Chapter 465: It

Lin Li had a momentary illusion.

Bai Bufan, at this moment, was like Dora from *Dora the Explorer* or Mickey from *Mickey Mouse Clubhouse*—in short, the protagonist of one of those top-tier strategy shows—and he was currently using a similar enthusiastic tone to invite him to shout "Swiper, no swiping!" or perhaps "Oh! Potatoes!" together.

It was just that the lines had been replaced with "Oh—so delicious."

Ah~

How nostalgic childhood is.

"You motherfucker, the fact that you're still spacing out is the most infuriating part!!"

"I'm still holding your clothes! Show me some respect, you bastard!"

"Shout it with me!"

Looking at Lin Li, who wore a nostalgic expression and was suspected of spacing out, Bai Bufan completely lost his composure and laughed in anger.

"What did you just say?" Lin Li asked, coming back to his senses.

"Still spacing out! Still spacing out!" Bai Bufan shook Lin Li like a rattle, his voice suddenly choking up:

"Even at a time like this, which concerns my life and death, you can space out. Lin Li, in your heart, what exactly am I?

Am I a sacrifice on your path to love? A tool for your amusement? A plaything for when you're bored! A piece of scenery you glanced at during your wandering journey! Or just trash that you can discard casually after saying sorry!?

Ah! In your heart, what exactly am I!!"

Hearing this classic, broken-hearted interrogation from Bai Bufan, who sounded like a neglected wife, Lin Li still knew the standard answer—

Lin Li: "You aren't in the oo."

What do you mean what are you in my heart? Bro, you aren't in it at all.

Bai Bufan gritted his teeth, smiling: "Your mother is a slave! Go spa for me!"

Watching the two of them arguing more and more intensely, a trace of worry couldn't help but flash in Du Hansi's eyes.

Neither of them had a handy weapon; it felt like they couldn't beat anyone to death. Should he dismantle two chair legs for them?

Forget it, just give them to Bai Bufan. In Nansang Middle School, one Wang Ze is enough.

However, the fooling around between Lin Li and Bai Bufan soon ceased; after all, they were still in another class, and in the end, Lin Li chose to compromise.

There was no help for it; the offer to treat was Bai Bufan's good intention from the start, not a forced situation, so he had to show some appreciation. He would let him off the hook this time.

"Oh—so delicious!"

The two began to repeat their exclamations, occasionally encountering difficulties from Du Hansi during the process.

Things like the tone, the movements, the momentum.

Clearly, the person at the next table wasn't being this strict.

Obviously, this was Du Hansi's love turning into hate for Lin Li.

Lin Li couldn't help but sigh: "Sigh, I didn't expect such a thing to happen today. I somewhat regret not listening to the instructions my mother gave me when she sent me out this morning."

Hearing this, Bai Bufan looked over curiously and asked:

"Ah? Auntie could even predict this? What did she tell you?"

Lin Li frowned, looking at Bai Bufan as if he were an idiot, and asked with a hint of disdain and a mocking smile: "How would I know? Didn't I say it? I didn't listen."

Bai Bufan: "(；o_o)?"

You motherfucker.

So it was "didn't listen" in such a strict sense?

"Who the fuck could interpret it that way!!"

Du Hansi: "Ahem."

The two looked up upon hearing this, but immediately realized why Du Hansi had suddenly coughed at this moment—a fourth customer had appeared at the door, currently curiously examining everything inside the classroom.

Lin Bai and the guy next to him who hadn't finished discounting yet exchanged glances and nodded imperceptibly.

Lin Bai took a sip of the coffee that was still burning his tongue, closed his eyes, nodded to the guy next to him, and then, maintaining an appropriate distance, they proceeded to exclaim in an orderly fashion—

"Oh—so delicious!"

"Oh—so very delicious!"

"Oh—it really is delicious!"

"Is it really that delicious?"

Attracted by such an environment, the victim asked curiously immediately after taking a seat.

When he saw the three of them nodding sincerely at him, he also nodded excitedly:

"Great! Looking forward to it!"

Looking forward to your mother.

There are bad people in Nansang Middle School.

When he learned the true rules from the students of Class 14, his heart was already dead, and his grief was greater than death.

This gap was just too big.

It was like going for a full-body physical exam; after the anal exam, the doctor said quite seriously that there was good news and bad news. The good news was that your anus was perfectly normal, and the bad news was that he wasn't a doctor, and during the exam, his hands were actually pressed on your shoulders.

Perianal digital exam, but with a cow's finger.

It was just such a sad gap from heaven to hell, bro.

Ignoring this person's somewhat resentful gaze, Lin Li and Bai Bufan had both completed their 30-sentence quota and received the maximum discount.

When Bai Bufan scanned the code to pay six yuan, Du Hansi was satisfied; this bastard even performed a European-style curtsy—pulling up the maid skirt with both hands to spread it to the sides, knees slightly bent, and head lowered:

"Thank you for your patronage, welcome again next time."

Clearly, the "revenge" had made him feel physically and mentally refreshed.

Bai Bufan felt more and more that he was an innocent victim, and it was all Lin Li's fault.

"Still welcome again next time? Can your shop have repeat customers?" Lin Li also shook his head.

"Eh, this is where I have to share a hidden benefit for our old customers with the two of you," Du Hansi revealed a meaningful smile:

"If an old customer brings a new customer to consume at our shop, they can enjoy the lowest discount directly without participating in the activity. Not only that, but they can also get an extra one-yuan discount, meaning they only need two yuan to buy a cup. Of course, this is limited to the old customer themselves; new customers still need to fully participate in the activity to get the lowest price."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan naturally understood in a second.

If that were the case, then perhaps there really would be repeat customers.

After all, Nansang Middle School had always been a school where one had to guard against others, but there were also plenty of people who wanted to harm others.

Where are there any good people in this school?

To be honest, even if Du Hansi hadn't said this, Lin Bai had planned that if he met the guys from Class 4 on the road, he would try to recommend them to consume at this shop.

"Hansi, I actually have a suggestion you might want to listen to." Lin Li suddenly thought of something.

"What?"

Lin Li: "I think just shouting once to reduce ten yuan is still too monotonous. Have you considered that when the price is reduced to 100, you change it to shouting once to reduce 1 yuan, and when it's reduced to 50, you change it to shouting once to get a diamond, and then every ten diamonds can reduce the price by 1 yuan. When it's shouted down to only 10 yuan, every shout allows participation in a turntable, where there's a probability of getting gold coins, and ten gold coins can be exchanged for one diamond.

At the same time, during this period, inviting a new user to drink can immediately reduce the price by 20."

Du Hansi: "?"

What kind of Pinduoduo is this.

You don't need to be so circuitous to ruin Class 14 of Grade 1.

If this were adopted, Du Hansi was confident that the class would be like a Mickey Mouse in the street, shouted at by everyone.

"Good suggestion, we will consider it as appropriate." Du Hansi chose to say some nice words.

Lin Li naturally didn't force it; he exchanged glances with Bai Bufan and stood up: "Alright, then we're leaving."

"I'll see you to the door." Du Hansi cleaned up the trash on the table while following the two.

"Hansi, are you going to be a manservant for the whole morning?"

"Definitely not, just another half hour, and someone will rotate with me," Du Hansi shook his head and smiled:

"I also have to play at the garden party. By the way, Lin Li, what is your class doing? I can take care of your business."

"Our class's project isn't very interesting." Bai Bufan replied.

Compared to the content of Class 14, Bai Bufan only felt a sense of inferiority at being completely outdone by others.