Chapter 413: Little Bear: It

Although his heart was full of the desire to complain, considering that the customer in front of him was God, the store manager swallowed these words back into his stomach.

Putting himself in their shoes, God is not easy either; he should be considerate.

—According to unofficial history, God once tried to grab his jersey before the fall of the "Prisoner," but ended up being stretched thin.

Oh my man, god, what can I say?

Why is the "Prisoner" so bad?

"Handsome guy, how to cut it?" After washing his hair, the store manager asked while draping the hairdressing cape over Lin Li.

"Just trim it a little, no need to cut it too short." Lin Li raised his eyes slightly, looking at the store manager in the mirror and requesting.

"Alright!"

Although the store manager agreed very readily, Lin Li didn't let his guard down.

Based on the bloody experience of his own and others' lives, hairdressers belong to a separate biological classification; they have their own language and are almost unable to understand human requirements, especially when getting a haircut or perm.

Once, when Lin Li was young and getting a haircut at another shop.

The hairdresser also asked Lin Li "Handsome guy, how to cut it."

At that time, Lin Li answered "Don't cut or push directly, you clip it up and cut it"—this could ensure that he had a bottom-line length left and it wouldn't be too short.

Although the hairdresser was a bit embarrassed, he nodded and agreed, and then began to clip it up and cut—

"Brother~ look, is it okay if I clip it like this and cut it for you~?"

Lin Li: "(へ╬)!!"

Your mom's.

That B hairdresser, the voice was clipped.

A big man clipped out a sweet girl voice that could be used for online dating, which directly listened to the then-little Lin Li to death.

Therefore, although it wasn't his first time consuming at this shop and this store manager should be more reliable, Lin Li still kept his eyes wide like copper bells throughout the haircut, staring straight at the mirror. If there was any disturbance, he would discuss and confirm with the store manager immediately.

In fact, one of the two core reasons why many people get disfigured after a haircut is that they are too embarrassed to speak up.

They have to draft a sentence countless times in their hearts, and even don't say it until the end. Finally, after the haircut and blow-dry, even though they are dissatisfied with themselves in the mirror, when the hairdresser asks how it is, they choose to nod and say it's okay, then go home and sulk and drop little pearls.

Another reason is nearsightedness.

Lin Li is not nearsighted, but according to Zhang Haoyang, every time he gets a haircut and looks in the mirror, because of nearsightedness, he feels there is still a lot of hair left during the haircut process, but when the haircut ends and Zhang Haoyang puts on his glasses, oh ho, where did the hairless little braised egg come from?

After Zhang Haoyang walked out of the barbershop after that haircut, he vaguely saw a few monkeys holding sticks beating the hairdresser when he looked back.

Time passed.

"Phew—"

Finally, the store manager breathed a long sigh of relief and confirmed:

"Is it okay like this in the end?"

There wasn't much hair on the ground, but it did take nearly an hour—most of the time was spent on fine-tuning.

He wouldn't be annoyed either. In the case of spending more money, being demanding is reasonable; what most people really hate is spending little money and being demanding.

"Mm, wash it." Lin Li looked left and right, and after sensing the length of the hair on the back with his spiritual sense, he nodded with satisfaction.

Cut like not cut—Lin Li believed this was the highest realm of hairdressing.

After everything was done, he confirmed with the store manager when the shop would open tomorrow morning, made an appointment for a blow-dry, Lin Li found a restaurant to eat, and then went home.

There was nothing to talk about in the evening.

Chatting, dating, bullshitting, cultivating, Lin Li would occasionally play a few games to relax, and occasionally play a few.

The next day, morning.

The weather forecast and the "Heavenly Machine Mirror" did not deceive him. It was cloudy, the sky was a calm lead gray, the clouds were not thick, but not thin either, covering the sky.

To be honest, it was quite suitable for going out to play.

After finishing the "Expansion Eight-Section Exercise," although Lin Li almost wouldn't sweat now due to the weather and physical fitness, he still took a shower.

Question: Why does Lin Li smell the bath towel after taking a shower and wiping his body?

Answer: Because of the tulip.

Alright, it has nothing to do with tulips; it's just that Lin Li is intoxicated by his own beauty and spirit and cannot extricate himself.

"Elephant~ elephant~ why is your nose so long~"

"If I were Shin-chan, I'm afraid even the elephant would have to avoid my edge."

Lin Li was a bit suspicious, was "Crossing the Lingding Ocean" a poem written by Wen Tianxiang after passing through a Chengdu bathhouse?

And "Sighing for loneliness in the Lingding Ocean" was because those zeros were too short.

If what Mr. Wen saw at that time was Lin Li, perhaps this poem would be "Praising Lin Ding in the Lingding Ocean."

As for why Lin Ding was in the Lingding Ocean, don't worry about adults' business.

Taking a shower is like this; it's suitable for singing, and also suitable for divergent thinking—or rather, going crazy.

After going crazy and finishing the shower, Lin Li came to the wardrobe. There was no need to struggle with what to wear today, because he had already struggled last night.

Now he just needed to put on the answer he finally got last night.

Lin Li also carried a crossbody bag, but there was nothing in the bag at the moment.

As for why he did this, it was a cover for his "Qiankun Ring" and "Li-Fire Sword-Raising Gourd."

To be honest, there were too many things Lin Li could 'pull out of thin air' now. If needed, he could even pull out a machine gun—Shi Dongchen gave it to him in the doomsday world.

Putting some things in the bag casually, making it look bulging like Zeng Ziang's lion, made it convenient to use as Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket later.

Calculating the opening time of the barbershop, Lin Li went on time.

Wash and blow-dry.

Still nothing too fancy, just blowing out layers and textures.

When paying with his phone at checkout, Lin Li saw the message Chen Yuying sent a minute ago.

"Chen Yuying: I'm downstairs at your place."

So fast.

To avoid the freshly done hair from being blown messy by the wind, Lin Li walked here, so he also walked back, just in time to reply to the message.

"Lin Li: Why don't you look at what time it is now?"

"Chen Yuying: Eight thirteen."

"Lin Li: Then what time did we agree to 'get angry'?"

"Chen Yuying: Eight thirty."

"Lin Li: You also know it's eight thirty? Then why are you still not punctual? Do you have no sense of time at all? This is already -17 minutes late! 'Angry' 'Angry' 'Angry'"

"Chen Yuying: If you are fierce to me again, I'll cry."

"Lin Li: Sumimasen Yingying-chan, look at the trouble this caused. Just now my second personality awakened, took away my body, which caused the voice to be a bit loud. Now I apologize to you."

"Chen Yuying: If you're not better, take your time, no need to rush."

"Lin Li: I'll be better soon."

"Lin Li: By the way, there's no one at my place now. If you wait at the door, will you be cold? Why don't you go to my place and sit?"

Wait a minute!

Your mom's! This B input method!

"Lin Li withdrew a message."

"Lin Li: By the way, there's no one at my place now. If you wait at the door, will you be cold? Why don't you go to my place and sit?"

"Chen Yuying: Pervert."

"Chen Yuying: Not going, if I go, it'll be over!"

Damn it, actually saw it!

But this was really a bit of a grievance.

"Lin Li: Typo! This time it's really a typo! The input method put it in the first place, I clicked it directly! Believe me! Yuying, you should know, it's really my own perverted behavior, I never deny it!"

"Lin Li: The pervert is the input method, not me!"

"Lin Li: Please heavens, distinguish between loyal and traitorous!"

"Chen Yuying: So, you mean, when you downloaded this input method, it was already this perverted?"

"Lin Li:..."

"Lin Li: Yes 'Appraising eyes' 'Certain'"

"Chen Yuying: Mm-hmm, okay."

F*ck.

Was despised.

However, Lin Li also laughed out loud. It cannot be denied that the input method thing really follows the owner, because he always wants to do it with everyone in the group, so it's understandable that it does it too.

Wang Ze is fully responsible.

"Chen Yuying: You finish up, talk when you come down~"

"Lin Li: Okay, you go sit in the security booth and wait for a while, just open it and go in, no one cares."

Lin Li didn't reveal to Chen Yuying that he was actually walking back from the outside.

Because this way, as long as he was careful enough, he could launch a sneak attack like a young man who doesn't talk about martial arts when Chen Yuying was staring inside the residential area.

Plan feasible!

Thus, after getting close to the residential area entrance, Lin Li became sneaky, even sticking his head out at the corner to check the situation first.

Fortunately, there was no one on the street in the morning, otherwise he would have been questioned by enthusiastic masses.

He didn't see Chen Yuying in the area at the main entrance of the residential area. She should have listened to him and gone to sit in the security booth, so Lin Li continued to approach carefully, ready to strike—

"Surprise—where is she?"

The surprise was interrupted halfway, because when Lin Li sneaked to the security booth and jumped up, he found that it was empty inside.

Looking around, he didn't see where Chen Yuying was. When Lin Li took out his phone and was about to ask, Chen Yuying also happened to call.

"Where are you?" After connecting, Chen Yuying's questioning with confusion came through. ===== CHAPTER 414 =====