Chapter 454

Still underestimated Brother Shao, damn it.

High emotional intelligence: I actually feel that saving 180,000 is very profitable.

Low emotional intelligence: Three times is not enough, I still plan to spend another 7,000 on this blind date object, it is indeed worth it.

Thinking of this, Ceng Ziang couldn't help but feel a little moved.

What kind of excellent blind date object could make Shao Hengkai linger so much?

I have a friend...

"Is it really that good?" Wang Baiyu, who was on the side, also understood this meaning, so he patted Shao Hengkai on the shoulder and teased curiously with a smile.

"It's really comfortable, her technique is very good. If you guys need it, I can recommend her to you."

In Shao Hengkai's eyes, the other party was no longer a blind date object but just a pure prostitute. Having no intention of using public vehicles for private use, he naturally wouldn't hide it, but carried out the virtue of sharing.

"Why don't you try it, Ziang? Baiyu?"

Seeing Shao Hengkai so enthusiastic, Ceng Ziang even suspected that his blind date object didn't need 600 at all for one time. He always felt that Shao Hengkai could take a kickback.

Or rather, the other party holds activities, buy five shots get one free, and Shao Hengkai is eyeing that free shot.

Ceng Ziang remembered his childhood. At that time, a game called "Bullfighting" was popular at the school gate. Vendors sold mini plastic seal bags. After buying them and blowing air into them, they would pull the two corners of the bag outward. Because the bag had a certain ductility, it would pull out two bull horns, and then they would use the air-filled "bull horn bags" to hit each other to see whose bag would break first.

Usually, vendors would allow five or ten broken plastic bags to be exchanged for a brand-new plastic bag, so some children specifically collected this.

Brother Shao! You are doing this right now!!

Wang Baiyu shook his head: "I'll pass. My profession is here, I have to be cautious. I'd better rely on my own channels."

Seeing Ceng Ziang's strange look at him, and Wang Baiyu directly refusing, Shao Hengkai felt an anxiety that the world didn't understand him, and praised excitedly:

"It's really okay! The technique is very powerful, making people feel like they are floating, and she is a white tiger, natural! You can really try it, Brother Wang, Ziang."

Hearing that she was still a divine beast, Wang Baiyu was slightly surprised:

"Ho, she's a white tiger. Then Hengkai, it's fortunate you didn't plan to date her, otherwise you would have spent 188,000, and in the end, you wouldn't be able to touch a single hair, what a loss."

Shao Hengkai: "..."

Brother Wang's angle of understanding is indeed unique.

Lin Li also nodded in approval upon hearing this:

"Brother Shao, a white tiger is indeed dangerous. You should stay away if you can. It won't be good if your younger brother gets hurt one day."

"Ah? Younger brother?"

Shao Hengkai was confused upon hearing this, completely failing to understand the logic of these words. Seeing Lin Li's words were firm, he asked:

"Leiba, how is this dangerous? And it will hurt my younger brother? I'm wearing protective measures, I won't get sick..."

"It's not about getting sick," Lin Li waved his hand, "Brother Shao, haven't you heard of 'Time flies like an arrow'? Think about it, 'arrow', how sharp it is. Your protective measures are rubber, not iron. What can it defend against? It feels very painful to be stabbed in."

Shao Hengkai: "(; o_o)???"

On the ancient battlefield, if an arrow is inserted into a warhorse's eye, the owner is basically finished.

Just imagining that scene, Lin Li felt his phantom limb was a bit painful.

Wang Baiyu nodded as if it were true, making "hmm" sounds. Clearly, he also approved of Lin Li's statement.

Ceng Ziang, Shao Hengkai: "..."

"What kind of 'Time flies like an arrow' is this, damn it!!!"

"I... Leiba, after being messed with by you like this, I can't look at the word 'time' straight anymore..."

If 'time flies like an arrow' can be understood this way...

Then can 'wasting time' be called 'slow-throwing prick'?

After all, 'wasting' can be translated as pretending to throw, and 'feinting a shot' isn't that slow throwing...

Looking at Shao Hengkai's cognitive collapse, Lin Li shrugged innocently and looked at Wang Baiyu. The two nodded slightly together.

Strange, why are they so shocked? Isn't this something normal people can understand in a second?

"Phew, I'm here—"

Tang Feng also appeared at the entrance of the activity room at this time. After registering, he naturally came to this small group.

After sitting down, he couldn't help but sigh: "Everyone, time flies like an arrow, a month has passed just like that—"

Shao Hengkai, Ceng Ziang: "Cough cough cough!!!"

"Brother Shao, Ziang, what's wrong with you two?" Tang Feng was stunned, hesitating whether to ask the front desk for a mask.

"Nothing, nothing," Shao Hengkai waved his hand, finding it hard to hold back, and decided to skip the topic of time: "Tang Feng, Lu Meng he—"

"I know, I also added him as a friend," before Shao Hengkai could finish, Tang Feng nodded and took over: "Blessings."

"Yeah, envious." Shao Hengkai nodded.

"But it's just right," Tang Feng took out his phone and looked at everyone present:

"Everyone help me consult. I'm chatting quite well with a girl right now, and I'm a bit hesitant about whether to probe further. What do you guys say..."

"You have an ambiguous object too?" Shao Hengkai's attention was instantly attracted, then he clicked his tongue: "Damn, chatting with others on the phone while participating in a blind date offline, stepping on multiple boats, Tang Feng, you are a scumbag."

"Stepping on multiple boats is not illegal, but it violates conventional moral standards. If you go further, you will commit bigamy." Wang Baiyu also nodded.

"What kind of stepping on multiple boats is this? It's not the same nature at all," Tang Feng complained helplessly and amusedly:

"I've been chatting with the other party for a while, but I don't even feel like it counts as an ambiguous stage, so I'm anxious now and looking for you guys for advice. Is there any way? Come up with an answer so I can be at ease today."

Facing Tang Feng's expectant gaze, Shao Hengkai and Wang Baiyu looked at each other, and finally shrugged innocently:

"If we could teach you in this regard, we should still be pure strangers and shouldn't know each other."

That's true, everyone is gathered here, so what else is there to say.

But the next second, with Shao Hengkai, the three of them tacitly looked at the leisurely "Dream Chicken's Leiba" on the side.

Leiba is the only man present who has an object.

And Lin Li, who noticed the gaze, also looked up: "What's wrong?"

"Leiba, I need help." Tang Feng requested expectantly.

Lin Li pointed at himself with some surprise: "Me?"

"Yes, I feel only you can be considered reliable in this regard!" Tang Feng nodded.

Me? Reliable? Really or fake?

Then Brother Tang, are you interested in going to the girls' dormitory gate with Zeyu to throw meal cards—he is currently Bai Bufan.

But since there is a white mouse delivered to his door, Lin Li won't be polite and nodded readily.

After roughly understanding the situation from Tang Feng, Lin Li already had an idea.

"Brother Tang, is it acceptable to be a bit greasy? Anyway, you two have been chatting for so long." Lin Li asked.

"How to be a bit greasy?"

"Just start by sending 'Are you an I-person or an E-person'."

"What's next?" Tang Feng didn't rush to act, but confirmed further.

"If she says she is an I-person, you say 'Then can I become your only E?'."

Tang Feng raised his eyebrows, seemingly thinking about the feasibility, but then asked: "Then what if she says she is an E-person."

Lin Li: "'Then can I become your I-person?'"

Ceng Ziang, Wang Baiyu: "Ohhhhh—"

Lin Li!

Master!

"Feels feasible! I'll try," Tang Feng's eyes lit up, and he nodded heavily, "This isn't greasy at all!!"

Lin Li smiled.

The fact that you think it's not greasy is the biggest problem, Brother Tang.

Sure enough, none of the people who can appear here are innocent.

Taking a deep breath, Tang Feng started operating.

Half a minute later, Tang Feng looked up expressionlessly: "Lin Li, she said she is a fake person."

Lin Li: "?"

Who the hell would call themselves a fake person.

Before Lin Li could speak, Tang Feng took the initiative to show his chat interface.

"Tang Feng: Are you an I-person or an E-person."

"Fang Lan: I-person."

"Tang Feng: Then can I be your only E?"

"Fang Lan:?"

"Fang Lan: Ask again."