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Chapter 455

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"Wait, wait a minute!!!"

"What kind of half-European is this, damn it!!!"

After Liu Xi recovered from her dullness, she couldn't help but press her hands on the table and roared in shock.

Wang Baiyu, Ceng Ziang, and others glanced at Lin Li upon hearing this.

Hmm, stable.

And after discovering that the commotion was a bit big, Liu Xi waved her hands apologetically to the surroundings, but questioned again in a low voice.

"Can't this count as half a person?" Lin Li asked Liu Xi back in some confusion, "And he's quite handsome."

Liu Xi: "..."

But this is literally "only half a person left"! It's completely different from the mixed-race handsome guy I was looking forward to, okay!!

Even if it's not a mixed-race handsome guy, a mixed-breed handsome guy would be fine. Why is it a disabled handsome guy—

"High nose bridge, big eyes, white skin, he has all the facial features a European should have. I feel it's quite suitable for your needs, Miss Liu, right?" Lin Li introduced enthusiastically.

Liu Xi: "..."

Looking at Lin Li, who was still seriously selling his half-friend to her, Liu Xi felt it was absurd and weird.

It gave Liu Xi a feeling like searching for "how to remove pesticide residues from vegetables" on Baidu, and then Baidu navigation popped up a route map from "vegetables" to "pesticide residues"—"Hey, what the hell are you doing, damn it" kind of feeling.

"What do you say? If you are satisfied too, Miss Liu, do you want me to push his ICU intensive care unit room number to you? When the time comes, I'll be the wingman, I'll secretly pull out his oxygen tube, and then you immediately give him artificial respiration. As long as you lock eyes, you might fall in love! Sink forever!"

"After you get married, I'll give you a wheelchair. It just so happens that Hawking's is vacant..."

Watching Lin Li, who was getting more and more excited as if immersed in his own world, Liu Xi's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Whose good person gives an ICU room number as a contact number when acting as a matchmaker?

"So, sorry, I, I might still prefer being alone. Half a person's love is too crowded, so, forget it." Liu Xi declined with an awkward smile.

She is a meat-eating woman after all, and she just said directly that sexual ability is also one of her criteria for choosing a mate.

If Lin Li's friend had only lost his upper body, Liu Xi might have been willing to consider it, but it just so happens that he lost his lower body. Let's just out it.

"Alright, then I'll see if there are any other friends who can meet your requirements," Lin Li nodded with some regret, but wasn't completely defeated:

"By the way, must it be a human? Is it acceptable if it's not a human?"

Liu Xi took a deep breath. It's hard not to notice now that Lin Li is doing it on purpose.

"Alright, alright, Mr. Bai, sorry again for the directness just now. I admit defeat. I really don't covet you anymore. Let's just pretend to communicate and wait for the activity to end."

"Okay." Lin Li smiled and nodded without any objection. Although he felt the strangeness in the other party's eyes, he didn't care at all, and his mood was even more comfortable because of it.

Liu Xi took out her phone, ready to do her own thing, when she suddenly seemed to remember something. She hesitated, but still turned to Lin Li and spoke after deliberation:

"Mr. Bai, are you boys relatively better at using digital products? I have a problem that I might need your help with. My phone was accidentally restored to factory settings, which caused many of my photos to be gone. I didn't back up many of my university photos, and it's a pity to lose them. Is there any way to get them back?"

Lin Li, who thought Liu Xi was going to say something tiger-wolf words again, frowned and started thinking after hearing it was a serious request for help. A few seconds later, he spoke:

"Miss Liu, as for university photos... have you considered repeating a year?"

Liu Xi: "(゜▽゜)?"

Re, repeating a year?!

"As long as you repeat a year, you can help you get back your university photos." Lin Li seemed worried that Liu Xi didn't understand his words, and explained further.

Liu Xi: "oo"

I! Her! Mother!

If she takes the initiative or is passively chatting about new topics with Lin Li again, she is a dog oo.

"Thanks, I'll consider it." Liu Xi replied with a fake smile.

"Speaking seriously, in your situation,"

Seeing that Liu Xi even pulled her chair further away, Lin Li smiled:

"Normally, if you want to recover, you can't perform any new operations on the phone, such as saving new files, taking photos, downloading apps, etc., because new data may overwrite the deleted photos, leading to permanent loss. Under this premise, try cloud backup and professional data recovery software."

"I don't know about the others. I actually can't be considered very knowledgeable about these."

"I see, I know, thanks."

"You're welcome."

Seeing that Liu Xi probably didn't listen and started playing with her phone, Lin Li didn't care. He took a sip of his drink, stretched, and subconsciously looked around.

Then a trace of apology arose in his heart.

Just said it, Fan Hong didn't know that there were girls like Liu Xi who were not interested in blind dates among the activity members, so she arranged for Lin Li to have an existence similar to the tank from last time.

But because Lin Li is now paired with Liu Xi, and the activity members are one-to-one, this leads to the inevitable fact that one boy is unfortunately paired with that girl.

Tsk, looking at the heavyweight existence opposite who can fool the partner with any wrinkle, this unfortunate boy's face is even uglier than Liu Xi's just now.

This is the female version of Liangzi, damn it.

Lin Li still doesn't have "mind-reading," so he can't hear the boy trying to comfort himself in his heart—

It's okay, it's okay, maybe being fat has its benefits.

For example, Liangzi's blood sugar is already 40+, and the sweetest Kirin melon on the normal market is only around 20. If Liangzi eats some estrogen, the boy can't imagine how sweet the milk he secretes is.

And the one in front of him doesn't even need to eat estrogen! Win numb!

—Grass! Win your mother!! It can't achieve a comforting effect at all, the more I think about it, the more I want to die!!

Lin Li watched the boy slip out after talking to the other party for a few minutes, saying he was going to the bathroom, and couldn't help but turn back with a smile.

Without the idea of restarting the conversation with Liu Xi, Lin Li looked at his phone on his own.

"Wang Ze: Everyone, after discussion by the group owner and administrators, group dinner tomorrow night."

"Location: School back mountain."

"Time: 11:00 PM."

"Dinner form: Stealing offerings."

"Dinner cost: None, but you need to bring your own bowls and chopsticks."

"Please reply @all members after receiving."

"Zhou Baowei: 111111 Received!"

"Qin Zeyu: Received."

"Bai Bufan: Received."

"Yang Bangjie: 'Color picture'"

"Zhang Haoyang:? Ling Yuan Gou? You kid turned into a black brother? Be careful, black brothers' languages are not connected~ 'Wu Jing shaking his head'"

"Lin Li: Can I bring a shovel? My desk mate I'm raising is lacking teething snacks recently, I want to bring a few back for it."

"Zhou Baowei: I want some too, you can't favor one over the other @Lin Li."

"Zhou Baowei retracted a message."

"Zhou Baowei: No, I don't want it anymore."

"Bai Bufan: @Lin Li, I want to stuff an umbrella into your chrysanthemum and then open it."

"Wang Ze: 'Probe head'"

"Wang Ze: Actually, there are things in this world that are easier to use than umbrellas, Bufan, I think you can consider it."

"Yang Bangjie: 'Color picture'"

"..."

In the boys' group, they were still chatting about non-nutritious, non-human things. After participating in a few sentences, Lin Li turned to find Chen Yuying to talk about love and pass the remaining time.

【Enter the Marriage Pavilion three times, experience the red dust (2/3)】

After Lin Li showed his personality charm, although the subsequent links were still paired with Liu Xi, she didn't make any more trouble, and even avoided Lin Li, so there were no accidents, and it was smooth until the end.

The task is still short by the last time.

I don't know when the Yizhen Marriage Agency's January activity is. It would be best if it could be held at the beginning of the month.

However, Lin Li is not in a hurry. If he were really in a hurry, he wouldn't just look for the Yizhen Marriage Agency.

In fact, if he looked for three marriage agencies at the same time, this task would have been completed long ago.

But after all, a fake identity is needed. To some extent, this is a gray behavior. This kind of thing is not suitable to be too publicized, and even less suitable to cast a wide net.

After all, if the reception staff of other families didn't accept his proposal like Fan Hong, the blind date circle in Xiling is only so big, maybe it would be talked about as gossip. If it spreads too much, it would be hard to end.

So considering that the task is not urgent, after comprehensive consideration, just one Yizhen, and then follow its rhythm. Anyway, it seems that this task will inevitably be completed next month, right? Every time he comes, he can have acquaintances and friends, just like going home.

Refusing Wang Baiyu and others' invitation to play billiards again, Lin Li and Ceng Ziang walked to the parking lot.

"Brother Ziang, how were the gains this afternoon?" On the road walking alone, Lin Li casually found a topic to ask.

Ceng Ziang: "My Genshin weekly tasks are done."

"Anything else?"

"Inazuma's exploration degree is 100%."

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