Chapter 403: This chapter is temporarily unavailable due to risk

How did he get angry at himself while eating?

And why did he suddenly start pointing at the eel rice and saying some language humans couldn't understand in a long-winded way?

Something like "The commander of the three armies can be taken away, but the ambition of the raw meat cannot be taken away," "Heaven moves, raw meat slices, the gentleman strives for self-improvement," "Old horse in the stable, ambition in a thousand miles; no translation, really damn it"...

Forget it, after all, it's these two. Even if the "Three People" now saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan suddenly decide to become sworn brothers with eel meat, they wouldn't be surprised, at most they would stay away from the two and pretend not to know them.

Eat it or not, whatever.

The girls shook their heads, exchanged a helpless look, and lowered their heads to chat among themselves, ignoring the two.

The barley tea in the cup hit the bottom, and Lin Li got up to get another refill.

"Wait, get me a cup too," Bai Bufan saw this and hurriedly drank the remaining brown sugar water in the cup, handing the cup to Lin Li:

"The sugar water is sticky, not quenching at all. This time, I want the proper barley tea that this shop offers for free, cold, thanks, Daddy."

Because a clear instruction was given, Lin Li's code had to run normally, and soon, he came back with two drinks.

"Yeah..."

Lin Li smacked his lips and glanced at the bowl of miso soup in front of him with disgust.

"Why, is this not good?" Bai Bufan asked after capturing Lin Li's expression.

"Hmm, not really," Lin Li said bluntly, "It's like salty dishwater, feels like you have to have something with it to swallow it."

Anyway, he didn't know if it was the reason for this shop's miso soup, but in short, after Lin Li drank it, he couldn't say "umami" or "oishii" against his will.

"Then let it sit for a while, maybe it will taste better." Bai Bufan suggested.

"Have you drunk it before? Will it be better after it gets cold?" Lin Li asked curiously, seeing Bai Bufan's suggestion was quite serious.

Bai Bufan: "No, I heard that time dilutes everything. Didn't you say it's salty? After time dilutes it, maybe the taste will be much better."

Lin Li: "..."

Your mother.

That time is too capable of diluting.

Seeing Lin Li's middle finger, Bai Bufan was like encountering the perfect side dish when drinking, drinking his iced barley tea, satisfied, shaking his head: "Tea is still better."

Lin Li, hearing this, glanced at him sideways, a sneer hooking the corner of his mouth.

"Any opinions?" It was too obvious, Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.

"Nothing." Lin Li waved his hand with a smile, but his eyes were full of pity and disdain, "Just felt the pathetic thick wall between me, an adult, and you guys."

"No?" Bai Bufan frowned, "I only said five words in total just now. I can understand if you read my homesickness, but how can you read a thick wall?"

"Because only you kids would say drinking tea." Lin Li said lightly.

"Oh—? Then I'm curious, how do you adults say it?" Bai Bufan chuckled, dragging out the tone.

Lin Li: "Adult products."

"..."

"..."

"Haven't you heard of it?" Lin Li asked.

"..."

In the silence, the temperature in the shop seemed to drop by many degrees.

"Your mother, so cold..." Bai Bufan shivered, wrapped his jacket around himself, looked at Lin Li, then shook his head, looking away without wanting to see.

Is this Lin Li's counterattack against his time, hehe.

"Stop telling cold jokes," Chen Yuying, with a shallow smile, had already wiped the corners of her mouth meticulously with a tissue, looked up at the two boys, and raised her chin slightly: "The rest is up to you."

The girls were all basically full.

"OK." Lin Li and Bai Bufan nodded, then entered the Baowei mode, starting to act like rice buckets.

"..."

"Click."

Hearing the sound of Lin Li and Bai Bufan putting their chopsticks on the porcelain plate, Ding Sihan, who was looking at her phone, looked up. The two were also wiping their mouths, so she confirmed: "Done?"

"Mm-hmm."

"Full."

The two nodded.

"Okay, Wanqiu, give me the receipt, I'll go pay the bill." Ding Sihan reached out to hook the receipt on Qu Wanqiu's side.

"Wait a minute—"

Lin Li elegantly held the tissue with two fingers, slowly wiped his lips twice more, then flicked his wrist, and the tissue landed precisely in front of Bai Bufan.

Then Lin Li maintained the posture of those two fingers, calmly reached into his pocket, and took out a bank card.

With a light flick of his wrist, the bank card landed on the table in front of Ding Sihan with a snap.

When he noticed Ding Sihan's gaze looking over, Lin Li had three parts coldness, three parts mockery, and four parts indifference in his eyes, tapped the table lazily with his finger, his tone arrogant, domineering, and frivolous:

"How can paying the bill be without me? Ding Zi, six zeros, take it and swipe it."

Ding Sihan sneered: "Heh, fooling a fool? Banks don't allow setting a password with six zeros. At least fool me before you lie to me?"

However, Lin Li's eyes were suddenly innocent and pure, and his tone was instantly normal:

"I didn't say the password was six zeros, I said the balance was six zeros."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"The meaning of me giving you this card is—"

Lin Li put his hands together, his voice fawning:

"Sister Ding, I'm so poor I can't even open the pot. After you pay, remember the card number, and then send me some money, a hundred or two hundred is affection, one cent or two cents is also love. Anyway, just treat this money as feeding a dog, I beg you, Sister Ding."

From arrogant boss to fawning puppy, Lin Li only needed three seconds.

Ding Sihan: "(; o_o)?"

"Are you sick! Begging for food from me!"

After reacting to what this guy Lin Li was saying, Ding Sihan was exhausted, having to scold him while suppressing the corners of her mouth.

"Considering you were fooled by me once," Lin Li returned to human form, stood up, took the receipt directly from Ding Sihan's hand, and smiled, "Ding Zi, this meal, my treat."

"Consider you having filial piety." Ding Sihan wasn't polite either, having no intention of refusing, feeling at ease.

Lin Li was about to walk out when his clothes were suddenly pulled.

Looking back, he saw Bai Bufan saying to Lin Li word by word with a serious face: "Brother, fool me once quickly, urgent."

"Baby, for you, I'll treat you even without fooling you."

Bai Bufan nodded with satisfaction, not because of brotherly love, but because he knew very well that Lin Li was just fooling him with this sentence.

So the prerequisite for fooling once and treating to a meal was achieved.

So Lin Li treated.

"I'll go find someone to pay the bill, you guys clean up." Seeing Bai Bufan understood, Lin Li signaled.

"Okay."

The "Three People and One Dog" cleaned up for a few seconds and found Lin Li still standing by the table, looking up at him with some confusion.

And Lin Li was currently looking around, his eyes burning, surpassing lightning.

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Finding someone to pay the bill." Lin Li looked back and explained as a matter of course.

"The front desk is right by the entrance," Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly, a strand of hair sliding down her cheek, adding a bit more confusion, "Are you waiting for the waiter?"

Are you releasing your charm in every move, Hazi Ying, really can't do anything about you.

"No, I'm waiting for an opportunity." Lin Li could only explain further.

Bai Bufan suddenly frowned, finding that things didn't seem simple. He rushed forward and pulled Lin Li's clenched left hand.

Then he saw that in Lin Li's hand, he didn't know when, he was holding a bottle cap.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan's mouth twitched twice, then he completely couldn't hold it anymore:

"What kind of finding someone to pay the bill is this!!"

"Shut up—"

For Bai Bufan, he didn't need the gentleness he had for Chen Yuying. Lin Li was too lazy to look at Bai Bufan directly, his gaze continuing to search in the restaurant.

Now everything is ready, only missing a temperamental Freljordian.

"Found it! That seems to be the Northeast big brother! Bufan, you carry the speaker and follow behind me, remember to help me play 'Take the hardships of yesterday to exchange for a little happiness and satisfaction tomorrow' later."

"Retard—"

Bai Bufan smiled and gave a standard middle finger.

The internet is all lies. The Northeast big brother didn't treat them, and instead asked Lin Li if the ball on his neck was a basket, how could a stinky local come to him, an outsider, to beg for food.

So, in the end, Lin Li still took out the New Year's money he originally intended to give to Wu Min to pay the bill.

"Wait a minute, Lin Li, you said you were treating Bai Bufan and Sihan, and Yuying is your girlfriend, so is it just me who has to transfer money to you?" Walking out of the restaurant, the noon breeze blowing, Qu Wanqiu frowned.

Pausing, without waiting for Lin Li to answer, Qu Wanqiu's brows relaxed, and after self-relieving: "Then I won't transfer either."

Lin Li nodded with satisfaction, gave a thumbs-up, his tone kind: "As expected of my daughter."

"But you used this shamelessness in the wrong place. As a father, I certainly won't be biased. Even if you want face, as a father, I won't collect your money, Chiu Chiu."

"I deserve it."

"Tsk—heh—"

Bai Bufan on the side suddenly let out a meaningful sigh, also shaking his head in cooperation, his gaze toward Lin Li full of deep pity.

"What's the matter?" Lin Li noticed this gaze, turned his head to look at Bai Bufan and asked. ===== CHAPTER 404 =====