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Chapter 448: Werewolf Welcomes the True Nepotism Beneficiary

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Wednesday, Christmas Eve.

A little past five in the afternoon, before evening self-study class.

"When phlegm is in the throat it's continuous, reflecting the continuity of material motion; when spat out it becomes a point with definite mass, energy, and momentum, again reflecting the discreteness of material motion.

And it actually manages to exhibit both wave and particle nature simultaneously — this perhaps proves... old phlegm possesses wave-particle duality.

I feel like I've discovered something extraordinary — turns out quantum mechanics is actually intimately connected to our daily lives..."

Bai Bufan and Lin Li leaned against the corridor railing, watching a teacher on the first floor spit into the trash can, muttering to himself with an expression that kept changing, until he finally couldn't help but look at Lin Li:

"Lin Li, perhaps I'm about to win a Nobel Prize..."

Lin Li let out a chuckle.

Li Bai's embroidered mouth spits out half the High Tang; Bufan is even more awesome — his dog mouth spits out the entire Great Tang.

Given Bai Bufan's achievements, at the very least Nobel himself would have to personally present him the award.

"Bufan, if you really have that much phlegm, I suggest eating lemons — they help relieve excessive phlegm symptoms. We call this effect 'dietary band reduces sticky phlegm.' Oh right, remember to eat domestic lemons; Japanese ones don't have this effect." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Such an old meme, but that day's spitting, spitting it up~" Dead memories began attacking Bai Bufan; his mouth sneered but his body was still very honest.

He felt Lin Li's discovery was also astonishing; his own Nobel Prize suddenly felt a bit unstable.

Before the two could continue their elegant phlegm-spitting, the sound of Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's conversation came from the stairwell.

Lin Li turned his head — sure enough, appearing along with the words were precisely the "three people."

"You go give her the apple, I'm going to pee."

Bai Bufan snapped his fingers and strolled leisurely toward the restroom.

"Class monitor," since things had come to this, Lin Li wasn't shy at all; he waved openly at Chen Yuying and walked forward to strike up a conversation: "Do you know what Christmas Eve means?"

"Means tomorrow is Christmas?" Chen Yuying tilted her head slightly, smiling as she countered.

"Means someone's going to give you an apple," Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu teased with smiles, "Clearly knowing but deliberately not saying — is this the fun of a little couple?"

Lin Li: "Both wrong. It means the witch used an antidote or the guard protected the knife target. Of course, there's also the possibility of a room allowing empty knife — the werewolf that night chose empty knife to confuse the situation."

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

So this is what kind of Christmas Eve it is?

However, Chen Yuying felt Jesus playing Werewolf would probably be pretty amazing.

After all, even if he covered his own eyes with his hands his vision would be completely unrestricted; during night actions whether divine role or werewolf, none could escape his notice. Besides, the moderator is God, his dad — a nepotism beneficiary, definitely would indulge him doing this.

Chen Yuying: ">︵

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