Chapter 45

"Bai Bufan: Sister, can we hook up, how much?"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sorry, you must have made a mistake. I won't hook up for any amount of money. I post these simply because I have a desire to share. I don't have a boyfriend right now, so I just posted it on Douyin. I don't intend to and it's impossible for me to use my body to make money; I can't accept such things."

"Bai Bufan: Ah? Sister, then you are a real female bodhisattva?!"

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Haha, I suppose so. But after having a boyfriend, I definitely won't share anymore. Actually, I am a very conservative and traditional person in reality; I'll probably only be a female bodhisattva for him alone."

"Bai Bufan: Sister, you are such a good person, I really envy your future boyfriend."

"Waiting for My Pure Love: Sigh, I've been really bored lately, and I've encountered some difficulties in reality, with no one to talk to or confide in. Chatting with you is quite happy, but chatting here is quite troublesome. Do you want to add my vx?"

"Bai Bufan: No, sister, I wish you find a boyfriend who truly treats you well soon!"

"Bai Bufan: Go for it!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: No? Ah? Why? Why was I blocked for this too? Sister? I don't understand! Give me an explanation! It makes no sense!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: In? Hook up? 178, 18, 6 times a night."

"Missing: v2685......"

"Bai Bufan: 111 added."

"Bai Bufan: No, why is your WeChat selling tea? Is this the person themselves?"

"Bai Bufan: Your mom, I suddenly discovered why you look different in every work? You image-stealing traffic dog! I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I f*** your mother!"

"Bai Bufan recalled a message."

"Bai Bufan: @'Work', sister, or brother, can you recommend the original blogger of this one? I really like it, I beg you."

"Missing: Douyin account 6BK......"

"Bai Bufan: Thanks, you're actually quite a good person, but one thing is one thing, I still have to keep scolding you."

"Bai Bufan: Image-stealing traffic dog! I f*** your mother!"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

"Bai Bufan: Blogger, hello, I have a good brother named Lin Li. He is now seriously ill, and the doctor has already issued a critical illness notice. He can't even type with both hands now, but he still has one last wish, which is to see your legs, blogger. Therefore, I have to rudely disturb you, hoping you can fulfill my brother's last wish."

"Bobo Little Wave: Hahahahaha."

"Bobo Little Wave: Seeing that you typed so many words, I'll satisfy you once."

"Bobo Little Wave: 'Image'"

"Bai Bufan: It's not me, it's my brother Lin Li, but thank you, sister, he can rest in peace now."

"Bobo Little Wave: Good, good, good, then let me ask you, what serious illness does your brother have?"

"Bai Bufan: Late-stage hemorrhoid cancer, the hemorrhoids have already spread to his whole body. Do you want to see pictures?"

"Bobo Little Wave:...... No."

"Bai Bufan: Sister, he has already seen the legs, he entrusted me to ask if there are any more?"

"Due to the other party's privacy settings, TA cannot receive your message."

Lin Li sat on Bai Bufan's corpse, already laughing until he was convulsing.

Halfway through laughing, because he was truly curious about what was so interesting, Zhou Baowei and the other roommate present, Chen Tianming, also stepped up to Lin Li's sides, sitting on the remaining empty space of Bai Bufan's corpse, and started reading the chat records.

The result was that the number of people laughing until they convulsed went from one to three.

Bai Bufan was truly two extremes in front of boys and girls. Look, this is the consequence of playing 'abstract'; he played himself into a pure-bred brain-damaged person. One must take this as a warning.

Basically, the result of all private chats, without exception, ended in being deleted and blocked. Isn't this also a kind of talent?

No wonder Bai Bufan said in the morning that he had progress, but only a little.

Now it seems that this 'little' was still an exaggeration.

Bai Bufan usually has a set of lewd words in front of boys, but in this kind of situation, his IQ and EQ are both zero.

Lin Li even wanted to open Bai Bufan's brain to see what kind of structure it was that could type out these messages.

"Simple people are easily fished, but idiots don't count as simple, because idiots don't even know someone has dropped a fishing hook in front of them," Chen Tianming shook his head and sighed. "Bufan is truly a god-man. Pure Love Sister: Do you want to add WeChat to enter my fish pond and prepare to explode gold coins?

But my brother Bufan: Sister, you go for it~ I won't add you! Hahahahaha—

Bufan, from now on we call each other by our own names; you continue to call me Dad, and I will call you Brother!"

Human joys and sorrows are not connected. Bai Bufan didn't know what was so funny now; he only felt the unbearable weight of life: "You three...... can you f***ing get up...... first?"

No need to pay attention, no one paid attention.

"Hahahahaha—"

"?"

However, after seeing that he had inexplicably contracted hemorrhoid cancer and that the hemorrhoids had already spread to his whole body, Lin Li stopped laughing immediately.

What a vicious and disgusting disease; no wonder the other party would block you because they found you disgusting.

The point that made Lin Li the angriest was that this dog Bai Bufan used his name to trick people into sending leg photos, and after tricking them, he didn't even share them with him. How selfish and self-interested is such a person?

If he had shared them with him, he might have been able to forgive him.

Zhou Baowei and Chen Tianming were laughing even more.

Chen Tianming was laughing so hard that tears came out, so he took the tissues on the bed and started wiping his tears.

Why had this tissue already hardened?

Wait.

After realizing it, Chen Tianming stopped laughing and went to the bathroom to wash his face.

Lin Li discovered a law from this.

——The Law of Conservation of Laughter: laughter will not disappear, it will only transfer from one person's face to another's.

Hehe.

And with Chen Tianming gone, Bai Bufan, who could finally breathe, said with a ferocious expression: "F***, I've come back to life a bit. No, brother, you guys really treat me as a seat cushion! Get up!"

The remaining chat records had basically all been read, and there were some that were the type that didn't reply at all, so Zhou Baowei left to continue researching his package, while Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li expectantly:

"How is it? After reading these, is it helpful to you? Can we follow the vine to find the melon and take action as soon as possible?"

"It's helpful, you made my mood better, the efficiency of the next steps should be improved," Lin Li nodded seriously.

"?"

Does this count as help?

Bai Bufan was very sad.

He had been blocked repeatedly until one o'clock in the morning last night, but in exchange, he got this kind of mockery.

Sincerity cannot be exchanged for sincerity.

"I also added a few more WeChats, not the tea-selling ones, do you want to take a look at those too?" Bai Bufan said sadly.

"Send them all to me. These bloggers, and the WeChats you added, send them all to me. Don't send the tea-selling ones. I'll use my account to inquire later to see if I can get some more intelligence," Lin Li nodded.

Seeking monthly tickets

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(End of chapter)