Chapter 453: You should change your avatar like this when you are single no more

Wu Min cleans up the trash very hard.

As the biggest piece of trash, Lin Li is cleaned up quite painfully.

However, Lin Li later remembers that he is an invincible cultivator, so he directly uses "Hardening" with one hand, and it doesn't hurt instantly.

Perhaps, this is the meaning of cultivation.

"Mom, I think old-fashioned products like feather dusters should be eliminated and shouldn't exist in our home. Let's buy a robot vacuum cleaner in the future."

After Wu Min is tired of hitting him, Lin Li smiles while smoothing the feathers of the duster.

Although Lin Li has money now, he really hasn't bought any robot vacuum cleaners.

After all, robot vacuum cleaners are really very standard masochists; they crawl on the floor, leak water, and lick up the water they shed themselves.

But Lin Li doesn't have this kind of fetish, so he has no good feelings, and he doesn't want this kind of erotic machine to appear and pollute his home.

Too vulgar.

But now, if it can replace the feather duster, maybe it's not unacceptable.

Hearing this, Wu Min hesitates: "That... won't it hurt a bit if I take it and hit you with it?"

Saying this, Wu Min makes a gesture with both hands as if holding a pancake-shaped robot and swinging it, then adds: "And I'll be tired from hitting, tsk, forget it."

Lin Li: ""

Like mother, like son.

So after getting a robot vacuum cleaner, the first consideration is whether it's easy to use it to hit her son! Brilliant!

However, seeing Wu Min really start to help him clean the room, Lin Li lies on the bed like a master, propping up his chin, and asks curiously: "So Mom, what kind of wine is Aunt Xu holding tomorrow?"

"Renovation wine."

"What kind of wine is this?" Lin Li is slightly stunned.

"When she bought the house before, her family held a housewarming party. As a result, now that the renovation is finished, she plans to hold another one." Speaking of this, Wu Min clearly has no good temper either, saying with annoyance, "If you ask me, I guess after she lives there for half a year, she'll hold another house-warming party."

Lin Li shrugs.

Sure enough, it's this kind of "no-event wine" other than weddings, funerals, and marriages.

Nowadays, there are indeed many names for holding wine: birthday celebrations, school advancement, full-month, one-year-old, warding off bad luck, hospital discharge, and so on.

But most of them are really unnecessary.

If it were according to their logic, Lin Li is afraid he would have to hold a wine party every day—

After all, school advancement within compulsory education like primary to middle school is a reason for them to hold a wine party, and Lin Li happens to be advancing every day, doesn't he have to hold a wine party every day?

"I see, then let's not go." So Lin Li approves of Wu Min's choice.

"Definitely not going. Mom just wants to lie at home for a day tomorrow," Wu Min nods, but then remembers something and adds to Lin Li:

"However, Lin Li, on the 1st, your cousin Ahe is getting engaged. You still have to go to this one. Can you go that day? In the evening, do you need to ask for leave?"

"I can go, asking for leave is simple." Lin Li nods.

Although because there is no compensatory leave, Nansang Middle School has evening self-study on New Year's Day.

But if Xue Jian knows that he is only asking for leave because he is attending a banquet and not something like anti-pornography, then Lin Li believes he won't refuse, let alone be happy.

"By the way, what about the driver's license?"

It can be seen that Lin Li doesn't live sloppily on weekdays, and the room is quite clean. Wu Min, who finished cleaning in a short while, asks about the driver's license instead.

Although there is little time to go home, Wu Min still has a fixed phone call session every week, so she has a certain understanding of Lin Li's situation.

"Here it is." Lin Li wriggles to the bedside table to rummage, and hands the driver's license he got someone to run errands for on Monday to Wu Min.

"Tsk tsk," looking at the authentic driver's license, Wu Min shakes her head with some emotion: "You really passed the test."

"My coach said that with my driving skills, it's best for the family to buy me a road. Mom, look..."

"Your mom has no eyes to look," spitting out with no good temper, Wu Min looks at Lin Li and smiles with a hint of teasing:

"Lin Li, aren't you going out to play with Yuying tomorrow? Why don't you drive the family car?"

"Next time. There's no long distance to cover tomorrow, driving is troublesome instead."

Tomorrow night is just a simple hangout for everyone, no need to be so grand. So Lin Li waves his hand, but seeing Wu Min mention it, he asks by the way:

"But Mom, does our family car have a spare key? If so, give me one. If not, put yours with me first. If you need to use the car, report to me and borrow it."

"You, you," Wu Min goes up and gives Lin Li two flicks on the head with no good temper, "You really can't be given a good face, you're the best at climbing up the pole."

Today he dares to let her borrow the car key from him, tomorrow he will dare to say to her: "Little Wu, go help me park the car."

"Hehe." Lin Li was being cheap just to get this flick.

"There is a spare key, it's no problem to put it with you. I'll give it to you after dinner. However, you just got your driver's license, you have to stick an 'Intern' sticker on the back before you can drive. Don't forget this."

Seeing Lin Li's fawning smile, Wu Min's feigned anger naturally dissipates, but she still reminds him.

"I've already bought it."

However, Lin Li was prepared, smiles lightly, reaches into his pocket, and really takes out a yellow sticker with red characters.

Wu Min: "It seems you really—"

"..."

Wu Min is silent.

This is not "Intern".

This damn thing says "Strength".

Suddenly, she is a bit worried about handing the car to Lin Li. Lin Li can heal himself if something happens, but if the car is gone, it's really gone.

"I'll let you 'Strength'! I'll let you 'Strength'—"

Wu Min, who starts chasing Lin Li with the feather duster again, finds that Lin Li is still grinning and fearless. This time she really feels that if she uses a robot vacuum cleaner to hit Lin Li, it might be handier and more effective.

Hmm... maybe she can really buy one.

The next afternoon.

"Beep beep! Beep beep! Lin Li, here here—"

"Good afternoon, Brother Ziang."

"Good afternoon, good afternoon, get in the car, get in the car."

After lunch, Lin Li, who went downstairs at the agreed time, successfully meets up with Ceng Ziang.

Speaking of which, why do people habitually repeat themselves when the tone is relaxed and casual?

"Brother Ziang, you look like you dressed up today?"

After sitting in the passenger seat, looking at Ceng Ziang who even did his hair, Lin Li smiles: "I feel your looks are more 'resistant to beating' than last month."

"After all, last time was just to accumulate experience and try, this time is to have some gains." After being praised, Ceng Ziang scratches his head a little shyly, but still asks excitedly: "Did I really get more handsome?"

Lin Li: "Not really."

Ceng Ziang: "?"

"Didn't you say my looks are more 'resistant to beating'?" Ceng Ziang asks in surprise.

Lin Li: "Brother, I just feel you put on a lot of 'meat armor' this month."

"..."

Low EQ: Brother, you've become Baowei.

High EQ: Brother, your looks are more resistant to beating.

"Who the hell taught you to understand 'resistant to beating' like that!" Ceng Ziang is a bit depressed, then immediately looks at the mirror in front of the car, pinching his cheeks with some lack of confidence.

Seems a bit fatter.

But at most just a little...

"Just kidding, Brother Ziang," Lin Li stops while he's ahead, smiles: "Handsome, this hairstyle adds a lot of points."

Ceng Ziang looks at Lin Li suspiciously, until Lin Li says a few more sincere words, then he breathes a sigh of relief.

Almost forgot what kind of person Lin Li is.

Driving to the activity location.

Lin Li casually opens the car storage compartment between the two. This time there is only a pack of tissues inside, no black silk stockings.

Ceng Ziang pretends not to notice the bond between Lin Li and the black silk stockings this time, and instead asks curiously:

"Lin Li, you aren't called 'Dream Chicken's Tears' this time? Is that 'Shang Yang' you?"

Ceng Ziang added Lin Li's main account, not the small account. After being invited to the activity group, he was stunned when he didn't see the familiar Name Knife Dream Tears avatar.

But then he discovered the existence of what was suspected to be Lin Li's small account.

The nickname is "Shang Yang", and the avatar is "My Little Pony", which is a group photo of five horses.

Normal people shouldn't do this.

"It's me." Lin Li admits directly. ===== CHAPTER 454 =====