Chapter 402: Bai Bufan doesn't like eating raw food

"I am a man after all... a husband to a wife... a father to a child..."

"Between a man and a man... can it actually be like this..."

"So strange... I seem to have fallen in love with this feeling, I'm sorry... wife... Watashi... really am a proper man..."

Bai Bufan's voice, carrying decadence, forbearance, restraint, and sadness, also drifted faintly from behind Lin Li at this time.

Lin Li: "?"

Are there even higher masters?

"No, Bai Bufan, are you sick? I'm acting in a Japanese drama in front, and you're acting in a Sichuan opera behind me. Who can stand this?"

Lin Li couldn't hold it anymore, cursing and breaking free from Bai Bufan's hands.

Waiting for both to shut up, looking at Ding Sihan who was also laughing opposite, Lin Li touched his chin, raised his eyebrows, and made a reasonable speculation:

"Ding Zi, so you also often appreciate... hmm?"

"Don't slander!" The teasingly elongated tone made Ding Sihan's face turn a little red, and she denied it for the first time:

"This meme is quite popular on the internet recently. I only remembered the lines after I saw it last night. I don't watch this kind of thing usually. Who is as disgusting as you!"

"No need to scold like that..."

Bai Bufan whispered to defend his good friend.

—Of course, the good friend Bai Bufan was talking about was the "this kind of thing" in Ding Sihan's words just now.

As for Lin Li, he was indeed disgusting, no problem, scolded well.

Lin Li, who was scolded, just smiled, but didn't really intend to discuss this topic deeply with the girls. He knew when to stop, so he didn't answer.

But to be honest, Lin Li felt that after finding a Japanese girlfriend, there were really too many points to pay attention to:

Friends, colleagues, superiors, and neighbors cannot be brought home, she cannot be left alone at home to order takeout and take out the trash, if the father is old he has to be sent to live in the countryside, if something is broken at home you have to fix it yourself, she cannot work in professions like nurse, teacher, secretary, when going shopping, beauty salon, massage, hospital, gym, taking the bus, subway, train, elevator, you must accompany her, you cannot owe anyone money, you can never be drunk, if you encounter difficulties you must never tell her, after having children, parent-teacher meetings must be attended by yourself, and children are strictly forbidden from bringing male classmates home to play...

Sigh, it's really not easy.

"Are there any dishes that haven't been served?" Retracting his thoughts, Lin Li looked around the table and asked.

"Let me see," Qu Wanqiu, who was closest to the receipt, picked up the receipt and compared it with the dishes that had already been served, nodding: "There's still the sashimi platter, sesame octopus, eel rice..."

As she was speaking, a waiter walked over quickly with a tray and put down another dish.

"Hello, waiter, is there water?" Lin Li asked while he was at it.

"Yes, sir. Just walk over there to the self-service area. There are three kinds of free offerings: barley tea, plain water, and miso soup. Among them, miso soup is only hot, and the others are cold or hot, choose freely."

It was quite busy now, so the waiter didn't have time to help Lin Li get it, so he chose to point out the direction.

Lin Li didn't intend to trouble others either, nodded to show he understood, and when he stood up, seeing that the girls' cups were also empty, he asked the "Three People and One Dog":

"I'm going to get some water, what do you want to drink?"

"We don't need any, there are two drinks in the set meal, the three of us will share them." Ding Sihan waved her hand, indicating it wasn't necessary.

—Because the way of ordering was set meal + a la carte, not a five-person meal, so there weren't five cups.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan naturally didn't care at all about these two drinks being snatched away by the girls. In fact, it was precisely because they had become good friends that they would do this.

"How about you?" Lin Li only looked at Bai Bufan.

"Barley tea, I guess."

"Cold or hot?"

"I'm on my period recently." Bai Bufan might be speaking human language, but it was impossible for Bai Bufan to speak human language.

"Okay." Lin Li naturally understood what Bai Bufan meant and left.

Ding Sihan also understood what Bai Bufan meant. After Lin Li left, she rummaged through her bag and found a pack of sanitary pads, handing it to Bai Bufan without a word.

Bai Bufan: "...?"

Seeing that Bai Bufan didn't move, Ding Sihan ignored Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu, who were already laughing so hard they couldn't straighten up, kept a straight face, pointed at the sanitary pad with her fingertips, lifted her chin, and urged him—hurry up and take it.

"..."

"Damn."

"Thanks, sister, but no need, I brought my own." Bai Bufan's mouth twitched, and finally, he gritted his teeth and waved his hand.

"Okay." Ding Sihan finally stopped being mute and retracted her hand with satisfaction.

Bai Bufan covered his forehead with his left hand, and after a long time, he looked up at Ding Sihan and gave a sincere suggestion:

"Ding Sihan, I suggest you hang out with me and Lin Li less in the future. This is not a good thing for you."

"Heh," Ding Sihan smiled, then the smile gradually disappeared, replaced by melancholy and sadness. She looked up at the ceiling: "I, it seems, can't go back..."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Your mother!

This reaction is also very Lin Li!!

Really can't hang out with him anymore!

It took a long time for Lin Li to come back with two cups.

"Why did it take so long to come back? Did you go to the bathroom along the way? Don't pee in my cup, okay?" Bai Bufan asked casually.

Lin Li didn't answer, but handed the cup, which was still steaming with heat, to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan took it, looked at the cup mouth, and sniffed suspiciously: "Is this barley tea? Why doesn't it look like it?"

Barley tea shouldn't be this red, and it didn't smell right either.

Although it certainly wasn't urine, Bai Bufan still didn't dare to drink it.

He looked at Lin Li's cup, and then was even more certain of this—at a glance, he could see that the one in Lin Li's cup was the real barley tea.

Lin Li smiled gently and gave the answer: "This is brown sugar water."

Bai Bufan: "(; o_o)?"

"This place also provides brown sugar water?" Bai Bufan asked in surprise.

"No, I just ran to a nearby convenience store to buy brown sugar, and specifically brewed it for you when I came back." Lin Li took out a pack of brown sugar powder that had only been used a little and threw it in front of Bai Bufan.

"..."

"..."

After a brief silence, the three girls opposite reacted first.

Ding Sihan: "Wow~~"

Qu Wanqiu: "So warm~~"

Chen Yuying: "Wish you happiness."

They were very moved; today was another day of shedding tears for someone else's love.

"DAMN!!!"

And Bai Bufan, who had been silent the longest, finally let out a relieved "damn" after a few seconds.

No wonder it took so long to get a drink; the bastard ran directly outside the store, could it not take long?

Bai Bufan decided never to choose "or" when Lin Li gave an "a or b" option again, because this bastard Lin Li could directly change the question based on the answer you chose.

When Bai Bufan suddenly saw Lin Li's hand reaching toward the other pocket, his pupils shrank, he moved his butt outward, rushed forward, and pressed Lin Li's hand through his pants:

"Don't! Don't take out the sanitary pad and give it to me! Put it in your own pocket! I don't want it even if you take it out!"

"Eh? Holy crap, how did you know?" Lin Li was a bit surprised, because he did buy a pack on the way.

Hearing this predictable answer, Bai Bufan finally smiled with relief again.

Moving back to his position, sipping the brown sugar water, he waved his hand at Lin Li, just sighing:

"Lin Li, you and Ding Sihan can actually think of the same thing, I'm even a little..."

Before he could finish, Chen Yuying: Stare—

Feeling this gaze that swept over, Bai Bufan immediately shut up, and the next second he hit the table with his forehead:

"Class monitor, I meant I wanted to kowtow, I won't kowtow to them first, I'll kowtow to you a few times."

Just now he was wishing him and Lin Li happiness; it seems it was a lie.

Chen Yuying accepted the kowtow generously and also winked at Lin Li generously.

Lin Li responded with a raised eyebrow.

"Okay, let's eat, order more if it's not enough."

During the time Lin Li left, the dishes that hadn't been served were basically all served, Ding Sihan said with a smile.

Lin Li, who hadn't sat down firmly, scanned the table, his gaze lingering on a few dishes.

Then he reached out and moved the sashimi platter that was still exuding a cold chill in front of Bai Bufan to the opposite side, in front of Qu Wanqiu—the position furthest from Bai Bufan.

Qu Wanqiu was stunned for a moment, then gave a thumbs-up, her tone exaggerated: "Not even willing to let Bai Bufan feel a bit of cold air, this is too considerate."

The girls booed again.

"That's not it," Lin Li interrupted the spell, his tone flat: "It's simply because Bai Bufan doesn't eat raw food. It's hard for you to pick it up if it's in front of him, and he doesn't eat it either, which is bad for everyone."

"Hmm?" Ding Sihan frowned and looked at Bai Bufan: "Bai Bufan, don't you eat raw food? Why didn't you say so just now? We could not have ordered it."

"I do eat it?" Bai Bufan was stunned himself, then looked at Lin Li in surprise: "You bastard, when did I say I don't eat it?"

Lin Li looked confused: "When I treated you to it last time, didn't you say you couldn't eat it and wouldn't eat it?"

"When? You treated me to this? Why don't I remember?" Bai Bufan became more and more confused as he listened.

Seeing Lin Li speaking so seriously, Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and prepared for battle: I feel like I'm about to become a joke again.

Lin Li: "In the chemistry lab."

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"..." ===== CHAPTER 403 =====