also settled down, leaving only the noon trio.

Wang Yuezhi hung his face, still trying to eavesdrop on the whispering of the little couple in the back left.

"What are you writing?" Chen Yuying walked to Bai Bufan's empty seat with books and practice books, walking lightly.

She turned sideways, her curious gaze falling on Lin Li's hand, which was writing furiously on a piece of white paper.

"Speech draft, I might have to go up and speak next Monday." Lin Li answered after looking up upon hearing this.

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying leaned forward slightly, poking her head to look at the content on the draft paper.

"..."

"I heard someone say: Mr. Lin Li, I need a job, a piece of bread! Yes, you are right, life is really too important! But I want to tell you, there is something in this world more important than life! That is tuition!"

"Nansang compatriots! Do you know how much a piece of bread sells for in school now! Fifty million marks! A full fifty million marks!"

"And our principal, he sees Forbes as a poverty alleviation list, sees the 'Afang Palace Ode' as a 'Humble Room Ode,' thinks Wall Street is a slum, a hacker hacked him for 10 billion US dollars but he thinks it's his own automatic deduction not turned off, thinks Mbappe's market value is no different from 200 years ago, his pocket leaked a corner and Cixi picked it up and paid off the foreign debt, walking and walking, a Heart of Africa fell out of his pocket..."

"He spends our tuition money on wine and women! But forces us to study!"

"When a piece of bread sells for 50 million marks, our gun bolts must be pulled faster than anyone else!" ===== CHAPTER 393 =====