Chapter 393: Yang's child inherited the father's infertility

Seeing Chen Yuying's smile, Lin Li felt his resentment dissipate. This smile possessed such charm.

And as the poem "Fragment" says, you stand on the bridge looking at the scenery, and the person looking at the scenery is looking at you from the building.

Lin Li's smile, in the eyes of others, also has the same charm.

For instance, after Wang Yuezhi heard it, let alone the mere vanishing into thin air, he felt like he was about to have his body and soul destroyed, for fuck's sake.

Grass, tat, do you guys have to eat this damn little cake in the classroom?

"Why are you looking so sad?"

Chen Yuying's voice came lightly.

Wang Yuezhi's heart trembled. He turned his head and pretended to organize the schoolbag hanging on the chair, but actually took the opportunity to size up the two, then continued to hang his face.

—Sure enough, it wasn't said to him.

Although he didn't hold much hope in his heart, Wang Yuezhi still thought about that "what if."

What if Chen Yuying and Lin Li being together was actually to make him jealous...

Then Wang Yuezhi couldn't stand this thought himself, covering his face with one hand.

His thinking was gradually becoming less like a person.

Back row.

"Because I don't know how a normal human's speech draft should be written, I'm a bit unable to start." Hearing Chen Yuying's concern, Lin Li turned his head and shook the white paper in his hand without a single word written on it, shrugging his shoulders.

"Do you want me to give you some suggestions?" Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"Want you." Lin Li leaned toward the young girl without warning, staring straight at her, saying these two words softly but powerfully. After pausing for a few seconds like this, he continued to say the following words lightly:

"Give me some suggestions."

Chen Yuying, whose heartbeat skipped a beat, blinked, her pretty face blushing. Now she knew how high the damage of her prank just now was to Lin Li.

Yeah, it was indeed very bad.

But she would dare to do it next time.

Composing her mood, Chen Yuying pushed Lin Li's close face away with her fist and introduced:

"Under normal circumstances, a speech draft definitely needs a theme and content that can move people, but a morning exercise speech is just going through the motions. In fact, no one is really listening at all, so there's no need to put any heart into it; just grab a template from the internet and adjust it a little~"

Chen Yuying had indeed given many such task-based speeches since she was a child, so she was experienced.

Lin Li's eyes lit up.

"Arigato Meiyangyang-san!" Lin Li immediately leaned over the desk and started writing furiously.

But this bright look made Chen Yuying feel something was wrong.

"Why did you start writing directly?" Chen Yuying was a bit curious, "If you're copying a template, don't you wait until you get home tonight to check information and do it?"

"This is a task ordered by the principal. I feel I should put my heart into it, but your suggestion, Class Monitor, is very useful. I've already been enlightened. The content written in the speech draft now is definitely content that can move people!"

Lin Li wrote focusedly and rapidly. Upon hearing this, although he turned his head, his eyes were still locked on the draft paper.

Seeing the confident Lin Li, Chen Yuying smiled with relief: Great, something must have gone wrong somewhere!

So she leaned forward and took Lin Li's draft paper directly.

"Clothes hanger, feather duster, spiked club, meteor hammer, baseball bat, flashing double-headed dragon..."

Seeing the draft paper being taken away, Lin Li wasn't in a hurry to take it back, but looked at Chen Yuying expectantly, seeking approval: "Look, isn't this content very moving?"

Chen Yuying: "..."

"Yeah." Chen Yuying was speechless for a long time, and finally chose to nod.

It was too moving.

It not only moved the previous generation but could also move the next generation.

"But what kind of weapon is this flashing double-headed dragon? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Chen Yuying, who felt strange things were mixed in, was a bit curious and suspicious.

"This isn't important," Lin Li brushed it off with a laugh and reached out his hand: "Quick, while I'm still inspired, give it back to me, let me continue writing—"

"Sigh, why on earth did Teacher Xue and Principal Wang hand this matter over to you."

Chen Yuying rolled the draft paper into a cylinder, tapped Lin Li with it, and then said with a smile:

"Forget it, I'll prepare the speech draft for you."

Lin Li reached out to smooth his hair upon hearing this, his voice sounding frivolous: "Tsk, it seems I'm still too charming, even this kind of thing has people competing to help me do it."

Chen Yuying curved her eyes: "Lin Li, I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for Class 4."

Wang Yuezhi: "!"

Did you hear that, did you hear that!

There really is something about him! Even if Zhuo Yongfei came, he couldn't refute it! She really has him in her heart!

And it was specifically the position vacated after taking Lin Li out of her heart! The gold content is even higher!

Today's noon eavesdropping wasn't in vain!

Then Wang Yuezhi couldn't hold back again and covered his face with both hands.

How did he become like this...

"The face of Class 4 cannot be ruined by you. The inside is already rotten. If the face is also lost, then it's all over." Chen Yuying continued.

Yingbao's words are quite sincere.

Rubbing her head, Lin Li shook his head. He didn't really intend to hand his own business over to Chen Yuying: "I'll do it myself. Don't worry, no more pranks. When I get home, I'll copy and piece together a patchwork draft."

"It's okay, leave it to me. It's very fast. You have no experience, you definitely won't piece it together as well as I do." Chen Yuying said completely indifferently.

"Old Jian told me to give it to him this week, which should mean before Friday. You don't have a computer, it'll be too late

"I can just go borrow his computer," Chen Yuying thought for a moment, then laughed out loud: "He should be very, very supportive of me."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow; that was true.

If Xue Jian found out about this situation, he'd probably laugh so hard snot bubbles would pop out.

Of course, that's assuming he only knew "Chen Yuying is helping Lin Li out of a sense of responsibility as class monitor," rather than knowing "Chen Yuying and Lin Li are dating." If it were the latter, Xue Jian would probably be so angry he'd wipe his snot bubbles all over Lin Li's clothes.

Seeing Chen Yuying insist, and since it really wasn't a troublesome task, Lin Li nodded. Feeling secretly delighted inside and openly delighted on the surface, he handed it over to her.

Is this the happiness of having clothes brought to you and food fed to you?

"Then it seems the only thing left for me to do," Lin Li stood up, starting to show his true colors, "is to practice the Iron Mountain Lean!"

"Huh?" Chen Yuying was confused.

"I'm practicing dodging. I had a friend who was beaten into a 'One-Eared' by the Black Cat Detective during a speech... Speeches are very dangerous, and I don't want to follow in his footsteps."

Lin Li looked nostalgic and said gloomily.

Chen Yuying blinked. She really didn't want to admit one thing: she was already getting used to it.

I wonder if Lin Li still has a friend who was sprayed by a troll during a speech until their heart went cold?

Lin Li: "By the way, I have another friend..."

Chen Yuying laughed.

Sigh, the young girl patted her own head, just pretending her merit points hadn't been deducted.

Wednesday, early morning.

"No prior criminal record, is this your first time?"

"Yeah."

"You're quite young, and you have hands and feet, so why go down this path of petty theft with no return?"

Yang Liang, having nothing to do after checking the information on his phone, sighed with slight regret toward the thief squatting on the ground beside him.

"Short on money," the thief squatting on the ground replied dully:

"What's the use of having hands and feet? They can't bring me any changes at all. Manual labor only earns that little bit of money. Every month when the salary comes in, I don't even look at the breakdown; I just think it's a refund for something I bought..."

"It's very simple to make money with hands and feet. Have you ever considered accidentally sticking your hands and feet into a machine while working? I guarantee you can earn a sum that's more than 'just that little bit' of money, starting at five hundred thousand."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li offered advice like a beacon of light for life, but then he added a reminder:

"But you have to be careful to be precise with your 'accident.' Last time at the factory, I originally wanted to accidentally fall into the machine.

But I was disappointed; I accidentally fell onto a female colleague's butt. After an epic lung-clearing, my tongue also accidentally slid out due to gravity and licked it a few times. As a result of this mistake, I didn't earn five hundred thousand; I paid out five hundred thousand."

The thief: "..."

You are very careless then.

"Stop coming up with crooked ideas here!"

Yang Liang reached out and slapped Lin Li on the head, annoyed.

"Then should I come up with some straight ideas?" Seeing that Yang Liang looked like he wanted to chase him down and hit him, Lin Li dodged to the side, then his expression became a bit more serious as he looked at the thief, his words sincere and gentle:

"Buddy, shortcuts are always crooked paths. Keeping your feet on the ground is the right way. How could hard work not lead to change?"

"Don't limit your vision to the present. Look at my Uncle Yang; he is the best example..."

Lin Li pointed at Yang Liang.

And Yang Liang, seeing Lin Li was about to use him as a positive example, couldn't help but straighten his body.

"When he was young, he was just like you, really poor. But my uncle relied on hard work, kept his feet on the ground, and worked for a few years, and his life changed: he is no longer young."

The thief, Yang Liang: "?"

"Hiss—"

Lin Li, who had been kicked in the butt by Yang Liang, gasped.

"You brat, you get to squat here too. From now on, you also get to enjoy suspect treatment," Yang Liang scolded with a laugh, "I shouldn't have believed that a human voice could come out of your mouth."

Lin Li: "Is Uncle not young anymore?"

Lin Li felt there was nothing wrong with what he had just said.

Yang Liang took a deep breath and gradually revealed a smile: "Lin Li, do you know that last time I was on duty, my police baton accidentally fell out and rolled five or six times on the suspect's face, bringing a tooth down to the ground with it?"

Oh damn, why didn't you say so sooner!

Lin Li felt there was something wrong with what he had just said.

However, Uncle Yang's learning ability is quite good. Meeting a mentor like him can be considered his good fortune.

Lin Li then squatted down beside the thief.

At the same time, he gave the thief beside him some advice:

"Your head-covering posture isn't standard. Don't stick your fingers in your hair, press your wrists down, press your wrists down to protect the back of your head. Also, bury your face lower, don't let these cops see our expressions, it's easy to irritate them. Also, keep your legs together, don't spread them out, that way your target is smaller."