Chapter 464

To be honest, Du Hansi now misses the time when the word opposite to straight man was still warm man.

This shitty world changes too fast.

Feeling Lin Li still touching his butt, and the classmate who came with him, who consciously turned around and used his body to help him and Lin Li block the key area.

No, why are you so skilled too, classmate!!

"Since you're unwilling, then we'll start~"

Seeing Lin Li still looking at him with a smile, Du Hansi was silent for a moment: "Lin Li, then I'm willing to play the rape game with you."

"Great!" Lin Li started taking off his coat, "Since you're willing, then we'll start~"

"Isn't this all the same thing! It's definitely a death trap!!"

Du Hansi, who had anticipated this, still couldn't hold back and hugged his head in despair.

It turns out that the thing more desperate than a boy wearing a maid outfit is a boy wearing a maid outfit and meeting Lin Li.

"I'm so stupid, really, I shouldn't have worn this maid outfit..." Du Hansi slapped Lin Li's hand away and said dejectedly.

"What's wrong with these clothes? Aren't they great? At first, it really felt uncomfortable, but slowly, a different kind of taste emerged. I feel like you've become a bit charming.

Hansi, do you cover yourself with a quilt at night? Do you think it's better for the quilt to be dry or damp?"

Du Hansi was expressionless: "I don't cover myself with a quilt at night."

Lin Li's eyes lit up: "Then do you sleep on your back or on your stomach?"

"... I sleep on my side."

"That's even better! You can have whichever side you want!"

"Fuck, hahahaha—" Du Hansi laughed helplessly himself, then put his hands together and bowed piously to Lin Li three times:

"Brother, Brother Lin, let me go, I still have to save some butt for Wang Ze."

"Fine, fine, let's not play," Lin Li smiled and immediately put away the Wang Ze temperament he was exuding, and his tone returned to normal instantly:

"My classmate and I came to your class to drink coffee. How should I put it, we're all our own people, do you recommend we drink it?"

"Absolutely OK!!"

Du Hansi thought Lin Li was just passing by Class 1-14, but he didn't expect he was aiming for his class. Hearing this, his eyes lit up instantly.

The expectation in his eyes exceeded Lin Li's expectations. Lin Li seriously doubted whether this Class 14 had any incentive mechanism or commission.

"Lin Li and this buddy... what's his name?" Du Hansi looked at Bai Bufan.

"Bai Bufan."

"Oh oh, I've heard this name from Wang Ze's mouth. We're all buddies, let's not be polite. I'll just call you Bufan directly. My name is Du Hansi, you can just call me Hansi."

The boys' social interaction was very fast. After a simple self-introduction, Du Hansi pointed to his class's poster and introduced it diligently:

"You two are planning to drink coffee, right? Then you came to the right place! Our class's hand-drip coffee is so amazing that it's good enough to make you scream! Come, come, come, follow me in and take a seat."

Bai Bufan lowered his voice and said to Lin Li: "Hand-drip coffee, the level of tonight, this coffee is definitely pornographic, Lin Li, won't we get pregnant after drinking it?"

Lin Li couldn't be bothered to pay attention.

"Welcome—"

Except for the maid and butler soliciting customers at the front and back doors, there were two girls and two boys wearing maid outfits in the classroom, as well as a coffee station temporarily built on the basis of the podium table. There were several machines for making coffee on it, and next to it, some raw materials were piled on the ground. There were also two students responsible for making it.

After Lin Li and Bai Bufan entered, everyone greeted them in unison, which was quite tacit, and it had a bit of the flavor of a maid cafe.

But what really attracted Lin Li and Bai Bufan's attention wasn't these "employees."

There was already a "guest" in the classroom, and a butler was standing next to him, seemingly ready to serve at any time.

This guest had a cup of coffee with two-thirds left in front of him, and he was now sipping the coffee in small sips.

These were all normal and had nothing attractive, but—

"Whoa—delicious!!"

"Ah-ee-shi—delicious!"

"..."

Every time this guest sipped a small mouthful, he would make a comfortable "Whoa—" sound like that Korean domineering president eating broadcast, close his eyes, wrinkle his facial features, shake his head, and then use the front of his fingers, which were loosely clenched into a fist, to knock on the table continuously, and then make another exclamation—

"Delicious!"

Watching this scene, Lin Li's eyes turned to Du Hansi: "Did you hire a shill?"

This was too exaggerated. If the shill he hired acted like this, Lin Li felt they wouldn't deserve to take the money.

"Eh—" Du Hansi immediately extended his palm proudly, signaling Lin Li not to say such things again: "Lin Li, I don't like hearing such things. This is a questioning of our efforts!"

"This buddy, first of all, he is not from our class, and secondly, he is definitely not a shill we pulled from another class. His current evaluation is absolutely the result of his own willingness! If you don't believe me, you can ask him later."

"Let me tell you this, we have had an internal trial operation of this coffee before, and almost all of them had this effect. It's stable as a batch, exclusive formula! No joke, even our homeroom teacher was shocked after trying it."

Seeing Du Hansi speak so decisively, not like he was lying, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other.

Is it really that magical?

But the curiosity of the two was indeed hooked, and since they originally planned to come and drink a cup, they nodded:

"Fine, since you said so, Hansi, then we must try it."

"OK," Du Hansi nodded, then looked at a butler in the store and greeted: "A-Xiang, these two are my friends, I'll entertain them, you replace me and stand at the door."

"Fine."

After changing posts with his classmate, Du Hansi immediately took the two to the long table made of desks and sat down.

"Is there a menu?" The tabletop and drawers were very clean, so Lin Li asked.

"There is no menu. This store is Omakase-style. Our manager will carefully make a cup of coffee for the guest according to today's weather, the guest's mood, the materials on hand, and the sweetness and temperature state the guest needs."

Holy shit, is there even a manager?

Lin Li looked on with respect.

The manager is an existence that can turn decay into magic.

For example, going to a paid dry toilet in a mountain ditch to take a shit, the dry toilet opened by an ordinary person, the boss will only tell you that the shit costs five cents, including toilet paper.

But the manager is different. If you go up, there is a high probability that you can get a set of silky small combos—

"Hello, I am the manager of this 'Mountain Forest HC Ancient Method Dry Toilet Club'. Since you are a guest, I don't think you need to rush to take a shit, why not listen to the philosophy of me opening this store.

Today's toilets have been kidnapped by the steel and cement of the city, losing some natural atmosphere, and the dry toilet culture is dying step by step. I think as young people, we have the responsibility and obligation to do something, so I pioneered this 'Mountain Forest HC Ancient Method Dry Toilet Club'.

Not every customer is qualified to consume in our store. We only entertain friends, not God. By the way, do you have a reservation? We are a membership-based dry toilet. If you don't have a membership, you must make a reservation.

But whether you have a reservation or not, I suggest you spend 598 to get a membership. 598 is not just the cost of joining, but also includes ancient native toilet paper and mosquito repellent perfume, and you can take photos and check in at the store at will. Our store has a very 'fecal' atmosphere, and posting it on social media has always been very topical and attractive~"

Look, isn't this shit taking suddenly high-end? Instantly feeling like you've integrated into the dry toilet of the upper class?

This is the charm of the manager.

"Fine, there's even a manager, then I've already recognized your style." Lin Li nodded.

"How much is one person?" Bai Bufan was more concerned about this point.

After all, the more fancy things are, the more expensive they are.

Those who give stories to products are just to raise the price.

Bai Bufan is not the kind of person who is embarrassed to come out after sitting down in a store. If the price is expensive, he would be the first to run away now.

"Don't worry, don't worry," Du Hansi seemed to have guessed that the two would ask this, smiled and snapped his fingers, and introduced:

"Anyway, I'm buddies with Lin Li, not to mention we have a simple and direct discount activity. After the discount, the two of you only need to pay 6 yuan in total, which is quite affordable, right?"

Bai Bufan nodded slowly.

If it's three yuan a cup, it's not considered affordable in school, but it's not expensive either.

So with a heroic wave of his hand, Bai Bufan said loudly: "OK, then there are two of us in total. Lin Li, I'll treat you to your share, brother doesn't lack this bit!"

Three yuan gave Bai Bufan the momentum of three hundred yuan. Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

"Where is the payment code?" Bai Bufan, who was actually prepared to treat him to something cheap first and then get back some expensive ones later, asked Du Hansi.

"Don't worry about this. When entertaining friends, how can there be a reason to collect money first? What are your respective needs for sweetness and temperature?" Du Hansi smiled.

"My requirement is sweet. I don't like bitter things, anything else is fine." Lin Li answered immediately.

"Bufan, what about you?"