Chapter 412: The Liangzi market and Liangzi love accident
One must not have the heart to harm others, but one must have the heart to guard against others.
In this world, some people are so bad that they use flashlights to shine on Gatanothor when they are children, donate stomach-digesting pills to poverty-stricken mountainous areas when they grow up, install universal wheels on the canes of nursing homes when they are old, and before they die, they don't chew and swallow a large amount of popcorn-specific corn kernels just to make a pop when they are cremated.
Living in such a society, being cautious is as it should be.
Moreover, this matter at hand also concerns Xue Jian's own interests; one has to guard against it.
Maybe the corridor surveillance was filming, so in the process of Lin Li following Guo Zhun to escort the answer sheets, Xue Jian didn't make a move, just looked at Lin Li with extremely complex eyes.
The degree of complexity was no longer something humans could describe. They say eyes are the windows of the soul, so Xue Jian seemed to have crashed a bit; perhaps he could consider changing to a Mac.
On the way downstairs to eat at the cafeteria, Lin Li passed the bulletin board.
The "Come and look→" and "←General students please take this as a warning" that he had posted on the left and right sides of the processing circular had been torn off. Who was it? Really hateful.
—Just say that some people are born bad seeds; even doing this kind of thing that harms others and doesn't benefit oneself.
Cursing a few times that the world was really going downhill, Lin Li still stepped forward and carefully wiped the glass on the outside of the processing circular with his school uniform sleeve to ensure that if any pilgrims came, they could see it more clearly.
After finishing lunch in the cafeteria, he returned to the Class 4 classroom.
Math is a subject where usually only students with particularly good grades and particularly bad grades hand in their papers early, so after Lin Li returned to the classroom, there was no one there.
People who would come to the classroom at noon were now all in the cafeteria.
"No one can say~ no one can tell~ so hard to bear~ behind the glory is engraved a trace of loneliness~"
Humming "In the Name of the Father," Lin Li thought that Huawei should improve its quality control; otherwise, what was the point of having loneliness engraved on the back of a phone just bought?
For Lin Li, there was no need for so-called review, so he stole leisure from his busyness and chose to lean on the corridor railing to look into the distance—referring to the Grade 2 teaching building opposite.
Looking out, waiting.
Until a burst of light footsteps approached from far to near, finally stopping by his side, and the familiar, slightly sweet and warm faint fragrance also drifted over.
Lin Li turned his head and met Chen Yuying's eyes that carried a natural smile.
She was quietly looking at him, the afternoon light softly reflecting on her face, making that smile look exceptionally gentle.
"Class monitor, do you know what the antonym of loneliness is?"
Lin Li was deep and melancholy, his vicissitudes-filled eyes were full of ciliary body, cornea, crystalline lens, vitreous body, pupil, iris, and retina.
To Lin Li's abrupt and strange question, Chen Yuying blinked.
Although she knew that the answer she got using human thinking must be wrong, in order for Lin Li to happily say the content he had prepared, she still followed the thread and answered softly:
"Liveliness?"
"Wrong," Lin Li chuckled, shook his head, and looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees: "The answer is me."
"Why?" Chen Yuying tilted her head, curiosity rippling in the bottom of her eyes.
"Because—" Lin Li hummed with a slightly proud laugh, the corners of his mouth hooked into a Nike, turned his head to look at Chen Yuying again, and gently held her soft cheeks with both hands to knead:
"Loneliness is the norm, and I am a pervert."
Chen Yuying: "【ヘ?】"
"Class monitor, I want to suck your fingers, is that okay?"
Seeing Chen Yuying not speaking, Lin Li worried that Chen Yuying didn't believe what he said, so he raised Chen Yuying's right hand to his lips like a hand-kissing ceremony and asked politely.
A pervert and a gentleman are not conflicting things.
"Of course not—"
Coming back to her senses, the smile instantly dispelled the confusion and bloomed on the girl's bright face.
Especially when facing Lin Li's self-satisfied expression, Chen Yuying really found it hard to hold back.
Pulling back her hand, Chen Yuying hammered Lin Li's shoulder with slight force, shook her head with a smile: "What exactly are you proud of!"
Lin Li: "Little Lin, are you very proud, aren't you?"
"Huh?" To Lin Li's abrupt and inexplicable sentence, Chen Yuying's expression was cutely confused.
It was still caused by being too pure.
This is the consequence of not watching Liu Bei properly when young; everyone, take this as a warning.
"How was the exam this morning?" Lin Li naturally couldn't explain this to Chen Yuying, so he changed the subject and asked.
"Just normal, didn't feel particularly simple, but didn't feel very difficult either. Checked after finishing, there are six points I'm not sure if I can get, but it should be no problem."
After Chen Yuying answered in a light tone, she immediately looked at Lin Li and asked back: "How about you."
"Me? I got a block of questions wrong."
"Which... block of questions?" Hearing that the measure word wasn't "item," Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment.
"Isn't there three blocks of questions in math, multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, and solution, I got one of the blocks wrong." Lin Li gestured to the air seriously.
Then, seeing that Chen Yuying seemed to not understand Chinese, Lin Li smiled and explained his approach to the math multiple-choice questions this morning.
"Why did you do that?" After listening to Lin Li's introduction, Chen Yuying nodded, and then confusion floated between her brows.
"To help you solve the biggest opponent for your return to the throne of class first and winning the grade first."
Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying affectionately:
"This way, as long as you perform normally, your grades will improve compared to the last time, especially class second becoming class first again. After Auntie knows, she won't feel that falling in love affected your grades, and she can be more at ease with me."
Chen Yuying blinked.
Wanted to call this guy a fool.
But it just stayed at the stage of wanting to.
Nothing to be reluctant about, purely worried that Lin Li was scolded and felt great.
"Young Master Lin, I improved, then what about your grades?" Chen Yuying sighed lightly, with a helpless and indulgent smile.
"Me? Am I important?" Lin Li looked indifferent.
"No matter how heavy you are, I want you." Chen Yuying nodded without hesitation, those beautiful eyes looking straight into the bottom of Lin Li's eyes, and repeated clearly: "You are very important."
Lin Li: "(* ̄︶ ̄)~~"
So great.
Yingbao's sneak attack is too great!
"Even if I become like Liangzi, do you still want me?" Lin Li decided to tease her.
"Who is Liangzi?" Chen Yuying frowned.
"Yingbao, do you know the Quetzalcoatlus? It was born in the late Cretaceous period about 84 million to 65 million years ago, with a shoulder height of 6 meters and a wingspan of 12 meters. It is the largest flying animal known to humans. You might be very curious why I suddenly introduced this, because it is 40 jin lighter than Liangzi."
Lin Li popularized science for Chen Yuying:
"You throw things at Liangzi, the things won't hit Liangzi, but will circle around Liangzi, known as Little Baowei."
Chen Yuying: "..."
She even thought at first that Liangzi was like Greenzi or Yuzi, some Japanese girl's or animal's name. Now... the fantasy was completely shattered.
Chen Yuying thought for a while and said to Lin Li seriously: "Lin Li, if you are this heavy, then I don't want you."
Lin Li: "(へ╬)!!"
"Hey!!! No!"
"It was just said well, why did it change? Was it just words to coax me? Woman, your name is lie!"
"But... they all say that being loved grows flesh and blood, you like me so much, I might really be this heavy in the future!"
Chen Yuying shook her head, her expression more serious: "Lin Li, that of yours can't be called flesh and blood, it's lard."
Lin Li: "ovo."
Yingbao pretending to be serious is also quite cute.
Being loved grows flesh and blood, being spoiled grows lard.
It seems Chen Yuying is unwilling to spoil herself.
Hmm, but this sentence is quite good, keep it in mind, find a chance to use it to attack Baowei.
—This is brotherhood, bro, think of your buddy the first time you have something good.
"Alright, off-topic," Chen Yuying took back the subject, "Although you are very heavy and I don't want you, but your grades have slipped. If Auntie Wu feels that I affected your grades, what should we do?"
"She won't." Lin Li answered at the speed of light, "Auntie Wu can't possibly find any problems with you; she will only find problems with me."
Chen Yuying felt something was strange, then raised an eyebrow and found something wrong: "Why do you also call her Auntie Wu?"
Lin Li was expressionless: "Because since the parent-teacher meeting, I cannot admit or reveal that she is my mother in front of anyone without her permission."
Chen Yuying: "?"
Then Lin Li's family relationship is too harmonious.
It's not sarcasm; Chen Yuying really feels that the relationship between Lin Li and Wu Min is particularly good.
"But there's no need for this." But regarding the grades, Chen Yuying still felt it was inappropriate.
"Alright, then I can only tell you the real reason. I'm purely taking revenge on Old Jian..."
Seeing that Chen Yuying seemed to really think so, Lin Li repeated the reason he explained to Xue Jian this morning.
After listening, Chen Yuying had a complex expression, not knowing what to say.
Lin Li had told him last night about Xue Jian going to the Class 20 exam room to proctor, but this 'revenge method' hadn't been mentioned in advance.
So childish, but indeed so Lin Li.
When Lin Li was assigned to Class 4 upon entering high school, it was truly Xue Jian's misfortune. ===== CHAPTER 413 =====
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