Chapter 44

After exerting the Japanese bowing spirit and making promises like a mature man, Lin Li struggled to run out of the haunted Class 4, Grade 1 classroom.

He planned to eat Lanzhou beef noodles for lunch today.

As soon as he walked in, it was indeed the familiar setup.

Children doing homework, a man wearing a characteristic hat rolling dough, a woman wearing a headscarf working part-time as a server, the incomprehensible dialect used for communication, and the smell of beef and mutton permeating the shop.

Having been to so many Lanzhou beef noodle shops in this life, the decor is understandable, but why is the staffing configuration the same? Is this a necessary condition for franchising?

However, after the noodles were served, this shop wasn't very authentic; the meat wasn't even translucent.

After eating, Lin Li went to the stationery store to pick up the package for Zhou Baowei.

Judging by the size of the package, it wasn't a 'Spring Breeze Elf' at all.

Come to think of it, people talk, but university aside, how many people in high school actually do that kind of thing in the dormitory? Everyone's time in the dormitory is basically the same; could they really be researching finance in the dormitory?

——There is a term in finance called hedging.

If one really wants to start a ranked match, it's more appropriate to buy the NetEase version of the 'Spring Breeze Elf' to play online matches.

What's more, not everyone brings a phone like Bai Bufan; one can't rely entirely on imagination, right? Forcing it will only hurt the body.

But now Lin Li found Baowei's despair even funnier; he was just talking big, but Chen Yu should be taking it seriously—isn't this just dumping a bucket of shit on himself?

Carrying the package, Lin Li arrived at the Class 4, Grade 1 dormitory and, after recalling, found the dormitory of Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan.

"Knock, knock, knock." Lin Li knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Bai Bufan ate quite fast today and had already returned; his voice came from inside.

"Host, writer, folk singer, bartender, oil painter, leatherworker, silversmith, hand-drum artist, old backpacker, investment consultant, French knight, abstract genius Lin Li," Lin Li replied.

"Our dormitory can't fit so many people; could you change to another dormitory, please?"

"Okay."

"Good boy?"

"Pat on the head."

The code was matched, and the dormitory door was immediately opened.

Classic setup: six-person dormitory, three bunk beds, two rows of long tables and chairs, but the environment was actually quite good, unlike some trashy schools whose decor style is like the 'Rose' of Damascus—Syria—which is only suitable for opening in ruins.

There were only three people in the dormitory; three others hadn't returned yet or were visiting other dorms.

"Baowei, your computer accessories." Lin Li hadn't never been to this dormitory before. He threw the package to Baowei, who was sitting in a chair, and then took the opportunity to lie down on his bed, unceremoniously occupying the nest and rubbing against the quilt.

Zhou Baowei had long since resigned himself to the fact that his lower bunk was a public area; after catching the package, he just sighed helplessly.

"Lin Li, be careful." Bai Bufan reached out to Lin Li's upper bunk, searching for his phone under the bedding, while reminding him: "There are precious artifacts on Baowei's bed, ancestral ones. If you break them, you probably can't afford to pay for them."

"Really?" Lin Li got up upon hearing this.

Zhou Baowei also turned his head—how come I don't even know about this?

"Really, there's paper from the State of Lu on Baowei's bed, with the character 'Jin' on it, witnessing the exchange between ancient cultures. Have you watched 'National Treasure'? Remember those two-thousand-year-old fingerprints? I think this artifact of Baowei's is also very romantic; I wonder if there's a chance to get on that show," Bai Bufan said eloquently.

Lin Li looked beside the pillow; sure enough, there were tissues: "......"

Lin Li didn't need to ask why it was ancestral; one could easily draw inferences about this kind of thing—what's ancestral is the DNA on it.

It's just that Lin Li didn't quite agree with the 'romantic' part.

But one has to admit, if it could get on the show, the show's effect would definitely be there.

"That's what I use to blow my nose! Stop spreading rumors!" Zhou Baowei got angry and threw a fit.

After finding his phone, Bai Bufan sat on Zhou Baowei's bed.

Lin Li directly snatched the phone and opened his short video platform.

Check the ingredients first.

Lin Li first clicked on the browser.

"You're a real dog! But luckily I was prepared." Bai Bufan sneered.

Damn it, it's incognito browsing.

However, a third party was not satisfied.

"Alright, that's enough, you can stop now; it's impolite to keep looking." But Lin Li's hand was pressed down just like that, and Bai Bufan said seriously.

Lin Li laughed loudly, then prepared to return to the main interface.

"?"

"Bai Bufan, why is the home button on your phone a screenshot?" Lin Li was stunned after taking a screenshot, then pressed the volume up and power buttons, only then returning to the main interface.

"Because I flashed the system; I don't want my phone to be picked up and used directly by the enemy after I sacrifice myself on the battlefield!" Bai Bufan said, puffing out his chest with some pride.

"Bai Chenguang, then have you considered what it counts as if your phone is picked up by your teammate on the battlefield?" Lin Li asked seriously.

Bai Bufan was stumped. After thinking for a long time, he nodded heavily: "Count him as unlucky."

Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Opening Douyin, Lin Li swiped through five videos.

Three 'female bodhisattvas', one game video, and one manga introduction video that required a hero to appear in the comment section.

"Your life is truly completely ruined." Lin Li expressed his approval again.

"I don't actually watch these usually," Bai Bufan said sincerely. "Also, when you talk to me, can you look at me instead of the bodhisattvas? It's a bit impolite. If you really like them, I'll forward their Douyin accounts to you later."

"I only feel disdain for this, but forward them to me; I just need to collect evidence with a critical eye. When the evidence is collected, that will be the moment the 'female bodhisattvas' golden bodies collapse." Lin Li shook his head, though his head was shaking, his eyeballs were not.

More stable than an owl's head.

"Watch them slowly after I forward them to you; let's attend to business first, we don't have much time." Bai Bufan said.

Lin Li opened the messages.

"Bufan, I have a question I want to ask you."

"What's wrong?"

"Why does this user of yours called 'Good Grandson' have the same profile picture as mine? After I clicked on it, I discovered his Douyin account also seems to be the same as mine." Lin Li asked with a smile.

"This proves you have good taste, choosing a profile picture recognized by the public! It couldn't possibly be the nickname I gave you, what a joke." Bai Bufan also smiled, then turned into a terrified smile.

A while later.

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's corpse and opened the chat records one by one.

"Bai Bufan: Hook up?"

"Love Eating Green Grapes: Add V 300."

"Bai Bufan: Can we hook up if I add you?"

"Love Eating Green Grapes: Add V first, then we'll talk."

"Bai Bufan: The stock market isn't doing well lately, I'm a student, can you make it cheaper? How about three yuan?"

"Love Eating Green Grapes: Laugh, why don't you say you're a newborn? Why don't you let me give you the V for free?"

"Bai Bufan: Thanks for understanding, sister, I am a newborn."

"Bai Bufan: Didn't you receive it? I am a newborn, hello hello, I am a newborn."

"Bai Bufan: Are you there? Why read and not reply? Give me the V?"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: How much per time."

"Xiling angel: We are a green outing companion, 12 hours for 3k, all consumption during the period is paid by you, boss."

"Bai Bufan: Green? Is green charging so expensive?"

"Xiling angel: Of course it's green. If you only need 6 hours of companionship during the day, the price is only 800."

"Bai Bufan: There's nowhere to play outside at night, can only play games, this costs 2200? Who would book this kind of companion? If I want this, wouldn't it be better to just call a sweet girl online to play games with me? It only costs a few dozen yuan an hour."

"Xiling angel: You idiot who can't understand human speech."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: Why are you blocking people? Your pricing is indeed unreasonable!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

Recommend a friend's book:

There are ghosts in the world, called the Three Corpses, causing people to die early, which is a great harm.

Li Liang traveled here carrying a treasure mirror, dwelling in a divine statue with a strange body, receiving sacrifices from the people, and cultivating by enjoying incense.

Eliminating corpse ghosts, slaying demons and evil spirits, one breath can summon a gale, one word can call for a downpour.

Driving the five thunders and controlling mysterious electricity, opening heaven and earth and wielding divine weapons.

From a small god protecting one side to being worshipped by all living beings, with thousands of gods under his command.

Summoning the heavens to bow, capturing the earth to welcome, pointing at ghosts to destroy them, demons and monsters bound in form.

Looking back, he has already attained the supreme Dao.

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(End of chapter)